• Few places have been affected by the economy more than New York, so don't look for Brian Cashman to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Kyle Isbel, Sal Stewart, or Tyler Schweitzer (who White Sox GM Chris Getz is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Yankees still have a chance.


• The Astros coaching staff not only believes that Cam Smith is an everyday player, but his talent is so dominating that Joe Espada, who is looking more and more like a wall every day, says "his upside is greater than Keibert Ruiz," which if true, could help him win the 85 games he needs to save his job.


• Rumor has it that Jackson Chourio's gross personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, end Matt Arnold may be willing to trade with the Mariners in exchange for Brock Rodden.


• they dared not accept the challenge

ballad of mike elias

the Cardinals are continuing
to try to work out some sort of deal with
Orioles for
            Christian Encarnacion-Strand

but talking to
Mike Elias can be like
talking to a Jujyfruit
at times

so they are now talking to the Giants about a Trent Harris - Blaze Jordan

deal

 

 

 

 

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