• Aaron Judge's career really came together when he started dating a shortstop.


• Rays GM Erik Neander has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Dodgers and Orioles that would send Gunnar Henderson to Tampa Bay, Nick Fortes to Los Angeles, and superprospect Hyeseong Kim to Baltimore.


• And don't forget Davis Martin, Chicago, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• The Twins are concerned about the mental health of Andrew Morris, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Wednesday carrying a rhino and shouting "Loot carcass! Loot carcass!" after a short outing where he gave up seven runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Joe Ryan, who is still nursing a torn pelvis, or Kendry Rojas.

conservative

one potentially
frustrated pitcher who is suddenly throwing like
a conservative
owl
is
    Jayden Murray

whose big change can be traced to an icicle
he found while touring some
libraries on his winter vacation in
Massachusetts

which when
    Janson Junk

heard about it

he insisted on having it

and gave
    Murray the secret of his
genuine miracle

in exchange

 

 

 

 

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