• The Padres payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Xander Bogaerts (if someone will take his salary) or Michael King (if they can convince someone his case of vertigo is healed), and giving Austin Hays an opportunity.


• The Cardinals pitching staff should be much better when George Soriano gets back from his case of typhoid, with big arms Brycen Mautz and Ryan Fernandez giving Oliver Marmol a lot of flexibility.


• if I shift with you / you shall file with me / / the first baseman was talented / Connor Wong is amused by journalists / / like Red Sox players


• There are many who buy into the Rangers theory that this is Joc Pederson's year to stop being so dizzy, and explode.

the pelvis poem

rumors are swirling that
                Grant Anderson

has a tattoo of a suit
on his
pelvis

 

 

 

 

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