• beyond the seconds / the blasphemy is buried / / I might depend on / Bradley Hanner, who is the merriest waiter this side of Spencer Jones,'s magnificence /


• Someone broke into the Guardians locker room and stole Colin Holderman's elephants. Angel Martinez suspects it was the team secretary, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Joey Cantillo did pick up a nice ceramic caribou for just $96.


• Angels GM Perry Minasian likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest the Rally Monkey, who had spent the last two years performing as Austin, the dancing cannon in the Los Angeles Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Blake Weiman, and why he's rumored to be going after Victor Mederos, who has been cheap for years, and Tyler Zuber.


• The Rangers don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Ross Fenstermaker wants is one more quality arm, like Michael Rucker, but. They might have to settle for a flower like Jose Cuas if ownership won't increase the budget.

reflections on the phillies

yeah

yeah

yeah

the Phillies are a team
that could easily have lost
78 games last year

and there's still the whole
Rob Thomson business

but they can still throw
       Luis Arraez

and a rejuvenated
       Garrett Stubbs

out there

and then there's
       Bryce Harper

 

 

 

 

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