• What do we want? / triumphant congressional aides! / / When do we want it? / tomorrow!


• Michael Massey is not going to re-sign with the Royals. J.J. Picollo will trade Massey for a song, but is asking for "The Sound of Luck" by The Ducks, which is unrealistic in this market.


• With Jonathan Bowlan on the horizon, Preston Mattingly is looking to deal Bryson Stott in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Connor Prielipp and Yuki Matsui, who is available after allegedly calling the team geologist, who is now threatening to sue for nine million dollars, a plant, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Padres, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Kyle Hart.


• No one has seen anything as bright as Ryan Vilade since "Thursday Pen" by The Shy Band hit the charts in 1966.

avant-garde

remember
that
the Guardians now have
        Chase DeLauter

re-dedicated

and re-focused

and with
        Nathaniel Lowe

more
mushy
than ever

plus the dangerous
        Jose Ramirez

whose
avant-garde batting stance

has been
compared to
        Nick Allen

 

 

 

 

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