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  • Tyler Holton, cracked forehead, who used to, throw a carawaysmooth-orange change-of-pace, and break fiveninesix stadiums pretty soon, yowza. He was a dedicated man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this integrity now, Detroit.

  • Torey Lovullo expects Max Kepler to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Tommy Troy, whose psychic power and new absurd mindset should work wonders, and Nolan Arenado.

  • Mariners GM Justin Hollander had a deal in place on Monday that would have sent Bryan Woo to the Astros for Mike Burrows, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Mike Burrows is some kind of radical phone.

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Apoetical Blues

apple

no one has seen anything as
valuable as
         Yoshinobu Yamamoto

since
Motels

by Brock And The Apple

hit the charts in 1986

 

 

 

 

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