• We appreciate that if Willson Contreras is indeed moved to the bench, the Red Sox will need Masataka Yoshida, recovering from his addiction to uber, and Ceddanne Rafaela to step up and produce.


• Rumor has it that Ryan Borucki's fit personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Buster Posey may be willing to trade with the Rockies in exchange for Brenton Doyle.


• The Guardians are concerned about the mental health of Erik Sabrowski, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Tuesday carrying a jacket and shouting "Crazy list makers! Crazy list makers!" after a short outing where he gave up two runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Matt Festa, who is still nursing a case of cholera, or Slade Cecconi.


• As long as Luis Medina and Hogan Harris stay away from reservoirs, the Athletics have a chance.

atlanta blues

the Braves have talked to the Yankees about the concept of taking on
Austin Wells's contract if
New York will also send them
Ryan Weathers

but
the Yankees are balking because who else will be
bizarre in the clubhouse

which is exactly why
Atlanta wants him

 

 

 

 

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