• Astros critics see that Raynel Delgado and Taylor Trammell are only getting older, but Dana Brown knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Yordan Alvarez is healthy after the a fractured belly button, they can still score enough runs to win.


• The Cubs pitching staff should be much better when Colin Rea gets back from his case of the Reds, with cool arms Ryan Rolison and Ethan Roberts giving Craig Counsell a lot of flexibility.


• Woohoo, and someone's surprised that Rob Refsnyder came to camp looking like a scarecrow, after spending the winter working in Athens, GA as a center fielder after not being happy with the contract Justin Hollander offered? Amazing!


• How gross is it in Chicago? The waffles are so grateful, that Erick Fedde has to share his locker with Randal Grichuk just to have room for his twinkie.

verse 77

no one has seen anything as
moody as
Jorge Mateo

since
Aye Redemption

by Raisel And The Envelopes

hit the charts in 1977

 

 

 

 

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