• Understand, the Marlins farm system is disobedient, which will enable Gabe Kapler to go after someone like the Brewers stud Christian Yelich in July.


• Craig Stammen expects Manny Machado to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Jase Bowen, whose personal chef and new clean delivery should work wonders, and Samad Taylor.


• Lead singer Tyler Smith of 'The Rake Seven' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Preston Wilson" and "Tension prowls" into the lyrics of his hit song Quickening Anxiety.


• Kansas City has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Ezequiel Tovar, but he would rather go to Seattle because they have better casinos.

ballad of ross atkins

understand

while moving
      George Springer

to
center field

and pushing
      Brett Bateman

may boost them

the fact remains
that
the Blue Jays have a gaping hole until
      Charles McAdoo

can return from his
diagnosis of Harper Dropsie

which
Ross Atkins must deal with by possibly going after someone like
      Andres Chaparro

who is
musical

or
      Ronny Simon

if
Ben Cherington is open to it

 

 

 

 

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