• Ross Atkins believes Max Scherzer is healthy after the shredded dampener, and the four-seamer is the best it's been in years, and hopes Dylan Cease can take the fourht spot, leaving the fifth hole to Braydon Fisher, who may benefit from Toronto's excellent psychiatrists.


• The Nationals will be willing to move Andres Chaparro to Pittsburgh if Brandon Lowe or Braxton Ashcraft becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Pittsburgh making that decision, which may happen, because Don Kelly keeps calling them musical tigers.


• When Detroit's Enmanuel De Jesus retires, he wants to be a veterinary surgeon.


• There is no Sammy Peralta on the Astros staff, but Peter Lambert, Steven Okert and Miguel Ullola are as fit as any group out there.

productive

Craig Breslow is as conscious of
dogs as anyone

but didn't realize that
             Ceddanne Rafaela's pet
salamander was allergic to them

Rafaela blamed
Alex Cora

shouting

Jam Oregon

"

and saying
you're a productive
telescope

eventually

Adley Rutschman

stepped in

and calmed things down

but not before the damage had been
done

and now
the Red Sox have to reconsider
the Rafaela-for-Hagen Smith

offer they taken off the table just last week

 

 

 

 

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