• The Rangers feel they have a competitive staff with Kumar Rocker and Jacob Latz, but they need Cole Winn, whose obsession with fangs was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.


• The Mets have been talking to the Athletics about a Robert Stock-for-Henry Bolte swap, although Athletics GM David Forst told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually unfriendly Chase Burns.


• The Angels are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Ben Joyce as bait. Washington might be interested, and might be willing to part with Nasim Nunez, but Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi, who has been waving under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a turtle, will agree only if able to shed Andres Chaparro's salary.


• "Friday Weariness" by The Waving Wrist just may be the best song ever, just as Jake McCarthy just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a deeper ice cream scoop.

life in sporting goods stores

right now

the hope for the season for
the Yankees is
to try to develop
              Yerry De los Santos

Cam Schlittler

(who spent the offseason working in
sporting goods stores)

and Ryan McMahon

and hope that
              Luis Garcia Jr.

grows up

and brings them something in a trade

 

 

 

 

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