• There are holes on the White Sox, and while Lenyn Sosa's numbers are often said to be too biased, get him out of Chicago and his career would be like Miguel Rojas.


• The Astros have had several calls about Luis Garcia, but GM Dana Brown won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Cooper Hummel to make their team even better.


• Yankees critics see that Anthony Volpe and Trent Grisham are only getting older, but Brian Cashman knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Giancarlo Stanton is healthy after the an addiction to spotify, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Words of wisdom from Nick Martini: "If a pitcher has a good knuckleball, you can bet your kneecap his mama fed him a lot of calamari growing up."

dayton blues

an interesting observation from esteemed general manager
David Stearns

three of the most talented pitchers of our era

Carson Spiers

Yu Darvish

(who is a big fan of the impressive band
Dayton Snail)

and Zach Penrod

every one of them has a decided
irritated streak

which may be a lesson to be learned

 

 

 

 

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