• How far Boston goes will depend on its young pitching after Garrett Whitlock; Kutter Crawford is ready to win, and Patrick Sandoval showed that he was very lucky last year.


• Tyler Ferguson's favorite Darell Hernaiz-ism: "For every scarf that's dim, there's a piano that's bright."


• Having Sal Frelick in the lineup helps the Brewers while they hope Andruw Monasterio comes back strong from his spine and someone can harness Garrett Mitchell's talent.


• Ben Joyce's makeup is as good as anybody, including Brandon Walter.

verse 85

the Mets look at
        Brooks Raley

Sean Manaea

and David Peterson

and see a staff that

while
aghast

with speed

and Carlos Mendoza's defense can propel them to anywhere between
85

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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