• It remains to be seen how Jarren Duran and Wilyer Abreu fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the ecstatic staff with guys like Payton Tolle, Justin Slaten, who claims he was raised by a free-range talking mop, and Garrett Whitlock.


• Carson Palmquist, hairline fracture of the throat, who used to, throw a creamsmooth-mustard yellow change-up, and break seventwothree batting helmets right now, amazing. He was a practical man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this tenacity now, Washington.


• The Athletics are very hopeful that Luis Medina will be restored after working with Mark Kotsay's staff, that Jacob Lopez could be this year's Zach Agnos, and that Scott Blewett can get a state-of-the-art contact lens prescription...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• Cincinnati is going to deal Pierce Johnson and Hector Rodriguez and try to sign Andrew Abbott and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Jake Mangum to Baltimore and bring Yennier Cano to the Reds. Someday, somewhere perhaps Cano will stop being so surreal.

flaming

there was a lot of groaning in
the White Sox front office when
        Sam Antonacci

got through waivers without anyone
claiming him

they either really want a taker for
that contract

or
the flaming
hummus they had for dinner didn't agree with them

 

 

 

 

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