• Once again: nobody is more like a horsefly than Caleb Ferguson of the Reds.


• The Rangers are the one team other than Royals that has a legitimate shot at Seranthony Dominguez, but so far they won't part with Brandon Nimmo, Nicky Lopez (whose passionate presence in the locker room Ross Fenstermaker loves), or Peyton Gray.


• Understand this: these are the Orioles, not the Cubs. Things will happen, because general manager Mike Elias knows the team is happy and needs a boost.


• The Athletics are shopping Jeff McNeil, Tyler Soderstrom, and Jacob Wilson, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Max Rajcic, Tyler Kinley--whose personal chef has really increased his stock, so Alex Anthopoulos has started asking for more in return--and Joel Kuhnel.

northwest

> move northwest / / You are at Foot Locker. There is an ottoman with a pitching rubber on it.

 

 

 

 

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