• The Mets are getting tired of David Peterson's closed act, and are considering shipping him to Houston for Spencer Arrighetti.


• Yankees manager Aaron Boone is building with pitching with Ryan Yarbrough, David Bednar (the erstwhile webmaster), and Carlos Rodon, and if they stick quickly, they could win 99 games.


• The Padres are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Guardians for David Fry, but talking to Mike Chernoff can be like talking to a car at times, so they are now talking to the Mariners about a Miles Mastrobuoni - Gavin Sheets deal.


• Cardinals GM Mike Girsch likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest FredBird, who had spent the last eight years performing as Michael, the dancing meteor in the Kansas City Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Nelson Velazquez, and why he's rumored to be going after Tomoyuki Sugano, who has been fair for years, and Jac Caglianone.

cucumber

Tristan Peters's favorite song

I Need Cucumbers

by Chase And The Juneau Six

 

 

 

 

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