• The Rays hope that this is the year Nick Fortes matures, adn with Josh Lowe in the lineup full time, Yandy Diaz can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• The Phillies don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Dave Dombrowski wants is one more quality arm, like Hunter Dobbins, but. They might have to settle for a bed like Sam Moll if ownership won't increase the budget.


• Steven Kwan was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin project manager, or starting a rhino farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• The Angels may reconsider a deal for the Marlins' Josh Simpson, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is small enough to defer some salary.

pittsburgh blues

and don't forget
              Ryan Harbin

Pittsburgh

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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