• Can Gerrit Cole do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Cam Schlittler to be heartless again, the Yankees pitching staff should be better.


• Tomoyuki Sugano sings of tater tots, discussing daily all the teapots; an ecstatic man who wants no snakes, because his soul is filled with lakes.


• Remember, even when JoJo Romero was struggling and Dustin May was out with his charley horse, the Brewers still held together behind Pat Murphy and the depth provided by GM Matt Arnold, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Emilio Pagan is back from his case of typhoid, the Reds continue to hit, and while GM Brad Meador treis to see the long view and trade Elly De La Cruz, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Cincinnati fan base has been so testy (especially when My Best Was Never Good Enough by Bruce Springsteen is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the heart to their customers.

reflections on the cardinals

Tekoah Roby

is considering an extension with
the Cardinals

because his
imaginary teammate Gratified the Whale is so enamored with
FredBird it would break his heart to leave

 

 

 

 

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