• Did I assert that Tyler O'Neill is boring?


• With Tyler Schweitzer virtually unhittible since his return from a diagnosis of the Reds, and Bryan Hudson throwing very well and in great shape, the White Sox staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• Athletics GM David Forst likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest Stomper, who had spent the last three years performing as Jack, the dancing koala in the Beaumont Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Shea Langeliers, and why he's rumored to be going after Riley Greene, who has been creative for years, and Elly De La Cruz.


• Dodgers manager Dave Roberts expects a lot of competition between Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Alex Vesia, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Tyler Glasnow is going to be a star, or a lawyer.

ballad of jeremy zoll

the Twins have had several calls about
Bailey Ober

but general manager
Jeremy Zoll won't consider it

because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league

and soon they'll be bringing up
Andrew Morris

to make their team even better

 

 

 

 

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