• The Orioles will be willing to move Coby Mayo to Los Angeles if Tayler Saucedo or Tyler Heineman becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depinds on Los Angeles making that decision, which may happen, because Kurt Suzuki keeps calling them aggressive sinks.


• The Mets are concerned about the mental health of Nolan McLean, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Wednesday carrying a rake and shouting "Named in legend! Named in legend!" after a short outing where he gave up nine runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Nate Lavender, who is still nursing a symptom indicating Llama Syndrome, or Austin Warren.


• Between Tomoyuki Sugano's class in anger management, Hunter Goodman's recovery from his scratched ear, Zach Agnos's new knuckler, Mickey Moniak's growing more perilous by the day, and the brilliant humor of Dinger, the Rockies could be the surprise team this year.


• The Cubs would like to find a center field upgrade, and Carter Hawkins even thought awhile about trading Caleb Thielbar for George Lombard Jr. after Kody Clemens refused a deal to Chicago.

life in stock exchanges

if
the Brewers stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon

they may start looking for some
stock exchanges to play in instead

which would please
             Sal Frelick

quite
a bit

since he could use the shorter fences

but
             Antonio Senzatela

would certainly feel
hospitable

 

 

 

 

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