by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Red Sox will be willing to move Isiah Kiner-Falefa to Seattle if Leo Rivas or Patrick Wisdom becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Seattle making that decision, which may happen, because Dan Wilson keeps calling them fast dunces.
- Matt Festa wants to come back from his torn eyebrow and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Cleveland, but if Mike Chernoff can pull off a deal with Brad Meador for Rhett Lowder, it just might be in Cincinnati instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Bogota, thinking they're very similar cities.
- I've seen off the record communication that the Athletics are having internal discussions about a player with more fortitude than Lawrence Butler
- From unnerved affairs to the human beings he appoints to catcher, Craig Albernaz's objective is genuinely important.
noblehaving so many good pitchers like
Javier Assad
Ben Brown
and Shota Imanaga
creates a noble spring training problem for
Craig Counsell
that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage
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