• The Royals are in the move mode, shopping Kyle Isbel, Cole Ragans, Lane Thomas, et al. But teams like the Braves, the Cubs, and the Tigers have passed on them thus far because they're all so big, and nobody likes that, not even Alex Anthopoulos, and he's an otter.


• Jake Bird is to the Yankees what the song "Hideous Hatred" is to Scratching.


• If Davis Martin can come back from his diagnosis of Cheek Disease and Jonathan Cannon can come into his own and Chris Getz can close a deal for Jose Ramirez, the White Sox could be a team to watch.


• Will Eric Lauer and his microwave please come home?

los angeles blues

Kyle Hurt

wants to come back from his
hyperextended lung

and do damage

for whom

where

it could be in
Los Angeles

but if
Brandon Gomes can pull off a deal with
Bill Schmidt for
         Tanner Gordon

it just might be in
Colorado instead

who wouldn't mind

since after spent a lot of time in
Huntsville

thinking they're very similar cities

 

 

 

 

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