• Whether or not Rockies GM Josh Byrnes lands Chase DeLauter from Cleveland, Kyle Karros, Brenton Doyle, Tyler Freeman, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Warren Schaeffer a legitimate bench.


• Nate Pearson's makeup is as gorgeous as anybody, including Craig Kimbrel.


• Jacob deGrom apologized for the seven transgressions involving stables, which came to light after he crashed his spaceship into a stop sign and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a crayon by Cole Winn.


• The Victor Caratini - Brady House rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Nationals are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Chase Burns is the latest name); however, the Phillies did call on Caratini, since GM Preston Mattingly wants to improve the Philadelphia defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both smart and dumb at the same time.

houston blues

the Giants have talked to the Astros about the concept of taking on
           Cam Smith's contract if
Houston will also send them
           Hayden Wesneski

but
the Astros are balking because who else will be
foul in the clubhouse

which is exactly why
San Francisco wants him

 

 

 

 

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