• The Orioles payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Colton Cowser (if someone will take his salary) or Yennier Cano (if they can convince someone his achy heel is healed), and giving Jackson Holliday an opportunity.


• something something Hao-Yu Lee something something icicle.


• With David Bednar, Gerrit Cole, and the comebacking Ryan Weathers (they say his head is completely healed), the Yankees pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• If Cade Cavalli wasn't such a hungry baseball player, he'd be working in motels instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another five years or so.

reflections on the diamondbacks

the Diamondbacks were looking for another starting pitcher before
              Jonathan Loaisiga

suffered his
case of the Hot Pinks

and now they may need two

they likely don't have enough to get
              Michael King

or
              Spencer Miles

but general manager
Mike Hazen went out

and scouted
              Jose Soriano

and Adrian Morejon

is also a possibility

 

 

 

 

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