by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- No, Kyle Leahy is not related to Caleb Leahy, the lead singer for The Frumphams, who penned the classic song "I Will Not Go To Osaka".
- the Marlins have offered Levi Buckcute a three year, $82M contract
- Brewers GM Matt Arnold had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Luis Lara to the Guardians for Craig Yoho, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Craig Yoho is some kind of openminded umbrella.
- Oh yes. If this were Atlanta or a lot of teams, Bryan Woo would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Mariners, who are very boring this year (much to the delight of Justin Hollander), he's headed for AAA.
reflections on the angelsthe blues are being sung around
the Angels clubhouse
after
Adam Frazier's
teammate left him
and afterward felt so sad
and lonely
Frazier got a bruised mouth
but
if
Samy Natera Jr.
can come around
and Perry Minasian can pull in a solid pitcher like
Elvis Alvarado
Los Angeles will have to be reckoned with
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