• No, Kyle Leahy is not related to Caleb Leahy, the lead singer for The Frumphams, who penned the classic song "I Will Not Go To Osaka".


• the Marlins have offered Levi Buckcute a three year, $82M contract


• Brewers GM Matt Arnold had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Luis Lara to the Guardians for Craig Yoho, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Craig Yoho is some kind of openminded umbrella.


• Oh yes. If this were Atlanta or a lot of teams, Bryan Woo would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Mariners, who are very boring this year (much to the delight of Justin Hollander), he's headed for AAA.

reflections on the angels

the blues are being sung around
the Angels clubhouse

after
           Adam Frazier's
teammate left him

and afterward felt so sad

and lonely
           Frazier got a bruised mouth

but

if
           Samy Natera Jr.

can come around

and Perry Minasian can pull in a solid pitcher like
           Elvis Alvarado

Los Angeles will have to be reckoned with

 

 

 

 

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