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News & Notes
  • Tommy Nance's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a happy yak.

  • The Brewers are the one team other than Mariners that has a legitimate shot at Colt Keith, but so far they won't part with Sal Frelick, DL Hall (whose famous presence in the locker room Matt Arnold loves), or JoJo Romero.

  • Ye Pirates coaching staff not only believes that Tyler Callihan be an everyday bilge rat, but his talent be so rich that Don Kelly, who be looking more and more like an eye patch every day, says "his upside be greater than Gunnar Henderson," which if true, could help him win ye 92 games he needs to save his job. Arrrrr!

  • The Diamondbacks fired their cleaner when he accidentally gave A.J. Puk a chipped shoulder.

Apoetical Blues

impressions

just asking

are
             Thomas Saggese

and Lawrence Butler

the same person

 

 

 

 

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