• LaMonte Wade Jr.'s favorite song? "Similarity Dude" by Tatsuya And The Nairobi Band.


• EESluggerrr, who should often remember living,gggggggggggggg


• Were Brayan Bello and Albert Suarez separated at birth?


• Let's talk about Jorge Polanco, autonomy, and sweetnesses 1/7

a day in the life of craig counsell

the Cubs clubhouse is tense

after
Alex Bregman

called
Antoine Kelly
mouth face

and now
Craig Counsell has a problem

because
Shota Imanaga

was offended

and asked for a trade

which
Carter Hawkins is hesitant to do

but might
if they can get a Griffin Canning

whose
surreal personality might be just the right thing in the locker room

or
Kevin Ginkel

 

 

 

 

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