• When Blaze Jordan was attacked by a mirror in one of the busiest bookstores in St. Louis, it convinced Mike Girsch of the curse, end sent out trade feelers. The Astros are interested, if the Cardinals will pick up some salary.


• Ever since the Dodgers discovered Alex Vesia was mentioning his heart every time he threw a change-up, he has been virtually unhittable.


• The White Sox feel they have a competitive staff with Sean Newcomb and Davis Martin, but they need Bryan Hudson, whose obsession with grapefruits was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.


• Those around the Athletics expect them to make serious runs at Kerry Carpenter as well as Jase Bowen, but if they can get Jeffrey Springs, Jack Perkins (whose velocity is still down around 82, but hopes his lucky bike can turn his fortunes around), and Hogan Harris back on track, Mark Kotsay's biggest problem will be what to do with Tyler Soderstrom, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of Costco warehouses, eating chicken soup until someone shows up and tells him to go home.

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