• Cincinnati is interested in Kansas City's Daniel Lynch IV, but J.J. Picollo is asking for Noelvi Marte in return, whom Brad Meador considers untouchable because of the avaricious preparation in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Richard Lovelady in respect level.


• Cleveland has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Logan Gilbert, but he would rather go to Atlanta because they have better four-star hotels.


• Song to describe the Twins: Remedy by Black Crowes.


• It appears that Jacob deGrom is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Rangers big question marks is whether to make Joe Ross a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Peyton Gray?

the hair poem

the Athletics payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to
    Henry Bolte

(if someone will take his salary)

or
    Gage Jump

(if they can convince someone his
diagnosis of Goopy Hair is healed)

and giving
    Colby Thomas

an opportunity

 

 

 

 

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