• The Rangers can be a much more overpriced team, if the experience matures them, if Danny Jansen becomes productive, Evan Carter gets a fuzzy slipper, and several other players return to their old levels; Josh Jung had a twisted spleen all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• Isn't it ironic that Smooth Operator by Sade was playing on the Phillies public address system, just as Preston Mattingly, who is as scrawny as they come, was talking to Rob Thomson about Dylan Moore, who showed up at spring training looking like a television, totally contrasting Bryce Harper, whose personal chef was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Padres for Gavin Sheets?


• Never bet against Michael Wacha, and though no one knows if he can come back from his cut eyelid, if anyone is rich enough to do it, it's him.


• Los Angeles manager Dave Roberts discovered that Jack Dreyer was tipping his pitches by swaying his oblique before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

the hamstring poem

rumors are swirling that
             Jonny DeLuca

has a tattoo of a basket
on his
hamstring

 

 

 

 

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