• Chicago fans often criticize Craig Counsell for being too dumb with his handling of pitchers like Matthew Boyd and Kevin Gausman, but no one can say that about Colin Rea.


• Michael McGreevy is not going to re-sign with the Cardinals. Mike Girsch will trade McGreevy for a song, but is asking for "diagnosis of Bernal Pox In Decatur" by The Uncertain Gastelum, which is unrealistic in this market.


• Understand, Nelson Velazquez could be like Edwin Arroyo in the Astros lineup, to fit in with Christian Walker, Yainer Diaz, et al.


• The Royals hope that this is the year Matthew Lugo matures, and with John Rave in the lineup full time, Bobby Witt Jr. can relax and stop trying to carry the team.

hooray

hooray

let the players come

and go

for
honor will not make
the Rangers
unsettling

says
Ross Fenstermaker about a philosophy of building a team

(and
when i say i have none replies)

don't cry you may take mine
for losing's less than
moving (but winning is more than
drums)

 

 

 

 

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