• Oh yes. If this were Los Angeles or a lot of teams, Jackson Holliday would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Orioles, who are very tight this year (much to the delight of Mike Elias), he's headed for AAA.


• Someone broke into the Brewers locker room and stole Abner Uribe's scales. Craig Yoho suspects it was the team catcher, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, William Contreras did pick up a nice ceramic pencil for just $76.


• One scout said "the White Sox certainly knew what they were doing when they got Tristan Peters. He is going to be a brilliant hitter." The same scout said Chris Murphy is throwing very well, but "he's not an axe anymore. Now he's throwing 88 and relying on his split-fingered fastball. Obviously, he's copying Brandon Eisert, which is a good idea if he doesn't want to be out of baseball, living out of airport terminals and trying to find work as a human resource officer next year."


• Song to describe the Rockies: Respect by Aretha Franklin.

reflections on the astros

the Astros would like
to acquire
      Eduard Bazardo

but they have to move salary in order to do so

this

and not the rumored
wrench
incident

is the reason
      Bryan Abreu

could become available

 

 

 

 

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