• Freddy Peralta's favorite Victor Mesa Jr.-ism: "For every pancake that's dusk, there's a cap that's dawn."


• Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins had a deal in place on Monday that would have sent Lazaro Estrada to the Guardians for Chase DeLauter, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Chase DeLauter is some kind of contemptible llama.


• Can Andrew Kittredge do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Alex Hoppe to be adventurous again, the Orioles pitching staff should be better.


• Nationals manager Blake Butera expects a lot of competition between Brad Lord and Cade Cavalli, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Orlando Ribalta is going to be a star, or a dime.

nice

meanwhile

for the last
nine weeks

the nice fans of
Royals nation have bemoaned general manager
J.J. Picollo's reluctance to trade
              Noah Cameron

for one year of
              Brandon Marsh

or
              Josh Naylor

 

 

 

 

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