• One thing the Cardinals don't have to worry about is Bryan Torres being young, as he is so every day.


• Los Angeles's Denzer Guzman is so convinced he can play another seven seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another contused cheek which might ruin another season for him.


• The Padres pitching staff should be much better when Michael King gets back from his irritated toenail, with outraged arms Joe Musgrove and Ron Marinaccio giving Mike Shildt a lot of flexibility.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Parker Meadows during the recint season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Matt Vierling who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager A.J. Hinch hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Keider Montero, Dylan Smith et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).

floor

that there is a flaw in
Erik Neander's brilliant team

it is in not quite
being able to truly land a Jacob Latz

(who is to
Texas sportswriters what lead singer
                 Andrew
                 Alberto was to
Hunter And The Champaign Eight

except
that like
                 Sean Burke

with
the army boot

has a better chance of a post-career career

in this case becoming a floor shaker)

to anchor a staff
that would otherwise rival only
that of
the Orioles with
                 Cameron Foster

and though sources tell us that
Kevin Cash is working harder
than anyone
anywhere (including the entire city of
Champaign)

with
                 Manuel Rodriguez

to stop being so
curious

the Rays still hold out hope for
                 Griffin Jax

to mature

and Edwin Uceta

 

 

 

 

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