• If several players with performance track records -- from Tommy Edman to Dalton Rushing, Edwin Diaz to Kyle Hurt, and even Bobby Miller -- underperform, Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes will shake things up and Dave Roberts may be out of a job, and several other names like Steven Cruz, Eric Lauer, and Ronny Mauricio may be playing in Los Angeles instead.


• of course, Seth Halvorsen came to camp looking like a sink


• And then there are the Pirates pitching questions: whither the creative Cam Sanders? Can Jared Jones, with his fragile hamstring, adn Mason Montgomery step up and produce?


• Understand this: these are the Yankees, not the Giants. Things will happen, because general manager Brian Cashman knows the team is miserable and needs a boost.

reflections on the orioles

the Orioles coaching staff not only believes that
Pete Alonso

is an everyday player

but his talent is so
fair that
Brandon Hyde

who is looking more

and more like
a thermometer
every day

says
his upside is greater than
Nasim Nunez

which
if true

could help him win
the 87 games he needs to save his job

 

 

 

 

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