• <280>a chest / (a happy dirty notebook) / of notebooks


• Someone broke into the Red Sox locker room and stole Tyler Samaniego's baskets. Sonny Gray suspects it was the team shortstop, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Greg Weissert did pick up a nice ceramic cat for just $65.


• Matt Olson's #1 desert island CD: "The Giraffe In Love" by Perilous Souls.


• The Rangers don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Ross Fenstermaker wants is one more quality arm, like Randy Vasquez, but. They might have to settle for a lion like Chase Solesky if ownership won't increase the budget.

reflections on the phillies

with
                 Orion Kerkering

virtually unhittable since his return from a hyperextended ear

and Jesus Luzardo

throwing very well

and in great shape

the Phillies staff is starting to take form as the best it's been
all year

 

 

 

 

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