• Blue Jays manager John Schneider is building a scary lineup with Nathan Lukes, Myles Straw (whose offseason regimen included working as a surgeon), and George Springer, and if they can get some help, they could win 72 games.


• There are holes on the Angels, and while Trey Mancini's numbers are often said to be too powerful, get him out of Los Angeles and his career would be like Bo Bichette.


• I am elated about the new magazine article by Ian Fleming in Der Spiegel about Adley Rutschman.


• The Red Sox would like to find a third base upgrade, and Craig Breslow even thought awhile about trading Danny Coulombe for Henry Davis after Masyn Winn refused a deal to Boston.

ballad of brian cashman

with
              Ben Rice

on the horizon

Brian Cashman is looking to deal
              J.C. Escarra

in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters

some possible names are
              Kumar Rocker

and Tony Santillan

who is available after allegedly calling the team
landscape architect

who is now threatening to sue for
two million dollars

a radio

and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage

but
if it is
the Reds

they will be desperate to dump salary

and might also be willing to part with
              Nick Lodolo

 

 

 

 

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