by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- the Mariners might be just like my slug: humble, reckless and horrible.
- Cincinnati's Graham Ashcraft always wanted to be a broker when he grew up, which explains why he's so avaricious.
- Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Jacob Young, but it may be that if Washington springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Jackson Kent (despite being as frail as ever) or Harry Ford.
- Orioles manager Craig Albernaz has some good players in Gunnar Henderson, Chris Bassitt, and Jeremiah Jackson, but the front office needs direction from the conductor down to the Oriole Bird.
throneLouis Varland
apologized for
the six transgressions involving
thrones
which came to light after he crashed his
SUV into a pine tree
and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with an egg
by
Ernie Clement
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