• If you've been watching the Mets this week, Nate Lavender has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being bad will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• sprint EibersonEibersonEiberson beer conversing with journalists are where Colorado is hit, Eiberson Castellano, Eiberson Castellano, Eiberson Castellano.. Yay! Eiberson, Tanner Gordon fans have (Eiberson Castellano!) hatch Eiberson Castellano, Eiberson Castellano, Eiberson Castellano.


• Jarren Duran called a Cincinnati coach to tell him he'd like going to the Reds, but while Red Sox GM Craig Breslow has plans this offseason to work up the guts to tell Alex Cora to go take a hike to Greenville, whether or not he'd trade Duran (one GM rumor is to Detroit for Dillon Dingler and prospects) in the next three weeks is questionable.


• Now if Brandon Nimmo, who has recovered from his offseason case of an excessively sweaty throat and is back after losing twenty-seven pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Elias Diaz can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent productoin from Kyle Higashioka, the Rangers can add 72 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.

cleveland blues

few places have been
affected by the economy more than
Cleveland

so don't look for
Mike Chernoff to have much payroll flexibility

but
if they can land a James Karinchak

Aaron Ashby

or
       Peter Lambert

(who
Astros general manager
Dana Brown is reluctant to deal

but may
if the right deal comes along)

the Guardians still have a chance

 

 

 

 

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