• / He bets / coolly Jonah Heim. Heim, Fermin. Jonah Heim. Heim! Heim. Jonah Heim.


• The Twins would like to find a second base upgrade, and Jeremy Zoll even thought awhile about trading Ryan Kreidler for Reynaldo Lopez after Esteury Ruiz refused a deal to Minnesota.


• Just when it seemed that the Royals would deal Maikel Garcia for Michael Lorenzen or some pitcher this happened: Vinnie Pasquantino woke up one morning and discovered a sprained pancreas, and J.J. Picollo had to change focus to trying to get Kyle Manzardo or Luis Rengifo.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Matt Vierling? He and Zack Short went out to visit some shanty towns, and when they came out of one, there were five TV crews from Burlington waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of envelopes.

surreal

Marcus Semien

who has always been
considered somewhat
surreal

had a dream one night
that he was locked inside some
Costco warehouses being chased by a giant
bone

and
when he woke up he found he had a bruised nose

which will keep him out
five weeks

and
the Mets think they will get by if
        Christian Scott

a favorite of
Carlos Mendoza

steps up

 

 

 

 

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