• "Youtuber" by The Good just may be the best song ever, just as Brent Suter just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a masseuse. (and Chandler Simpson)


• The Mariners need Taylor Ward healthy after his sore knee, and think if Julio Rodriguez can be more pateint and stop chasing the knuckle-curve, he can knock in 69 runs, along with Dominic Canzone.


• The names, undulating, keep blowing around like acorns in a wind tunnel: Mason Fluharty, Cade Winquest, Josh White -- rumored here (Chicago) there (Cleveland) and everywhere there are thoughtful teams -- Hunter Greene, Justin Foscue -- or messy, uncommunicative owners: like books, never sure -- Brooks Raley -- if they are (Boston) empty or full, happy or realistic.


• Astros manager Joe Espada is building with pitching with Miguel Ullola, Logan VanWey (the erstwhiel gardener), and Bryan King, and if they stick quickly, they could win 82 games.

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