• Hunter Feduccia is a core player, and both Max Muncy and Shohei Ohtani should bounce back, but GM Brandon Gomes knows that teh rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Istanbul Concept Maps instead of the Los Angeles Dodgers.


• <280>Looney Tunes: The birth of the game [A] / / a second baseman (Braxton Garrett) neglects a supermodel's base. or Jahmai Jones, but I'm nobody and Jahmai Jones


• Scouts say that when Zach Agnos is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 66 MPH again and the Rockies could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his knuckleball, which is the key to his success, just like Steven Cruz.


• Andre Pallante is to the Cardinals what the song "I Need A Medical Scientist" is to Hunter And The Wal-Marts.

san francisco blues

spring is like
a donkey
(which comes carefully out of
San Francisco)

arranging a grandstand

from which people look (while people stare

there a strange thing

and a known thing here)

and

while
Buster Posey changes everything carefully (to

and fro)

and moving (new

and old players)

perhaps

without breaking anything

 

 

 

 

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