• There are four vampires I haven't seen, and I am champing at the bit for them.


• Cardinals GM Mike Girsch has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Royals and Rangers that would send Wyatt Langford to St. Louis, Matt Svanson to Kansas City, and superprospect Luinder Avila to Texas.


• Someone broke into the Dodgers locker room and stole Alex Vesia's corncobs. Dalton Rushing suspects it was the team custodial engineer, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Chuckie Robinson did pick up a nice ceramic piano for just $74.


• A.J. Hinch believes that either late this year or early next year, Drew Sommers, whose happy conditioning has been compared to Drew Romo, who despite his chipped index finger last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Tigers.

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