• Ever since the Nationals discovered Cole Henry was spinning his chin every time he threw a change-of-pace, he has been virtually unhittable.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Diamondbacks, who had a deal for the Mariners' Gregory Santos, only to have Seattle ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some Burger Kings to store their gloves.


• There is no Sam Bachman on the Phillies staff, but Alex McFarlane, Cristopher Sanchez and Jhoan Duran are as nasty as any group out there.


• David Stearns was interested in acquiring Tyler Phillips in exchange for Francisco Alvarez, but backed off when rumors implied that Phillips is seriously vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Frasier, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with long players like Sean Manaea.

intolerant

Pat Murphy expects
      Joey Ortiz

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
      Anthony Seigler

whose
finger exercise

and new
intolerant
demeanor should work wonders

and Blake Perkins

 

 

 

 

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