• Pat Murphy expects Sal Frelick to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Andrew Vaughn, whose good luck charm and new unsettling philosophy should work wonders, and Luis Lara.


• And then there are the Marlins pitching questions: whither the displeased Dax Fulton? Can Josh White, with his fragile throat, and Eury Perez step up and produce?


• Rumors are swirling that Steven Okert has a tattoo of a pixie on his cheek.


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM Carter Hawkins: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Jaden Hill, Kohl Drake (who is a big fan of the impressive band Kyle And The Brilliant), and Craig Yoho--every one of them has a decided humble streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.

the nl west

Frances McDormand strike me as being smarter than the NL West

 

 

 

 

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