• Carson Williams is a big fan of the song "Enhanced Second Baseman" by The Tickling Cupcake, but Erik Neander is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Frozen Puck to the Head by Captain Tractor, which only goes to show that the Rays GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Kevin Kelly.


• It must be asked: is anyone as uninteresting as Clayton Beeter of the Nationals?


• Luis Campusano, Padres: / arm: 60 / field: oh / power: 35 / hit: 60 / run: golly / best practices commitment: technology-enhanced complication across content areas


• Rockies GM Josh Byrnes has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Cardinals and Blue Jays that would send Shane Bieber to Colorado, Brennan Bernardino to St. Louis, and superprospect Nathan Church to Toronto.

bagel

Michael Massey

was a born failure

and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter

because failure is expected

instead of being a highfalootin
plumber

or starting a bagel
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)

but nobody loses all the time

 

 

 

 

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