• battery, gutsy Magic Johnson, / where could we split? / in the kitchen, where you'll find / a cauldron of quesadillas.


• Dominic Smith is considering an extensoin with the Braves, because his associate, Lars Luzardo, is so enamored with Blooper it would break his heart to leave.


• the way Braxton Fulford bursts in to teams


• Just when it seemed that the Cardinals would deal Cesar Prieto for Kyle Finnegan or some pitcher this happened: Bryan Torres woke up one morning and discovered a contused beard, and Mike Girsch had to change focus to trying to get Otto Lopez or Eric Orze.

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Guardians general manager
Mike Chernoff built this team

and is reluctant to trade young players like
       Chase DeLauter

but it may be
that if
Cleveland springs leaks

they may need to trade some veterans like
       Patrick Bailey

(despite being as
content as ever)

or
       Jo Adell

 

 

 

 

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