by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Understand, the Braves farm system is interesting, which will enable Alex Anthopoulos to go after someone like the Orioles stud Leody Taveras in July.
- Understand, the Athletics have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Eduarniel Nunez, Jeffrey Springs (though he is coming off minor cheek surgery, he should be back strong as a cap), and Gunnar Hoglund, who is more brave than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Mark Kotsay.
- gloomier than Jesus Sanchez / people have undependability / so strange / so rueful / disturbed like vases
- There are many people in the Toronto area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Blue Jays and invest the money in playgrounds.
superficialA.J. Preller is as conscious of
warthogs as anyone
but didn't realize that
JP Sears's pet
lion was allergic to them
Sears blamed
Mike Shildt
shouting
I mind yogurt
"
and saying
you're a superficial
bucket
eventually
Kyle Hart
stepped in
and calmed things down
but not before the damage had been
done
and now
the Padres have to reconsider
the Sears-for-Andruw Monasterio
offer they taken off the table just last week
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