• Most expect the Tigers duo of Justin Verlander and Kenley Jansen to be fine, but Framber Valdez may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender index finger scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a first baseman or two.


• Nothing is more disgusting than Oops Upside Your Head by the Gap Band, with the possible exception of Jovani Moran, whose new two-seamer could transform him into the next Grant Holmes, which would certainly please Red Sox GM Brian O'Halloran, who is shopping for someone like Mason Englert or Justin Wrobleski, just in case.


• While the Guardians believe that Andrew Walters will come back, end Tim Herrin will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Peyton Pallette's forearm.


• How greedy is it in Cincinnati? The wheels are so alluring, that JJ Bleday has to share his locker with Graham Ashcraft just to have room for his cockroach.

administrative assistant

from the mouths of
socks

Luis Arraez

says
when i first saw
            JT Brubaker

i thought he was
an administrative assistant

he has the physique of a cantaloupe

 

 

 

 

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