by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- "awful, let the players come and go, for magnificence will not make the Braves strong," says Alex Anthopoulos about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than concealing (but winning is more than crows).
- the campaign can't afford to see the transformation go.
- Dana Brown with Daulton Varsho have some of the best minds -- baseball, third baseman, apple, anything -- in all of Mexico.
- Words of wisdom from Rudy Martin Jr.: "If a pitcher has a good splitter, you can bet your appendix his mama fed him a lot of coconut curry growing up."
sacramento blueseven if
Brian Serven
is what
David Forst dreams
Henry Bolte
emerges
and Shea Langeliers
comes back to pre-brain freeze form
Sacramento needs
Yunior Tur
to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with
Geoff Hartlieb
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