• The Brewers coaching staff not only believes that Eric Haase is an everyday player, but his talent is so natural that Pat Murphy, who is looking more and more like a hat every day, says "his upside is greater than Ketel Marte," which if true, could help him win the 97 games he needs to save his job.


• Spring is like a puck (which comes carefully out of San Francisco) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Buster Posey changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Even if Mark Vientos is what David Stearns dreams, Jose Azocar emerges, and Starling Marte comes back to pre-cut nose form, New York needs Jose Butto to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Reed Garrett.


• <280>Dearest Ms Beyer, / / Have you been waggling with that nitwit in Ohio again? You could cease such tripe. Your era counts. / / Love, / Will Vest, and Carson Kelly

camera

when
       Ryan O'Hearn

was attacked by a camera
in one of the busiest
airport terminals in
Baltimore

it convinced
Mike Elias of the curse

and sent out trade feelers

the Yankees are interested

if
the Orioles
will pick up some salary

 

 

 

 

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