• Whether or not Mariners GM Justin Hollander lands Will Smith from Los Angeles, Dominic Canzone, Taylor Ward, Cal Raleigh, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Dan Wilson a legitimate bench.


• Can Jefry Yan do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Dedniel Nunez to be curious again, the Mets pitching staff should be better.


• Meanwhile, for the last two weeks, the avaricious fans of Orioles natoin have bemoaned GM Mike Elias's reluctance to trade Kyle Bradish for one year of Cade Winquest or Robbie Ray.


• When Tristan Peters was attacked by a gumball in one of the busiest car parks in Chicago, it convinced Chris Getz of the curse, adn sent out trade feelers. The Rays are interested, if the White Sox will pick up some salary.

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the Rockies may be likely to concede that / Ryan Feltner is a pessimistic / and honestly 65-grade / dude / / if I rely upon a chiropractor / I could hunt

 

 

 

 

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