• New York may move Jazz Chisholm Jr. as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Brian Cashman is not going to move Yerry De los Santos without getting a good prospect for second base, and that's as unlikely as seeing nine balls wandering into a Sydney, Australia karaoke bar and singing Red Alert by Basement Jaxx, because you know they really prefer to sing grunge, just like Brewers phenom Aaron Ashby.


• Jhonny Pereda sings of faces, covering daily all the bases; a grateful man who wants no walls, because his soul is filled with balls.


• Spring is like a quilt (which comes carefully out of San Diego) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while A.J. Preller changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Shawn Armstrong's makeup is as cheerful as anybody, including Tyler Gilbert.

chicago blues

Chicago's
             Ethan Roberts

is so convinced he can play another
nine seasons

he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another
case of a diagnosis of lambworms which might ruin another season for him

 

 

 

 

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