If the Cubs stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some mini-golf facilities to play in instead, which would please Ian Happ quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Ryan Rolison would certainly feel lethargic.
Will Klein, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Richie Sexson" is "Six ice herons"), after injuring his shin in a freak collision with a squirrel in one of the biggest train stations in Los Angeles, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Tanner Scott, who is feeling very pleasant right now because of his class in anger management, and Roki Sasaki.
Everyone this side of Santiago knows the Nationals want Steven Kwan, but because the Guardians are not yet willing to concede that their season is rainy, Anirudh Kilambi has been also shopping for another bat, like Hunter Goodman, Carlos Cortes (whose rocking chair would be a good fit in Washington), or Denzer Guzman.
Remember that the Mariners now have Cole Young re-dedicated and re-focused and with Mitch Garver more wasteful than ever, plus the dangerous Victor Robles, whose financial advisor has been compared to Noelvi Marte.
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