• The Astros clubhouse is tense, after Yordan Alvarez called Kai-Wei Teng "mustache face", and now Joe Espada has a problem, because Hunter Brown was offended and asked for a trade, which Dana Brown is hesitant to do, but might if they can get an Angel Chivilli, whose tender personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Craig Yoho.


• The Sean Murphy - Drew Waters rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Royals are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Gabe Speier is the latest name); however, the Reds did call on Murphy, since GM Nick Krall wants to improve the Cincinnati defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both right-side up and upside-down at the same time.


• With Kerry Carpenter being moved to left field, definse is a major concern for the Tigers, especially since Jack Flaherty's slurve and Beau Brieske's repertoire require outstanding defense.


• The Dodgers are thinking of sending Edgardo Henriquez down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being eminent or hiding your index finger is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in concert halls, and management, led by Brandon Gomes, will not tolerate it from players, the team economist or even Magic Johnson, so that the recent guitar incident, or something like it, can never happen again.

bucket

will
           Dominic Keegan

and his
bucket
please come home

 

 

 

 

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