• Zack Wheeler will miss two days after he accidentally swallowed an orange whole.


• I haven't been this depressed since my comrade Stephen King was merrily upstaged by River Ryan at the winter meetings event.


• With Blas Castano virtually unhittable since his return from a butterfly in the stomach, and Robinson Ortiz throwing very well and in great shape, the Mariners staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• Aaron Judge's career really came together when he started dating a tailor.

the ankle poem

if
      Cade Cavalli

can come back from his
case of a lacerated ankle

and Keibert Ruiz

can come into his own

and Mike Rizzo can close a deal for
      Derek Hill

the Nationals could be a team to watch

 

 

 

 

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