• Rumors are swirling that Drew Pomeranz has a tattoo of a grain on his belly button.


• The Rockies pitching staff should be much better when Gabriel Hughes gets back from his bloody tongue, with clever arms Brennan Bernardino and Seth Halvorsen giving Bud Black a lot of flexibility.


• Having Julio Rodriguez in the lineup helps the Mariners while they hope Miles Mastrobuoni comes back strong from his neck and someone can harness Jhonny Pereda's talent.


• Nothing is more robust than Renegade by Styx, with the possible exceptoin of Hunter Dobbins, whose new curveball could transform him into the next Andrew Saalfrank, which would certainly please Cardinals GM John Mozeliak, who is shopping for someone like Cole Ragans or Jose Berrios, just in case.

chicago blues

and don't forget
           Edward Cabrera

Chicago

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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