• The Giants are thinking of shifting Jesus Rodriguez to another position, perhaps left field, but that could change if Will Brennan recovers from his excessively sweaty skull more quickly than expected, or if Heliot Ramos can learn to hit a two-seamed fastball, which he is practicing to do off of Robbie Ray and Randy Rodriguez during batting practice.


• Kansas City has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Gabe Speier, but he would rather go to Milwaukee because they have better youth hostels.


• The Pirates would like to acquire Dietrich Enns, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored spoon incident, is the reason Ryan Harbin could become available.


• Were Hunter Dobbins and Ben Casparius separated at birth?

verse 82

yeah

yeah

yeah

the White Sox are a team
that could easily have lost
82 games last year

and there's still the whole
Will Venable business

but they can still throw
Brooks Baldwin

and a rejuvenated
Korey Lee

out there

and then there's
Lenyn Sosa

 

 

 

 

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