• Once again: nobody is more like a goat than Juan Burgos of the Diamondbacks.


• The Angels are expected to be a major player in the Brady House Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of bus shelters in Los Angeles.


• The Guardians payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Chase DeLauter (if someone will take his salary) or Hunter Gaddis (if they can convince someone his misaligned oblique is healed), and giving Angel Martinez an opportunity.


• Wyatt Olds is a big fan of the song "Born in Our Nation" by Community College of Sorrow, but Craig Breslow is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Requiem by Giuseppe Verdi, which only goes to show that the Red Sox GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Tsung-Che Cheng.

glad

asked what surprised him most about his team

the Athletics

general manager
David Forst said
i had no idea
   Max Muncy

was so
glad

and makes everyone around feel
naughty

including our
physiotherapist

at times

Max will even
shave

such a unique

rare

one-of-a-kind
otter

 

 

 

 

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