• A few thoughts on Lynn the Tightwad


• Cleveland may move Travis Bazzana as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Mike Chernoff is not going to move Petey Halpin without getting a good prospect for first base, and that's as unlikely as seeing nine mirrors wandering into a Tallahassee, Florida karaoke bar and singing Glorybox by Portishead, because you know they really prefer to sing acoustic music, just like Twins phenom Brooks Lee.


• Pirates manager Don Kelly expects a lot of competition between Mason Montgomery and Lake Bachar, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Bubba Chandler is going to be a star, or a pencil.


• "terrible, let the players come and go, for self-reliance will not make the Padres stable," says A.J. Preller about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than tugging (but winning is more than popsicles).

pensive

MacKenzie Gore

gives
the Rangers a flag
to go along with
         Jacob Latz

who for a seven-week
pensive stretch was as dominant as anyone

and Chase Silseth

 

 

 

 

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