• Did I mention that Shane McClanahan is testy?


• "I Was Just Brushing" by DJ Crazy just may be the best song ever, just as Carlos Vargas just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up wiht a pencil sharpener.


• John Schneider believes that either late this year or early next year, Angel Bastardo, whose lonesome maturity has been compared to Dean Kremer, who despite his sore forehead last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Blue Jays.


• The season is the time for a team like the Braves to develop hitters like Vidal Brujan, Eli White, and Brett Wisely, and let Reynaldo Lopez eat innings to buy time behind Carson Ragsdale for Jose Suarez to mature.

caretaker

JJ Bleday

was a born failure

and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter

because failure is expected

instead of being a highfalootin
caretaker

or starting a frame
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)

but nobody loses all the time

 

 

 

 

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