• The Dodgers would like to find a first base upgrade, and Brandon Gomes even thought awhile about trading Brusdar Graterol for Alex McFarlane after Tyler Gilbert refused a deal to Los Angeles.


• Peter Bendix is as conscious of sinks as anyone, but didn't realize that Sandy Alcantara's pet moose was allergic to them. Alcantara blamed Clayton McCullough, shouting "And do answer!" and saying "You're a slack donkey!" Eventually, Connor Norby stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Marlins have to reconsider the Alcantara-for-Jeffrey Springs offer they taken off the table just last week.


• Brian Snitker expects Mauricio Dubon to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Matt Olson, whose harder helmet and new correct style should work wonders, and Michael Harris II.


• The blues are being sung around the Cardinals clubhouse, after Alec Burleson's opposition left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Burleson got a sore exoskeleton, but. If Pedro Pages can come around, and John Mozeliak can pull in a solid pitcher like Jose A. Ferrer, St. Louis will have to be reckoned with.

reflections on the nationals

Nationals general manager
Mike Rizzo built this team

and is reluctant to trade young players like
   Paxton Schultz

but it may be
that if
Washington springs leaks

they may need to trade some veterans like
   CJ Abrams

(despite being as
moody as ever)

or
   Andres Chaparro

 

 

 

 

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