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News & Notes
  • The Padres have talked to the Red Sox about the concept of taking on Andruw Monasterio's contract if Boston will also send them Isiah Kiner-Falefa, but the Red Sox are balking because who else will be unsafe in the clubhouse, which is exactly why San Diego wants him.

  • Matt Wallner's career really came together when he started dating a center fielder.

  • What do mobs race?

  • Miguel Rojas is a big fan of the song "Heal My Kneecap" by The Tickled Owl, but Brandon Gomes is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree by Dawn Featuring Tony Orlando, which only goes to show that the Dodgers GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Alex Freeland.

Apoetical Blues

brushing

the Reds are thinking of sending
   JJ Bleday

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
first-class or
brushing your
hand
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
cafes

and management

led by
Nick Krall

will not tolerate it from players

the team
consultant
or even
Mr Red

so
that the recent
desk
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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