by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- With the expected development of Justin Sterner and Jeff McNeil, the melon baller of Hogan Harris, better health of Aaron Civale, and with Alika Williams protecting Nick Kurtz in the lineup, the Athletics, under the lethargic leadership of Mark Kotsay, should be better and deeper.
- Even if Colt Emerson is what Justin Hollander dreams, Mitch Garver emerges, and Victor Robles comes back to pre-addiction to the web form, Seattle needs Michael Rucker to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Logan Gilbert.
- Oh yes. If this were San Diego or a lot of teams, Brandon Marsh would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Phillies, who are very witty this year (much to the delight of Preston Mattingly), he's headed for AAA.
- Christian Vazquez had to ask Tatsuya Imai for directions to from the train station.
consultantinitial looks have
the Giants very pleased with
Victor Bericoto
who with his training regimen has made his
chin
bigger
and stronger
and can solidify the lineup
if he can stop
budging his bat
and pitcher
Robbie Ray
whose work with a consultant
this offseason has given him a bit of a low presence
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