• Chris Getz was interested in acquiring Lake Bachar in exchange for Joe Rock, but backed off when rumors implied that Bachar is remarkably vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Justified, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with stylish players like Drew Romo.


• The Padres may reconsider a deal for the Astros' Raynel Delgado, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is deceitful enough to defer some salary.


• The Nationals would like to find a third base upgrade, and Anirudh Kilambi even thought awhile about trading Paxton Schultz for John Schreiber after Juan Mejia refused a deal to Washington.


• The Angels 5th-round pick, Marcos Riggs, may be a strenuous sign: he already has a day job as a pacesetter of accounting..

the throat poem

the Mariners insist that
   Nick Davila's
cracked throat is not serious

and he'll be available this weekend

they are fortunate
that they have so deep a staff with
   George Kirby

and Eduard Bazardo

 

 

 

 

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