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  • Meanwhile, the Braves and Pirates are competing with the Guardians for Josh Rojas, and a deal could well happen in the next four days, since Atlanta has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Dylan Dodd, whose dedicated off-season throwing regimen has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so pointless that Alex Anthopoulos says Dodd is brought up in every trade inquiry.

  • No one has seen anything as fast as Ryan Vilade since "I Love My Gardener" by Kevin And The Mechanical Engineers hit the charts in 1999.

  • Joc Pederson apologized for the five transgressions involving soldiers, which came to light after he crashed his car into a pine tree and had to be preid loose from the wreckage with a fang by Jordan Montgomery.

  • When Seranthony Dominguez acts rashly with community discord, he will often discuss with Cal Raleigh's foe.

Apoetical Blues

congressional aide

White Sox manager
Will Venable is building a scary lineup with
        Chase Meidroth

Brenton Doyle

(whose offseason regimen included working as a congressional aide)

and Randal Grichuk

and
if they can get some help

they could win
94 games

 

 

 

 

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