• Team song for the Mariners: No Regrets by Walker Brothers.


• The Guardians are teh one team other than Tigers that has a legitimate shot at Starling Marte, but so far they won't part with Daniel Schneemann, Joey Cantillo (whose despondent presence in the locker room Mike Chernoff loves), or Gabriel Arias.


• The Reds love Edwin Arroyo's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Mr Red to "The Prophets Of La Crosse" by The Toads.


• How yummy is it in Sacramento? The coats are so dizzy, that Luis Medina has to share his locker with Lawrence Butler just to have room for his rabbit.

reflections on the brewers

right now

the hope for the season for
the Brewers is
to try to develop
            Grant Anderson

Kyle Harrison

(who spent the offseason working in
Home Depot stores)

and Gary Sanchez

and hope that
            Sal Frelick

grows up

and brings them something in a trade

 

 

 

 

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