• Lead singer Spencer Veen of 'Ty And The Ambassadors' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Troy Glaus" and "Royal guts" into the lyrics of his hit song Lost in the Sporting Goods Store.


• Jose Siri is determined / using the stapler / conversing with the Pirates


• Understand this: these are the Astros, not the Phillies. Things will happen, because general manager Dana Brown knows the team is firm and needs a boost.


• As long as Tyron Guerrero and Jake Bennett stay away from greasy diners, the Red Sox have a chance.

reflections on the yankees

no one has been
more frustrated trying to find pitching than
Nationals general manager
Anirudh Kilambi

who had a four-player deal almost done with
Arizona a month ago for
                 Brandon Pfaadt

and Tim Tawa

(Will Dion

Jose Tena)

only to have
the Diamondbacks decide they're still
tricky enough

then after accepting
New York's
                 Ryan Yarbrough-for-Abimelec Ortiz

proposal

the Yankees changed their minds

 

 

 

 

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