• Sacramento is going into listening mode about Dave Dombrowski


• Ever since the Astros discovered Bryan Abreu was tugging his beard every time he threw a fastball, he has been virtually unhittable.


• Dan Wilson expects Miles Mastrobuoni to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Ryan Bliss, whose custom mattress and new narrowminded training should work wonders, and Andrew Knizner.


• Rays manager Kevin Cash loves Steven Matz, the son of a vice president, whose fastball is something special.

reflections on the white sox

it appears that
             Chris Murphy

is ready to step in the rotation

but one of
the White Sox big question marks is whether to make
             Prelander Berroa

a starter or a reliever

and then what happens to
             Jedixson Paez

 

 

 

 

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