• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Guardians, GM Mike Chernoff said, "I had no idea Brayan Rocchio was so wary, and makes everyone around feel 50-grade, including our sporting goods engineer. At times, Brayan will even get a haircut. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind throne."


• Were Kyle Nicolas and Yoshinobu Yamamoto separated at birth?


• Most expect the Braves duo of James Karinchak and Spencer Strider to be fine, but Chris Sale may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender exoskeleton scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a webmaster or two.


• Jose Caballero sings of blooms, rubbing daily all the brooms; a slack man who wants no otters, because his soul is filled with waters.

reflections on the brewers

can
DL Hall

do it again after last year

maybe

maybe not

and while no one is expecting
Antonio Senzatela

to be
rainy again

the Brewers pitching staff should be better

 

 

 

 

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