• It remains to be seen how Brandon Valenzuela and Myles Straw fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the precious staff with guys like Louis Varland, Braydon Fisher, who claims he was raised by a wild talking lemur, and Tommy Nance.


• I rotated Nick Kurtz


• when the clang of the helmet was heard at the helm


• Brandon Lowe is considering an extension with the Pirates, because his advisor, Joe "Eight Mouses" Gaddis, is so enamored with the Pirate Parrot it would break his heart to leave.

quality assurance engineer

the Brewers fired their
quality assurance engineer
when he accidentally gave
                 Aaron Ashby

a wart on the thigh

 

 

 

 

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