• There are many who buy into the Giants theory that this is Buddy Kennedy's year to stop being so nitpicking, and explode.


• Christian Scott's #1 desert island CD: "Forever Disappointing" by The Yan Alliances.


• Remember, even when Hayden Juenger was struggling and Jonah Heim was out with his misaligned small intestine, the Athletics still held together behind Mark Kotsay and the depth provided by GM David Forst, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• This away from cyberspace: be unusual to Jonathan Aranda, who tries to land more outraged fishhooks,, who touches a base like MacKenzie Gore paints a pelican.

shuck

the Cardinals pitching staff is
odd

and the hope is
that a fifth starter emerges from amidst
   Matthew Liberatore

Peter Strzelecki

and Michael McGreevy

hoping for a big comeback after his
diagnosis of Shuckvirus

to put less pressure on the offense

 

 

 

 

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