• "Look into your work ethic. What do you see?" / / the Tigers should be shallow. / Jacob Waguespack is deep. / trees have a slack will.


• Pat Murphy, seemingly, is the right manager for the Brewers, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Pirates or the Cardinals, and may be much more irritated than a lot of people realize.


• If Rhett Lowder wasn't such a purposeful baseball player, he'd be working in swimming pools instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another five years or so.


• There was a lot of groaning in the Rays front office when Bryan Baker got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the hot yorkshire pudding they had for dinner didn't agree with them.

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did i
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              Orlando Ribalta

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