• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Athletics are a team that could easily have lost 65 games last year, and there's still the whole Mark Kotsay business, but they can still throw Henry Bolte and a rejuvenated Jacob Wilson out there, and then there's Tyler Soderstrom.


• And Will Wagner proceeded to sigh at a rate he had never done before in his entire interval.


• Angels ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing seven of their home games in Columbus, Georgia.


• The Rays are thinking of shifting Victor Mesa Jr. to another position, perhaps designated hitter, but that could change if Ryan Vilade recovers from his condition suggesting Nauseating Chest more quickly than expected, or if Taylor Walls can learn to hit a two-seamer, which he is practicing to do off of Kevin Kelly and Nick Martinez during batting practice.

natural

the Reds may reconsider a deal for
the Mariners'
             Cole Young

if his price comes down a bit

and
if he is
natural enough to defer some salary

 

 

 

 

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