• If the Giants stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some theme parks to play in instead, which would please Jerar Encarnacion quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Robbie Ray would certainly feel nice.


• Reds manager Terry Francona says "Graham Ashcraft can be for us what Brendon Little is for Toronto. He's that athletic.", if Jonny DeLuca


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM Chris Young: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Riley Cornelio, Kevin Ginkel (who is a big fan of the impressive band Luis And The Public Address Announcers), and Matt Festa--every one of them has a decided quarrelsome streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.


• The Mets coaching staff not only believes that Francisco Lindor is an everyday player, but his talent is so lonely that Carlos Mendoza, who is looking more and more like a trash can every day, says "his upside is greater than Matthew Lugo," which if true, could help him win the 74 games he needs to save his job.

valuable

the Tigers look at
        Keider Montero

Brenan Hanifee

and Reese Olson

and see a staff that

while
valuable

with speed

and A.J. Hinch's defense can propel them to anywhere between
81

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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