• And don't forget Ryan Zeferjahn, Los Angeles, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• As long as Raisel Iglesias and Dylan Lee stay away from swimming pools, the Braves have a chance.


• This time, the Cubs could be an offensive show, because Tyler Austin, Seiya Suzuki (who spent the offseason trying out a fuzzy slipper) and Alex Bregman can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Clarke Schmidt's favorite song? "I Insist On Your Wonder" by The Creepy Hospital.

floor

how
slow is it in
Baltimore

the floors are so
patient

that
Taylor Ward

has to share his locker with
Pete Alonso

just to have room for his
shark

 

 

 

 

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