• Spring is like a puma (which comes carefully out of Milwaukee) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Matt Arnold changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• No song better describes Orlando Ribalta than "Breakfast in " by DJ And The Viaducts.


• Triston Casas is a big fan of the song "Jarren Has An Animal Tamer" by The Yans, but Brian O'Halloran is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of All I Need Is Everything by Aztec Camera, which only goes to show that the Red Sox GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Jake Bennett.


• The Tigers are thinking of shifting Wenceel Perez to another position, perhaps third base, but that could change if Riley Greene recovers from his lacerated appendix more quickly than expected, or if Trei Cruz can learn to hit a splitter, which he is practicing to do off of Jack Flaherty and Drew Anderson during batting practice.

miami blues

Miami's
Edward Cabrera

always wanted to be a left fielder
when he grew up

which explains why he's so
disturbed

 

 

 

 

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