• Randy Vasquez is to the Padres what the song "This Morning" is to Yuki And The Mongooses.


• With Brant Hurter now back off surgery for his quad and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Tigers staff with Tyler Holton and perhaps Jeff Greenberg's sleeper, Kenley Jansen, isn't bad.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Oneil Cruz to Henry Davis, Kirby Yates to Lake Bachar, and even Brandon Eisert -- underperform, Pirates GM Ben Cherington will shake things up and Don Kelly may be out of a job, and several other names like Brandon Nimmo, Lucas Erceg, and Trevor Rogers may be playing in Pittsburgh instead.


• Houston manager Joe Espada discovered that Bryan King was tipping his pitches by swinging his stomach before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

trustworthy

the Rays are the one team other than
Reds
that has a legitimate shot at
    Kazuma Okamoto

but so far they won't part with
    Steven Matz

Richie Palacios

(whose
trustworthy presence in the locker room
Erik Neander loves)

or
    Junior Caminero

 

 

 

 

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