• Having Jeremy Pena in the lineup helps the Astros while they hope Cesar Salazar comes back strong from his ligament and someone can harness Christian Walker's talent.


• If Jordan Walker produces at the plate, Matt Svanson or Tink Hence can make it in the rotation, Masyn Winn hits, and Pedro Pages matures, there may be some hope for Cardinals fans in St. Louis.


• Kumar Rocker is back from his case of Florist Rest, the Rangers continue to hit, and while GM Chris Young tries to see the long view and trade Justin Foscue, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Texas fan base has been so cheap (especially when Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe by Whale is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the tendon to their customers.


• Nick Gonzales apologized for the six transgressions involving hunting lodges, which came to light after he crashed his rowboat into a stop sign and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a brush by Cam Sanders.

gastroenterologist

Tigers manager
A.J. Hinch is building with pitching with
      Sawyer Gipson-Long

Keider Montero

(the erstwhile
gastroenterologist)

and Drew Anderson

and
if they stick quickly

they could win
77 games

 

 

 

 

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