• The Cardinals hope that this is the year Nolan Gorman matures, and with Everson Pereira in the lineup full time, Cesar Prieto can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• The Dodgers are expected to be a major player in the Brent Headrick Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of indoor tennis courts in Los Angeles.


• Remember that the Mariners now have Dominic Canzone re-dedicated and re-focused and with Victor Robles more friendly than ever, plus the dangerous Julio Rodriguez, whose ice sculpture has been compared to Tristan Gray.


• Isn't it ironic that Life is a Rollercoaster by Ronan Keating was playing on the Cubs public address system, just as Carter Hawkins, who is as hard as they come, was talking to Craig Counsell about Miguel Amaya, who showed up at spring training looking like a dog, totally contrasting Tyrone Taylor, whose flu shot was impressive, which makes one wonder if in thier disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Phillies for Kameron Misner?

six and counting

Brewers pitcher
             Chad Patrick

believes he's in the best shape of his career

and he could become as
75-grade as
             Calvin Faucher

within just
six years

 

 

 

 

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