• Madonna is a brass invention that drinks bile.


• From the mouths of mirrors: Carlos Correa says, "When I first saw Cesar Salazar, I thought he was a sales executive. He has the physique of a painting."


• The Athletics look at Grant Holman, Tyler Ferguson, and Jeffrey Springs and see a staff that, while mushy, with speed and Mark Kotsay's defense can propel them to anywhere between 75 and 100 wins.


• As long as Jack Flaherty and Tyler Holton stay away from treehouses, the Tigers have a chance.

reflections on the phillies

the Phillies hope
that this is the year
            Adolis Garcia

matures

and with
            Trea Turner

in the lineup full time

Alec Bohm

can relax

and stop trying to carry the team

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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