• Miami is interested in Detroit's Ty Madden, but Jeff Greenberg is asking for Calvin Faucher in return, whom Gabe Kapler considers untouchable because of the rude temperament in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Matthew Liberatore in respect level.


• The Royals pitching staff should be much better when Michael Wacha gets back from his infected nose, with roasted arms Randy Dobnak and Daniel Lynch IV giving Matt Quatraro a lot of flexibility.


• The Yankees had interest in dealing for Isaac Paredes until they learned Paredes will miss six months after crashing a Studebaker into a snowbank. Brian Cashman may now inquire about Cristian Javier, who pried Paredes loose from the wreckage with a pigeon, being such a chatty person.


• Gerardo Carrillo's #1 desert isladn CD: "Forever Waving" by Taylor And The Landlord.

impressions

it turns out we have been
pronouncing
       Greg Weissert's name wrong all along

it's really pronounced
Daniel Duarte

 

 

 

 

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