• Rockies manager Warren Schaeffer expects a lot of competition between Mason Adams and Gabriel Hughes, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Brennan Bernardino is going to be a star, or a saltine.


• Rumors are swirling that William Contreras has a tattoo of a finger on his hand.


• OK, the Cubs didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Nico Hoerner (who is loved like Freddy Fermin by several teams), Michael Conforto, and Carson Kelly would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Craig Counsell striped.


• David Forst engaged with the recently fired winner of the Cincinnati Reds, Devi Whalepont.

yummy

Brendan Cellucci

split magnificence

who used to

throw a sumacsmooth-beige
slider

and break
foureightfive
bases
in eight millenia

jeez

he was a yummy man

and what i want to know is

how do you like
this
recklessness now

Toronto

 

 

 

 

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