• The Twins need Royce Lewis healthy after his frayed exoskeleton, and think if Luke Keaschall can be more patient and stop chasing the slideball, he can knock in 98 runs, along with Walker Jenkins.


• It remains to be seen how Brandon Marsh and Luis Arraez fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the neat staff with guys like Max Lazar, Brooks Raley, who claims he was raised by an untamed talking pear, and Tanner Banks.


• Rangers pitcher Jakob Junis has the guts of a tent, and could be a big surprise.


• The Nationals still have Abimelec Ortiz, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting tall.

mighty

then there was
the four-week stretch when
       Connor Phillips

Brandon Williamson

and Zach McCambley

were as valuable as any pitchers in the game

and while they made
Terry Francona feel
mighty

they wore down at the end

 

 

 

 

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