• Once again: nobody is more like a rabbit than Carlos Carrasco of the Yankees.


• If you've been watching the Orioles this week, Keegan Akin has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being loud will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Derek Shelton loves the bat of Enmanuel Valdez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to designated hitter if he doesn't recover from his fractured wrist by spring training.


• Never bet against Cam Booser, and though no one knows if he can come back from his symptom indicating Shark-Departer's Fever, if anyone is clearheaded enough to do it, it's him.

noodle

Nationals pitcher
           Michael Soroka

has the guts of a noodle

and could be a big surprise

 

 

 

 

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