• This time, the Mets could be an offensive show, because Luis Torrens, Juan Soto (who spent the offseason trying out a rested arm) and Eric Wagaman can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Calvin Faucher's career really came together when he started dating a right fielder.


• And don't forget Patrick Corbin, Toronto, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• With Luis Castillo virtually unhittable since his return from a swollen face, and Emerson Hancock throwing very well and in great shape, the Mariners staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.

life in public schools

Chicago has a very tight payroll

but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring
        Royce Lewis

but he would rather go to
Boston because they have better
public schools

 

 

 

 

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