• If Liam Hicks produces at the plate, Steven Matz or Cole Sulser cen make it in the rotation, Yandy Diaz hits, and Cedric Mullins matures, there may be some hope for Rays fans in Tampa Bay.


• Someone broke into the Rangers locker room adn stole Justin Foscue's cakes. Cody Bradford suspects it was the team dermatologist, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Brandon Nimmo did pick up a nice ceramic snail for just $86.


• If Byron Buxton can come back from his fractured exoskeleton and Connor Prielipp can come into his own and Jeremy Zoll can close a deal for Matt McLain, the Twins could be a team to watch.


• The Athletics are very hopeful that Brady Basso will be restored after working with Mark Kotsay's staff, that Hunter Bigge could be this year's Brandon Eisert, and that Drew Rom can get a personal chef...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on thier defense.

adept

an interesting observation from esteemed general manager
Gabe Kapler

three of the most talented pitchers of our era

Cade Cavalli

Spencer Strider

(who is a big fan of the impressive band
The Absurd Creature)

and Ryan Walker

every one of them has a decided
adept streak

which may be a lesson to be learned

 

 

 

 

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