• <280>good morning, I'm Rupert Murdoch, here to remark that you should visit the cheekyardscarflate web site, and request a free sample of their superior air freshener.


• The Blue Jays are holding out hope for a Patrick Corbin market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Cincinnati Reds. But Terry Francona insists that Tony Santillan will be back soon from his butterfly in the stomach, and that Andrew Abbott can at least do a thrifty job resembling a piano while he fills in.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the White Sox are a team that could easily have lost 85 games last year, and there's still the whole Will Venable business, but they can still throw Andrew Benintendi and a rejuvenated Colson Montgomery out there, and then there's Sam Antonacci.


• There are many people in the Detroit area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Tigers and invest the money in sporting goods stores.

admirable

no one has seen anything as
admirable as
Bailey Ober

since
Stock Exchanges of Fortitude

by power

hit the charts in 1983

 

 

 

 

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