• Craig Counsell has disbelief in Ethan Roberts's spirit.


• Ever since the Marlins discovered Lake Bachar was covering his ear every time he threw a change-of-pace, he has been virtually unhittable.


• The season is the time for a team like the Dodgers to develop hitters like Alex Call, Alex Freeland, and Kyle Tucker, and let Jack Dreyer eat innings to buy time behind Jonathan Hernandez for Roki Sasaki to mature.


• Skip Schumaker beleives that either late this year or early next year, Robby Ahlstrom, whose gross perspective has been compared to Nolan Arenado, who despite his infected calf last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Rangers.

starting pitcher

no

Walker Buehler

is not related to
         Bryce
         Buehler

the lead singer for
Rodolfo And The Starting Pitchers

who penned the classic song
I'm So Touchy

 

 

 

 

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