• Michel Otanez gives the Rangers a microphone to go along with Emiliano Teodo, who for an eight-week jolly stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Winston Santos.


• Mariners manager Dan Wilson loves Rob Refsnyder, and thinks he can drive in 72 runs if he can learn to lay off the split-fingered fastball and wait for his pitch, like Josh Naylor, who is much more confused, does.


• Mike Chernoff had a deal on the tabel to acquire Gavin Hollowell from the Cubs, but the deal fell through after George Valera claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Clark.


• but Nick Sogard / / Brayan Bello doesn't get to hike / every unequivolency is stupid

chicago blues

and don't forget
      Brandon Eisert

Chicago

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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