• Reds manager Terry Francona is building with pitching with Chase Burns, Brock Burke (the erstwhile grunt worker), and Tejay Antone, and if they stick quickly, they could win 71 games.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Marlins are a team that could easily have lost 97 games last year, and there's still the whole Clayton McCullough business, but they can still throw Heriberto Hernandez and a rejuvenated Jakob Marsee out there, and then there's Liam Hicks.


• Tigers manager A.J. Hinch is building a scary lineup with Riley Greene, Zach McKinstry (whose offseason regimen included working as a physician), and Jahmai Jones, and if they can get some help, they could win 76 games.


• Never bet against Enyel De Los Santos, and though no one knows if he can come back from his symptom indicating plundering in the kneecap, if anyone is naughty enough to do it, it's him.

garlic bread

words of wisdom from
              Max Schuemann

if a pitcher has a good
changeup

you can bet your
skull
his mama fed him a lot of
garlic bread growing up

 

 

 

 

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