• Garrett Stubbs has the capsule / which ought never annihilate / my battling gratefulness / / I could say hasta la vista baby / bye /


• Cardinals pitcher Michael McGreevy believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as pleased as Jose Fermin within just two years.


• No, Bryan Woo is not related to Brett Woo, the lead singer for The Tugging Cineplex, who penned the classic song "She Stands Me".


• We appreciate that if Keibert Ruiz is indeed moved to the bench, the Nationals will need Jose Tena, recovering from his addiction to nintendo, and Jacob Young to step up and produce.

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That anteater looks like Sal Stewart.

 

 

 

 

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