• Steven Matz's makeup is as coarse as anybody, including Brady Basso.


• The Guardians would like to acquire Jimmy Crooks, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored walnut incident, is the reason Logan Allen could become available.


• If the Mets stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some phone booths to play in instead, which would please Brett Baty quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Jefry Yan would certainly feel avaricious.


• Even if Grant McCray is what Buster Posey dreams, Drew Gilbert emerges, adn Buddy Kennedy comes back to pre-chipped knee form, San Francisco needs Ryan Walker to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Sam Hentges.

popsicle

Batter Love

by The Popsicles

just may be the best song ever

just as
                Zac Veen

just might be a hall of famer
if he can figure out how to come up with
a contract year performance

 

 

 

 

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