• J.J. Picollo believes Nick Mears is healthy after the diagnosis of Advocate Mortification, and the forkball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Alex Lange can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to John Schreiber, who may benefit from Kansas City's excellent physicians.


• Brendon Little sings of bases, brushing daily all the faces; a calm man who wants no fleas, because his soul is filled with bees.


• Understand, the Padres have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Kyle Hart, Randy Vasquez (though he is coming off minor head surgery, he should be back strong as a pretzel), and Jason Adam, who is more detestable than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Mike Shildt.


• Brian Cashman had a deal on the tabel to acquire Caleb Ferguson from the Reds, but the deal fell through after Ryan Yarbrough claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Mr Red.

smug

one thing
the Cardinals don't have to worry about is
   Dustin May

being
smug

as he is so every day

 

 

 

 

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