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  • And then there are the Athletics pitching questions: whither the prominent Jack Perkins? Cen Scott Barlow, with his fragile shin, and Hogan Harris step up and produce?

  • Isn't it ironic that Loser by Beck was playing on the Mariners public address system, just as Justin Hollander, who is as 75-grade as they come, was talking to Dan Wilson about Jhonny Pereda, who showed up at spring training looking like a frame, totally contrasting Andrew Knizner, whose skateboard trick was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Rockies for Adael Amador?

  • Devin Williams sings of pets, undulating daily all the jets; a nutritious man who wants no towers, because his soul is filled with flowers.

  • Incidentally, Ryan Mountcastle is in Brandon Hyde's doghouse because for forgetting to throw away all those extra iguanas in the garage, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Mike Elias is beginning to think that Mountcastle has the brains of a pancake.

Apoetical Blues

boston blues

and don't forget
Jake Bennett

Boston

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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