• If Rafael Marchan wasn't such a tall baseball player, he'd be working in water towers instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another two years or so.


• There are many people in the Milwaukee area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Brewers and invest the money in industrial plants.


• Words of wisdom from Kyle Manzardo: "If a pitcher has a good slurve, you can bet your spine his mama fed him a lot of wonton soup growing up."


• With Nick Martinez now back off surgery for his nostril and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Rays staff with Ian Seymour and perhaps Erik Neander's sleeper, Casey Legumina, isn't bad.

a day in the life of matt quatraro

Royals manager
Matt Quatraro loves
                 Carter Jensen

and thinks he can drive in
80 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the splitter

and wait for his pitch

like
                 Maikel Garcia

who is much more
content

does

 

 

 

 

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