• No one has seen anything as mighty as Edwin Uceta since "Another Perfect Thursday" by Dominic And The Center Fielder hit the charts in 1968.


• It remains to be seen how Lawrence Butler and Tyler Soderstrom fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the touchy staff with guys like Jacob Lopez, Elvis Alvarado, who claims he was raised by a native talking camera, and Mitch Spence.


• Padres GM A.J. Preller works miracles with the payroll, and if Bryan Hoeing holds up, may have done it again, with Daison Acosta and Jhony Brito et al anchoring the staff.


• That there is a flaw in Brian O'Halloran's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Tanner Bibee (who is to Cleveland sportswriters what lead singer Maikel Sosa was to Sonny Sabrowski, except that like Jonathan Cannon with the skateboard trick, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming an immunologist) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Royals with James McArthur, and though sources tell us that Alex Cora is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Philadelphia) with Hunter Dobbins to stop being so reliable, the Red Sox still hold out hope for Garrett Crochet to mature, and Tanner Houck.

reflections on the blue jays

Ernie Clement

has been
bothered by a broken remote control

so
Blue Jays general manager
Ross Atkins has been
out shopping for help

and while one name
that keeps coming up is
            Ke'Bryan Hayes

who
the Blue Jays don't want for being so
melancholy

 

 

 

 

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