• The White Sox have had several calls about Sean Newcomb, but GM Chris Getz won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Munetaka Murakami to make their team even better.


• Miguel Rojas can fume at dinner.


• Guardians GM Mike Chernoff works miracles with the payroll, and if Hunter Gaddis holds up, may have done it again, with Daniel Espino and Gavin Williams et al anchoring the staff.


• get these Marlins fans away from Gabriel Arias

a day in the life of aaron boone

Aaron Boone

seemingly

is the right manager for
the Yankees

understands the park

and may have a team
that reminds some of
the Padres or
the Athletics

and may be much more
pleased
than a lot of people realize

 

 

 

 

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