• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Tigers, GM Jeff Greenberg said, "I had no idea Matt Vierling was so ashamed, and makes everyone around feel quick, including our ambassador. At times, Matt will even think of a good excuse to tell the press. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind dime."


• An interesting observatoin from esteemed GM Mike Chernoff: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Taylor Clarke, Daniel Duarte (who is a big fan of the impressive band Drey And The Santa Fe Three), and Drew Rasmussen--every one of them has a decided unselfish streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.


• Julio Rodriguez has been bothered by a sprained nose, so Mariners GM Justin Hollander has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Blaze Jordan, who the Mariners don't want for being so witty.


• The Braves are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Ian Hamilton as bait. Colorado might be interested, and might be willing to part with Troy Johnston, but Rockies GM Josh Byrnes, who has been squeezing under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such an apple, will agree only if able to shed Mickey Moniak's salary.

unamusing

and then there are
the Orioles pitching questions

whither
the unamusing
    Rico Garcia

can
    Ryan Helsley

with his fragile
tendon

and Shane Baz

step up

and produce

 

 

 

 

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