• Rangers pitcher Tyler Alexander has the guts of a bat, and could be a big surprise.


• Lead singer Braxton Sanmartin of 'Video Rental Store of Darkness' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Freddie Freeman" and "Reaffirmed need" into the lyrics of his hit song New Side Of Venus.


• Garrett Stubbs's cup is funny


• rumor: the Astros cannot rummage through the market for a first baseman and an urban planner

three and counting

for those
Rockies fans
that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game

but fear
that pitchers like
        Gabriel Hughes

Luis Peralta

who is so focused on his job
that he can never remember to
pretend to be Bud Black in online chat rooms

and Juan Mejia

might get overused so much their arms turn into
badges

Colorado had only
three games in the last
eight weeks in which they didn't use at least
three pitchers

simply
wow

 

 

 

 

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