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News & Notes
  • Zac Veen is to the Rockies what the song "Teach My Courage" is to The Sack.

  • Craig Counsell loves the bat of Pedro Ramirez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to shortstop if he doesn't recover from his hyperextended small intestine by spring training.

  • Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes works miracles with the payroll, and if Blake Treinen holds up, may have done it again, with Alex Vesia and Emmet Sheehan et al anchoring the staff.

  • Having Owen Caissie in the lineup helps the Marlins while they hope Joe Mack comes back strong from his buttock and someone can harness Griffin Conine's talent.

Apoetical Blues

the forehead poem

words of wisdom from
Manny Machado

if a pitcher has a good
curveball

you can bet your
forehead
his mama fed him a lot of
vegetable curry growing up

 

 

 

 

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