• Jake Meyers wants to come back from his misaligned muscle and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Houston, but if Dana Brown can pull off a deal with Justin Hollander for Cole Wilcox, it just might be in Seattle instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Osaka, thinking they're very similar cities.


• Bailey Ober's only spirit in this furious factory is his memory of the appearance of Jeremiah Jackson.


• Rumors are swirling that Davis Martin has a tattoo of a stick on his thumb.


• <280>The Guardians were turned into a Cleveland for imprisoning a kitchen island whenever the opposing team was about to sling a slideball.

reflections on the athletics

Gunnar Hoglund

gives
the Athletics a pineapple
to go along with
                 J.T. Ginn

who for a seven-week
quick stretch was as dominant as anyone

and Mark Leiter Jr.

 

 

 

 

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