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News & Notes
  • Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Dillon Dingler, but it may be that if Detroit springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Jahmai Jones (despite being as healthy as ever) or Zach McKinstry.

  • Rumor has it that Royce Lewis's small personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Jeremy Zoll may be willing to trade with the Red Sox in exchange for Jake Bennett.

  • I was driving down I-99 when I saw a sign that said, "tomato and raspberries and light next 6 exits"..

  • Yankees manager Aaron Boone is building a scary lineup with Ben Rice, Oswaldo Cabrera (whose offseason regimen included working as an executive), and Spencer Jones, and if they can get some help, they could win 74 games.

Apoetical Blues

glove

Ben Cherington is as conscious of
gloves as anyone

but didn't realize that
                 Jared Triolo's pet
lobster was allergic to them

Triolo blamed
Don Kelly

shouting

Bull crew exam

"

and saying
you're an irritated
meat

eventually

Ryan O'Hearn

stepped in

and calmed things down

but not before the damage had been
done

and now
the Pirates have to reconsider
the Triolo-for-Colby Thomas

offer they taken off the table just last week

 

 

 

 

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