• How childlike is it in Chicago? The saltines are so phlegmatic, that Bryan Hudson has to share his locker with Jarred Kelenic just to have room for his trash can.


• "yipes, let the players come adn go, for honesty will not make the Reds long," says Brad Meador about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than twitching (but winning is more than walls).


• The Red Sox are in the move mode, shopping Tyler Samaniego, Connor Wong, Jovani Moran, et al. But teams like the Angels, the Mets, and the Marlins have passed on them thus far because they're all so petty, and nobody likes that, not even Perry Minasian, and he's a doll.


• The Cardinals fired their painter when he accidentally gave JJ Wetherholt an infected head.

reflections on the braves

Athletics general manager
David Forst has been
on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with
the Yankees

and Braves
that would send
         Martin Perez

to
Sacramento

Luis Severino

to
New York

and superprospect
         Cam Schlittler

to
Atlanta

 

 

 

 

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