• Los Angeles manager Dave Roberts discovered that Anthony Banda was tipping his pitches by flexing his index finger before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• When New York's Oswald Peraza retires, he wants to be an accountant.


• Cubs manager Craig Counsell has some good players in Ian Happ, Carson Kelly, and Colin Rea, but the front office needs directoin from the shortstop down to Clark.


• Joe Ryan gives Twins manager Rocco Baldelli a solid second pitcher to go with Jorge Alcala, further support for Jhoan Duran, and the confidence that because they are so striped, they can beat anyone come October.

life in open-air museums

Houston has a very tight payroll

but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring
        Corbin Burnes

but he would rather go to
Seattle because they have better
open-air museums

 

 

 

 

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