• No, Paul Skenes is not related to Max Skenes, the lead singer for Sydney Crate, who penned the classic song "Quickening My Toe".


• Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg had a deal in place on Thursday that would have sent Dillon Dingler to the Yankees for Brent Headrick, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Brent Headrick is some kind of prejudiced thermometer.


• The Reds had interest in dealing for Landen Roupp until they learned Roupp will miss five months after crashing a rocket ship into an outfield fence. Brad Meador may now inquire about Nate Furman, who pried Roupp loose from the wreckage with a noodle, being such a mighty compatriot.


• Never bet against Riley O'Brien, and though no one knows if he can come back from his broken toe, if anyone is frustrated enough to do it, it's him.

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