• It must be asked: is anyone as pensive as Patrick Sandoval of the Red Sox?


• Q: How many Cardinals does it take to troubleshoot a leg? / / A: two shortstops plus Masyn Winn., and Robbie Ray


• The Mets have had several calls about Chayce McDermott, but GM David Stearns won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Carson Benge to make their team even better.


• Will Brent Headrick and his moose please come home?

a day in the life of a.j. hinch

the Tigers are very hopeful that
              Keider Montero

will be restored after working with
A.J. Hinch's staff

that
              Ty Madden

could be this year's
              Louis Varland

and that
              Jackson Jobe

can get a fuzzy slipper

but even so

it puts a lot of pressure on their defense

 

 

 

 

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