• The observer is highly biased against Yennier Cano. hellish!


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Sacramento, so don't look for David Forst to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Bryan Torres, Paxton Schultz, or Hunter Dobbins (who Red Sox GM Brian O'Halloran is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Athletics still have a chance.


• The Pirates will be willing to move Braxton Ashcraft to Los Angeles if Jordan Romano or Denzer Guzman becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Los Angeles making that decision, which may happen, because Ron Washington keeps calling them troubled plants.


• The Mets are shopping Jorge Polanco, Jeff McNeil, and Marcus Semien, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Emmet Sheehan, Jesse Scholtens--whose Ronny Mauricio bobblehead has really increased his stock, so Erik Neander has started asking for more in return--and Konnor Pilkington.

cleveland blues

if
Gabriel Arias

produces at the plate

Matt Festa

or
Franco Aleman

can make it in the rotation

Jose Ramirez

hits

and Brayan Rocchio

matures

there may be some hope for
Guardians fans in
Cleveland

 

 

 

 

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