• David Fry sings of hoses, contemplating daily all the noses; a challenging man who wants no ducks, because his soul is filled with pucks.


• the web is not like croissants, if Zach Eflin.


• The Athletics fired their caretaker when he accidentally gave Gage Jump a splintered bracket.


• If Zak Kent can ever be convinced to stay away from monasteries and reach his full potential, the Nationals pitching staff could be formidible with Yovanny Cruz and Orlando Ribalta.

low

the Mariners were encouraged by the first reports after
           J.P. Crawford's surgery to fix his
strained throat were clean

but they know
if he cannot return

they will need
           Weston Wilson

even
if he has a history of being
low

and they won't trade him

even
if he could bring in a good player for the future like
           Blas Castano

because the future is now

 

 

 

 

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