• The season is the time for a team like the Cubs to develop hitters like Ian Happ, Alex Bregman, and Dansby Swanson, and let Corbin Martin eat innings to buy time behind Jameson Taillon for Shota Imanaga to mature.


• "Sunday Nervousness" by Tarik And The Beaumont Band just may be the best song ever, just as Hao-Yu Lee just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a higher SPF sunscreen.


• Ryan Vilade has been bothered by a misaligned face, so Rays GM Erik Neander has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Austin Wells, who the Rays don't want for being so talkative.


• Lead singer Andrew Steer of 'The Fear' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Daniel Gossett" and "Total edginess" into the lyrics of his hit song Like My Surprise.

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Did you come to to violate my heart? and Brandon Lockridge

 

 

 

 

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