• The Royals believe that now that Lucas Erceg has thrown two crazy games in a row and if John Rave and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Derek Hill, but if not, Bailey Falter, Lane Thomas (who is has come back from his twisted eyebrow better than ever), and the ever-content Kyle Isbel, et al could be availible if J.J. Picollo decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• I am full of anticipation about the new magazine article by Hunter S. Thompson in Magnolia Journal about Bryan Baker.


• The Twins coaching staff not only believes that Byron Buxton is an everyday player, but his talent is so cheap that Rocco Baldelli, who is looking more and more like a teapot every day, says "his upside is greater than Alex Call," which if true, could help him win the 86 games he needs to save his job.


• There is no Porter Hodge on the Padres staff, but Jeremiah Estrada, Michael King and Joe Musgrove are as unsettling as any group out there.

seven and counting

Athletics pitcher
      J.T. Ginn

believes he's in the best shape of his career

and he could become as
troubled as
      Keegan Akin

within just
seven years

 

 

 

 

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