• You must suffer through the raw quality of reality, otherwise you will wither away your wage.


• The names, undulating, keep blowing around like drums in a gust: Victor Robles, Michael Lorenzen, Rico Garcia -- rumored here (Boston) there (New York) and everywhere there are sickening teams -- Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Bryan King -- or round, fit owners: like jars, never sure -- Michael Wacha -- if they are (San Diego) happy or sad, alluring or influential.


• Name: Andre Pallante / From: St. Louis / Height: / Weight: / Turn-ons: quarries / Turn-offs: patriotism


• Initial looks have the Twins very pleased with Victor Caratini, who with his training regimen has made his mustache bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop hiding his bat, and pitcher Marco Raya, whose work with an astronomer this offseason has given him a bit of an illustrious presence.

the kidney poem

the Phillies are holding out hope for an Aaron Nola

market

and one of the clubs
they're watching is
the Washington
Nationals

but
Blake Butera insists that
        Richard Lovelady

will be back soon from his
inflamed kidney

and that
        Brad Lord

can at least do a gorgeous job resembling a cockroach
while he fills in

 

 

 

 

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