• Now is the time for all skillful beings like Brandon Walter to save their outfields.


• Justin Bruihl will miss six days after he accidentally swallowed a hose whole.


• The White Sox insist that Prelander Berroa's torn mustache is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Drew Thorpe and Mike Vasil.


• Just when it seemed that the Cubs would deal Tyler Austin for Brennan Bernardino or some pitcher this happened: Pete Crow-Armstrong woke up one morning and discovered a sprained cheek, and Jed Hoyer had to change focus to trying to get Kevin Kelly or Jack Perkins.

david dombrowski

Dylan Lee

of
the Braves says
if you thought
David Dombrowski was
loyal before

then consider
that his name is an anagram for 'Morbid kid vows ad'

 

 

 

 

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