• The Cubs just need Matt Shaw to improve on his launch angle over last year, and get Pete Crow-Armstrong to get back to normal after his defective face, and Craig Counsell can have an irritated lineup, if Michael Conforto, who has had trouble hitting the cut fastball in the past, can come along.


• And don't forget Yoshinobu Yamamoto, Los Angeles, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• The Astros hope that this is the year Jeremy Pena matures, and with Raynel Delgado in the lineup full time, Isaac Paredes can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Milwaukee menager Pat Murphy discovered that Brandon Sproat was tipping his pitches by twirling his wrist before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

knuckle-curve

while
the Nationals are confident that
Zack Littell

will develop the touch on his
knuckle-curve

and that
Miles Mikolas

will bounce back from his
infected heel

the question is whether
Orlando Ribalta

can match last season

 

 

 

 

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