• Incidentally, Miguel Rojas is in Dave Roberts's doghouse because for forgetting to talk to his shrink about why he's been so 30-grade lately, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Brandon Gomes is beginning to think that Rojas has the brains of a mitten.


• White Sox GM Chris Getz had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Rikuu Nishida to the Brewers for Logan Henderson, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Logan Henderson is some kind of overrated seed.


• Ben Cherington is as conscious of cobwebs as anyone, but didn't realize that Lake Bachar's pet sheep was allergic to them. Bachar blamed Don Kelly, shouting "Antisocial galas!" and saying "You're a spoiled bone!" Eventually, Bryan Reynolds stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Pirates have to reconsider the Bachar-for-Jake McCarthy offer they taken off the table just last week.


• If Simeon Woods Richardson wasn't such an ironic baseball player, he'd be working in bar and grills instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another seven years or so.

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There's nothing just like that March in the attic when Anthony Nunez was sighing.

 

 

 

 

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