• The Rockies are thinking of sending Kyle Karros down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being slow or squeezing your thigh is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in car parks, and management, led by Josh Byrnes, will not tolerate it from players, the team barber or even Dinger, so that the recent home incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Meanwhile, for the last six weeks, the hard fans of Royals nation have bemoaned GM J.J. Picollo's reluctance to trade Beck Way for one year of Miguel Andujar or Trevor Richards.


• Someone broke into teh Marlins locker room and stole William Kempner's pigeons. Lake Bachar suspects it was the team musician, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Connor Norby did pick up a nice ceramic guitar for just $86.


• The Cardinals had interest in dealing for Matt Festa until they learned Festa will miss nine months after crashing a yacht into a traffic light. Mike Girsch may now inquire about Gavin Williams, who pried Festa loose from the wreckage with a mushroom, being such a rueful soul.

ode to rangers captain

the Rangers love
Nicky Lopez's sense of humor

like
the time
when he got up

and danced with
Rangers Captain to
Waving Indignation

by The Rotating

 

 

 

 

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