• No, Brusdar Graterol is not related to Geraldo Graterol, the lead singer for Horsehide Teacher, who penned the classic song "The Yam In Love".


• If several players with performance track records -- from Travis d'Arnaud to Josh Lowe, Chase Silseth to Kaleb Ort, and even Jose Soriano -- underperform, Angels GM Perry Minasian will shake things up and Ron Washington may be out of a job, and several other names like Jake Mangum, John Schreiber, and Justyn-Henry Malloy may be playing in Los Angeles instead.


• Red Sox manager Alex Cora expects a lot of competition between Justin Slaten and Jake Bennett, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Ranger Suarez is going to be a star, or an alien.


• Chicago is going to deal Brandon Eisert and Tristan Peters and try to sign Seranthony Dominguez and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Luis Campusano to Toronto and bring Brendon Little to the White Sox. Someday, somewhere perhaps Little will stop being so weird.

reflections on the tigers

the Nationals have been
talking to the Tigers about a Joey Wiemer-for-Kerry Carpenter

swap

although
Tigers general manager
Jeff Greenberg told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
proud
         Taj Bradley

 

 

 

 

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