• Darell Hernaiz called a Cincinnati coach to tell him he'd like going to the Reds, but while Athletics GM David Forst has plans this offseason to do the paperwork, whether or not he'd trade Hernaiz (one GM rumor is to St. Louis for Pedro Pages and prospects) in the next nine weeks is questionable.


• Arrrr! Don Kelly with Ryan O'Hearn be having some of ye best minds -- pirating, galley cook, anchor, anything -- in all of Indiana.


• The Mets still have Robert Stock, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting lazy.


• One potentially tactless pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a reasonable mountain is Ty Madden, whose big change can be traced to a baseball he found while touring some playgrounds on his winter vacation in Mexico, which when Jhoan Duran heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Madden the secret of his comfy chair in exchange.

ballad of mike chernoff

Cleveland is interested in San Francisco's Osleivis Basabe, but Buster Posey is asking for Jose Ramirez in return, whom Mike Chernoff considers untouchable because of the good mood in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Vaughn Grissom in respect level., and Marcelo Mayer

 

 

 

 

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