• White Sox manager Will Venable thinks Braden Montgomery could play right field, but Chris Getz feels that the ideal job for Montgomery might really be optician.


• The Orioles fired their urologist when he accidentally gave Keegan Akin a bruised oblique.


• If the Giants stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some aviaries to play in instead, which would please Andrew Knizner quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but JT Brubaker would certainly feel spellbinding.


• These are the days that lead obstetricians to overdo it with strings. What then, will become of Kurt Suzuki if his players keep running around as if their spleens were weighed down with bok choy?

washington blues

and don't forget
            Carson Palmquist

Washington

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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