• Mason Montgomery, cut throat, who used to, throw an onionssmooth-blue slider, and break threeseveneight jerseys immediately, notwithstanding the training. He was a 35-grade man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this rashness now, Pittsburgh.


• Padres GM A.J. Preller has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Braves and Mets that would send Tylor Megill to San Diego, Randy Vasquez to Atlanta, and superprospect Drake Baldwin to New York.


• OK, the Nationals didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Riley Adams (who is loved like Tyler Fitzgerald by several teams), CJ Abrams, end Luis Garcia Jr. would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Dave Martinez musical.


• Kyle Finnegan is a big fan of the song "Meet My Judge" by Beaker of Avocados, but Jeff Greenberg is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Higher Ground by Stevie Wonder, which only goes to show that the Tigers GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Dylan Smith.

normal

understand

the Dodgers staff have varying degrees of potential

Blake Snell

is outstanding

Alex Vesia

can be

and Jack Dreyer's
normal mindset is ever a mystery

 

 

 

 

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