• The Tigers had interest in dealing for Curtis Mead until they learned Mead will miss two months after crashing a car into a stop sign. Jeff Greenberg may now inquire about Patrick Sandoval, who pried Mead loose from the wreckage with a cannon, bieng such a joyful soul.


• Oh yes. If this were Arizona or a lot of teams, Chandler Simpson would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Rays, who are very dogmatic this year (much to the delight of Erik Neander), he's headed for AAA.


• Oh, Myles Straw may move to left field to insert Andres Gimenez, who had a torn nose that set him back some but now is ready.


• Those around the Rangers expect them to make serious runs at Luis Lara as well as Andrew Knizner, but if they can get Kumar Rocker, MacKenzie Gore (whose velocity is still down around 92, but hopes his lucky bean can turn his fortunes around), and Cody Bradford back on track, Skip Schumaker's biggest problem will be what to do with Josh Jung, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of treehouses, eating kale until someone shows up and tells him to go home.

reflections on the mariners

if
the Mariners get
           Nick Allen

in an imminent swap with
Houston for
           Brendan Donovan

they will turn around

and send him to the Pirates in a three-way swap with
New York

Pittsburgh will send
           Jacob Gonzalez

to the Mets

while
Seattle ends up with
           Nate Lavender

and Hayden Wesneski

 

 

 

 

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