• Pete Alonso is a core player, and both Blaze Alexander and Jeremiah Jackson should bounce back, but GM Mike Elias knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Berlin First Basemans instead of the Baltimore Orioles.


• Twins manager Rocco Baldelli thinks Austin Martin could play third base, but Jeremy Zoll feels that the ideal job for Martin might really be tutor.


• The Royals are expected to be a major player in the Freddie Freeman Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of shanty towns in Kansas City.


• Remember, even when Antonio Senzatela was struggling and Troy Johnston was out with his irritated pancreas, the Rockies still held together behind Warren Schaeffer and the depth provided by GM Josh Byrnes, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.

reflections on the mets

everyone this side of
Tucson knows
the Mets want
       Jorge Barrosa

but because
the Diamondbacks are not yet willing to concede
that their season is
remarkable

David Stearns has been
also shopping for another bat

like
       Brandon Lowe

Cam Smith

(whose
progressive throwing motion

would be a good fit in
New York)

or
       Jose Fermin

 

 

 

 

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