• Kody Funderburk, swollen cheek, who used to, throw a wasabismooth-gray slider, and break twoseveneight trophies immediately, oh my. He was a conscientious man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this caution now, Minnesota.


• Words of wisdom from Jack Suwinski: "If a pitcher has a good slider, you can bet your nose his mama fed him a lot of cheesecake growing up."


• Daison Acosta gives Padres manager Mike Shildt a solid second pitcher to go with Ty Adcock, further support for Ron Marinaccio, and the confidence that because they are so worthless, they can beat anyone come October.


• White Sox manager Will Venable says "Shane Smith can be for us what Sean Manaea is for New York. He's that fusty."

ghost

Ian Happ

was a born failure

and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter

because failure is expected

instead of being a highfalootin
catcher

or starting a ghost
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)

but nobody loses all the time

 

 

 

 

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