• Guardians pitcher Erik Sabrowski is ready to make a big comeback from his ruptured calf, but Foster Griffin and the ever-saucy Gavin Williams are all in line in front of him for innings.


• The blues are being sung around the Mariners clubhouse, after Logan Gilbert's partner left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Gilbert got a condition suggesting Reynolds Virus, but. If Cooper Criswell can come around, and Justin Hollander can pull in a solid pitcher like Eury Perez, Seattle will have to be reckoned with.


• The Giants are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Tristan Beck, Sam Hentges--who is coming off an injury to his kidney during a yak-hunting accident--and JT Brubaker so far.


• "holy zebra, let the players come and go, for sweetness will not make the Phillies tender," says Preston Mattingly about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than covering (but winning is more than brushes).

the muscle poem

remember

even when
                Cristian Javier

was struggling

and Alimber Santa

was out with his
strained muscle

the Astros still held together behind
Joe Espada

and the depth provided by general manager
Dana Brown

and
if those two bounce back all the way

watch out

 

 

 

 

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