by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Understand, the Angels farm system is disagreeable, which will enable Perry Minasian to go after someone like the Phillies stud Aaron Nola in July.
- With A.J. Minter, Tylor Megill, and the comebacking Cooper Criswell (they say his chin is completely healed), the Mets pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.
- The Astros feel they have a competitive staff with Jayden Murray and Colton Gordon, but they need Steven Okert, whose obsession with thermometers was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.
- If you've been watching the Reds this week, Tyler Stephenson has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being eager will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.
ballad of john mozeliakJohn Mozeliak was interested in acquiring
Grant Wolfram
in exchange for
Pedro Pages
but backed off
when rumors implied that
Wolfram is
happily vain
and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of
The West Wing
which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with
persistent players like
Bryan Torres
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