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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • This time, the Guardians could be an offensive show, because Austin Hedges, Petey Halpin (who spent the offseason trying out a high-dairy diet) and David Fry can be dynamite in that lineup.

  • Yankees GM Brian Cashman works miracles with the payroll, and if Brent Headrick holds up, may have done it again, with David Bednar and Carlos Rodon et al anchoring the staff.

  • Orion Kerkering's career really came together when he started dating a sith lord.

  • Athletics pitcher Chris Roycroft believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as valued as Yunior Marte within just six years.

Apoetical Blues

nine and counting

Max Scherzer tripped before the game schlepping his target and suffered a chipped chest. He will miss nine hours.

 

 

 

 

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