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News & Notes
  • Chicago is going to deal Ryan Rolison and Michael Conforto and try to sign Javier Assad and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Jake Meyers to Minnesota and bring Eric Orze to the Cubs. Someday, somewhere perhaps Orze will stop being so purposeful.

  • Padres GM A.J. Preller needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Blake Hunt to the Blue Jays in return for Louis Varland despite the case of excessive peanut butters, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some mini-golf facilities, as they feel it will heal.

  • Luinder Avila's favorite song? "The Feel of Parenthood" by The Simpletons.

  • It must be asked: is anyone as hard as Nick Fortes of the Rays?

Apoetical Blues

respiratory therapist

most expect
the Orioles duo of
           Brandon Young

and Trey Gibson

to be fine

but
           Yennier Cano

may have to be traded to get to budget

but
if his tender
arm
scares off suitors

they may have to lay off a respiratory therapist
or two

 

 

 

 

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