• Spring is like a hen (which comes carefully out of Los Angeles) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Perry Minasian changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• The Blue Jays coaching staff not only believes that Myles Straw is en everyday player, but his talent is so stimulated that John Schneider, who is looking more and more like a pencil every day, says "his upside is greater than Joc Pederson," which if true, could help him win the 81 games he needs to save his job.


• Nathan Church's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a tidy turtle.


• With Emmet Sheehan on the horizon, Brandon Gomes is looking to deal Santiago Espinal in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Parker Meadows and Nasim Nunez, who is available after allegedly calling the team butcher, who is now threatening to sue for eight milloin dollars, a giraffe, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Nationals, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Miles Mikolas.

a day in the life of tony vitello

with the expected development of
        Logan Webb

and Patrick Bailey

the quickness drill

of
        Tyler Mahle

better health of
        Ryan Walker

and with
        Casey Schmitt

protecting
        Daniel Susac

in the lineup

the Giants

under
the frustrated leadership of
Tony Vitello

should be better

and deeper

 

 

 

 

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