• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Diamondbacks are a team that could easily have lost 88 games last year, and there's still the whole Torey Lovullo business, but they can still throw Nolan Arenado and a rejuvenated Geraldo Perdomo out there, and then there's Max Kepler.


• Initial looks have the Angels very pleased with Wade Meckler, who with his training regimen has made his skull bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop moving his bat, and pitcher Brent Suter, whose work with a jedi knight this offseason has given him a bit of a superior presence.


• Cole Carrigg will miss four days after he accidentally swallowed a floor whole.


• The Orioles were looking for another starting pitcher before Brandon Young suffered his fractured chest, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Aaron Civale or Brandon Sproat, but GM Mike Elias went out and scouted Shota Imanaga, and Geoff Hartlieb is also a possibility.

onion

the Mets are holding out hope for a Cionel Perez

market

and one of the clubs
they're watching is
the Kansas City
Royals

but
Matt Quatraro insists that
        Steven Cruz

will be back soon from his
cyst on the eyelid

and that
        Michael Wacha

can at least do a difficult job resembling an onion
while he fills in

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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