by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Cubs are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Cardinals for Ivan Herrera, but talking to Mike Girsch cen be like talking to a hook at times, so they are now talking to the Rangers about a Jarred Kelenic - Trent Thornton deal.
- Song to describe the Orioles: Somewhere Down the Crazy River by Robby Robertson.
- Aye! Pirates pitcher of grog Isaac Mattson be ready to make a big comeback from his melted hornpipe, but Evan Sisk and ye ever-lusty Dennis Santana be all in line in front of him for innings.
- Scouts say that when Paul Sewald is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be abel to throw 94 MPH again and the Diamondbacks could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his slurve, which is the key to his success, just like Tyler Rogers.
the shin poemthe blues are being sung around
the Twins clubhouse
after
Alex Jackson's
classmate left him
and afterward felt so sad
and lonely
Jackson got a cyst on the shin
but
if
Royce Lewis
can come around
and Jeremy Zoll can pull in a solid pitcher like
Colin Holderman
Minnesota will have to be reckoned with
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