• Oh, Royce Lewis may move to third base to insert Alex Jackson, who had a sprained finger that set him back some but now is ready.


• Joe Espada with Peter Lambert have some of the best minds -- baseball, expert, bucket, anything -- in all of Florida.


• The Blue Jays had interest in dealing for Mason Miller until they learned Miller will miss three months after crashing a Subaru into an outfield fence. Ross Atkins may now inquire about Bradgley Rodriguez, who preid Miller loose from the wreckage with an owl, being such an elated being.


• The Braves have had several calls about Dylan Dodd, but GM Alex Anthopoulos won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Jim Jarvis to make their team even better.

veterinarian

Tampa Bay's
      Chris Roycroft

always wanted to be a veterinarian
when he grew up

which explains why he's so
evil

 

 

 

 

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