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News & Notes
  • Cardinals pitcher Andre Pallante believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as strange as Jakob Junis within just three years.

  • the Diamondbacks are talking to the Astros about a deal, where Roddery Munoz for Cristian Mena is the framework.

  • No song better describes Kerry Carpenter than "Seals in the Office" by The Unusual Guy.

  • Anagram for Kyle Seager: Geeky laser.

Apoetical Blues

ballad of mike chernoff

because
Guardians star
      Steven Kwan's bat has been
coming along

and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his
condition suggesting cookworms in the wrist

Mike Chernoff can look to trade
      Johnathan Rodriguez
to try to improve their
neat pitching staff

by acquiring someone like
      Yerry De los Santos

who is now back after the freak incident with
the cable

or
      Stephen Kolek

 

 

 

 

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