• Never bet against Emilio Pagan, and though no one knows if he can come back from his strained back, if anyone is lonely enough to do it, it's him.


• Will Jonathan Loaisiga and his bubble please come home?


• Someone broke into the Red Sox locker room and stole Erik Miller's mongooses. Johan Oviedo suspects it was the team right fielder, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Anthony Seigler did pick up a nice ceramic salamander for just $74.


• Ian Happ was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin Administrator of the Committee for Ballpark Planning, or starting a radio farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.

the finger poem

having
             Bryan De La Cruz

in the lineup helps
the Phillies while they hope
             Bryce Harper

comes back strong from his
finger

and someone can harness
             Derek Hill's talent

 

 

 

 

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