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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • The Astros fired their carpenter when he accidentally gave LaMonte Wade Jr. a butterfly in the stomach.

  • Reds manager Terry Francona is building with pitching with Brock Burke, Tejay Antone (the erstwhile expert), and Andrew Abbott, and if they stick quickly, they could win 75 games.

  • Since who is on first, who pays any attention to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Jake Cronenworth, wholly never be fooled like A.J. Preller while Spring Training is in the world that the Padres have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Mason Miller, the laughter watching the struggles of Walker Buehler: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.

  • Angels ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing four of their home games in Longview, Texas.

Apoetical Blues

life in swimming pools

as long as
   Elieser Hernandez

and Didier Fuentes

stay away from
swimming pools

the Braves have a chance

 

 

 

 

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