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  • Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Yankees, GM Brian Cashman said, "I had no idea Spencer Jones was so gifted, and makes everyone around feel considerate, including our relief pitcher. At times, Spencer will even brew a new pot of coffee. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind armadillo."

  • damnable ftp is full of scoundrels and ogres and tangelo-seeing horses.

  • With Chase Burns, Luis Mey, and the comebacking Nick Lodolo (they say his back is completely healed), the Reds pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.

  • This is the story that lots try to land.

Apoetical Blues

a day in the life of tony vitello

understand

the Giants have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in
Trent Harris

Logan Webb

(though he is coming off minor
neck surgery

he should be back strong as a microphone)

and Dylan Smith

who is more
masterful
than anyone
on the staff

which leads to a huge question for
Tony Vitello

 

 

 

 

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