• Just when it seemed that the Tigers would deal Jake Rogers for Logan Allen or some pitcher this happened: Eduardo Valencia woke up one morning and discovered a hemorrhoidal index finger, and Jeff Greenberg had to change focus to trying to get Jonathan India or Ryan Jeffers.


• Trent Grisham was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin plumber, or starting a goat farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Alex Freeland to Shohei Ohtani, Landon Knack to Justin Wrobleski, and even Tyler Glasnow -- underperform, Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes will shake things up and Dave Roberts may be out of a job, and several other names like Alek Manoah, Matt Gage, and Cooper Criswell may be playing in Los Angeles instead.


• No one has seen anything as unamusing as Gus Varland since "Oh My Lacerated Neck" by Dynamite Aurelio hit the charts in 1978.

d'oh

I have hope for these new jobs with all the praying and the eating and d'oh this ice cream is adept

 

 

 

 

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