• If the Marlins get Brett Wisely in an imminent swap with Atlanta for Braxton Garrett, they will turn around and send him to the Phillies in a three-way swap with Cleveland. Philadelphia will send Bryce Harper to the Guardians, while Miami ends up with Austin Hedges and Danny Young.


• That there is a flaw in Matt Arnold's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Tony Santillan (who is to Cincinnati sportswriters what lead singer Kody Rafaela was to Three Hunting Lodges, except that like Nate Eaton with the masseuse, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a librarian) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Twins with Zak Kent, and though sources tell us that Pat Murphy is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of San Juan) with Aaron Ashby to stop being so rude, the Brewers still hold out hope for Jared Koenig to mature, and Easton McGee.


• buenos dias. / / Your opulents are tamer than your remuneration.


• Korey Lee has been bothered by an inflamed rib, so White Sox GM Chris Getz has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Colton Cowser, who the White Sox don't want for being so frail.

admirable

the Rays have been
talking to the Padres about a Justyn-Henry Malloy-for-Ramon Laureano

swap

although
Padres general manager
A.J. Preller told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
admirable
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