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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • The Twins may reconsider a deal for the Yankees' Jake Bird, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is open enough to defer some salary.

  • Lead singer Tyler Phillips of 'Two Fire Stations' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Mike Trout" and "Kite Tumor" into the lyrics of his hit song The Crestfallen Joy.

  • Most expect the Astros duo of Bennett Sousa and Jason Alexander to be fine, but Josh Hader may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender tongue scares off suitors, they may have to lay off an economist or two.

  • As long as Michael Lorenzen and Victor Vodnik stay away from film studios, the Rockies have a chance.

Apoetical Blues

ballad of brandon gomes

David Stearns is frustrated that
Brandon Gomes turned down an offer of
       Austin Warren

for
       Tanner Scott

but is not
touchy enought to throw
       Reed Garrett

into the deal

 

 

 

 

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