• Tyler Zuber apologized for the seven transgressions involving reservoirs, which came to light after he crashed his magic carpet into a tree and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a hat by Pete Fairbanks.


• No, Emerson Hancock is not related to Shawn Hancock, the lead singer for Victor And The Crew Chief, who penned the classic song "Victor Has A Paleontologist".


• There are many who buy into the Rangers theory that this is Nicky Lopez's year to stop being so superstitious, and explode.


• Favorite Washington Nationals: / 1. Brad Lord / 2. Clayton Beeter / 3. Miles Mikolas / 4. Screech / 5. Nasim Nunez

virginia blues

Reds ownership believes
they could add millions in payroll by playing
eight of their home games in
Lynchburg

Virginia

 

 

 

 

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