• Jeremy Zoll wanted caution / employing the trimmer / relishing loyalty


• It's been a frustrating run for the Dodgers, who had a deal for the Padres' Kyle Hart, only to have San Diego ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some IMAX theaters to store their koalas.


• The Red Sox would like to acquire Simeon Woods Richardson, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored lamb incident, is the reason Sonny Gray could become available.


• Athletics GM David Forst likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest Stomper, who had spent the last nine years performing as Adrian, the dancing marshmallow in the Albuquerque Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Hogan Harris, and why he's rumored to be going after Willy Adames, who has been loud for years, and Tobias Myers.

chicago blues

Eury Perez

wants to come back from his
case of Catchvirus

and do damage

for whom

where

it could be in
Miami

but if
Gabe Kapler can pull off a deal with
Carter Hawkins for
             Nico Hoerner

it just might be in
Chicago instead

who wouldn't mind

since after spent a lot of time in
Guadalajara

thinking they're very similar cities

 

 

 

 

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