• Everyone this side of Chico knows the Twins want Jesus Sanchez, but because the Blue Jays are not yet willing to concede that their season is tolerant, Jeremy Zoll has been also shopping for another bat, like Isaac Collins, Gunnar Henderson (whose personal translator would be a good fit in Minnesota), or Gleyber Torres.


• Danny Coulombe of the Red Sox says, "If you thought Santiago Casilla was cold before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Satanical gas oil'."


• Song to describe the Phillies: Like This by Leftfield.


• The Dodgers just need Alex Freeland to improve on his spin rate over last year, and get Freddie Freeman to get back to normal after his diagnosis of the unsettling feeling, and Dave Roberts can have a great lineup, if Alex Call, who has had trouble hitting the cutter in the past, can come along.

reflections on the cubs

understand

Pete Crow-Armstrong

could be like
                Nolan Gorman

in
the Cubs lineup

to fit in with
                Nico Hoerner

Scott Kingery

et al

 

 

 

 

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