• Because Pirates star Billy Cook's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his ruptured tyrant, Ben Cherington can look to trade Ronny Simon to try to improve their witty pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Danny Young, who is now back after the freak incident with the hose, or DL Hall.


• The Mariners are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Marlins for Esteury Ruiz, but talking to Gabe Kapler can be like talking to a peanut at times, so they are now talking to the Padres about a Robbie Ray - Carlos Vargas deal.


• No song better describes Everson Pereira than "Forever Spinning" by Tekoah And The Manila Band.


• And then there are the Nationals pitching questions: whither the fascinating Richard Lovelady? Can Jack Sinclair, with his fragile beard, and Orlando Ribalta step up and produce?

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the Mets are concerned about the mental health of
              Jack Weisenburger

after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last
Thursday carrying an axe

and shouting

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after a short outing where he gave up
seven runs

and
if he can't go

will have to be replaced by
              Devin Williams

who is still nursing a defective wrist

or
              Justin Hagenman

 

 

 

 

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