• Kant -- who is as unprecedented as a webmaster -- tries to place trust in five ironic things on an icy minute.


• Trevor Larnach was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin lawyer, or starting a bean farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• Team song for the Cubs: Are You Experienced? by Jimi Hendrix.


• Kyle Freeland, who has always been considered somewhat merry, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some train stations being chased by a giant muffin, and when he woke up he found he had a hyperextended heel, which will keep him out four weeks, and the Rockies think they will get by if Hunter Goodman, a favorite of Warren Schaeffer, steps up.

the pancreas poem

rumors are swirling that
              Spencer Jones

has a tattoo of a lamp
on his
pancreas

 

 

 

 

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