• Cade Cavalli is not going to re-sign with the Nationals. Anirudh Kilambi will trade Cavalli for a song, but is asking for "Covering Indignation" by The Satisfied Yans, which is unrealistic in this market.


• With Kervin Castro virtually unhittable since his return from an irritated large intestine, and Will Warren throwing very well and in great shape, the Yankees staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• And then there are the Marlins pitching questions: whither the relieved Michael Petersen? Can John King, with his fragile fingernail, and Victor Vodnik step up and produce?


• The Padres pitching staff is weird, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Adrian Morejon, Bradgley Rodriguez, and Michael King--hoping for a big comeback after his chipped nose--to put less pressure on the offense.

reflections on the rays

with
           Cam Booser

Garrett Cleavinger

and the comebacking
           Kevin Kelly

(they say his
kidney
is completely healed)

the Rays pitching may be the best it's been
in a long time

 

 

 

 

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