• One potintially happy pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a happy floor is Jack Kochanowicz, whose big change can be traced to a waffle he found while touring some steel mills on his winter vacation in Kenya, which when Tanner Banks heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Kochanowicz the secret of his guardian angel in exchange.


• Having so many good pitchers like Raisel Iglesias, Grant Holmes, and Michael Grove creates a jittery spring training problem for Walt Weiss that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• As long as Gabe Speier and Seranthony Dominguez stay away from breweries, the Mariners have a chance.


• Leo Bernal's hobby is collecting antique desks.

spider

Geoff Hartlieb

will miss
four days after he accidentally swallowed a spider
whole

 

 

 

 

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