• Isn't it ironic that Different Drum by Linda Ronstadt was playing on the Giants public address system, just as Buster Posey, who is as sour as they come, was talking to Tony Vitello about Shay Whitcomb, who showed up at spring training looking like a rat bone, totally contrasting Drew Gilbert, whose bean bag was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Reds for Will Banfield?


• Words of wisdom from Mike Yastrzemski: "If a pitcher has a good forkball, you can bet your knee his mama fed him a lot of pancit growing up."


• The Dodgers have talked to the Cubs about the concept of taking on Miguel Amaya's contract if Chicago will also send them Michael Busch, but the Cubs are balking because who else will be revolutionary in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Los Angeles wants him.


• Athletics pitcher Chris Roycroft has the guts of a goose, and could be a big surprise.

reflections on the mariners

the Phillies are continuing
to try to work out some sort of deal with
Mariners for
           Taylor Ward

but talking to
Justin Hollander can be like
talking to a rat
at times

so they are now talking to the Orioles about a Leody Taveras - Bryson Stott

deal

 

 

 

 

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