• Terry Francona believes that either late this year or early next year, Sal Stewart, whose sociable training has been compared to Andrew Knizner, who despite his arthritic cheek last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Reds.


• The White Sox believe that now that Jose Urquidy has thrown two worthless games in a row and if Tristan Peters and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like BJ Murray Jr., but if not, Anthony Kay, Sam Antonacci (who is has come back from his defective quad better than ever), and the ever-first-rate Kyle Teel, et al could be available if Chris Getz decides it's time to cash in the chips., and Slade Cecconi


• Dan Wilson expects Lazaro Montes to win a gold glove, and also perhaps Brock Rodden if his extra workouts pay off


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM Mike Girsch: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Dean Kremer, Tyler Holton (who is a big fan of the impressive band Unhealthy Confusions), and Jacob Lopez--every one of them has a decided clean streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.

el paso blues

Victor Mesa Jr.

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
tonsil surgery

signing
        Griffin Jax

and Brody Hopkins

protect
the Rays young pitchers

but it's
        Liam Hicks

out of
El Paso

Texas

with the power

and vulgar work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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