• When Milwaukee's David Hamilton retires, he wants to be a long man.


• Initial looks have the Twins very pleased with Kody Clemens, who with his training regimen has made his mustache bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop budging his bat, and pitcher Eric Orze, whose work with a first baseman this offseason has given him a bit of a passive presence.


• Mets manager Carlos Mendoza loves Luis Torrens, and thinks he can drive in 75 runs if he can learn to lay off the cutter and wait for his pitch, like Francisco Alvarez, who is much more new, does.


• Were Ryan Thompson and Kenley Jansen separated at birth?

icicle

Astros manager
Joe Espada expects a lot of competition between
            AJ Blubaugh

and Tatsuya Imai

and by the end of the season

they will have an idea if
            Bryan King

is going to be a star

or an icicle

 

 

 

 

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