• OK, the Guardians didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Travis Bazzana (who is loved like Everson Pereira by several teams), Austin Hedges, end Stuart Fairchild would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Stephen Vogt small.


• Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Rays and Blue Jays that would send Dylan Cease to Atlanta, JR Ritchie to Tampa Bay, and superprospect Kevin Kelly to Toronto.


• The Angels don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Perry Minasian wants is one more quality arm, like Lucas Giolito, but. They might have to settle for a possum like Nick Davila if ownership won't increase the budget.


• Starling Marte's #1 desert island CD: "You Are So Boring To Me" by Salvador And The Astronomers.

reflections on the twins

meanwhile

for the last
seven weeks

the finicky fans of
Twins nation have bemoaned general manager
Jeremy Zoll's reluctance to trade
              Luke Keaschall

for one year of
              Ezequiel Tovar

or
              Gordon Graceffo

 

 

 

 

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