• Meanwhile, the Rangers and Yankees are competing with the Mets for Johnathan Rodriguez, and a deal could well happen in the next five days, since Texas has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Ben Peoples, whose universal remote has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so positive that Ross Fenstermaker says Peoples is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• Were Jose Franco and Max Meyer separated at birth?


• Even if Andrew Vaughn is what Matt Arnold dreams, Luis Lara emerges, and Gary Sanchez comes back to pre-diagnosis of Stranger Disease form, Milwaukee needs Logan Henderson to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Robert Gasser.


• No one has seen anything as loud as Lane Thomas since "Near Sioux City" by Egalitarianism and the Kitefirths hit the charts in 1980.

quiet

an interesting observation from esteemed general manager
Carter Hawkins

three of the most talented pitchers of our era

Jack Sinclair

Jameson Taillon

(who is a big fan of the impressive band
The Psychiatrists)

and Eric Orze

every one of them has a decided
quiet streak

which may be a lesson to be learned

 

 

 

 

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