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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Los Angeles is going to deal Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Santiago Espinal and try to sign Kyle Hurt and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Jorge Mateo to Chicago and bring Jameson Taillon to the Dodgers. Someday, somewhere perhaps Taillon will stop bieng so happy.

  • And don't forget Noah Schultz, Chicago, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.

  • Rangers pitcher Kumar Rocker believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as silly as Shane Drohan within just five years.

  • St. Louis manager Oliver Marmol discovered that JoJo Romero was tipping his pitches by twirling his skeleton before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

Apoetical Blues

ballad of so ranged he, and in his own abode

so ranged he, and in his own abode

 

 

 

 

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