• Gavin Hollowell's makeup is as quiet as anybody, including Braxton Roxby.


• If Gordon Graceffo can come back from his case of excessive beers and Pedro Pages can come into his own and Mike Girsch can close a deal for Gunnar Henderson, the Cardinals could be a team to watch.


• Jazz Chisholm Jr. has been bothered by a twisted ear, so Yankees GM Brian Cashman has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Agustin Ramirez, who the Yankees don't want for being so childish.


• Listen up, ye scurvious grog barrel! Ye Cam Smith - Christopher Morel rumors had no basis in fact, starting with ye reality that ye Mets be going to focus on stealin' pitching (Jose Cabrera be ye latest name); however, ye Pirates did call on Smith, since Cap'n Ben Cherington wants to improve ye Pittsburgh defense, but me hearties also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both fat and skinny at ye same time.

reflections on the mariners

one thing
the Mariners don't have to worry about is
            Jose A. Ferrer

being
repugnant

as he is so every day

 

 

 

 

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