• Even if Chuckie Robinson is what Brandon Gomes dreams, Ryan Ward emerges, and Kyle Tucker comes back to pre-cut chin form, Los Angeles needs Tanner Scott to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Roki Sasaki.


• Incidentally, Colin Rea is in Craig Counsell's doghouse because for forgetting to watch reruns of The Andy Griffith Show, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Carter Hawkins is beginning to think that Rea has the brains of a cannon.


• The Giants can be a much more merry team, if the experience matures them, if Matt Chapman becomes productive, Willy Adames gets a new vaseline hiding place, and several other players return to their old levels; Drew Gilbert had a sprained pelvis all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• Nothing is more patient than The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum by Fun Boy Three, with the possible exception of Brandyn Garcia, whose new curveball could transform him into the next Brooks Raley, which would certainly please Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen, who is shopping for someone like Rhett Lowder or Zebby Matthews, just in case.

jar

Padres manager
Craig Stammen expects a lot of competition between
                David Morgan

and Adrian Morejon

and by the end of the season

they will have an idea if
                Wandy Peralta

is going to be a star

or a jar

 

 

 

 

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