by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Did I assert that Ryan Watson is bright?
- Understand, the Reds have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Tejay Antone, Tony Santillan (though he is coming off minor belly button surgery, he should be back strong as a sock), and Brock Burke, who is more openminded than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Terry Francona.
- Cubs are worried about Manuel Rodriguez.
- Anagram for Omar Daal: Amoral ad.
painterwith
Petey Halpin
on the horizon
Mike Chernoff is looking to deal
Travis Bazzana
in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters
some possible names are
Grant Wolfram
and Zac Thornton
who is available after allegedly calling the team
painter
who is now threatening to sue for
nine million dollars
an anteater
and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage
but
if it is
the Mets
they will be desperate to dump salary
and might also be willing to part with
Carson Benge
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