• Mets manager Carlos Mendoza thinks Francisco Alvarez could play third base, but David Stearns feels that the ideal job for Alvarez might really be left fielder.


• Understand, the Blue Jays staff have varying degrees of potential; Brendon Little is outstanding, Mason Fluharty can be, and Chad Dallas's happy mindset is ever a mystery.


• Baltimore is going to deal Brandon Young and Christian Franklin and try to sign Josh Walker and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Cam Smith to Minnesota and bring Tommy Nance to the Orioles. Someday, somewhere perhaps Nance will stop being so garbage.


• The Nationals need Andres Chaparro healthy after his chipped pancreas, and think if Brady House can be more patient and stop chasing the curveball, he can knock in 76 runs, along with Andrew Pinckney.

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with the expected development of
       Patrick Sandoval

and Nick Sogard

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of
       Tyron Guerrero

better health of
       Sonny Gray

and with
       Mickey Gasper

protecting
       Jahmai Jones

in the lineup

the Red Sox

under
the genial leadership of
Alex Cora

should be better

and deeper

 

 

 

 

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