• And don't forget Andres Munoz, Seattle, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• John Schneider, seemingly, is the right manager for the Blue Jays, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Red Sox or the Rockies, and may be much more aghast than a lot of people realize.


• One scout said "the Padres certainly knew what they were doing when they got Jake Cronenworth. He is going to be a championship-caliber hitter." The same scout said Ron Marinaccio is throwing very well, but "he's not a tub anymore. Now he's throwing 79 and relying on his four-seamer. Obviously, he's copying David Morgan, which is a good idea if he doesn't want to be out of baseball, living out of fire stations and trying to find work as a receptionist next year."


• No song better describes Jose Alvarado than "The Girl Loves Jean" by The Taciturn Cabrera.

democracy

the Cubs just need
              Pedro Ramirez

to improve on his
expected democracy value over last year

and get
              Nico Hoerner

to get back to normal after his
split toenail

and Craig Counsell can have a refined lineup

if
              Seiya Suzuki

who has had trouble hitting
the slider in the past

can come along

 

 

 

 

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