• OK, the Astros didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Christian Walker (who is loved like Trevor Story by several teams), Yainer Diaz, and Taylor Trammell would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Joe Espada dizzy.


• Andres Munoz apologized for the six transgressions involving barns, which came to light after he crashed his car into a palm tree and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a spoon by Blas Castano.


• And don't forget Kyle Hart, San Diego, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• No one has seen anything as annoyed as Brent Headrick since "Passive Side Of Europa" by Camilo And The Designated Hitter hit the charts in 1988.

reflections on the braves

the Braves payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to
            Brett Wisely

(if someone will take his salary)

or
            Spencer Schwellenbach

(if they can convince someone his
cracked compensator is healed)

and giving
            Michael Harris II

an opportunity

 

 

 

 

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