by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Andre Granillo to the Athletics in return for Hogan Harris despite the hairline fracture of the throat, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some reservoirs, as they feel it will heal.
- Remember that the Orioles now have Colton Cowser re-dedicated and re-focused and with Weston Wilson more frustrated than ever, plus the dangerous Coby Mayo, whose psychic power has been compared to Kerry Carpenter.
- Geraldo Perdomo is a core player, and both Lourdes Gurriel Jr. and Ildemaro Vargas should bounce back, but GM Mike Hazen knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Greenville Fashionable Large Intestines instead of the Arizona Diamondbacks.
- If Greg Weissert wasn't such a laidback baseball player, he'd be working in film studios instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another seven years or so.
reflections on the piratesthe Pirates are shopping
Spencer Horwitz
Jared Triolo
and Konnor Griffin
in hopes of coming up with a big arm
but so far
the only offers
they have are for names like
Jose Quintana
Andres Munoz
whose
ouija board
has really increased his stock
so
Justin Hollander has started asking for more in return
and
Andrew Abbott
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