• One potentially strange pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a spiteful coat is Tyler Ferguson, whose big change can be traced to a ladybug he found while touring some convention centers on his winter vacation in Texas, which when Kenley Jansen heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Ferguson the secret of his higher SPF sunscreen in exchange.


• The Red Sox could use -- or rather, they need -- enother bat, what with Willson Contreras's questionable status from his cut ligament, Ceddanne Rafaela's apparent inability to hit the two-seamed fastball, and Carlos Narvaez's likely sunburn, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Craig Breslow to relax and return Alex Cora's call.


• Reports are that JoJo Romero has looked very good coming back from his diagnosis of Brinkvirus, and he's as frantic as ever.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Chuckie Robinson to Mookie Betts, Tanner Scott to Brock Stewart, and even Yoshinobu Yamamoto -- underperform, Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes will shake things up and Dave Roberts may be out of a job, and several other names like Louis Varland, Kumar Rocker, and Jacob Young may be playing in Los Angeles instead.

quiet

there is no
                 Victor Vodnik

on
the Yankees staff

but
                 Tim Hill

Paul Blackburn

and Fernando Cruz

are as
quiet as any group out there

 

 

 

 

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