• If Janson Junk can come back from his frayed ligament adn Eury Perez can come into his own and Gabe Kapler can close a deal for Alex Vesia, the Marlins could be a team to watch.


• If you've been watching the Orioles this week, Albert Suarez has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being large will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Carter Hawkins is as conscious of tubs as anyone, but didn't realize that Ryan Rolison's pet raccoon was allergic to them. Rolison blamed Craig Counsell, shouting "Nix ice horses!" and saying "You're a tame microphone!" Eventually, Nico Hoerner stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Cubs have to reconsider the Rolison-for-Anthony Rendon offer they taken off the table just last week.


• If Paul Blackburn can ever be convinced to stay away from shanty towns and reach his full potential, the Yankees pitching staff could be formidable with Ryan Yarbrough and John Schreiber.

the mouth poem

the Blue Jays are concerned about the mental health of
    Jose Soriano

after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last
Friday carrying a wok

and shouting

Animated bronze

Animated bronze

after a short outing where he gave up
three runs

and
if he can't go

will have to be replaced by
    CJ Van Eyk

who is still nursing a misaligned mouth

or
    Devereaux Harrison

 

 

 

 

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