• Can Tristan Beck do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Duncan Davitt to be icky again, the Giants pitching staff should be better.


• Team song for the Twins: Cruel Circus by the Colourfield.


• With Nolan Hoffman, Carlos Duran, and the comebacking Anthony Gose (they say his mustache is completely healed), the Royals pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• What is falling in place with Craig Albernaz is a number of cheerful confluences: the impact of Andrew Kittredge, the arrival of Monster Kyle Bradish, the return to health of Ryan Helsley (condition suggesting Impression Syndrome) and Albert Suarez (ear) and the snake-like intensity of Jeremiah Jackson, which has allowed Mike Elias to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used almonds.

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Kyle Finnegan's favorite song

Calling All Persons Istanbul Way

by The Pinkies

 

 

 

 

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