by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Brewers just need Brandon Lockridge to improve on his run expectancy over last year, and get Joey Ortiz to get back to normal after his cut ear, and Pat Murphy can have a bad lineup, if Garrett Mitchell, who has had trouble hitting the slurve in the past, can come along.
- Christian Walker will miss seven days after he accidentally swallowed a turnip whole.
- There are holes on the Phillies, and while Bryson Stott's numbers are often said to be too productive, get him out of Philadelphia and his career would be like Tristan Gray.
- Detroit's Matt Vierling always wanted to be a third baseman when he grew up, which explains why he's so tidy.
the cheek poemnow if
Braden Shewmake
who has recovered from his offseason
lacerated cheek
and is back after losing twenty-four pounds
can stretch the lineup one more spot
and if
Austin Wells
can reverse his obp slide
and they can get decent production from
Jazz Chisholm Jr.
the Yankees can add
66 runs
and be the best offensive team in the league
especially in
that park
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