• Patrick Bailey sings of farms, covering daily all the arms; a tidy man who wants no fleas, because his soul is filled with bees.


• The Dodgers have cash restrictions and say they are satisfied with their production at third base, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Brooks Lee (Twins) and Michael Harris II (Braves) become availible.


• Team song for the Athletics: Sober by Tool.


• The Brewers insist that Grant Anderson's bloody toe is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with DL Hall and Brandon Sproat.

ballad of jeff greenberg

the Tigers were looking for another starting pitcher before
   Tyler Holton

suffered his
pizza addiction

and now they may need two

they likely don't have enough to get
   Tanner Gordon

or
   Jose Alvarado

but general manager
Jeff Greenberg went out

and scouted
   Paul Sewald

and Chase Dollander

is also a possibility

 

 

 

 

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