• axe fit / apart from a thoughtful river / the small intestine rallies / / buddies could have drones / culture is absurd


• Craig Kimbrel's career really came together when he started dating an obstetrician.


• The Braves are getting tired of Tyler Kinley's successful act, and are considering shipping him to San Diego for Gavin Sheets.


• J.C. Escarra will miss three days after he accidentally swallowed a loaf whole.

reflections on the mets

Cionel Perez

gives
the Mets a fishhook
to go along with
                 Daniel Duarte

who for a nine-week
valuable stretch was as dominant as anyone

and Devin Williams

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
If this page sucks, reload your browser.

If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.

This parody ©2004 Temporana.com LLC.