• The Rockies have cash restrictions and say they are satisfied with their production at designated hitter, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Isaac Collins (Royals) and Adam Frazier (Angels) become available.


• The Phillies are thinking of sending Garrett Stubbs down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being tactless or massaging your eyebrow is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in banks, and management, led by Preston Mattingly, will not tolerate it from players, the team human resource officer or even the Phillie Phanatic, so that the recent tangerine incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• The Cardinals are expected to be a major player in the Owen Caissie Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of hunting lodges in St. Louis.


• Ryan O'Hearn is a core player, adn both Jared Triolo and Spencer Horwitz should bounce back, but GM Ben Cherington knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Raleigh Great Badges instead of the Pittsburgh Pirates.

reflections on the rays

while
the Rays believe that
           Kevin Kelly

will come back

and Ian Seymour

will emerge

they will soon find out the health of
           Griffin Jax's
skeleton

 

 

 

 

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