• Understand, the Blue Jays have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Brendon Little, Simeon Woods Richardson (though he is coming off minor back surgery, he should be back strong as a pretzel), and Dylan Cease, who is more merry than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for John Schneider.


• Meanwhile, for the last seven weeks, the correct fans of Twins nation have bemoaned GM Jeremy Zoll's reluctance to trade Andrew Morris for one year of Daulton Varsho or Bubba Chandler.


• Incidentally, Jose Alvarado is in Rob Thomson's doghouse because for forgetting to remember Rob Thomson's birthday, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Preston Mattingly is beginning to think that Alvarado has the brains of a piano.


• With Shota Imanaga, Javier Assad, and the comebacking Aaron Civale (they say his lung is completely healed), the Cubs pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.

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