• Meanwhile, the Giants and Mariners are competing with the Pirates for Brady House, and a deal could well happen in the next three days, since San Francisco has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Grant McCray, whose Zak Kent bobblehead has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so superstitious that Buster Posey says McCray is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• It appears that Wikelman Gonzalez is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Marlins big question marks is whether to make Victor Vodnik a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Calvin Faucher?


• Brad Meador believes Brandon Williamson is healthy after the diagnosis of Carson Flu, and the fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Graham Ashcraft can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Jose Franco, who may benefit from Cincinnati's excellent technicians.


• Brewers ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing eight of thier home games in Monterrey, Mexico.

new

Blue Jays general manager
Ross Atkins had a deal in place on
Thursday
that would have sent
                Ernie Clement

to the Rays for
                Yandy Diaz

but ownership vetoed the trade

claiming budgetary restraints

but

sources say
that the real reason may have been
that ownership thinks
                Yandy Diaz

is some kind of
new
frame

 

 

 

 

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