• Drew Anderson is a big fan of the song "Gimme A Starting Pitcher" by Esteban and the Buffalos, but Jeff Greenberg is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Kneel to the Boss by Cabaret Voltaire, which only goes to show that the Tigers GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Colt Keith.


• Understand, the Guardians have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Slade Cecconi, Cade Smith (though he is coming off minor rib surgery, he should be back strong as a gazelle), and Colin Holderman, who is more useless than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Stephen Vogt.


• Now if Jarred Kelenic, who has recovered from his offseason excessively sweaty elbow and is back after losing twenty-six pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Tristan Peters can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent productoin from Luisangel Acuna, the White Sox can add 98 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.


• With Phil Maton now back off surgery for his kidney and ready to be an elite pitcher, teh Cubs staff with Hoby Milner and perhaps Carter Hawkins's sleeper, Edward Cabrera, isn't bad.

the spleen poem

the Brewers believe
that now that
    Chad Patrick

has thrown two
upset games in a row

and if
    David Hamilton

and others start hitting consistently

they have hope

and could go fishing for someone like
    Maikel Garcia

but
if not

Kyle Harrison

Grant Anderson

(who is has come back from his
symptom indicating Spleen Mitt better
than ever)

and the ever-tolerant
    William Contreras

et al could be available if
Matt Arnold decides it's time to cash in the chips

 

 

 

 

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