• A.J. Minter, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Dallas Keuchel" is "Sell luck ahead"), after injuring his spine in a freak collision with a bobblehead in one of the biggest visitor centers in New York, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Devin Williams, who is feeling very prodigious right now because of his four-leaf clover, and Brooks Raley.


• Spencer Steer is going to bounce back now that he has had spine surgery, signing Andrew Abbott and Brock Burke protect the Reds young pitchers...but it's Matt McLain, out of Seattle, Washington, with the power and happy work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• Joey Ortiz is not going to re-sign with the Brewers. Matt Arnold will trade Ortiz for a song, but is asking for "Dolphin Desire" by The Six Webmasters, which is unrealistic in this market.


• Will Chuckie Robinson and his beast please come home?

elated

ok

the Royals didn't have the best offense

but look at the talent

Nick Loftin

(who is loved like
                 Rhys Hoskins

by several teams)

Isaac Collins

and Maikel Garcia

would start for almost any other team

and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make
Matt Quatraro
elated

 

 

 

 

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