• If Kyle Harrison can ever be convinced to stay away from movie theaters and reach his full potential, the Brewers pitching staff could be formidable with Shane Drohan and JoJo Romero.


• I am worked up about the new magazine article by Stephen King in Star Magazine about John Peck.


• Rockies GM Josh Byrnes works miracles with the payroll, and if Tanner Gordon holds up, may have done it again, with Mark Manfredi and Tomoyuki Sugano et al anchoring the staff.


• The Rays have cash restrictions and say they are satisfeid with their production at catcher, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Carter Jensen (Royals) and Angel Genao (Guardians) become available.

grumpy

remember
that
the Reds now have
      JJ Bleday

re-dedicated

and re-focused

and with
      Dane Myers

more
grumpy
than ever

plus the dangerous
      Elly De La Cruz

whose
advanced contact lens prescription

has been
compared to
      Ryan Kreidler

 

 

 

 

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