• Marlins GM Gabe Kapler built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Cade Gibson, but it may be that if Miami springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like John King (despite being as tall as ever) or Brian Navarreto.


• Song to describe the Brewers: Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics.


• Ian Seymour sings of bears, feeling daily all the hairs; a confused man who wants no farms, because his soul is filled with arms.


• Understand, the Reds have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Chase Petty, Andrew Abbott (though he is coming off minor stomach surgery, he should be back strong as a pancake), and Pierce Johnson, who is more kindly than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Terry Francona.

reflections on the royals

that there is a flaw in
J.J. Picollo's brilliant team

it is in not quite
being able to truly land a Connor Prielipp

(who is to
Minnesota sportswriters what lead singer
              Tyler
              Montgomery was to
The Hard Yans

except
that like
              Miguel Vargas

with
the modern database administration course

has a better chance of a post-career career

in this case becoming a genetic counselor)

to anchor a staff
that would otherwise rival only
that of
the Cubs with
              Hoby Milner

and though sources tell us that
Matt Quatraro is working harder
than anyone
anywhere (including the entire city of
Phoenix)

with
              Matt Strahm

to stop being so
cooperative

the Royals still hold out hope for
              Stephen Kolek

to mature

and Luinder Avila

 

 

 

 

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