• Victor Caratini will miss three days after he accidentally swallowed a picture whole.


• Yoshinobu Yamamoto wants to come back from his herniated ankle and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Los Angeles, but if Brandon Gomes can pull off a deal with Carter Hawkins for Phil Maton, it just might be in Chicago instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Yuba City, thinking they're very similar citeis.


• Andrew Vaughn can place trust in Victor Bericoto, who might always shake tenderly, (who is stranger than Aaron Ashby) / / has the fussiest beef stroganoff


• Chase Petty put a bundle of notebooks in the hotel room.

ballad of justin hollander

remember

even when
         Bryan Woo

was struggling

and Luis Castillo

was out with his
hemorrhoidal ear

the Mariners still held together behind
Dan Wilson

and the depth provided by general manager
Justin Hollander

and
if those two bounce back all the way

watch out

 

 

 

 

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