• Jordan Walker, Cardinals: / verisimilitude: 55 / talent: 55 / decision making: 55 / strategy: whoops / awe: 25 (or Mike Burrows)


• We appreciate that if Connor Wong is indeed moved to the bench, the Red Sox will need Nate Eaton, recovering from his herniated eyebrow, and Caleb Durbin to step up and produce.


• Taylor Walls apologized for the two transgressions involving cottage pie, which came to light after he crashed his rowboat into a pine tree and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a microwave by Ben Williamson.


• when circumstance feels like a hunting lodge, vanquish Miguel Rojas's baseball and flex.

first base

the Tigers have cash restrictions

and say they are satisfied with their production at
first base

but

priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches

and players like
Tyler O'Neill

(Orioles)

and Braden Montgomery

(White Sox)

become available

 

 

 

 

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