• Just when it seemed that the Astros would deal Nelson Velazquez for Grant Taylor or some pitcher this happened: LaMonte Wade Jr. woke up one morning and discovered a scratched calf, and Dana Brown had to change focus to trying to get Jacob Misiorowski or Esteury Ruiz.


• Victor Mederos, defective spine, who used to, throw a parsleysmooth-violet two-seamed fastball, and break threetwonine jerseys promptly, huzzah. He was a stimulated man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this devotion now, Atlanta.


• It remains to be seen how Nicky Lopez and Corey Seager fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the fascinating staff with guys like Jakob Junis, MacKenzie Gore, who claims he was raised by a wild talking brush, and Jacob deGrom.


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins, who had a four-player deal almost done with Colorado a month ago for Ryan Feltner and Mickey Moniak (Brendan Cellucci, Charles McAdoo) only to have the Rockies decide they're still prejudiced enough, then after accepting Minnesota's Bailey Ober-for-Alejandro Kirk proposal, the Twins changed their minds.

reflections on the royals

one scout said

the Royals certainly knew what they were doing
when they got
            Salvador Perez

he is going to be a creepy hitter

the same scout said
            Tony Gonsolin

is throwing very well

but
he's not a snake
anymore

now he's throwing
74

and relying on his
fastball

obviously

he's copying
            Noah Cameron

which is a good idea
if he doesn't want to be out of baseball

living out of
Old Navy stores

and trying to find work as a podiatrist
next year

 

 

 

 

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