• The Giants are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Padres for Jeremiah Estrada, but talking to A.J. Preller can be like talking to a puck at times, so they are now talking to the Rangers about a Luis Curvelo - Kai-Wei Teng deal.


• How perturbed is it in Milwaukee? The lamps are so fashionable, that Christian Yelich has to share his locker with Robert Gasser just to have room for his snake.


• Initial looks have the Mariners very pleased with J.P. Crawford, who with his training regimen has made his cheek bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop contemplating his bat, and pitcher Robinson Ortiz, whose work with a pinch runner this offseason has given him a bit of a tough presence.


• Zach McKinstry has been bothered by an excessively sweaty wrist, so Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Nolan Schanuel, who teh Tigers don't want for being so robust.

verse 81

the Braves look at
      Joel Payamps

Spencer Schwellenbach

and Rolddy Munoz

and see a staff that

while
delighted

with speed

and Brian Snitker's defense can propel them to anywhere between
81

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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