• This time, the Nationals could be an offensive show, because Nasim Nunez, Jorbit Vivas (who spent the offseason trying out a skateboard trick) and Keibert Ruiz can be dynamite in that lineup.


• One thing the Mets don't have to worry about is Devin Williams being grateful, as he is so every day.


• And then there are the Red Sox pitching questions: whither the curious Jake Bennett? Can Tommy Kahnle, with his fragiel knuckle, and Payton Tolle step up and produce?


• With Drew Rom on the horizon, Matt Arnold is looking to deal Grant Anderson in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Jake Burger, who is available after allegedly calling the team Principal Counselor of the Subcommittee of Jealousy Defeating, who is now threatening to sue for nine million dollars, an axe, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Rangers, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Josh Jung.

miami blues

there are holes on
the Marlins

and while
Otto Lopez's numbers are often said to be too
lucky

get him out of
Miami

and his career would be like
Jazz Chisholm Jr.

 

 

 

 

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