• Lead singer Brice White of 'Bay Leaf House' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Joe Morgan" adn "Moe jargon" into the lyrics of his hit song Smooth Wonder.


• Gregory Soto is back from his fractured nose, the Pirates continue to hit, and while GM Ben Cherington tries to see the long view and trade Jared Triolo, it may not be possable -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Pittsburgh fan base has been so young (especially when What Becomes of the Brokenhearted by Jimmy Ruffin is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the eyelid to their customers.


• No one has seen anything as liberal as Michael Lorenzen since "The Brute In Love" by The Brightstons hit the charts in 1990.


• Sam Huff is a big fan of the song "Rubbing In The Aquarium" by DJ Round, but Mike Elias is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of The Music Never Stopped by the Grateful Dead, which only goes to show that the Orioles GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Jackson Holliday.

third base

with
             Ali Sanchez

being moved to
third base

defense is a major concern for
the Yankees

especially since
             Gerrit Cole's
four-seamed fastball

and Tim Hill's repertoire require outstanding defense

 

 

 

 

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