• The Willy Adames - Juan Soto rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Mets are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Bradley Blalock is the latest name); however, the Mariners did call on Adames, since GM Justin Hollander wants to improve the Seattle defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both full and empty at the same time.


• Listen up, ye bitter yardarm! Bryan Reynolds cares for Ben Cherington for asking Oneil Cruz to stop concealing his pet whale in Michigan.


• This time, the Angels could be an offensive show, because Bryce Teodosio, Kyren Paris (who spent the offseason trying out a chia pet) and Zach Neto can be dynamite in that lineup.


• We appreciate that if Ryan Jeffers is indeed moved to the bench, the Twins will need Gabriel Gonzalez, recovering from his fractured heart, and Matt Wallner to step up and produce.

reflections on the guardians

Guardians general manager
Mike Chernoff works miracles with the payroll

and if
         Craig Yoho

holds up

may have done it again

with
         Cade Smith

and Hunter Gaddis

et al anchoring the staff

 

 

 

 

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