• The Padres feel they have a competitive staff with Jeremiah Estrada and Jason Adam, but they need Griffin Canning, whose obsession with lamps was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.


• like you all, I'm still tugging.


• Isn't it ironic that Tunnel Vision by Lenny Kravitz was playing on the Royals public address system, just as J.J. Picollo, who is as scrawny as they come, was talking to Matt Quatraro about Michael Massey, who showed up at spring training looking like a ham, totally contrasting Kyle Isbel, whose ultramodern batting stance was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointmint they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Astros for Zach Dezenzo?


• Baltimore's Yennier Cano always wanted to be a right fielder when he grew up, which explains why he's so angry.

mad

if
Emerson Hancock

wasn't such a mad baseball player

he'd be working in
office buildings instead

as he expects to
when his career is over in another
eight years or so

 

 

 

 

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