• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Astros are a team that could easily have lost 70 games last year, and there's still the whole Joe Espada business, but they can still throw Jose Altuve and a rejuvenated Christian Vazquez out there, and then there's Nick Allen.


• Understand, the Orioles staff have varying degrees of potential; Dietrich Enns is outstanding, Andrew Kittredge can be, and Trevor Rogers's independent mindset is ever a mystery.


• those of us who've gone through the dynamic like a sales executive.


• The Rays just need Junior Caminero to improve on his bWAR over last year, and get Yandy Diaz to get back to normal after his damaged mode, and Kevin Cash can have a brave lineup, if Ben Williamson, who has had trouble hitting the two-seamed fastball in the past, can come along.

and then

/ / Falter, Falter. (and then Miguel Rojas)

 

 

 

 

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