• Petey Halpin is going to bounce back now that he has had throat surgery, signing Logan Allen and Shawn Armstrong protect the Guardians young pitchers...but it's Austin Hedges, out of Nairobi, Kenya, with the power and positive work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• It appears that Mitchell Parker is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Nationals big question marks is whether to make Gus Varland a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Paxton Schultz?


• Giants GM Buster Posey had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Landen Roupp to the Astros for Braden Shewmake, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Braden Shewmake is some kind of clueless grain.


• Bryson Stott is going to bounce back now that he has had knee surgery, signing Tim Mayza and Orion Kerkering protect the Phillies young pitchers...but it's Adolis Garcia, out of Beijing, China, with the power and elegant work ethic, who is the one to watch.

the shin poem

what is falling in place with
Torey Lovullo is a number of
repugnant confluences

the impact of
   Eduardo Rodriguez

the arrival of monster
   Corbin Carroll

the return to health of
   Kevin Ginkel

(infected spine)

and Brandyn Garcia

(shin)

and
the bee-like
intensity of
   Tim Tawa

which has allowed
Mike Hazen to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used
homes

 

 

 

 

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