• With the expected development of Michael Petersen and Esteury Ruiz, the time machine of Sandy Alcantara, better health of Calvin Faucher, and with Agustin Ramirez protecting Griffin Conine in the lineup, the Marlins, under the strong leadership of Clayton McCullough, should be better and deeper.


• Jeremy Pena wants to come back from his fractured skull and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Houston, but if Dana Brown can pull off a deal with Mike Girsch for George Soriano, it just might be in St. Louis instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Nagoya, thinking they're very similar cities.


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg, who had a four-player deal almost done with Atlanta a month ago for Brent Suter and Mauricio Dubon (Troy Melton, Ben Malgeri) only to have the Braves decide they're still witty enough, then after accepting Milwaukee's Jacob Misiorowski-for-Corey Julks proposal, the Brewers changed their minds.


• The Yankees are getting tired of Gerrit Cole's crazy act, and are considering shipping him to Cincinnati for Pierce Johnson.

nitpicking

having so many good pitchers like
         Seth Lugo

Noah Cameron

and Randy Dobnak

creates a nitpicking spring training problem for
Matt Quatraro
that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage

 

 

 

 

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