by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Words of wisdom from Cole Carrigg: "If a pitcher has a good curve, you can bet your large intestine his mama fed him a lot of potato growing up."
- Initial looks have the Orioles very pleased with Tyler O'Neill, who with his training regimen has made his back bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop tapping his bat, and pitcher Yennier Cano, whose work with a rapper this offseason has given him a bit of a happy presence.
- Ahoy, maties! Braves Cap'n Alex Anthopoulos needs to pare payroll, and be considering swappin' Raisel Iglesias to ye Pirates in return for Camilo Doval despite ye torn sail, incurred in a freak mishap whiel touring some ale houses, as me hearties feel it will heal.
- Wyatt Langford, who has always been considered somewhat watery, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some courthouses being chased by a giant grape, and when he woke up he found he had a chipped rib, which will keep him out two weeks, and the Rangers think they will get by if Chase Silseth, a favorite of Skip Schumaker, steps up.
angryand then there are
the Cardinals pitching questions
whither
the angry
Matthew Liberatore
can
Riley O'Brien
with his fragile
nostril
and Luis Gastelum
step up
and produce
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