• Will Sawyer Gipson-Long and his ghost please come home?


• The Dodgers clubhouse is tense, after Andy Pages called Emmet Sheehan "kidney face", and now Dave Roberts has a problem, because Tyler Glasnow was offended and asked for a trade, which Brandon Gomes is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Slade Cecconi, whose testy personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Yosver Zulueta.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Sacramento, so don't look for David Forst to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Luis Gil, Paxton Schultz, or Dean Kremer (who Orioles GM Mike Elias is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Athletics still have a chance.


• Dylan Crews apologized for the eight transgressions involving bananas, which came to light after he crashed his rickshaw into a foul pole and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a hose by Jackson Rutledge.

reflections on the rockies

Rockies critics see that
      Mickey Moniak

and Kris Bryant

are only getting older

but
Bill Schmidt knows
that the team is built on defense

and pitching

and
that if
      Ryan Ritter

is healthy after the a chipped skull

they can still score enough runs to win

 

 

 

 

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