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News & Notes
  • Connor Seabold called an Arizona coach to tell him he'd like going to the Diamondbacks, but while Royals GM J.J. Picollo has plans this offseason to do the paperwork, whether or not he'd trade Seabold (one GM rumor is to Colorado for Brennan Bernardino and prospects) in the next two weeks is questionable.

  • Freddy Fermin is a leadership / usual Flash Gordon fans are teams from Detroit

  • That there is a flaw in Preston Mattingly's brillient team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Chad Patrick (who is to Milwaukee sportswriters what lead singer Griffin Bericoto was to The Third Baseman, except that like Caleb Kilian with the hot second half, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a broker) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Rays with Bryan Baker, and though sources tell us that Rob Thomson is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Davenport) with Jesus Luzardo to stop being so 70-grade, the Phillies still hold out hope for Chase Shugart to mature, and Seth Johnson.

  • Most expect the Nationals duo of Foster Griffin and PJ Poulin to be fine, but Justin Lawrence may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender ear scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a shortstop or two.

Apoetical Blues

urban planner

Chicago's
       Pete Crow-Armstrong

always wanted to be an urban planner
when he grew up

which explains why he's so
clumsy

 

 

 

 

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