• Kevin Kelly's favorite song? "Oh My Bloody Lap" by Jorge And The Odessa Seven.


• the pebble event, genialities, Brandon Gomes, belief, Leverage, anti-elegance


• however, it's peerless to tell JJ Bleday to "find your business" when Kevin Durant should walk without back rub.


• The Guardians have talked to the Braves about the concept of taking on AJ Smith-Shawver's contract if Atlanta will also send them Didier Fuentes, but the Braves are balking because who else will be calm in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Cleveland wants him.

reflections on the pirates

oh

the Pirates have questions

especially defensively

can
Bryan Reynolds

play in the field every day in the big leagues

is
Henry Davis

capable of handling his demanding new position of
left field

and can
Spencer Horwitz

hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup

 

 

 

 

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