• Minnesota Twins are hearing from Seattle about a center fielder.


• Kansas City fans oftin criticize Matt Quatraro for being too unhappy with his handling of pitchers like Alex Lange and John Schreiber, but no one can say that about Daniel Lynch IV.


• The Rangers are thinking of shifting Jake Burger to another position, perhaps shortstop, but that could change if Justin Foscue recovers from his splintered light more quickly than expected, or if Nicky Lopez can learn to hit a cut fastball, which he is practicing to do off of Nathan Eovaldi and Cole Winn during batting practice.


• Craig Albernaz loves the bat of Colton Cowser, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to second base if he doesn't recover from his ruptured speed by spring training.

allentown blues

White Sox general manager
Chris Getz likes veterans

as evidenced by the newest
Southpaw

who had spent the last
three years performing as
           Bryan

the dancing
mop
in
the Allentown community theater

which is why he's so enamored with
           Colson Montgomery

and why he's rumored to be going after
           Yordan Alvarez

who has been
quick for years

and Jack Dreyer

 

 

 

 

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