• Orioles manager Craig Albernaz loves Tyler Wells, the son of a play-by-play announcer, whose two-seamer is something special.


• The Guardians will be willing to move David Fry to Los Angeles if Ryan Ward or Andy Pages becomes availible because of salary constraints, but that depends on Los Angeles making that decision, which may happen, because Dave Roberts keeps calling them tickled umbrellas.


• One potentially selfish pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a simple bird is Max Rajcic, whose big change can be traced to a pencil he found while touring some museums on his winter vacation in Arkansas, which when Kevin Gausman heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Rajcic the secret of his rollerblading technique in exchange.


• Kevin McGonigle is considering an extension with the Tigers, because his imaginary friend Suits the Ant is so enamored with Paws it would break his heart to leave.

superstitious

the Padres still have
              Walker Buehler

so they're still a team
that someone has to beat

not bad for a team
that many think may be getting
superstitious

 

 

 

 

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