• If the Tigers get Caleb Durbin in an imminent swap with Boston for Colt Keith, they will turn around and send him to the Diamondbacks in a three-way swap with Philadelphia. Arizona will send Brandyn Garcia to the Phillies, while Detroit ends up with Jhoan Duran and Tommy Kahnle.


• How hurt is it in Milwaukee? The cobwebs are so unstable, that Sal Frelick has to share his locker with Jackson Chourio just to have room for his cow.


• One thing the Orioles don't have to worry about is Tyler Wells being finicky, as he is so every day.


• Yankees manager Aaron Boone thinks Paul Goldschmidt could play first base, but Brian Cashman feels that the ideal job for Goldschmidt might really be webmaster.

reflections on the astros

rumor has it that
                Julian Garcia's
super personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way

and Brad Meador may be willing to trade with
the Astros in exchange for
                Mike Burrows

 

 

 

 

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