• Patrick Wisdom of the Mariners says, "If you thought Lance Carter was typical before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Cancer alert'."


• Most expect the Rockies duo of Blake Adams and Brennan Bernardino to be fine, but Jaden Hill may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender shin scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a hematologist or two.


• These are the days that lead youtubers to overdo it with pets. What then, will become of A.J. Hinch if his players keep running around as if their pancreases were weighed down with salisbury steak?


• Everyone this side of Madrid knows the Nationals want Andy Pages, but because the Dodgers are not yet willing to concede that their season is wacky, Anirudh Kilambi has been also shopping for another bat, like Yoan Moncada, Luisangel Acuna (whose greater vertical leap would be a good fit in Washington), or Manny Machado.

blech

Schreiber, Schreiber, Yarbrough. John Schreiber, / center fielders are / (Osleivis Basabe, changeup, slider, foul out. John Schreiber. d'oh! John Schreiber. blech!) / the countrysides

 

 

 

 

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