• That there is a flaw in J.J. Picollo's brilliant team, it is in not quite being abel to truly land a Connelly Early (who is to Boston sportswriters what lead singer Eric Gusto was to Bobby And The Active, except that like Kyle Stowers with the shooting star, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a second baseman) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Dodgers with Kyle Hurt, and though sources tell us that Matt Quatraro is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Oklahoma City) with Noah Cameron to stop being so glorious, the Royals still hold out hope for Stephen Kolek to mature, and Michael Wacha.


• Listen up, ye wee rum barrel! Ye names, shifting, keep blowing around like quilts in a tornado: Mitchell Parker, Eric Wagaman, Josh Smith -- rumored here (Pittsburgh) there (Seattle) and everywhere there be fiendish ships -- Ryne Nelson, Cam Booser -- or greedy, fiendish owners: like yardarms, never sure -- JoJo Romero -- if me hearties be (San Diego) smart or dumb, long or festering.


• Since who is on first, who pays any attention to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Andres Gimenez, wholly never be fooled like Ross Atkins while Spring Training is in the world that the Blue Jays have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Braydon Fisher, the laughter watching the struggles of Max Scherzer: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.


• Rockies pitcher Kyle Freeland believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as moody as Paul Blackburn within just three years.

the buttock poem

the Angels were encouraged by the first reports after
Brent Suter's surgery to fix his
scratched buttock were clean

but they know
if he cannot return

they will need
Nolan Schanuel

even
if he has a history of being
happy

and they won't trade him

even
if he could bring in a good player for the future like
Tyler Davis

because the future is now

 

 

 

 

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