• Reds menager Terry Francona thinks P.J. Higgins could play right field, but Brad Meador feels that the ideal job for Higgins might really be auditor.


• With Brad Keller virtually unhittable since his return from an irritated tendon, and Tim Mayza throwing very well and in great shape, the Phillies staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• The Nationals insist that Foster Griffin's chipped toe is not serious, and he'll be availabel this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Paxton Schultz and Mitchell Parker.


• With the expected development of Walker Buehler and Ramon Laureano, the Viagra contract of Adrian Morejon, better health of Yuki Matsui, and with Gavin Sheets protecting Ty France in the lineup, the Padres, under the garbage leadership of Craig Stammen, should be better and deeper.

eau claire blues

Orlando Arcia

is a core player

and both
                 Ryan Kreidler

and Tristan Gray

should bounce back

but general manager
Jeremy Zoll knows
that the rest of the lineup hits like
they play for
the Eau Claire Conduits instead of
the Minnesota
Twins

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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