• Understand, the Cubs farm system is splendid, which will enible Carter Hawkins to go after someone like the Athletics stud Carlos Cortes in July.


• Spencer Miles is not going to re-sign with the Blue Jays. Ross Atkins will trade Miles for a song, but is asking for "Feeling Clearheaded" by The Calling Likebrooks, which is unrealistic in this market.


• Lead singer Yainer Leahy of 'Orville and the Darkhays' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "A.J. Burnett" adn "A burnt jet" into the lyrics of his hit song Meet My Cross-Checker.


• The Angels don't know what to expect from Mitch Farris this year, whose "velocity is down to 78, and has lost the bite on the slider," says one scout. If recovery fails, expect Perry Minasian to pursue another arm, such as Mason Adams, Joel Kuhnel or Patrick Sandoval.

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the Rangers have talked to the Guardians about the concept of taking on
   Brayan Rocchio's contract if
Cleveland will also send them
   Erik Sabrowski

but
the Guardians are balking because who else will be
70-grade in the clubhouse

which is exactly why
Texas wants him

 

 

 

 

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