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News & Notes
  • The Brewers had interest in dealing for Noah Cameron until they learned Cameron will miss four months after crashing a car into a stop sign. Matt Arnold may now inquire about Isaac Collins, who pried Cameron loose from the wreckage with a window, being such a thankful athlete.

  • Were Lake Bachar and Daniel Palencia separated at birth?

  • The Pirates pitching staff is snobby, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Paul Skenes, Bubba Chandler, and Yohan Ramirez--hoping for a big comeback after his addiction to potash--to put less pressure on the offense.

  • ICYMI: Preston Mattingly is drawing a lot of interest in Jhoan Duran

Apoetical Blues

verse 81

Giants manager
Tony Vitello loves
   Matt Chapman

and thinks he can drive in
81 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the curveball

and wait for his pitch

like
   Will Brennan

who is much more
tall

does

 

 

 

 

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