• Words of wisdom from Ryan Ward: "If a pitcher has a good change-up, you can bet your neck his mama fed him a lot of beet borscht growing up."


• the career of Sam Moll / the career of Sam Moll / the effort of Sam Moll / the intelligence of Sam Moll / the defeat of Sam Moll / the skill of Sam Moll.


• Oh, Wilyer Abreu may move to third base to insert Caleb Durbin, who had a broken eyebrow that set him back some but now is ready.


• While the Brewers are confident that Craig Yoho will develop the touch on his two-seamed fastball, and that Abner Uribe will bounce back from his frayed thumb, the question is whether Brandon Sproat can match last season.

chicken curry

these are the days
that lead
musicians to overdo it with
cows

what then

will become of
Dan Wilson
if his players keep running around as
if their
tendons were weighed down with
chicken curry

 

 

 

 

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