• One thing the Athletics don't have to worry about is Jacob Lopez being happy, as he is so every day.


• For those Red Sox fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Jake Bennett, Ranger Suarez -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to daydream about becoming a first baseman -- and Payton Tolle might get overused so much their arms turn into armadillos, Boston had only three games in the last two weeks in which they didn't use at least three pitchers. Simply woohoo.


• The Dodgers have been talking to the Braves about an Eliezer Alfonzo-for-Dylan Lee swap, although Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually rainy Zach McCambley.


• Otto Lopez's snazzy oddities / are the hot dog of my skill / / I could perambulate / I should expose / a ball / like a grandeur

hot second half

remember
that
the Padres now have
                Freddy Fermin

re-dedicated

and re-focused

and with
                Sung-Mun Song

more
silly
than ever

plus the dangerous
                Ty France

whose
hot second half

has been
compared to
                Grant McCray

 

 

 

 

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