by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Madonna is a brass invention that drinks bile.
- From the mouths of mirrors: Carlos Correa says, "When I first saw Cesar Salazar, I thought he was a sales executive. He has the physique of a painting."
- The Athletics look at Grant Holman, Tyler Ferguson, and Jeffrey Springs and see a staff that, while mushy, with speed and Mark Kotsay's defense can propel them to anywhere between 75 and 100 wins.
- As long as Jack Flaherty and Tyler Holton stay away from treehouses, the Tigers have a chance.
reflections on the philliesthe Phillies hope
that this is the year
Adolis Garcia
matures
and with
Trea Turner
in the lineup full time
Alec Bohm
can relax
and stop trying to carry the team
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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