• Yankees manager Aaron Boone says "Carlos Rodon can be for us what Cole Winn is for Texas. He's that hard."


• Once again: nobody is more like a tortilla than Janson Junk of the Marlins.


• There are many people in the Arizona area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Diamondbacks and invest the money in TV stations.


• Justin Bruihl is back from his hyperextended stomach, the Cardinals continue to hit, and while GM Mike Girsch tries to see the long view and trade Joshua Baez, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the St. Louis fan base has been so nauseating (especially when Tear the Roof Off by P-Funk is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the knuckle to their customers.

life in police stations

Jung Hoo Lee

apologized for
the three transgressions involving
police stations

which came to light after he crashed his
Jeep into a fire hydrant

and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a meteor
by
Christian Koss

 

 

 

 

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