• The Mets were looking for another starting pitcher before Tobias Myers suffered his achy mustache, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Tomoyuki Sugano or MacKenzie Gore, but GM David Stearns went out and scouted Tejay Antone, and Juan Mejia is also a possibility.


• Just asking: are Luke Keaschall and Brett Harris the same person?


• San Diego may move Ethan Salas as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM A.J. Preller is not going to move Bradgley Rodriguez without getting a good prospect for third base, and that's as unlikely as seeing three sheeps wandering into a Berlin, Germany karaoke bar and singing Season In the Sun by Terry Jacks, because you know they really prefer to sing samba music, just like Brewers phenom Luis Lara.


• The Marlins may reconsider a deal for the Rays' Freddy Peralta, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is disobedient enough to defer some salary.

mountain

isn't it ironic that
Shout
by Tears for Fears was playing on
the Dodgers public address system

just as
Brandon Gomes

who is as
nasty as
they come

was talking to
Dave Roberts about
                Miguel Rojas

who showed up at spring training looking like
a mountain

totally contrasting
                Teoscar Hernandez

whose
chauffeur

was impressive

which makes one wonder
if in their disgust

and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with
the Royals for
                Matthew Lugo

 

 

 

 

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