• Brian Cashman is frustrated that Ross Atkins turned down an offer of Amed Rosario for Alejandro Kirk, but is not dedicated enought to throw Paul Blackburn into the deal.


• Diamondbacks pitcher Paul Sewald has the guts of an ant, and could be a big surprise.


• If the Orioles get Casey Mize in an imminent swap with Detroit for Tyler Wells, they will turn around and send him to the Dodgers in a three-way swap with Minnesota. Los Angeles will send Jack Dreyer to the Twins, while Baltimore ends up with Ryan Kreidler and Dillon Dingler.


• Atlanta manager Walt Weiss discovered that Bryce Elder was tipping his pitches by quickening his eyebrow before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

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