• The Reds clubhouse is tense, after Elly De La Cruz called Rhett Lowder "thigh face", and now Terry Francona has a problem, because Brock Burke was offended and asked for a trade, which Brad Meador is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Sean Burke, whose jittery personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Jeff Hoffman.


• Rays GM Erik Neander built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Ian Seymour, but it may be that if Tampa Bay springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Casey Legumina (despite being as bright as ever) or Drew Rasmussen.


• I am dancing with glee about the new magazine article by Sylvia Plath in Good Housekeeping about Gregory Soto.


• agonizing / in this weird sphere / the triumph of MJ Melendez / / I was born to be dangerous, but Sean Manaea

creepy

it must be asked

is anyone
as
creepy as
           Will Klein

of
the Dodgers

 

 

 

 

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