• Lead singer Randy Heim of 'The Table' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Dellin Betances" and "Enabled clients" into the lyrics of his hit song Landlord Aghast.


• The Red Sox are expected to be a major player in the DL Hall Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of indoor tennis courts in Boston.


• For those Orioles fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Albert Suarez, Brandon Young -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to remember Craig Albernaz's birthday -- and Shane Baz might get overused so much their arms turn into badges, Baltimore had only eight games in the last two weeks in which they didn't use at least nine pitchers. Simply woohoo.


• Anagram for Preston Wilson: Stops own liner.

ballad of brian cashman

the Yankees clubhouse is tense

after
        Aaron Judge

called
        Brent Headrick
muscle face

and now
Aaron Boone has a problem

because
        Tim Hill

was offended

and asked for a trade

which
Brian Cashman is hesitant to do

but might
if they can get a Riley O'Brien

whose
courageous personality might be just the right thing in the locker room

or
        Grayson Rodriguez

 

 

 

 

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