• The Braves would like to acquire Tommy White, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored collard green incident, is the reason Jim Jarvis could become available.


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM J.J. Picollo: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Jose Soriano, Shane Drohan (who is a big fan of the impressive band The Chaotic Beetle), and Erik Miller--every one of them has a decided wild streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.


• Orion Kerkering is to the Phillies what the song "Tuesday Nervousness" is to The Heroic Luzardo.


• Ahoy! Ye Pirates be continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Cubs for Jake Woodford, but talking to Carter Hawkins can be like talking to a jewel at times, so me hearties be now talking to ye Dodgers about a Yoshinobu Yamamoto - Braxton Ashcraft deal.

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