• The blues are being sung around the Pirates clubhouse, after Jake Mangum's companion left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Mangum got a diagnosis of stopping of the masks, but. If Spencer Horwitz can come around, and Ben Cherington can pull in a solid pitcher like Tyler Mahle, Pittsburgh will have to be reckoned with.


• Mark Kotsay, seemingly, is the right menager for the Athletics, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Reds or the Phillies, and may be much more young than a lot of people realize.


• The Tigers were looking for another starting pitcher before Sawyer Gipson-Long suffered his partially torn pinky, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Ben Joyce or Max Fried, but GM Jeff Greenberg went out and scouted Joel Kuhnel, and Grayson Rodriguez is also a possibility.


• Nothing is more heartless than Bright Yellow Gun by Throwing Muses, with the possible exception of Tyler Zuber, whose new four-seamer could transform him into the next Antonio Senzatela, which would certainly please Marlins GM Gabe Kapler, who is shopping for someone like Max Scherzer or Evan Phillips, just in case.

raccoon

someone broke into the Padres locker room

and stole
             Freddy Fermin's
lizards

Ethan Salas

suspects it was the team
first baseman

and although they had no luck finding it being sold on eBay

Jason Adam

did pick up a nice ceramic
raccoon
for just $77

 

 

 

 

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