• When Yoendrys Gomez was attacked by a painting in one of the busiest factories in Minnesota, it convinced Jeremy Zoll of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Orioles are interested, if the Twins will pick up some salary.


• If the Pirates get Jesus Luzardo in an imminent swap with Philadelphia for Luke Weaver, they will turn around and send him to the Rangers in a three-way swap with Los Angeles. Texas will send Jacob Latz to the Dodgers, while Pittsburgh ends up with Jack Dreyer and Brandon Marsh.


• Understand, the Yankees staff have varying degrees of potential; Luis Gil is outstanding, Cam Schlittler can be, and Michael Fulmer's 45-grade mindset is ever a mystery.


• Understand this: these are the Braves, not the Royals. Things will happen, because general manager Alex Anthopoulos knows the team is admirable and needs a boost.

reflections on the nationals

Nationals ownership believes
they could add millions in payroll by playing
three of their home games in
Grand Rapids

Michigan

 

 

 

 

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