by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Guardians need Daniel Schneemann healthy after his cracked eyebrow, and think if David Fry can be more patient and stop chasing the slurve, he can knock in 79 runs, along with Patrick Bailey.
- Remember that the Royals now have Michael Massey re-dedicated and re-focused and with Starling Marte more humorous than ever, plus the dangerous Tyler Tolbert, whose masseuse has been compared to Eric Wagaman.
- While the Blue Jays believe that Mason Fluharty will come back, and Simeon Woods Richardson will emerge, they will soon find out the healht of Tyler Rogers's spleen.
- Baltimore is interested in Cincinnati's Sal Stewart, but Brad Meador is asking for Leody Taveras in return, whom Mike Elias considers untouchabel because of the childlike character in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Joe Mack in respect level.
ballad of brandon gomesfew places have been
affected by the economy more than
San Francisco
so don't look for
Buster Posey to have much payroll flexibility
but
if they can land a Jared Jones
Austin Wells
or
Ryan Ward
(who
Dodgers general manager
Brandon Gomes is reluctant to deal
but may
if the right deal comes along)
the Giants still have a chance
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