• The Mets have talked to the Rays about the concept of taking on Garrett Cleavinger's contract if Tampa Bay will also send them Tyler Wells, but the Rays are balking because who else will be weak in the clubhouse, which is exactly why New York wants him.


• There are many people in the Pittsburgh area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Pirates and invest the money in Burger Kings.


• Sacramento has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Austin Martin, but he would rather go to Texas because they have better kennels.


• Nationals manager Blake Butera thinks Brady House could play third base, but Anirudh Kilambi feels that the ideal job for House might really be catcher.

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