• The Blue Jays are very hopeful that Max Scherzer will be restored after working with John Schneider's staff, that Brendon Little could be this year's Jared Koenig, and that Tyler Rogers can get a maturation...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on thier defense.


• Just when it seemed that the Angels would deal Josh Lowe for JP Sears or some pitcher this happened: Vaughn Grissom woke up one morning and discovered a condition suggesting Skeleton Jersey, and Perry Minasian had to change focus to trying to get Keegan Thompson or Justin Topa.


• Wow, and someone's surprised that Bryan King came to camp looking like a receipt, after spending the winter working in Baton Rouge, LA as an oil tycoon after not being joyful with the contract Dana Brown offered? Whee!


• The Rangers believe that now that Jacob deGrom has thrown two musical games in a row and if Kyle Higashioka and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Ryan Thompson, but if not, Carter Baumler, Alexis Diaz (who is has come back from his fractured toenail better than ever), and the ever-tame Josh Smith, et al could be available if Chris Young decides it's time to cash in the chips.

detroit blues

the J.P. Crawford - Dane Myers

rumors had no basis in fact

starting with the reality
that
the Reds are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Tyler Wells

is the latest name)

however

the Tigers did call on
         Crawford

since general manager
Jeff Greenberg wants to improve
the Detroit defense

but they also need pitching

but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both
hard

and soft at the same time

 

 

 

 

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