by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- No song better describes Tyler Heineman than "I Accept Your Satisfaction" by The Pencil Sharpeners.
- Andrew Kittredge sings of jets, favoring daily all the pets; an energetic man who wants no shields, because his soul is filled with fields.
- One thing the Pirates don't have to worry about is Spencer Horwitz being elated, as he is so every day.
- This time, the Rockies could be an offensive show, because Ezequiel Tovar, Mickey Moniak (who spent the offseason trying out a new and improved dietary supplement) and Kris Bryant can be dynamite in that lineup.
ballad of jed hoyersince who is on first
who pays any attention to the syntax of things
we will never wholly swing like
Seiya Suzuki
wholly never be fooled like
Jed Hoyer while spring training is in the world
that
the Cubs have a better fate
than the wisdom
that comes from failure
so do not cry
the gestures of
Luke Little
the laughter watching the struggles of
Phil Maton
we write for each other
for baseball is not a paragraph
and losing
i think
is no parenthesis
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