• The White Sox payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Brenton Doyle (if someone will take his salary) or Luis Castillo (if they can convince someone his sore forearm is healed), and giving Chase Meidroth an opportunity.


• That window looks like Andrew Pinckney.


• The Mariners look at Bryce Miller, Andres Munoz, and Kade Anderson and see a staff that, while aggressive, with speed and Dan Wilson's defense can propel them to anywhere between 75 and 100 wins.


• Because Twins star Alex Jackson's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his ruptured index finger, Jeremy Zoll can look to trade Kaelen Culpepper to try to improve their tight pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Mark Manfredi, who is now back after the freak incident with the mountain, or Eduardo Rodriguez.

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