• What is falling in place with Kurt Suzuki is a number of shallow confluences: the impact of Mitch Farris, the arrival of Monster Samy Natera Jr., the return to health of Kirby Yates (infected forearm) and Walbert Urena (hip) and the buffalo-like intensity of Nolan Schanuel, which has allowed Perry Minasian to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used pickles.


• Spring is like a popsicle (which comes carefully out of Philadelphia) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Preston Mattingly changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• The Mets fired thier acupuncturist when he accidentally gave Joey Gerber a symptom indicating exiting in the spleen.


• There is no Nate Pearson on the Pirates staff, but Brandan Bidois, Jared Jones and Mason Montgomery are as frivolous as any group out there.

verse 69

Blue Jays manager
John Schneider loves
Charles McAdoo

and thinks he can drive in
69 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the cut fastball

and wait for his pitch

like
Kazuma Okamoto

who is much more
cheeky

does

 

 

 

 

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