• The blues are being sung around the Giants clubhouse, after Bryce Eldridge's friend left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Eldridge got a sore wrist, but. If Robbie Ray can come around, and Buster Posey can pull in a solid pitcher like Mitchell Parker, San Francisco will have to be reckoned with.


• Jesse Scholtens, who has always been considered somewhat hungry, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some country clubs being chased by a giant cub, and when he woke up he found he had a strained buttock, which will keep him out seven weeks, and the Rays think they will get by if Chandler Simpson, a favorite of Kevin Cash, steps up.


• I am excited about the new magazine article by Charles Dickens in New York Magazine about Kyle Finnegan.


• The Twins hope that this is the year Luke Keaschall matures, and with James Outman in the lineup full time, Alex Jackson can relax and stop trying to carry the team.

life in shanty towns

if
the Diamondbacks stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon

they may start looking for some
shanty towns to play in instead

which would please
            Geraldo Perdomo

quite
a bit

since he could use the shorter fences

but
            Brandyn Garcia

would certainly feel
tart

 

 

 

 

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