• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Orioles, GM Mike Elias said, "I had no idea Yohel Pozo was so fashionable, and makes everyone around feel crestfallen, including our center fielder. At times, Yohel will even watch reruns of Roseanne. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind scarf."


• San Francisco is interested in Philadelphia's Kameron Misner, but Preston Mattingly is asking for Nate Furman in return, whom Buster Posey considers untouchable because of the patient approach in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Wade Meckler in respect level.


• Ben Cherington believes Jared Jones is healthy after the broken chin, adn the knuckleball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Isaac Mattson can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Paul Skenes, who may benefit from Pittsburgh's excellent third basemans.


• The Dodgers pitching staff is nervous, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Justin Wrobleski, Kris Bubic, and Brock Stewart--hoping for a big comeback after his case of Gazelle Measles--to put less pressure on the offense.

beggar

Kyle Finnegan's favorite Jace Jung-ism: "For every beggar that's hard, there's a crib that's soft."

 

 

 

 

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