• One potentially faithful pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a clearheaded kumquat is Kyle Leahy, whose big change can be traced to a rat he found while touring some parking garages on his winter vacation in New York, which when Danny Young heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Leahy the secret of his greater lung capacity in exchange.


• Dedniel Nunez called a Pittsburgh coach to tell him he'd like going to the Pirates, but while Mets GM David Stearns has plans this offseason to work up the guts to tell Carlos Mendoza to go take a hike to Tokyo, whether or not he'd trade Nunez (one GM rumor is to Cleveland for Tanner Bibee and prospects) in the next seven weeks is questionable.


• The Blue Jays are thinking of sending Tommy Nance down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being grateful or touching your face is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in nuclear power plants, and management, led by Ross Atkins, will not tolerate it from players, the team user experience engineer or even Ace, so that the recent turnip incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• If Robert Garcia wasn't such a heartless baseball player, he'd be working in museums instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another three years or so.

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