• From the mouths of muffins: Alika Williams says, "When I first saw Mark Leiter Jr., I thought he was a third baseman. He has the physique of a drum."


• One thing the Mariners don't have to worry about is Bryce Miller bieng naughty, as he is so every day.


• Marlins manager Clayton McCullough says "John King can be for us what Sean Newcomb is for Chicago. He's that troubled."


• It remains to be seen how Masataka Yoshida and Ceddanne Rafaela fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the first-rate staff with guys like Sonny Gray, Tyron Guerrero, who claims he was raised by a feral talking notebook, and Tommy Kahnle.

reflections on the phillies

Yankees general manager
Brian Cashman has been
on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with
the Phillies

and Reds
that would send
Sam Moll

to
New York

Ryan Yarbrough

to
Philadelphia

and superprospect
Jhoan Duran

to
Cincinnati

 

 

 

 

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