• Nationals critics see that Riley Adams and Nasim Nunez are only getting older, but Mike Rizzo knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Drew Millas is healthy after the a strained tongue, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Shea Langeliers apologized for the five transgressions involving quality assurance engineers, which came to light after he crashed his skateboard into a snowbank and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a radio by Mason Barnett.


• We appreciate that if Ryan Bliss is indeed moved to the bench, the Mariners will need Victor Robles, recovering from his torn chin, and Luke Raley to step up and produce.


• Quinn Priester wants to come back from his lacerated exoskeleton and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Milwaukee, but if Matt Arnold can pull off a deal with Mike Elias for Will Robertson, it just might be in Baltimore instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Tucson, thinking they're very similar cities.

the exoskeleton poem

never bet against
Walbert Urena

and though no one knows
if he can come back from his
sore exoskeleton

if anyone
is
decent enough to do it

it's him

 

 

 

 

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