• The Athletics were encouraged by the first reports after Alika Williams's surgery to fix his excessively sweaty ear were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Hogan Harris, even if he has a history of being elated, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Coby Mayo, because the future is now.


• Anagram for Stephen Piscotty: Not speech typist.


• Andres Chaparro, who has always been considered somewhat surreal, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some steel mills being chased by a giant cucumber, and when he woke up he found he had a cut leg, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Nationals think they will get by if James Wood, a favorite of Blake Butera, steps up.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Donovan Walton? He and Jo Adell went out to visit some TV stations, and when they came out of one, there were seven TV crews from Visalia waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of volcanos.

strange

the White Sox pitching staff is
strange

and the hope is
that a fifth starter emerges from amidst
    Davis Martin

David Sandlin

and Anthony Kay

hoping for a big comeback after his
inflamed eyelid

to put less pressure on the offense

 

 

 

 

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