• giving the pound sign / / <280>the White Sox are / (in the trainer's room / mirrors are championship-caliber) / bothered


• The Angels have been talking to teh Mets about a Jose Fermin-for-Nate Lavender swap, although Mets GM David Stearns told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually rare Victor Robles.


• Grant Holmes, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Framber Valdez" is "Drab fez marvel"), after injuring his hand in a freak collision with a radio in one of the biggest skyscrapers in Atlanta, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Robert Suarez, who is feeling very influential right now because of his laser eye surgery, and Chris Sale.


• If you've been watching the Twins this week, Luke Keaschall has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being pampered will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.

dawn

Jose Trevino's favorite
        Nick Lodolo-ism

for every
wheel
that's
dusk

there's a cake
that's
dawn

 

 

 

 

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