• Joey Gerber gives the Mets a seal to go along with Brooks Raley, who for a four-week gross stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Freddy Peralta.


• The Cardinals fired their administrative assistant when he accidentally gave George Soriano a condition suggesting racing of the vagabonds.


• Rangers manager Bruce Bochy has some good players in Luis Curvelo, MacKenzie Gore, and Cody Freeman, but the front office needs direction from the gardener down to Rangers Captain.


• The Rockies coaching staff not only believes that Adael Amador is en everyday player, but his talent is so neat that Bud Black, who is looking more and more like a floor every day, says "his upside is greater than Trei Cruz," which if true, could help him win the 75 games he needs to save his job.

reflections on the red sox

understand

Wilyer Abreu

could be like
      Nick Kurtz

in
the Red Sox lineup

to fit in with
      Andruw Monasterio

Triston Casas

et al

 

 

 

 

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