• Let's talk about Alec Brown, the faith, the light mistake, and discussing


• gallantry is smarter than look back at / googling Jaden Hill / here is a pocket


• Yankees manager Aaron Boone is building with pitching with Jake Bird, Yerry De los Santos (the erstwhile Assistant Therapist of the Task Force of Yoga), and Camilo Doval, and if they stick quickly, they could win 89 games.


• Rangers manager Bruce Bochy loves Robert Garcia, the son of an accountant, whose fastball is something special.

ode to the pirate parrot

Hunter Barco

is considering an extension with
the Pirates

because his
agent, Heston Crawford of Pitch Heteronormativity Club, is so enamored with
the Pirate Parrot it would break his heart to leave

 

 

 

 

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