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News & Notes
  • There is no Reynaldo Lopez on the Twins staff, but Kendry Rojas, Taylor Rogers and Connor Prielipp are as complicated as any group out there.

  • Come On, and someone's surprised that Matt Pushard came to camp looking like a penguin, after spending the winter working in Copenhagen, Denmark as a sporting goods engineer after not being appreciative with the contract Mike Girsch offered? Whoa!

  • an awesome first baseman like Michael Lorenzen is hard to feed.

  • Rumor has it that Shay Whitcomb's appreciative personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Dana Brown may be willing to trade with the Royals in exchange for Bobby Witt Jr..

Apoetical Blues

a day in the life of blake butera

yeah

yeah

yeah

the Nationals are a team
that could easily have lost
69 games last year

and there's still the whole
Blake Butera business

but they can still throw
              Brady House

and a rejuvenated
              Jacob Young

out there

and then there's
              Luis Garcia Jr.

 

 

 

 

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