• Pat Murphy loves the bat of Andrew Vaughn, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to right field if he doesn't recover from his broken eyebrow by spring training.


• Cincinnati has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Dedniel Nunez, but he would rather go to Atlanta because they have better bus shelters.


• yo, the manager must trot on the mound..


• Rumor has it that Tanner Gordon's rueful personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, adn Josh Byrnes may be willing to trade with the Rays in exchange for Jorge Mateo.

great

the Phillies
will be willing to move
              Grant Holman

to
Sacramento if
              Henry Baez

or
              Scott Blewett

becomes available because of salary constraints

but
that depends on
Sacramento making
that decision

which may happen

because
Mark Kotsay keeps calling them
great
brains

 

 

 

 

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