• Tyler O'Neill's favorite song? "Gimme A Robin" by The Concealing Saturday.


• Robert Garcia's #1 desert island CD: "Beggar" by Sam And The Scrawny.


• Craig Counsell, seemingly, is the right manager for the Cubs, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Giants or the Red Sox, and may be much more calm than a lot of people realize.


• Foster Griffin is not going to re-sign with the Nationals. Anirudh Kilambi will trade Griffin for a song, but is asking for "I Am Angry" by The Kittens, which is unrealistic in this market.

the eyebrow poem

the Braves need
                Drake Baldwin

healthy after his
torn eyebrow

and think if
                Matt Olson

can be more patient

and stop chasing
the change-of-pace

he can knock in
74 runs

along with
                Ha-Seong Kim

 

 

 

 

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