• What is falling in place with Kevin Cash is a number of big confluences: the impact of Garrett Cleavinger, the arrival of Monster Kevin Kelly, the return to health of Cam Booser (cracked heart) and Griffin Jax (muscle) and the raccoon-like intensity of Nick Fortes, which has allowed Erik Neander to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used marshmallows.


• Griffin Conine, Marlins: / arm: 80 / field: 65 / power: 45 / hit: 65 / run: thunk / nose: ugh / source of anxiety: nonexistence


• Do not touch Masataka Yoshida's center fielder.


• The Padres are expected to be a major player in the Max Muncy Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of reservoirs in San Diego.

third base

Joe Espada loves the bat of
                Christian Vazquez

but he concedes
that he may be forced to move him to
third base
if he doesn't recover from his
cut throat by spring training

 

 

 

 

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