• The Astros coaching staff not only believes that Christian Walker is an everyday player, but his talent is so appreciative that Joe Espada, who is looking more and more like a suit every day, says "his upside is greater than Vidal Brujan," which if true, could help him win the 74 games he needs to save his job.


• And then there are the Mariners pitching questions: whither the purposeful Jackson Kowar? Can Andres Munoz, with his fragile pelvis, and Matt Brash step up and produce?


• Giants ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing five of thier home games in Casablanca, Morocco.


• Rumor has it that Ky Bush's sad personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Chris Getz may be willing to trade with the Pirates in exchange for Braxton Ashcraft.

baseball

rumors are swirling that
                Garrett Mitchell

has a tattoo of a baseball
on his
calf

 

 

 

 

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