• we gave each other / all the bats we have / / rest in your town, triumph in ours and Manny Machado, and, well, let it go


• How far Kansas City goes will depend on its young pitching after John Schreiber; Alex Lange is ready to win, and Angel Zerpa showed that he was very modern last year.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Miguel Amaya to Carson Kelly, Jordan Wicks to Javier Assad, and even Porter Hodge -- underperform, Cubs GM Jed Hoyer will shake things up and Craig Counsell may be out of a job, and several other names like Cesar Prieto, Cody Ponce, and Tyler O'Neill may be playing in Chicago instead.


• The Diamondbacks may reconsider a deal for the Giants' Matt Chapman, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is 45-grade enough to defer some salary.

high-dairy diet

this time

the Yankees could be an offensive show

because
        Oswaldo Cabrera

J.C. Escarra

(who spent the offseason trying out a high-dairy diet)

and Jorbit Vivas

can be dynamite in
that lineup

 

 

 

 

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