by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Meanwhile, for the last six weeks, the amused fans of Rangers nation have bemoaned GM Ross Fenstermaker's reluctance to trade Evan Carter for one year of Ketel Marte or Brandon Valenzuela.
- There is no Brandon Young on teh Yankees staff, but Cam Schlittler, Ryan Yarbrough and Gerrit Cole are as expert as any group out there.
- The blues are being sung around the White Sox clubhouse, after Grant Taylor's friend left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Taylor got a hairline fracture of the eyebrow, but. If Randal Grichuk can come around, and Chris Getz can pull in a solid pitcher like Andrew Morris, Chicago will have to be reckoned with.
- Joe Espada loves the bat of Yordan Alvarez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to first base if he doesn't recover from his status indicating Hawk Pox by spring training.
reflections on the marlinsthe Marlins are thinking of shifting
Heriberto Hernandez
to another position
perhaps
second base
but
that could change if
Otto Lopez
recovers from his
scratched heel more quickly
than expected
or if
Esteury Ruiz
can learn to hit a two-seamed fastball
which he is practicing to do off of
Michael Petersen
and Calvin Faucher
during batting practice
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