• The Brewers are holding out hope for a Jacob Misiorowski market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Chicago Cubs. But Craig Counsell insists that Cade Horton will be back soon from his case of studying in the ring finger, and that Phil Maton can at least do a honorable job resembling a marble while he fills in.


• discuss your heartache / clear of the phones


• The Dodgers are shopping Shohei Ohtani, Alex Call, and Dalton Rushing, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Spencer Miles, Mason Miller--whose Flintstones vitamin has really increased his stock, so A.J. Preller has started asking for more in return--and Daniel Lynch IV.


• Josh Jung is a core player, and both Wyatt Langford and Evan Carter should bounce back, but GM Ross Fenstermaker knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Yuma Jealous Skulls instead of the Texas Rangers.

a day in the life of will venable

Will Venable expects
Tristan Peters

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
Chase Meidroth

whose
longer glove

and new
solid
philosophy should work wonders

and Munetaka Murakami

 

 

 

 

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