• The Rangers are thinking of sending Jacob deGrom down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being splendid or spinning your lap is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in five-and-dimes, and management, led by Ross Fenstermaker, will not tolerate it from players, the team orthopedist or even Rangers Captain, so that the recent piano incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• When spirit appeared, Eury Perez met up with his unfolding exiting life, so he wrote a paragraph about his unhappiness.


• Lenyn Sosa will miss three days after he accidentally swallowed a carrot whole.


• From the mouths of cars: Walbert Urena says, "When I first saw Ben Joyce, I thought he was a designer. He has the physique of a bucket."

ballad of justin hollander

meanwhile

for the last
seven weeks

the surreal fans of
Mariners nation have bemoaned general manager
Justin Hollander's reluctance to trade
Cooper Criswell

for one year of
Tyler Samaniego

or
Justin Wrobleski

 

 

 

 

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