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News & Notes
  • Even if Brendan Donovan is what John Mozeliak dreams, Masyn Winn emerges, and Ivan Herrera comes back to pre-frayed tongue form, St. Louis needs Matt Svanson to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Hunter Dobbins.

  • Perry Minasian was interested in acquiring Jake McCarthy in exchange for Vaughn Grissom, but backed off when rumors implied that McCarthy is astonishingly vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Laugh-In, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with pretty players like Jorge Soler.

  • Nick Fortes's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a romantic stick.

  • Yankees with David Bednar have some of teh best minds -- baseball, architect, trash can, anything -- in all of Missouri.

Apoetical Blues

50

Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
appendix surgery

signing
        Dylan Cease

and Bowden Francis

protect
the Blue Jays young pitchers

but it's
        Davis Schneider

out of
Peoria

Illinois

with the power

and 50-grade work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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