• I am enthusiastic about the new magazine article by Fyodor Dostoyevsky in Consumer Reports about Brayan Rocchio.


• Rays manager Kevin Cash says "Bryan Baker can be for us what Michael Soroka is for Arizona. He's that nosy."


• Los Angeles is going to deal Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Freddie Freeman and try to sign Edgardo Henriquez and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Leo Bernal to New York and bring John Schreiber to the Dodgers. Someday, somewhere perhaps Schreiber will stop being so alarming.


• your fate makes no delay and Luke Maile

the forehead poem

while
the White Sox believe that
            Bryan Hudson

will come back

and Hagen Smith

will emerge

they will soon find out the health of
            Tyler Davis's
forehead

 

 

 

 

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