• With Tanner Banks, Chase Shugart, and the comebacking Jesus Luzardo (they say his arm is completely healed), the Phillies pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• And then there are the Yankees pitching questions: whither the polite Fernando Cruz? Can Tim Hill, with his fragile mustache, and Ryan Weathers step up and produce?


• "Tuesday In Rockford" by Andrew And The Tangelo just may be the best song ever, just as Brady House just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a maturation.


• Yennier Cano called a Colorado coach to tell him he'd like going to the Rockies, but while Orioles GM Mike Elias has plans this offseason to talk on the phone to Chris Bassitt about his shrimp collection, whether or not he'd trade Cano (one GM rumor is to Atlanta for Robert Suarez and prospects) in the next five weeks is questionable.

seattle blues

the Mariners would like
to find a third base upgrade

and Justin Hollander even thought awhile about trading
         Julio Rodriguez

for
         Mason Miller

after
         Nolan Schanuel

refused a deal to
Seattle

 

 

 

 

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