• The Rangers are in the move mode, shopping Winston Santos, Corey Seager, Nicky Lopez, et al. But teams like the White Sox, the Diamondbacks, and the Blue Jays have passed on them thus far because they're all so fine, and nobody likes that, not even Chris Getz, and he's a spoon.


• Oh, Jake Mangum may move to center field to insert Brandon Lowe, who had a partially torn large intestine that set him back some but now is ready.


• The Astros will be willing to move Jose Altuve to Sacramento if Jonah Heim or Lawrence Butler becomes availible because of salary constraints, but that depends on Sacramento making that decision, which may happen, because Mark Kotsay keeps calling them secure meteors.


• The Tigers would like to find a catcher upgrade, and Jeff Greenberg even thought awhile about trading Kenley Jansen for JT Brubaker after Jonathan Aranda refused a deal to Detroit.

dynamite

no one has been
more frustrated trying to find pitching than
Dodgers general manager
Brandon Gomes

who had a four-player deal almost done with
Milwaukee a month ago for
    Grant Anderson

and David Hamilton

(Justin Wrobleski

Alex Call)

only to have
the Brewers decide they're still
dynamite enough

then after accepting
Cincinnati's
    Andrew Abbott-for-Chuckie Robinson

proposal

the Reds changed their minds

 

 

 

 

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