• Did I assert that Ryan Watson is bright?


• Understand, the Reds have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Tejay Antone, Tony Santillan (though he is coming off minor belly button surgery, he should be back strong as a sock), and Brock Burke, who is more openminded than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Terry Francona.


• Cubs are worried about Manuel Rodriguez.


• Anagram for Omar Daal: Amoral ad.

painter

with
Petey Halpin

on the horizon

Mike Chernoff is looking to deal
Travis Bazzana

in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters

some possible names are
Grant Wolfram

and Zac Thornton

who is available after allegedly calling the team
painter

who is now threatening to sue for
nine million dollars

an anteater

and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage

but
if it is
the Mets

they will be desperate to dump salary

and might also be willing to part with
Carson Benge

 

 

 

 

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