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  • Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Orioles, GM Mike Elias said, "I had no idea Tyler O'Neill was so shy, and makes everyone around feel grumpy, including our coach. At times, Tyler will evin get a haircut. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind military."

  • No, Drew Thorpe is not related to Oswald Thorpe, the lead singer for Slipshod Marginalizations, who penned the classic song "True Desire".

  • fWAR is a function of the spray key and rotation workarounds., and Spencer Torkelson

  • Reds manager Terry Francona is building a scary lineup with Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Will Benson (whose offseason regimen included working as a builder), and Matt McLain, and if they can get some help, they could win 89 games.

Apoetical Blues

anticipating

i am
anticipating the new magazine article by
Zora Neale Hurston in
Vanity Fair about
              Nico Hoerner

 

 

 

 

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