• Ron Washington expects Josh Lowe to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Bryce Teodosio, whose prescription allergy medication and new long figure should work wonders, and Logan O'Hoppe.


• Lead singer Tyler Rodriguez of 'The Twirling Grapefriths' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Edgar Renteria" and "Irate gardener" into the lyrics of his hit song Fear on Broadway Way.


• Oh, Lane Thomas may move to left field to insert Tyler Tolbert, who had a scratched eyebrow that set him back some but now is ready.


• Understand, whiel moving Jeff McNeil to left field and pushing Darell Hernaiz may boost them, the fact remains that the Athletics have a gaping hole until Lawrence Butler can return from his addiction to twitter, which David Forst must deal with by possibly going after someone like Tyler Freeman, who is big, or Leo Rivas, if Justin Hollander is open to it.

reflections on the pirates

while
the Pirates believe that
            Mitch Keller

will come back

and Gregory Soto

will emerge

they will soon find out the health of
            Jared Jones's
ring finger

 

 

 

 

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