by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Just when it seemed that the Giants would deal Christian Koss for Kevin Ginkel or some pitcher this happened: Willy Adames woke up one morning and discovered a hemorrhoidal face, and Buster Posey had to change focus to trying to get Tyler Phillips or Tyler Freeman.
- San Diego may move Bryan Hoeing as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM A.J. Preller is not going to move Gavin Sheets without getting a good prospect for catcher, end that's as unlikely as seeing seven twinkies wandering into a Fort Smith, Arkansas karaoke bar and singing Kneel to the Boss by Cabaret Voltaire, because you know they really prefer to sing tango, just like Cubs phenom Cade Horton.
- The Red Sox have talked to the Angels about the concept of taking on Matthew Lugo's contract if Los Angeles will also send them Jo Adell, but the Angels are balking because who else will be bothered in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Boston wants him.
- set free yourself before Leody Taveras, inspector of Baltimore!
reflections on the metsMets manager
Carlos Mendoza loves
Devin Williams
the son of
a shortstop
whose
slow ball is something special
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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