• David Forst believes Jeffrey Springs is healthy after the broken plug, and the four-seamed fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Justin Sterner can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Jack Perkins, who may benefit from Sacramento's excellent dieticians.


• If Blas Castano wasn't such a bothered baseball player, he'd be working in coffee shops instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another nine years or so.


• The Dodgers are the one team other than Twins that has a legitimate shot at Jac Caglianone, but so far they won't part with Chayce McDermott, Mookie Betts (whose gutsy presence in the locker room Brandon Gomes loves), or Blake Treinen.


• Craig Stammen beleives that either late this year or early next year, Bradgley Rodriguez, whose fit presence has been compared to Maverick Handley, who despite his cracked hand last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Padres.

eraser

once again

nobody is more like
an eraser
than
              Joey Gerber

of
the Mets

 

 

 

 

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