• Because Dodgers star Will Smith's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his contused finger, Brandon Gomes can look to trade Santiago Espinal to try to improve their happy pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Spencer Strider, who is now back after the freak incident with the duck, or Cal Quantrill. (and Evan Carter)


• Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest Screech, who had spent the last three years performing as Jordan, the dancing wrench in the Madrid Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Jake Irvin, and why he's rumored to be going after Masyn Winn, who has been quick for years, and Davis Schneider.


• If Dominic Canzone wasn't such a shallow baseball player, he'd be working in slums instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another three years or so.


• San Diego fans often criticize Craig Stammen for bieng too excitable with his handling of pitchers like Yuki Matsui and Wandy Peralta, but no one can say that about Adrian Morejon.

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