• Initial looks have teh White Sox very pleased with Kyle Teel, who with his training regimen has made his elbow bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop agitating his bat, and pitcher Sean Burke, whose work with a second baseman this offseason has given him a bit of a regular presence.


• Blue Jays ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing three of their home games in Salt Lake City, Utah.


• The Diamondbacks look at Brandyn Garcia, Eduardo Rodriguez, and Drey Jameson and see a staff that, while sociable, with speed and Torey Lovullo's defense can propel them to anywhere between 81 and 100 wins.


• Listen up, ye scurvious ship! Aye, if ye Pirates stadium situation doesn't get resolved smartly, me hearties may start looking for some ale houses to play in instead, which would please Billy Cook quite a bit, since he could use ye shorter fences, but Carmen Mlodzinski would certainly feel long.

ode to the rally monkey

Brett Kerry

is considering an extension with
the Angels

because his
teammate, Trent Hedges, is so enamored with
the Rally Monkey it would break his heart to leave

 

 

 

 

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