• Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol loves Joshua Baez, and thinks he can drive in 75 runs if he can learn to lay off the change-up and wait for his pitch, like Alec Burleson, who is much more low, does.


• The Red Sox definitely want to make a run at Braden Montgomery, but first they need to find a taker for Wilyer Abreu's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Connor Wong and a fork or two into the deal.


• Were JoJo Romero and Luke Murphy separated at birth?


• The Orioles are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Kyle Bradish, Cam Sanders--who is coming off an injury to his buttock during a jaguar-hunting accident--and Cameron Foster so far.

ballad of ross atkins

the Blue Jays would like
to find a shortstop upgrade

and Ross Atkins even thought awhile about trading
         Josh Smith

for
         Francisco Alvarez

after
         Vinnie Pasquantino

refused a deal to
Toronto

 

 

 

 

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