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News & Notes
  • The Nationals have had several calls about Jake Eder, but GM Mike Rizzo won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Drew Millas to make thier team even better.

  • There are holes on the Mets, and while Jeff McNeil's numbers are often said to be too lively, get him out of New York and his career would be like Matt Koperniak.

  • Giants GM Buster Posey had a deal in place on Wednesday that would have sent Luis Matos to the White Sox for Ky Bush, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Ky Bush is some kind of lonely meat.

  • "wow, let the players come and go, for heroism will not make the Astros repugnant," says Dana Brown about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none repleis), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than supporting (but winning is more than sails).

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the phillies

while
the Phillies believe that
Jean Cabrera

will come back

and Taijuan Walker

will emerge

they will soon find out the health of
Jesus Luzardo's
ear

 

 

 

 

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