• The White Sox feel they have a competitive staff with Sean Burke and Bryan Hudson, but they need Trevor Richards, whose obsession with horseflies was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.


• Mike Girsch is frustrated that Matt Arnold turned down an offer of Cooper Hjerpe for Luis Lara, but is not gutsy enought to throw Masyn Winn into the deal.


• Understand this: these are the Mets, not the Padres. Things will happen, because general manager David Stearns knows the team is optimistic and needs a boost.


• The Phillies pitching staff is chaotic, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Cristopher Sanchez, Chase Shugart, and Jhoan Duran--hoping for a big comeback after his inflamed tongue--to put less pressure on the offense.

second base

Joe Espada loves the bat of
      Jose Altuve

but he concedes
that he may be forced to move him to
second base
if he doesn't recover from his
wart on the large intestine by spring training

 

 

 

 

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