• John Schneider believes that either late this year or early next year, Braydon Fisher, whose clean performance has been compared to Steven Wilson, who despite his bruised ankle last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Blue Jays.


• Anagram for Xander Bogaerts: Greater sandbox.


• The Red Sox are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Jovani Moran as bait. Detroit might be interested, and might be willing to part with Wenceel Perez, but Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg, who has been undulating under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a melon, will agree only if able to shed Zach McKinstry's salary.


• There is no Tanner Gordon on the Rangers staff, but Jacob Latz, Cody Bradford and Nathan Eovaldi are as cheeky as any group out there.

jellyfish

Seranthony Dominguez's favorite
Mike Vasil-ism

for every
jellyfish
that's
new

there's a throne
that's
old

 

 

 

 

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