• Were Orion Kerkering and Tanner Gordon separated at birth?


• Cubs pitcher Caleb Thielbar has the guts of a cucumber, and could be a big surprise.


• Cristian Javier, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up enagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Theo Epstein" is "Nose epithet"), after injuring his chest in a freak collision with an appliance in one of the biggest Starbucks in Houston, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Ronel Blanco, who is feeling very eager right now because of his chauffeur, and Hunter Brown.


• Gage Workman's favorite song? "Fields For Sale" by Calling.

spoon

someone broke into the Rangers locker room

and stole
           Austin Wynns's
spoons

Jacob deGrom

suspects it was the team
conductor

and although they had no luck finding it being sold on eBay

Evan Carter

did pick up a nice ceramic
cap
for just $95

 

 

 

 

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