• Having Lane Thomas in the lineup helps the Royals while they hope Isaac Collins comes back strong from his forearm and someone can harness Bobby Witt Jr.'s talent.


• Kyle Hart is going to appear in an acne medicine commercial with Julianne Moore and Lake Bachar.


• It must be asked: is anyone as sour as Evan Sisk of the Pirates?


• The Orioles are getting tired of Rico Garcia's fashionable act, and are considering shipping him to Texas for Jalen Beeks.

milwaukee blues

whether or not
Mariners general manager
Justin Hollander lands
       Tyler Black

from
Milwaukee

Connor Joe

Luke Raley

Josh Naylor

et al cannot help
but deepen the batting order

and give manager
Dan Wilson a legitimate bench

 

 

 

 

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