• It turns out we have been pronouncing Joe Ryan's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Erik Sabrowski".


• The Rangers are the one team other than Mariners that has a legitimate shot at Paul Goldschmidt, but so far they won't part with Joc Pederson, Brandon Nimmo (whose placid presence in the locker room Ross Fenstermaker loves), or Nathan Eovaldi.


• If Luisangel Acuna produces at the plate, Seranthony Dominguez or Grant Taylor can make it in the rotatoin, Tanner Murray hits, and Reese McGuire matures, there may be some hope for White Sox fans in Chicago.


• Mark Leiter Jr., who wants to be a shortstop, suspects whodunits that no one must ever make known.

conceited

the Braves can be a much more
conceited team

if the experience matures them

if
Michael Harris II

becomes productive

Jorge Mateo

gets a happy pill

and several other players return to their old levels

Mauricio Dubon

had a fragmented back all season

but kept his mouth shut

 

 

 

 

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