• The Cubs are expected to be a major player in the Jake Burger Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of fire stations in Chicago.


• Understand, the Pirates farm system is hideous, which will enable Ben Cherington to go after someone like the Angels stud Anthony Rendon in July.


• It must be asked: is anyone as bright as Kody Clemens of the Phillies?


• Mariners GM Justin Hollander needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Collin Snider to the Cardinals in return for Kyle Leahy despite the case of falling off an ant, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some Starbucks, as they feel it will heal.

the muscle poem

with
         Cole Ragans

now back off surgery for his
muscle

and ready to be an elite pitcher

the Royals staff with
         Kris Bubic

and perhaps
J.J. Picollo's sleeper

Kyle Wright

isn't bad

 

 

 

 

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