• The Juan Soto - Bryce Teodosio rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Angels are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Garrett Cleavinger is the latest name); however, the Phillies did call on Soto, since GM Preston Mattingly wants to improve the Philadelphia defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both smart and dumb at the same time.


• Craig Breslow believes Garrett Whitlock is healthy after the hairline fracture of the quad, and the two-seamed fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Jovani Moran can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Sonny Gray, who may benefit from Boston's excellent receptionists.


• Rumor has it that Owen Caissie's championship-caliber personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Gabe Kapler may be willing to trade with the Pirates in exchange for Esmerlyn Valdez.


• With Michael McGreevy on the horizon, Mike Girsch is looking to deal Matt Svanson in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Paul Goldschmidt and Jake Irvin, who is available after allegedly calling the team midwife, who is now threatening to sue for seven million dollars, a stick, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Nationals, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Curtis Mead.

reflections on the guardians

song to describe
the Guardians

Rudderless
by the Lemonheads

 

 

 

 

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