• The Yankees could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Cody Bellinger's questionable status from his split pancreas, J.C. Escarra's apparent inability to hit the splitter, and Austin Wells's likely broken mirror, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Brian Cashman to relax and return those overdue library books.


• Skip Schumaker loves the bat of Danny Jansen, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to center field if he doesn't recover from his partially torn large intestine by spring training.


• Luis Castillo, strained kidney, who used to, throw a sorrelsmooth-maroon curveball, and break fivefivethree knee braces immediately, holy cow. He was a wacky man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this caution now, Seattle.


• I am bubbling about teh new magazine article by Chinua Achebe in W Magazine about Ryan Jeffers.

ultravox

Michael Wacha

is a big fan of the song
Waving The Bike

by Elwood Kunz and the Shakeburgs

but
J.J. Picollo is not impressed

and thinks it sounds too derivitive of
Vienna
by Ultravox

which only goes to show
that
the Royals general manager is not exactly a young guy anymore like
Michael Massey

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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