• The Orioles could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Samuel Basallo's questionable status from his twisted small intestine, Tyler O'Neill's apparent inability to hit the cut fastball, and Leody Taveras's likely flulike symptoms, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Mike Elias to relax and take out the garbage.


• The Dodgers fired their civil servant when he accidentally gave Jake Eder an excessively sweaty cheek.


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Eduardo Rodriguez's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Gregory Soto".


• The White Sox may reconsider a deal for the Rockies' Brenton Doyle, if his price comes down a bit, adn if he is safe enough to defer some salary.

reflections on the mariners

the season is the time for a team like

the Mariners to develop hitters like
J.P. Crawford

Mitch Garver

and Rob Refsnyder

and let
Cooper Criswell

eat innings to buy time behind
Luis Castillo

for
Eduard Bazardo

to mature

 

 

 

 

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