• Oh, the Angels have questions, especially defensively: can Wade Meckler play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Josh Lowe capable of handling his demanding new position of outfield, and can Zach Neto hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?


• Casey Legumina is friends with the predicament of my time , if not Zach Brzykcy


• Can Braxton Ashcraft do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Evan Sisk to be wearable again, the Pirates pitching staff should be better.


• The Athletics are very hopeful that Jose Suarez will be restored after working with Mark Kotsay's staff, that Jeffrey Springs could be this year's Slade Cecconi, and that Mason Barnett can get a melon baller...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

the skeleton poem

most expect
the Dodgers duo of
              Jonathan Hernandez

and Justin Wrobleski

to be fine

but
              Edgardo Henriquez

may have to be traded to get to budget

but
if his tender
skeleton
scares off suitors

they may have to lay off a shortstop
or two

 

 

 

 

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