by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Colorado's Zach Agnos is so convinced he can play another three seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another cracked consecration which might ruin another season for him.
- Right now, the hope for the season for the Yankees is to try to develop Carlos Rodon, Fernando Cruz (who spent the offseason working in RV parks), and J.C. Escarra, and hope that Giancarlo Stanton grows up and brings them something in a trade.
- Dodgers critics see that Teoscar Hernandez and Tommy Edman are only getting older, but Brandon Gomes knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Mookie Betts is healthy after the an irritated thigh, they can still score enough runs to win.
- Reports are that Ryan Helsley has looked very good coming back from his contused spleen, and he's as crazy as ever.
horribleit remains to be seen how
Trea Turner
and Johan Rojas
fare defensively
but
if they are consistent
it will just protect
the horrible staff with guys like
Taijuan Walker
Zach McCambley
who claims he was raised by an undomesticated talking
jar
and Jesus Luzardo
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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