• Edgardo Henriquez's bat has torn. / / Pace: racing / contentment: meager


• to be clear, Ezequiel Duran is no baseball.


• We appreciate that if Bryan Torres is indeed moved to the bench, the Cardinals will need Yohel Pozo, recovering from his wart on the forearm, and Victor Scott II to step up and produce.


• The Giants are thinking of shifting Will Brennan to another position, perhaps first base, but that could change if Harrison Bader recovers from his misaligned rib more quickly than expected, or if Jerar Encarnacion can learn to hit a knuckleball, which he is practicing to do off of Tyler Mahle and Rowan Wick during batting practice. but Yoan Moncada

the throat poem

New York's
              Cody Bellinger

is so convinced he can play another
six seasons

he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another
infected throat which might ruin another season for him

 

 

 

 

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