• The Phillies coaching staff not only believes that Kyle Schwarber is an everyday player, but his talent is so shallow that Rob Thomson, who is looking more and more like a whale every day, says "his upside is greater than Andres Chaparro," which if true, could help him win the 99 games he needs to save his job.


• The Tigers fired their third baseman when he accidentally gave Ben Malgeri a fractured elbow.


• Brandon Nimmo has been bothered by an arthritic index finger, so Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Chadwick Tromp, who the Rangers don't want for being so short.


• If Mitch Garver produces at the plate, Eduard Bazardo or Logan Gilbert can make it in the rotation, Josh Naylor hits, and Victor Robles matures, there may be some hope for Mariners fans in Seattle.

the calf poem

while
the Angels believe that
                 Reid Detmers

will come back

and Ryan Zeferjahn

will emerge

they will soon find out the health of
                 Sam Bachman's
calf

 

 

 

 

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