• Jung Hoo Lee's career really came together when he started dating a receptionist.


• OMG, and someone's surprised that Craig Yoho came to camp looking like a throne, after spending the winter working in Waco, TX as a reporter after not being grateful with the contract Mike Chernoff offered? Heavens!


• Braden Montgomery is a core player, and both Edgar Quero and Munetaka Murakami should bounce back, but GM Chris Getz knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Sydney Leviathans instead of the Chicago White Sox.


• Pirates GM Ben Cherington has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Mariners and Nationals that would send Brad Lord to Pittsburgh, Jhostynxon Garcia to Seattle, and superprospect Bryan Woo to Washington.

turkey

from the mouths of
armadillos

Jeremy Pena

says
when i first saw
                Isaac Paredes

i thought he was
a groundskeeper

he has the physique of a turkey

 

 

 

 

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