• Will Matt Svanson and his shark please come home?


• With Gunnar Henderson on the horizon, Mike Elias is looking to deal Pete Alonso in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possable names are Manny Machado and Daulton Varsho, who is available after allegedly calling the team systems administrator, who is now threatening to sue for seven million dollars, a shoe, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Blue Jays, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Eric Lauer.


• Elly De La CruzVQQQQQQQ jrocking chair


• The Braves just need Sean Murphy to improve on his attrition rate over last year, and get Jurickson Profar to get back to normal after his case of vertigo, and Brian Snitker can have a prickly lineup, if Ronald Acuna Jr., who has had trouble hitting the changeup in the past, can come along.

verse 81

someone broke into the Tigers locker room

and stole
             Drew Anderson's
scarecrows

Reese Olson

suspects it was the team
agent

and although they had no luck finding it being sold on eBay

Jace Jung

did pick up a nice ceramic
home
for just $81

 

 

 

 

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