• step to Go. Take an extra turn. (and also Corey Seager)


• Orioles GM Mike Elias has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Red Sox and Cubs that would send Caleb Thielbar to Baltimore, Felix Bautista to Boston, and superprospect Zack Kelly to Chicago.


• Tampa Bay is going to deal Freddy Peralta and Nick Fortes and try to sign Griffin Jax and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assembel a three-way deal that would send Andrew Benintendi to Detroit and bring Keider Montero to the Rays. Someday, somewhere perhaps Montero will stop being so irascible.


• The Brewers are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Robert Gasser, Abner Uribe--who is coming off an injury to his tendon during a bun-hunting accident--and Jacob Misiorowski so far.

ballad of buster posey

the Mets are shopping
                 Christopher Morel

Marcus Semien

and Eric Wagaman

in hopes of coming up with a big arm

but so far

the only offers
they have are for names like
                 Hoby Milner

Ryan Walker

whose
higher SPF sunscreen

has really increased his stock

so
Buster Posey has started asking for more in return

and
                 Zach Maxwell

 

 

 

 

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