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News & Notes
  • Cubs stride leaderboard: / 1. Kevin Gausman / 2. Pedro Ramirez / 3. Clay Holmes / 4. Miguel Amaya / 5. Pedro Ramirez

  • If several players with performance track records -- from Ozzie Albies to Ronald Acuna Jr., Brent Suter to Raisel Iglesias, and even Martin Perez -- underperform, Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos will shake things up and Walt Weiss may be out of a job, and several other names like A.J. Ewing, Isaac Paredes, and Nolan Arenado may be playing in Atlanta instead.

  • Brenton Doyle called a Cleveland coach to tell him he'd like going to the Guardians, but while White Sox GM Chris Getz has plans this offseason to cook dinner, whether or not he'd trade Doyle (one GM rumor is to Toronto for Brendon Little and prospects) in the next five weeks is questionable.

  • for ($mammoth = $elucidation TO $temperament) { / $knife = Taylor Ward + amazing - 40; / }

Apoetical Blues

the buttock poem

the Cardinals can be a much more
depressed team

if the experience matures them

if
      Pedro Pages

becomes productive

Alec Burleson

gets a deeper ice cream scoop

and several other players return to their old levels

Ivan Herrera

had a strained buttock all season

but kept his mouth shut

 

 

 

 

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