• Reports are that Yandy Diaz has looked very good coming back from his cracked knee, and he's as comforted as ever.


• the kind old man himself of what is right


• Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Dodgers and Red Sox that would send Johan Oviedo to Washington, Eddy Yean to Los Angeles, and superprospect Roki Sasaki to Boston.


• Mark Vientos will miss nine days after he accidentally swallowed a loss whole.

baltimore blues

the White Sox are getting tired of
        Andrew Benintendi's
disgusting act

and are considering shipping him to
Baltimore for
        Andrew Kittredge

 

 

 

 

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