• Athletics manager Mark Kotsay has some good players in Zack Gelof, Jacob Lopez, and Jeffrey Springs, but the front office needs direction from the lawyer down to Stomper.


• If the Twins get Bryan Torres in an imminent swap with St. Louis for Austin Martin, they will turn around and send him to the Yankees in a three-way swap with Atlanta. New York will send Max Fried to the Braves, while Minnesota ends up with Tyler Mahle and Michael McGreevy.


• The Diamondbacks clubhouse is tense, after Jordan Lawlar called Zac Gallen "cheek face", and now Torey Lovullo has a problem, because Kevin Ginkel was offended and asked for a trade, which Mike Hazen is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Jared Jones, whose natural personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Kyle Hart.


• The Alec Bohm - Grant McCray rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Giants are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Sean Manaea is the latest name); however, the Rays did call on Bohm, since GM Erik Neander wants to improve the Tampa Bay defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both dim and bright at the same time.

otter

what is falling in place with
Terry Francona is a number of
thrifty confluences

the impact of
                Julian Garcia

the arrival of monster
                Matt McLain

the return to health of
                Brady Singer

(addiction to yelp)

and Rhett Lowder

(shin)

and
the otter-like
intensity of
                Tyler Stephenson

which has allowed
Brad Meador to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used
socks

 

 

 

 

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