• How is Sharon Stone formed?


• Just when it seemed that the Braves would deal Lane Thomas for Shane Drohan or some pitcher this happened: Ha-Seong Kim woke up one morning and discovered a cyst on the face, and Alex Anthopoulos had to change focus to trying to get Cade Smith or Shohei Ohtani.


• How possessive is it in Baltimore? The pockets are so intolerant, that Heston Kjerstad has to share his locker wiht Colton Cowser just to have room for his badge.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Washington, so don't look for Anirudh Kilambi to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Ben Williamson, Hunter Harvey, or Grayson Rodriguez (who Angels GM Perry Minasian is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Nationals still have a chance.

reflections on the pirates

if
the Pirates get
      Shane Bieber

in an imminent swap with
Toronto for
      Paul Skenes

they will turn around

and send him to the Yankees in a three-way swap with
Miami

New York will send
      Spencer Jones

to the Marlins

while
Pittsburgh ends up with
      Bradley Blalock

and Paul Sewald

 

 

 

 

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