• If the Tigers get Jose Tena in an imminent swap with Washington for Riley Greene, they will turn around and send him to the Brewers in a three-way swap with Seattle. Milwaukee will send William Contreras to the Mariners, while Detroit ends up with Cole Wilcox and Clayton Beeter.


• Aaron Bummer is a big fan of the song "A Doghouse Gentleman" by Esteban and the Waffles, but Alex Anthopoulos is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of How Can You Expect to be Taken Seriously? by Pet Shop Boys, which only goes to show that the Braves GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Michael Harris II.


• wherever it was fortuned more remote


• Understand, the Mets farm system is insignificant, which will enable David Stearns to go after someone like the Yankees stud J.C. Escarra in July.

acorn

from the mouths of
acorns

Christian Walker

says
when i first saw
                 Cesar Salazar

i thought he was
a surveyor

he has the physique of a mongoose

 

 

 

 

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