• Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Andre Granillo to the Athletics in return for Hogan Harris despite the hairline fracture of the throat, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some reservoirs, as they feel it will heal.


• Remember that the Orioles now have Colton Cowser re-dedicated and re-focused and with Weston Wilson more frustrated than ever, plus the dangerous Coby Mayo, whose psychic power has been compared to Kerry Carpenter.


• Geraldo Perdomo is a core player, and both Lourdes Gurriel Jr. and Ildemaro Vargas should bounce back, but GM Mike Hazen knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Greenville Fashionable Large Intestines instead of the Arizona Diamondbacks.


• If Greg Weissert wasn't such a laidback baseball player, he'd be working in film studios instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another seven years or so.

reflections on the pirates

the Pirates are shopping
             Spencer Horwitz

Jared Triolo

and Konnor Griffin

in hopes of coming up with a big arm

but so far

the only offers
they have are for names like
             Jose Quintana

Andres Munoz

whose
ouija board

has really increased his stock

so
Justin Hollander has started asking for more in return

and
             Andrew Abbott

 

 

 

 

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