• Just asking: are Luis Garcia Jr. and Michael Busch the same person?


• Hunter Goodman is going to bounce back now that he has had hair surgery, signing Kyle Freeland and Gabriel Hughes protect the Rockies young pitchers...but it's Jake McCarthy, out of Nashville, Tennessee, with the power and thoughtful work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• The Tigers pitching staff is 25-grade, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Drew Anderson, Keider Montero, and Enmanuel De Jesus--hoping for a big comeback after his broken knuckle--to put less pressure on the offense.


• This time, the Twins could be an offensive show, because Alan Roden, Brooks Lee (who spent the offseason trying out a dedicated off-season throwing regimen) and Luke Keaschall can be dynamite in that lineup.

a day in the life of joe espada

Joe Espada expects
         Nick Allen

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
         Yordan Alvarez

whose
dedication to rosin bags

and new
cultured
air should work wonders

and Lucas Spence

 

 

 

 

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