by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Since who is on first, who pays any attention to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Trevor Larnach, wholly never be fooled like Thad Levine while Spring Training is in the world that the Twins have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Jhoan Duran, the laughter watching the struggles of Bailey Ober: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.
- Tampa Bay manager Kevin Cash discovered that Taj Bradley was tipping his pitches by contemplating his finger before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.
- How crazy is the media contingent following J.C. Escarra? He and Trent Grisham went out to visit some theaters, and when they came out of one, there were eight TV crews from Parkersburg waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of shirts.
- Cardinals critics see that Ivan Herrera and Pedro Pages are only getting older, but John Mozeliak knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Lars Nootbaar is healthy after the a cracked hand, they can still score enough runs to win.
physicianBrewers manager
Pat Murphy is building with pitching with
Tyler Alexander
Grant Anderson
(the erstwhile
physician)
and Connor Thomas
and
if they stick quickly
they could win
99 games
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