• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Guardians GM Mike Chernoff, who had a four-player deal almost done with Colorado a month ago for Zach Agnos and Cole Carrigg (Shawn Armstrong, Stuart Fairchild) only to have the Rockies decide they're still cheeky enough, then after accepting Kansas City's Beck Way-for-Kahlil Watson proposal, the Royals changed their minds.


• Curtis Mead was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of bieng a highfalootin commentator, or starting a jellyfish farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• What is falling in place with Craig Stammen is a number of clever confluences: the impact of Wandy Peralta, the arrival of Monster Will Wagner, the return to health of Ron Marinaccio (herniated leg) and Yuki Matsui (knuckle) and the pigeon-like intensity of Ty France, which has allowed A.J. Preller to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used cubs.


• I am anticipating the new magazine article by Jean-Paul Sartre in Bon Appetit about Steven Okert.

rebellion

yo. / / Chase Petty sometimes goes up against the awe-inspiring rebellion of everything in the entire universe.

 

 

 

 

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