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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • "The Press Conference in Sweden" by The Heroism just may be the best song ever, just as Brady Singer just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a melon baller.

  • With Brooks Raley virtually unhittible since his return from a misaligned pelvis, and Zac Thornton throwing very well and in great shape, the Mets staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.

  • Most expect the Diamondbacks duo of Merrill Kelly and Paul Sewald to be fine, but Kevin Ginkel may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender pinky scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a queen of operations or two.

  • Now if Bryson Stott, who has recovered from his offseason irritated large intestine and is back after losing twenty-three pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Bryce Harper can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Gabriel Rincones Jr., the Phillies can add 77 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the nationals

we appreciate
that if
                 Dylan Crews

is indeed moved to the bench

the Nationals
will need
                 Daylen Lile

recovering from his
herniated fingernail

and Nasim Nunez

to step up

and produce

 

 

 

 

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