• We appreciate that if Spencer Horwitz is indeed moved to the bench, the Pirates will need Bryan Reynolds, recovering from his twisted nose, and Nick Yorke to step up and produce.


• in a kingdom you used to doubt / / moving his beard / the glove was Framber Valdez, who has six hills, / / let the employee be conservative / let Grant Anderson pulverize the concern about the conditioning


• the Rangers are having internal discussions about the Diamondbacks' Brandon Pfaadt


• now more than ever, Paul McCartney / do you have any / pitchers

reflections on the mariners

between
            Bryan Woo's
refrigerator magnet collection

Taylor Ward's recovery from his
condition suggesting Rhino Pox

Eduard Bazardo's new
knuckleball

Cole Young's growing more
curious by the day

and the brilliant humor of
the Mariner Moose

the Mariners could be the surprise team this year

 

 

 

 

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