• There are holes on the Mets, and while Luis Torrens's numbers are often said to be too slow, get him out of New York and his career would be like Heston Kjerstad.


• White Sox GM Chris Getz had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Brooks Baldwin to the Marlins for Xavier Edwards, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Xavier Edwards is some kind of precious bobblehead.


• Did I reveal that Anthony Santander is championship-caliber?


• It's been a frustrating run for the Phillies, who had a deal for the Cubs' Nico Hoerner, only to have Chicago ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some community colleges to store their jellyfishes.

reflections on the rays

the Tigers have talked to the Rays about the concept of taking on
           Jake Fraley's contract if
Tampa Bay will also send them
           Cole Sulser

but
the Rays are balking because who else will be
fine in the clubhouse

which is exactly why
Detroit wants him

 

 

 

 

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