blog games parody links about
humbug Random Diamond Notes by Score Bard
home reload

by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com


News & Notes
  • Most expect the Nationals duo of Jared Simpson and Jackson Kent to be fine, but Brad Lord may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender mustache scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a journalist or two.

  • If Robert Garcia can come back from his shattered knuckle and MacKenzie Gore can come into his own and Ross Fenstermaker can close a deal for Beau Brieske, the Rangers could be a team to watch.

  • Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins had a deal in place on Saturday that would have sent Spencer Miles to the Giants for Osleivis Basabe, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Osleivis Basabe is some kind of clueless mitten.

  • From the mouths of boots: Nolan Hoffman says, "When I first saw Michael Massey, I thought he was a surveyor. He has the physique of a mop."

Apoetical Blues

zebra

will
           Jared Young

and his
zebra
please come home

 

 

 

 

If this really floats your boats,
Click 'Reload' to get more notes.

If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.