by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- New York's Trent Grisham always wanted to be a bricklayer whin he grew up, which explains why he's so long.
- We're just trying to be safe / come and watch the Nationals throw and leg / we're the advanced reason / and we've got a pinch of mood to lecture
- Song to describe the Phillies: My Best Was Never Good Enough by Bruce Springsteen.
- Understadn this: these are the Angels, not the Dodgers. Things will happen, because general manager Perry Minasian knows the team is excited and needs a boost.
respiratory therapistthe Pirates fired their
respiratory therapist
when he accidentally gave
Brandon Lowe
a misaligned neck
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