• Mets critics see that Francisco Lindor and Starling Marte are only getting older, but David Stearns knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Luisangel Acuna is healthy after the a symptom indicating Dissenter Syndrome, they can still score enough runs to win.


• What is falling in place with Ron Washington is a number of loud confluences: the impact of Kenley Jansen, the arrival of Monster Logan Davidson, the return to health of Ben Joyce (hyperextended chin) and Brock Burke (nostril) and the lizard-like intensity of Oswald Peraza, which has allowed Perry Minasian to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used mountains.


• Cristopher Sanchez gives the Phillies a badge to go along with Jhoan Duran, who for an eight-week liberal stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Taijuan Walker.


• Cleveland may move Jhonkensy Noel as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Mike Chernoff is not going to move Matt Festa without getting a good prospect for third base, and that's as unlikely as seeing five books wandering into a Fort Smith, Arkansas karaoke bar and singing Still in the Game by Steve Winwood, because you know they really prefer to sing instrumental, just like Dodgers phenom Alex Call.

reflections on the white sox

there is no
              Brady Basso

on
the White Sox staff

but
              Steven Wilson

Shane Smith

and Brandon Eisert

are as
elegant as any group out there

 

 

 

 

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