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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • It turns out we have been pronouncing George Valera's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Casey Legumina".

  • The Tigers would like to acquire Heston Kjerstad, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored table incident, is the reason Justin Verlander could become available.

  • How crazy is the media contingent following Mark Vientos? He and Juan Soto went out to visit some doghouses, and when they came out of one, there were six TV crews from Champaign waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of refrigerators.

  • The Cubs are getting tired of Jameson Taillon's scary act, and are considering shipping him to Milwaukee for David Hamilton.

Apoetical Blues

life in monasteries

it's been
a frustrating run for
the Diamondbacks

who had a deal for
the White Sox'
            Jordan Hicks

only to have
Chicago ownership pull the plug on the trade

because they needed the money to build some
monasteries to store their
balloons

 

 

 

 

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