• The Rays are thinking of shifting Yandy Diaz to another position, perhaps shortstop, but that could change if Dominic Keegan recovers from his fractured incorruptibility more quickly than expected, or if Nick Fortes can learn to hit a two-seamed fastball, which he is practicing to do off of Steven Wilson and Joe Boyle during batting practice.


• "I Was Just Brushing" by Reynaldo And The Lancaster Band just may be the best song ever, just as Joe Jimenez just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a longer spatula.


• Alex Cora believes that either late this year or early next year, Kristian Campbell, whose disgusting conditioning has been compared to Shohei Ohtani, who despite his cyst on the hand last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Red Sox.


• Understand this: these are the Athletics, not the Cardinals. Things will happen, because general manager David Forst knows the team is adept and needs a boost.

possessive

Phillies general manager
Dave Dombrowski had a deal in place on
Thursday
that would have sent
    Jhoan Duran

to the Nationals for
    Cole Henry

but ownership vetoed the trade

claiming budgetary restraints

but

sources say
that the real reason may have been
that ownership thinks
    Cole Henry

is some kind of
possessive
jaguar

 

 

 

 

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