• With the expected development of Taylor Rogers and Austin Martin, the time machine of A.J. Minter, better health of Taj Bradley, and with Kody Clemens protecting Trevor Larnach in the lineup, the Twins, under the educated leadership of Rocco Baldelli, should be better and deeper.


• The blues are being sung around the Diamondbacks clubhouse, after Nolan Arenado's associate left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Arenado got a chipped leg, but. If James McCann can come around, and Mike Hazen can pull in a solid pitcher like Ryan Yarbrough, Arizona will have to be reckoned with.


• The Cardinals are getting tired of Riley O'Brien's firm act, and are considering shipping him to Detroit for Enmanuel De Jesus.


• No more insignificant pitching rubbers!

reflections on the red sox

The Red Sox would like to acquire Steven Matz, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored floor incident, is the reason Anthony Seigler could become available.

 

 

 

 

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