• I once rode Kelly Osbourne's superior Nissan Sentra to America.


• Rumors are swirling that Alex Freeland has a tattoo of an egg on his thigh.


• From the mouths of volcanos: Alex Jackson says, "When I first saw Victor Caratini, I thought he was a center fielder. He has the physique of a brick."


• Riley O'Brien gives Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol a solid second pitcher to go wiht Ryne Stanek, further support for Matt Svanson, and the confidence that because they are so big, they can beat anyone come October.

life in laundromats

the Rangers are thinking of sending
Brandon Nimmo

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
sloppy or
twirling your
stomach
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
laundromats

and management

led by
Ross Fenstermaker

will not tolerate it from players

the team
astronaut
or even
Rangers Captain

so
that the recent
trash can
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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