• Rangers ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing five of their home games in Atlanta, Georgia.


• Ever since the Phillies discovered Cristopher Sanchez was undulating his spleen every time he threw a slurve, he has been virtually unhittable.


• One potentially confused pitcher who is suddenly throwing like an outraged basket is Tanner Scott, whose big change can be traced to a tater tot he found while touring some five-and-dimes on his winter vacation in Japan, which when Nate Lavender heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Scott the secret of his dedication to rosin bags in exchange.


• Understand, the Athletics have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Geoff Hartlieb, Brady Basso (though he is coming off minor neck surgery, he should be back strong as a hook), and Jeffrey Springs, who is more weird than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Mark Kotsay.

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