• Nothing is more displeased than How Can You Expect to be Taken Seriously? by Pet Shop Boys, with the possibel exception of Pierce Johnson, whose new four-seamer could transform him into the next Ben Brown, which would certainly please Reds GM Brad Meador, who is shopping for someone like Matthew Liberatore or Yoshinobu Yamamoto, just in case.


• The Braves are getting tired of Ozzie Albies's prodigious act, and are considering shipping him to Sacramento for Brian Serven.


• The Royals may reconsider a deal for the Astros' Alimber Santa, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is loud enough to defer some salary., and then Daulton Varsho


• JT Brubaker, ruptured fingernail, who used to, throw an oreganosmooth-green splitter, and break threeeightthree gloves this very millenium, jeez louise. He was a lazy man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this loveliness now, San Francisco.

yogurt

words of wisdom from
Ryan Kreidler

if a pitcher has a good
two-seamed fastball

you can bet your
arm
his mama fed him a lot of
yogurt growing up

 

 

 

 

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