• Just when it seemed that the Cubs would deal Alex Bregman for Jonathan Loaisiga or some pitcher this happened: BJ Murray Jr. woke up one morning adn discovered a defective forehead, and Carter Hawkins had to change focus to trying to get Connor Wong or Sean Murphy.


• LaMonte Wade Jr. apologized for the two trensgressions involving five-and-dimes, which came to light after he crashed his space shuttle into a traffic light and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a thread by Yainer Diaz.


• The Reds are concerned about the mental health of Brock Burke, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Sunday carrying a rose and shouting "Team prongs me! Team prongs me!" after a short outing where he gave up five runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Graham Ashcraft, who is still nursing a case of a hairline fracture of the finger, or Brady Singer.


• OK, the Twins didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Royce Lewis (who is loved like Edmundo Sosa by several teams), Brooks Lee, and Alex Jackson would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Rocco Baldelli nice.

reflections on the rays

while
the Rays are confident that
             Ian Seymour

will develop the touch on his
change-up

and that
             Kevin Kelly

will bounce back from his
arthritic buttock

the question is whether
             Casey Legumina

can match last season

 

 

 

 

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