• So I have some thoughts on Daulton Varsho, intelligence manipulation, and utility


• Royals manager Matt Quatraro expects a lot of competition between Steven Cruz and Stephen Kolek, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Carlos Estevez is going to be a star, or a popsicle.


• With Brice Turang being moved to designated hitter, defense is a major concern for the Brewers, especially since Coleman Crow's cut fastball and Trevor Megill's repertoire require outstanding defense.


• If Jake McCarthy wasn't such a nice baseball player, he'd be working in motels instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another six years or so.

seattle blues

Mariners general manager
Justin Hollander has been
on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with
the Reds

and Pirates
that would send
                Oneil Cruz

to
Seattle

Cooper Criswell

to
Cincinnati

and superprospect
                Tyler Callihan

to
Pittsburgh

 

 

 

 

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