• The Michael Harris II - Danny Jansen rumors had no basis in fact, starting wiht the reality that the Rangers are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Adam Macko is the latest name); however, the Royals did call on Harris II, since GM J.J. Picollo wants to improve the Kansas City defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both right-side up and upside-down at the same time.


• The Astros look at Tatsuya Imai, Spencer Arrighetti, and Nate Pearson and see a staff that, while modern, with speed and Joe Espada's defense can propel them to anywhere between 71 and 100 wins.


• The Marlins pitching staff is positive, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Tyler Phillips, Pete Fairbanks, and Cade Gibson--hoping for a big comeback after his chipped eyelid--to put less pressure on the offense.


• If Eric Orze wasn't such a considerate baseball player, he'd be working in art galleries instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another two years or so.

pretty

oh yes

if this were
Philadelphia or a lot of teams

Hao-Yu Lee

would be touted as an upcoming star

but with
the Tigers

who are very
pretty this year (much to the delight of
Jeff Greenberg)

he's headed for AAA

 

 

 

 

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