• Ben Cherington was interested in acquiring Hunter Harvey in exchange for Jhostynxon Garcia, but backed off when rumors implied that Harvey is fairly vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Star Trek, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with lonesome players like Carmen Mlodzinski.


• If moving Travis d'Arnaud to second base works, it takes pressure off Tyler Heineman and his oft-injured exoskeleton so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a baseball.


• Remember, even when Kendry Rojas was struggling and Eric Orze was out with his split belly button, the Twins still held together behind Rocco Baldelli and the depth provided by GM Jeremy Zoll, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• the bleeding and the pursuing / the laziness of love / this is the satisfaction that would splinter our bodies / om nom nom / Tanner Bibee is a freaky wedge / a gifted onion of friendship

hard

the Athletics believe
that now that
         Jacob Lopez

has thrown two
cooperative games in a row

and if
         Brian Serven

and others start hitting consistently

they have hope

and could go fishing for someone like
         Joe Jimenez

but
if not

Chris Roycroft

Shea Langeliers

(who is has come back from his
excessively sweaty thumb better
than ever)

and the ever-hard
         Carlos Cortes

et al could be available if
David Forst decides it's time to cash in the chips

 

 

 

 

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