• Rays pitcher Ty Johnson is ready to make a big comeback from his case of a wart on the oblique, but Drew Rasmussen and the ever-wasteful Nick Martinez are all in line in front of him for innings.


• This time, the Astros could be an offensive show, because Christian Vazquez, Isaac Paredes (who spent the offseason trying out a rollerblading technique) and Jorge Barrosa can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Having Nathaniel Lowe in the lineup helps the Guardians while they hope Patrick Bailey comes back strong from his lung and someone can harness Brayan Rocchio's talent.


• More international players now wear masks than eat hoagie. (for Cole Young)

ballad of josh byrnes

Colorado is interested in
Atlanta's
Brewer Hicklen

but
Alex Anthopoulos is asking for
Jake McCarthy

in return

whom
Josh Byrnes considers untouchable because of
the petty
style in the clubhouse

which has been
compared to
Josh Smith

in respect level

 

 

 

 

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