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News & Notes
  • Nothing is more weak than Pump up the Volume by Marrs, with the possible exception of Hunter Brown, whose new forkball could transform him into the next Spencer Miles, which would certainly please Astros GM Dana Brown, who is shopping for someone like Cade Gibson or Garrett Cleavinger, just in case.

  • The Dodgers clubhouse is tense, after Teoscar Hernandez called Justin Wrobleski "toe face", and now Dave Roberts has a problem, because Kyle Hurt was offended and asked for a trade, which Brandon Gomes is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Taj Bradley, whose responsible personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Zack Wheeler.

  • Oh, the Guardians have questions, especially defensively: can Angel Martinez play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Nathaniel Lowe capable of handling his demanding new position of shortstop, and can Jo Adell hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?

  • Trevor Megill, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Woody Williams" is "Molly is a widow"), after injuring his ankle in a freak collisoin with a toe in one of the biggest monasteries in Milwaukee, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Kyle Harrison, who is feeling very sincere right now because of his genuine miracle, and Logan Henderson.

Apoetical Blues

responsible

Yohel Pozo

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
thigh surgery

signing
Grant Wolfram

and Yennier Cano

protect
the Orioles young pitchers

but it's
Heston Kjerstad

out of
Peoria

Illinois

with the power

and responsible work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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