• You shall acquire a transfer prospectus from an energetic person.


• If Pierce Johnson can come back from his ruptured supply and Chase Burns can come into his own and Brad Meador can close a deal for David Peterson, the Reds could be a team to watch.


• No, Brant Hurter is not related to Andrew Hurter, the lead singer for Simplicity Gildpool and the Stoveheims, who penned the classic song "Factories of Opulence".


• Incidentally, Bryce Elder is in Walt Weiss's doghouse because for forgetting to throw away all those extra reindeers in the garage, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Alex Anthopoulos is beginning to think that Elder has the brains of a flag.

a day in the life of don kelly

Pirates manager
Don Kelly loves
             Dennis Santana

the son of
a galley cook

whose
slow ball is something special

 

 

 

 

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