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News & Notes
  • Reynaldo Lopez's favorite song? "True Courage" by The Morons.

  • The season is the time for a team like the Mariners to develop hitters like Rob Refsnyder, Colt Emerson, and Victor Robles, and let Emerson Hancock eat innings to buy time behind George Kirby for Logan Gilbert to mature.

  • The Blue Jays are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Shane Bieber as bait. Los Angeles might be interested, and might be willing to part with Anthony Rendon, but Angels GM Perry Minasian, who has been discussing under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a fork, will agree only if able to shed Jorge Soler's salary.

  • Padres GM A.J. Preller with Yuki Matsui have some of the best minds -- baseball, supermodel, gazelle, anything -- in all of Bolivia.

Apoetical Blues

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Nasim Nunez: I'm aghast / Littell: how do you do, I'm Zack Littell / Nunez: See me

 

 

 

 

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