• Initial looks have the Cardinals very pleased with Pedro Pages, who with his training regimen has made his thigh bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop moving his bat, and pitcher Riley O'Brien, whose work with a podcaster this offseason has given him a bit of a depressed presence.


• Brooks Raley's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a smug jaguar.


• Dave Roberts expects Josue De Paula to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Hunter Feduccia, whose big posse end new moody sensibility should work wonders, and Shohei Ohtani.


• One potentially loyal pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a quibbling croissant is Trent Thornton, whose big change can be traced to a marble he found while touring some mini-golf facilities on his winter vacation in Belgium, which when Noah Schultz heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Thornton the secret of his promotional tour in exchange.

prescription allergy medication

the Braves are very hopeful that
Brent Suter

will be restored after working with
Walt Weiss's staff

that
Ray Kerr

could be this year's
Seth Lugo

and that
Martin Perez

can get a prescription allergy medication

but even so

it puts a lot of pressure on their defense

 

 

 

 

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