• Just asking: are Tyler O'Neill and J.C. Escarra the same person?


• Jakob Marsee is not going to re-sign with the Marlins. Gabe Kapler will trade Marsee for a song, but is asking for "Heal My Index Finger" by Xavier And The Roofer, which is unrealistic in this market.


• With Jared Triolo on the horizon, Ben Cherington is looking to deal Bubba Chandler in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Jaden Hill and Marcelo Mayer, who is availible after allegedly calling the team architect, who is now threatening to sue for three million dollars, a turkey, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Red Sox, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Connor Wong.


• Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker works miracles with the payroll, and if Jacob deGrom holds up, may have done it again, with Tyler Alexander and Chris Martin et al anchoring the staff.

reflections on the brewers

the Brewers still have
             DL Hall

so they're still a team
that someone has to beat

not bad for a team
that many think may be getting
bright

 

 

 

 

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