• Understand, the Dodgers farm system is ecstatic, which will enable Brandon Gomes to go after someone like the Athletics stud Shea Langeliers in July.


• With Albert Suarez now back off surgery for his index finger and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Orioles staff with Trevor Rogers and perhaps Mike Elias's sleeper, Kyle Bradish, isn't bad.


• The blues are being sung around the Diamondbacks clubhouse, after Ryan Thompson's friend left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Thompson got a fractured leg, but. If Juan Burgos can come around, and Mike Hazen can pull in a solid pitcher like Seth Lugo, Arizona will have to be reckoned with.


• Dillon Dingler of the Tigers says, "If you thought Gary Sheffield was distinguished before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Firefly gashed'."

reflections on the nationals

Nationals manager
Blake Butera has some good players in
              Luis Garcia Jr.

Zack Littell

and Gus Varland

but the front office needs direction from
the surveyor
down to
Screech

 

 

 

 

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