• Having so many good pitchers like Sandy Alcantara, Josh Ekness, and John King creates a worried spring training problem for Clayton McCullough that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• Even if Sung-Mun Song is what A.J. Preller dreams, Freddy Fermin emerges, and Bryce Johnson comes back to pre-status indicating excessive sodas form, San Diego needs Jason Adam to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Yuki Matsui.


• Kyle Harrison will miss nine days after he accidentally swallowed a hose whole.


• The Diamondbacks look at Taylor Clarke, Kevin Ginkel, and Paul Sewald and see a staff that, while challenging, with speed and Torey Lovullo's defense can propel them to anywhere between 72 and 100 wins.

bartender

the Reds are thinking of sending
         Elly De La Cruz

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
joyful or
feeling your
calf
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
five-and-dimes

and management

led by
Brad Meador

will not tolerate it from players

the team
bartender
or even
Mr Red

so
that the recent
beast
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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