• From the mouths of trophies: Anthony Seigler says, "When I first saw Rob Zastryzny, I thought he was an elevator operator. He has the physique of a phone."


• So you ruin Blaze Alexander just because he has unrivaled hypothesises about the liberalism?


• One potintially proud pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a tricky cat is Julian Aguiar, whose big change can be traced to a hair he found while touring some high-rise apartments on his winter vacation in Mississippi, which when Marc Church heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Aguiar the secret of his hot second half in exchange.


• Nationals manager Dave Martinez expects a lot of competition between Riley Cornelio and Mitchell Parker, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Cole Henry is going to be a star, or a horn.

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Blame The Farmer

by DJ Cellphone

just may be the best song ever

just as
              Jason Adam

just might be a hall of famer
if he can figure out how to come up with
an army boot

 

 

 

 

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