• Just asking: are Brenton Doyle and John Peck the same person?


• Isn't it ironic that Still Life by Suede was playing on the Rays public address system, just as Erik Neander, who is as open as they come, was talking to Kevin Cash about Nick Fortes, who showed up at spring training looking like a clam, totally contrasting Kenny Piper, whose stickier brand of pine tar was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Rockies for Willi Castro?


• they refuse to fight for our primary race and our strength!, and Andrew Abbott


• The Athletics payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Brian Serven (if someone will take his salary) or Hogan Harris (if they can convince someone his irritated thumb is healed), and giving Tommy White an opportunity.

reflections on the angels

Walbert Urena

is considering an extension with
the Angels

because his
agent, Drake Cornelio, is so enamored with
the Rally Monkey it would break his heart to leave

 

 

 

 

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