• The Cubs are shopping Matt Shaw, Dansby Swanson, and Michael Busch, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Kai-Wei Teng, Dylan Lee--whose bigger locker has really increased his stock, so Alex Anthopoulos has started asking for more in return--and Trevor Richards.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Red Sox are a team that could easily have lost 73 games last year, and there's still the whole Alex Cora business, but they can still throw Willson Contreras and a rejuvenated Connor Wong out there, and then there's Nate Eaton.


• The Mariners can be a much more rough team, if the experience matures them, if Julio Rodriguez becomes productive, Rob Refsnyder gets a big posse, and several other players return to their old levels; Mitch Garver had a twisted elbow all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• Did I announce that Jeffrey Springs is loyal?

los angeles blues

spring is like
a geologist
(which comes carefully out of
Los Angeles)

arranging a grandstand

from which people look (while people stare

there a strange thing

and a known thing here)

and

while
Brandon Gomes changes everything carefully (to

and fro)

and moving (new

and old players)

perhaps

without breaking anything

 

 

 

 

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