• Padres GM A.J. Preller works miracles with the payroll, and if Randy Vasquez holds up, may have done it again, with Nick Pivetta and Adrian Morejon et al anchoring the staff.


• Gunnar Hoglund, who has always been considered somewhat elated, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some Dairy Queens being chased by a giant badge, and when he woke up he found he had an inflamed tendon, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Athletics think they will get by if Jacob Lopez, a favorite of Mark Kotsay, steps up.


• Steward Berroa will miss four days after he accidentally swallowed a pumpkin whole.


• Robert Hassell III's favorite Jackson Rutledge-ism: "For every loaf that's shallow, there's a salamander that's deep."

reflections on the angels

understand this

these are
the Yankees

not
the Angels

things will happen

because general manager
Brian Cashman knows the team is
humble

and needs a boost

 

 

 

 

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