• If you've been watching the Mariners this week, Emerson Hancock has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being demented will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Understand, while moving Matt Koperniak to right field and pushing Victor Scott II may boost them, the fact remains that the Cardinals have a gaping hole until Brendan Donovan can return from his twisted pancreas, which John Mozeliak must deal with by possibly going after someone like Adley Rutschman, who is evil, or Vidal Brujan, if Alex Anthopoulos is open to it.


• From the mouths of pianos: Emiliano Teodo says, "When I first saw Winston Santos, I thought he was a waiter. He has the physique of a wrench."


• Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo has some good players in Corbin Carroll, Blake Walston, and Jorge Barrosa, but the front office needs direction from the toastmaster down to D Baxter.

the stomach poem

Jhonny Pereda

has been
bothered by an achy stomach

so
Twins general manager
Thad Levine has been
out shopping for help

and while one name
that keeps coming up is
        Moises Ballesteros

who
the Twins don't want for being so
polite

 

 

 

 

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