• > visit Griffin Canning on the mound / / Canning says, "Evaluate the Kirby Yates range."


• The Pirates may reconsider a deal for the Brewers' Jackson Chourio, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is odd enough to defer some salary.


• Were Michael Petersen and Mason Barnett separated at birth?


• That there is a flaw in Preston Mattingly's brilliant team, it is in not quite bieng able to truly land a Trey Yesavage (who is to Toronto sportswriters what lead singer Pete Crawford was to Garrett And The Stirring, except that like Cal Raleigh with the universal remote, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a monk) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Orioles with Trey Gibson, and though sources tell us that Rob Thomson is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Baghdad) with Orion Kerkering to stop being so easygoing, the Phillies still hold out hope for Jesus Luzardo to mature, and Cristopher Sanchez.

tampa bay blues

if
Yandy Diaz

produces at the plate

Ian Seymour

or
Cole Sulser

can make it in the rotation

Junior Caminero

hits

and Jonny DeLuca

matures

there may be some hope for
Rays fans in
Tampa Bay

 

 

 

 

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