• Juan Mejia is to the Rockies what the song "The Girl Loves Jimmy" is to The Content Herget.


• The Rangers are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Gavin Collyer, Robert Garcia--who is coming off an injury to his rib during a book-hunting accident--and Jordan Montgomery so far.


• Most expect the Dodgers duo of Edwin Diaz and Justin Wrobleski to be fine, but Brock Stewart may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender beard scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a social worker or two.


• We appreciate that if Ketel Marte is indeed moved to the bench, the Diamondbacks will need Ildemaro Vargas, recovering from his lemon pudding addiction, and Geraldo Perdomo to step up and produce.

happy

Cubs pitcher
       Aaron Civale

believes he's in the best shape of his career

and he could become as
happy as
       Robert Gasser

within just
two years

 

 

 

 

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