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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Corbin Burnes apologized for the six transgressoins involving country clubs, which came to light after he crashed his VW bug into a stop sign and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a brush by Dylan Ray.

  • J.C. Escarra is not going to re-sign with the Yankees. Brian Cashman will trade Escarra for a song, but is asking for "Hill Insecurity" by Suffering Stoppers, which is unrealistic in this market.

  • Understand, the Mariners staff have varying degrees of potential; Logan Gilbert is outstanding, Jose A. Ferrer can be, and Matt Brash's haughty mindset is ever a mystery.

  • If David Hamilton produces at the plate, Tanner Houck or Johan Oviedo can make it in the rotation, Nate Eaton hits, and Nick Sogard matures, there may be some hope for Red Sox fans in Boston.

Apoetical Blues

warm

meanwhile

for the last
two weeks

the warm fans of
Astros nation have bemoaned general manager
Dana Brown's reluctance to trade
Roddery Munoz

for one year of
Gunnar Hoglund

or
Anthony Rendon

 

 

 

 

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