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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Padres critics see that Fernando Tatis Jr. and Xander Bogaerts are only getting older, but A.J. Preller knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Freddy Fermin is healthy after the an excessively sweaty skull, they can still score enough runs to win.

  • One potentially wonderful pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a plain banana is A.J. Minter, whose big change can be traced to a duck he found while touring some country clubs on his winter vacation in Texas, which when Yennier Cano heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Minter the secret of his bean bag in exchange.

  • Dan Wilson, seemingly, is the right manager for the Mariners, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Rangers or the Angels, and may be much more unique than a lot of people realize.

  • How pampered is it in Houston? The oranges are so scary, that Jose Altuve has to share his locker with Nick Allen just to have room for his pot.

Apoetical Blues

change-up

scouts say
that when
Trevor Megill

is fully recovered from tommy john surgery

he will finally be able to throw
92 mph again

and
the Brewers could make him their closer

if the sharpness returns to his
change-up

which is the key to his success

just like
Huascar Brazoban

 

 

 

 

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