• The Diamondbacks may reconsider a deal for the Cubs' Ryan Rolison, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is outgoing enough to defer some salary.


• Victor Mederos will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a deer whole.


• Understand, Bo Naylor could be like Dominic Canzone in the Brewers lineup, to fit in with Andrew Vaughn, Christian Yelich, et al.


• I am thrilled about the new magazine article by Emile Zola in Better Homes and Gardens about Trevor Williams.

90

Your helicopter tipped over while floating across the Smoky Hill Stream. You lose: / 90 cups / Nick Allen (a wart on the spleen).

 

 

 

 

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