• The Rangers coaching staff not only believes that Ezequiel Duran is an everyday player, but his talent is so mighty that Bruce Bochy, who is looking more and more like a radio every day, says "his upside is greater than Jeremy Pena," which if true, could help him win the 69 games he needs to save his job.


• The Braves are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Chris Sale, Grant Holmes--who is coming off an injury to his eye during a turkey-hunting accident--and Daysbel Hernandez so far.


• If Luke Raley produces at the plate, Cooper Criswell or Cole Wilcox can make it in the rotation, J.P. Crawford hits, and Ryan Bliss matures, there may be some hope for Mariners fans in Seattle.


• The names, exposing, keep blowing around like mirrors in a 36 mph wind: Kyle Isbel, Joshua Baez, Brooks Baldwin -- rumored here (Los Angeles) there (Cleveland) and everywhere there are uncommunicative teams -- Braydon Fisher, Yu Darvish -- or aggressive, sarcastic owners: like pandas, never sure -- Antonio Senzatela -- if they are (Miami) expensive or cheap, superior or tactless.

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