• Song to describe the Astros: Losing a Whole Year by Third Eye Blind.


• Henry Baez's favorite song? "True Trustworthy" by Johnathan And The Baghdad Band.


• The Brewers had interest in dealing for Ildemaro Vargas until they learned Vargas will miss six months after crashing a BMW into a flag pole. Matt Arnold may now inquire about Zac Gallen, who preid Vargas loose from the wreckage with an icicle, being such a robust player.


• The Guardians fired their left fielder when he accidentally gave Tanner Bibee a cheese fondue addiction.

a day in the life of clayton mccullough

Miami manager
Clayton McCullough discovered that
Jack Ralston

was tipping his pitches by
hiding his
stomach
before each pitch

he's been
virtually unhittable since

 

 

 

 

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