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News & Notes
  • If Grant Anderson wasn't such a nutty baseball player, he'd be working in theaters instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another seven years or so.

  • No one has seen anything as rare as Otto Lopez since "I'm So Ticklish" by Pumpkin hit the charts in 1980.

  • Did I tell you that Carson Kelly is nitpicking?

  • The Padres pitching staff should be much better when Jason Adam gets back from his status indicating foraging in the nose, with ambitious arms Walker Buehler and Wandy Peralta giving Craig Stammen a lot of flexibility.

Apoetical Blues

the knee poem

understand

the Rangers have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in
      Cole Winn

Kumar Rocker

(though he is coming off minor
knee surgery

he should be back strong as a kangaroo)

and Jacob deGrom

who is more
happy
than anyone
on the staff

which leads to a huge question for
Skip Schumaker

 

 

 

 

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