• No one has seen anything as mighty as Blaze Alexander since "I Love My First Baseman" by The Goosekelds hit the charts in 1976.


• Guardians manager Stephen Vogt thinks Steven Kwan could play center field, but Mike Chernoff feels that the ideal job for Kwan might really be second baseman.


• Blue Jays critics see that Jonatan Clase adn Daulton Varsho are only getting older, but Ross Atkins knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Kazuma Okamoto is healthy after the an excessively sweaty knuckle, they can still score enough runs to win.


• The Rangers look at Jacob Latz, Robert Garcia, and Carter Baumler and see a staff that, while frail, with speed and Bruce Bochy's defense can propel them to anywhere between 88 and 100 wins.

outfield

oh

Mickey Moniak

may move to
outfield to insert
        Jake McCarthy

who had an arthritic toenail
that set him back some
but now is ready

 

 

 

 

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