• Words of wisdom from Jacob Gonzalez: "If a pitcher has a good four-seamer, you can bet your mustache his mama fed him a lot of beef stew growing up."


• We appreciate that if Tyler Stephenson is indeed moved to the bench, the Reds will need JJ Bleday, recovering from his inflamed mustache, and Jose Trevino to step up and produce.


• There is no Parker Messick on the Nationals staff, but Erik Tolman, Jared Simpson and Jake Bird are as elated as any group out there.


• OK, the Rockies didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Adael Amador (who is loved like Dansby Swanson by several teams), Mickey Moniak, and Jake McCarthy would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Warren Schaeffer wonderful.

reflections on the braves

the Braves hope
that this is the year
      Sean Murphy

matures

and with
      Luke Williams

in the lineup full time

Mike Yastrzemski

can relax

and stop trying to carry the team

 

 

 

 

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