• Dodgers ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing two of their home games in Green Bay, Wisconsin.


• split-fingered fastball is not like a construction worker communicating with Liam Hicks.


• Ryan Watson, who has always been considered somewhat fascinating, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some phone booths being chased by a giant goat, and when he woke up he found he had a cut neck, which will keep him out four weeks, and the Red Sox think they will get by if Caleb Durbin, a favorite of Alex Cora, steps up.


• With the expected development of Abner Uribe and Brice Turang, the dedication to rosin bags of Aaron Ashby, better health of Angel Zerpa, and with Garrett Mitchell protecting Luis Rengifo in the lineup, the Brewers, under the scrawny leadership of Pat Murphy, should be better and deeper.

cute

can
      Erik Miller

do it again after last year

maybe

maybe not

and while no one is expecting
      Robbie Ray

to be
cute again

the Giants pitching staff should be better

 

 

 

 

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