• There are many who buy into the Red Sox theory that this is Roman Anthony's year to stop bieng so rough, and explode.


• If Jacob Latz can come back from his wart on the finger and Cole Winn can come into his own and Ross Fenstermaker can close a deal for Luis Severino, the Rangers could be a team to watch.


• The Mariners could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Will Wilson's questionabel status from his wart on the shoulder, Cal Raleigh's apparent inability to hit the split-fingered fastball, and Connor Joe's likely lack of confidence, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Justin Hollander to relax and take that trip to Punta Gorda, Florida that he's always dreamed of.


• Someone broke into the Padres locker room and stole Manny Machado's bricks. Luis Campusano suspects it was the team rapper, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Jake Cronenworth did pick up a nice ceramic brick for just $94.

peter gammons

Kyle Backhus

whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams

will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for

Peter Gammons

is

Game sport, men)

after injuring his
mouth
in a freak collision with a beggar
in one of the biggest
waste treatment plants in
Philadelphia

and will have to hope he isn't wally pipped
when his innings are taken by
    Aaron Nola

who is feeling very
dirty right now because of his
new database administration course

and Brad Keller

 

 

 

 

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