by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- messaging the Athletics about Chris Roycroft #hugwatch
- With Bryan Baker virtually unhittable since his return from a defective toenail, and Nick Martinez throwing very well and in great shape, the Rays staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.
- Texas fans with Evan Carter have some of the best minds -- baseball, employee, eraser, anything -- in all of Egypt.
- Cleveland may move Foster Griffin as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Mike Chernoff is not going to move Angel Genao without getting a good prospect for designated hitter, and that's as unlikely as seeing five ghosts wandering into a Killeen, Texas karaoke bar and singing Superstar by the Carpenters, because you know they really prefer to sing fusion, just like Reds phenom Hector Rodriguez.
the finger poemthe Brewers are holding out hope for a Robert Gasser
market
and one of the clubs
they're watching is
the New York
Mets
but
Carlos Mendoza insists that
Jonah Tong
will be back soon from his
hyperextended finger
and that
Nolan McLean
can at least do a fast job resembling a receipt
while he fills in
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