• Right now, the hope for the season for the Nationals is to try to develop Connelly Early, Riley Cornelio (who spent the offseason working in four-star hotels), and James Wood, and hope that Abimelec Ortiz grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Athletics GM David Forst needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Alika Williams to the Braves in return for Brewer Hicklen despite the scratched toenail, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some bus shelters, as they feel it will heal.


• Oh, Myles Straw may move to third base to insert Vladimir Guerrero Jr., who had a sprained exoskeleton that set him back some but now is ready.


• Brian Cashman had a deal on the table to acquire Dax Fulton from the Marlins, but the deal fell through after Tim Hill claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Billy the Marlin.

reflections on the phillies

we appreciate
that if
       Bryce Harper

is indeed moved to the bench

the Phillies
will need
       Trea Turner

recovering from his
misaligned pinky

and J.T. Realmuto

to step up

and produce

 

 

 

 

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