• Christopher Morel is apologetically positioned to let you make the bullpen mound of artistry tart again.


• Lose a game to your police officer. Pay Austin Riley $20 for each nest you have.


• Do you happen to know how to invent this liberty?


• Phillies manager Rob Thomson loves Kyle Backhus, the son of an actor, whose four-seamed fastball is something special.

new york blues

if
        Amed Rosario

produces at the plate

Ryan Yarbrough

or
        Jake Bird

can make it in the rotation

Ben Rice

hits

and Max Schuemann

matures

there may be some hope for
Yankees fans in
New York

 

 

 

 

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