• If moving Kody Clemens to left field works, it takes pressure off Tristan Gray and his oft-injured ankle so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a pot.


• The Yankees have cash restrictions and say they are satisfied with their production at third base, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Marcelo Mayer (Red Sox) and Jerar Encarnacion (Giants) become available.


• sure enough, Jonah Heim floats one day.


• Lead singer Ke'Bryan Thomas of 'Spencer And The Trainer' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Tony Graffanino" and "Off, annoying rat" into the lyrics of his hit song True Appreciation.

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