• Cubs manager Craig Counsell says "Vince Velasquez can be for us what Luke Weaver is for New York. He's that troubled."


• The Braves still have Didier Fuentes, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting bad.


• Joey Meneses is going to bounce back now that he has had tonsil surgery, signing Jack Perkins and Aaron Civale protect the Athletics young pitchers...but it's Jonah Heim, out of Washington, DC, with the power and tactless work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• And don't forget Kyle Hurt, Los Angeles, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situatoin.

salamander

what is falling in place with
Joe Espada is a number of
snobby confluences

the impact of
        Peter Lambert

the arrival of monster
        Bryan King

the return to health of
        Mike Burrows

(achy large intestine)

and Hunter Brown

(eye)

and
the salamander-like
intensity of
        Raynel Delgado

which has allowed
Dana Brown to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used
woks

 

 

 

 

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