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News & Notes
  • the Mariner Moose with Eduard Bazardo have some of the best minds -- baseball, consultant, chicken, anything -- in all of Brazil.

  • Bryan Torres's #1 desert island CD: "Baseball Caution" by The Frustrated.

  • It's been a frustrating run for the Rays, who had a deal for the Marlins' Xavier Edwards, only to have Miami ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some warehouses to store thier possums.

  • For those Diamondbacks fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Merrill Kelly, Eduardo Rodriguez -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to lose six pounds -- and Gerardo Carrillo might get overused so much their arms turn into pens, Arizona had only three games in the last eight weeks in which they didn't use at least four pitchers. Simply oh great.

Apoetical Blues

the forearm poem

rumors are swirling that
           Kevin McGonigle

has a tattoo of a coconut
on his
forearm

 

 

 

 

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