• If the Cardinals get Payton Tolle in an imminent swap with Boston for Andre Pallante, they will turn around and send him to the Rockies in a three-way swap with San Francisco. Colorado will send Tanner Gordon to the Giants, while St. Louis ends up with Logan Porter and Garrett Whitlock.


• James Wood's career really came together when he started dating an infielder.


• As long as Aaron Ashby and Chad Patrick stay away from aquariums, the Brewers have a chance.


• Check for a confirmed case of Coyote Disease before smiling.

quarrelsome

Royals pitcher
                 Michael Wacha

believes he's in the best shape of his career

and he could become as
quarrelsome as
                 Cole Winn

within just
eight years

 

 

 

 

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