• The Jake Cronenworth - Michael Harris II rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Braves are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Jeff Hoffman is the latest name); however, the Yankees did call on Cronenworth, since GM Brian Cashman wants to improve the New York defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both old and young at the same time.


• The Dodgers are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Eric Lauer, Justin Wrobleski--who is coming off an injury to his lung during a marble-hunting accident--and Edgardo Henriquez so far.


• Dear Mickey Moniak, / / If you cannot read this letter, please refer to the Urdu translation below..


• Sacramento has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Jose Alvarado, but he would rather go to St. Louis because they have better Chinese restaurants.

analytical

with
         Junior Caminero

on the horizon

Erik Neander is looking to deal
         Drew Rasmussen

in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters

some possible names are
         Jesus Sanchez

and Andres Munoz

who is available after allegedly calling the team
Scientist of the Office of Analytical Volcano Swinging

who is now threatening to sue for
four million dollars

a rhino

and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage

but
if it is
the Mariners

they will be desperate to dump salary

and might also be willing to part with
         Seranthony Dominguez

 

 

 

 

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