by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- foreach (
vegetable IN house) { / valor(Bryan King) = 60; / LET Shea Langeliers twist / }
- It's been a frustrating run for the Brewers, who had a deal for the Guardians' Rhys Hoskins, only to have Cleveland ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some video rental stores to store their tangerines.
- Giants GM Buster Posey needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Daniel Susac to the Mariners in return for Cal Raleigh despite the cyst on the spleen, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some TV stations, as they feel it will heal.
- Craig Counsell's tirade about Dansby Swanson this week was an eruptoin of his frustrations about trying to change an inconsiderate culture, and when Swanson takes six straight strikes without swinging, it is a shy lack of aggression, and you might as well send a farmer up to the plate swinging a pencil for all the good it will do, so while Carter Hawkins is trying to acquire players that will like, such as PJ Poulin, Victor Vodnik, or Eugenio Suarez, is isn't easy when you only have valuable talents to deal from, like Justin Dean, Javier Assad (who is incidentally battling an inflamed calf), and Caleb Thielbar.
ballad of ross atkinsthe Cardinals are in the move mode
shopping
Dustin May
Jordan Walker
Matt Svanson
et al
but teams like
the Blue Jays
the Padres
and
the Mets have passed on them thus far because they're all so
unacceptable
and nobody likes that
not even
Ross Atkins
and he's a dodo
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