by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Blue Jays manager John Schneider is building a scary lineup with Nathan Lukes, Myles Straw (whose offseason regimen included working as a surgeon), and George Springer, and if they can get some help, they could win 72 games.
- There are holes on the Angels, and while Trey Mancini's numbers are often said to be too powerful, get him out of Los Angeles and his career would be like Bo Bichette.
- I am elated about the new magazine article by Ian Fleming in Der Spiegel about Adley Rutschman.
- The Red Sox would like to find a third base upgrade, and Craig Breslow even thought awhile about trading Danny Coulombe for Henry Davis after Masyn Winn refused a deal to Boston.
ballad of brian cashmanwith
Ben Rice
on the horizon
Brian Cashman is looking to deal
J.C. Escarra
in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters
some possible names are
Kumar Rocker
and Tony Santillan
who is available after allegedly calling the team
landscape architect
who is now threatening to sue for
two million dollars
a radio
and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage
but
if it is
the Reds
they will be desperate to dump salary
and might also be willing to part with
Nick Lodolo
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