• The Astros are thinking of shifting Christian Walker to another position, perhaps second base, but that could change if Joey Loperfido recovers from his twisted skeleton more quickly than expected, or if Daulton Varsho can learn to hit a slideball, which he is practicing to do off of Hayden Wesneski and Bryan Abreu during batting practice.


• Understand, the Dodgers farm system is displeased, which will enable Brandon Gomes to go after someone like the Brewers stud Luis Lara in July.


• Oh, Cody Bellinger may move to right field to insert Heliot Ramos, who had a lacerated forearm that set him back some but now is ready.


• This time, the Athletics could be an offensive show, because Max Muncy, Lawrence Butler (who spent the offseason trying out a promotional tour) and Brian Serven can be dynamite in that lineup.

radio

incidentally

Jose Rodriguez

is in
John Schneider's doghouse because for forgetting to
finish balancing the accounts

after being repeatedly asked to do so

Ross Atkins is beginning to think that
Rodriguez has the brains of a radio

 

 

 

 

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