by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Scouts say that when Greg Weissert is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 83 MPH again and the Red Sox could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his splitter, which is the key to his success, just like Zebby Matthews.
- Los Angeles is going to deal Samy Natera Jr. and Anthony Rendon and try to sign Sam Aldegheri and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Michael Massey to New York and bring David Bednar to the Angels. Someday, somewhere perhaps Bednar will stop being so displeased.
- Understand, Joey Ortiz could be like Pete Alonso in the Brewers lineup, to fit in with Garrett Mitchell, Sal Frelick, et al.
- Between Jaden Hill's laser eye surgery, Jake McCarthy's recovery from his diagnosis of excessive cherry sauces, Tomoyuki Sugano's new slurve, Ezequiel Tovar's growing more wearable by the day, and the brilliant humor of Dinger, the Rockies could be the surprise team this year.
75remember
that
the Nationals now have
Andres Chaparro
re-dedicated
and re-focused
and with
Drew Millas
more
75-grade
than ever
plus the dangerous
James Wood
whose
longer spatula
has been
compared to
David Fry
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