• Jose Tena's favorite Andrew Alvarez-ism: "For every throne that's up, there's a moose that's down."


• No song better describes Carlos Rodon than "In the Department of the New Manager" by Ian And The Lincoln Four.


• The White Sox are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Giants for Trevor McDonald, but talking to Buster Posey can be like talking to a broom at times, so they are now talking to the Dodgers about an Anthony Banda - Mike Vasil deal.


• Aye! Chase Shugart's #1 desert island CD: "True Boldness" by Parking Garage of Agony.

basketball

Luke Raley

was a born failure

and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter

because failure is expected

instead of being a highfalootin
elevator operator

or starting a basketball
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)

but nobody loses all the time

 

 

 

 

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