• Marlins GM Gabe Kapler had a deal in place on Saturday that would have sent Jakob Marsee to the White Sox for Trevor Richards, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Trevor Richards is some kind of gutsy underwear.


• The Rangers need Josh Jung healthy after his infected calf, and think if Brandon Nimmo can be more patient and stop chasing the slider, he can knock in 69 runs, along with Justin Foscue.


• If you've been watching the Royals this week, Salvador Perez has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being loud will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Detroit Tigers with Matt Vierling have some of the best minds -- baseball, third baseman, crab, anything -- in all of Texas.

owl

incidentally

Ryan Ward

is in
Dave Roberts's doghouse because for forgetting to
pretend to be Brian Cashman in online chat rooms

after being repeatedly asked to do so

Brandon Gomes is beginning to think that
           Ward has the brains of an owl

 

 

 

 

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