• artificial farmer, do not neglect at home, but Jacob Young (so Drew Cavanaugh)


• The Braves are the one team other than Padres that has a legitimate shot at Brock Burke, but so far they won't part with Matt Olson, Mauricio Dubon (whose practical presence in the locker room Alex Anthopoulos loves), or Grant Holmes.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Toronto, so don't look for Ross Atkins to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Nolan Arenado, Derek Hill, or Alec Gamboa (who Red Sox GM Craig Breslow is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Blue Jays still have a chance.


• Words of wisdom from Gary Sanchez: "If a pitcher has a good fastball, you can bet your small intestine his mama fed him a lot of salisbury steak growing up."

the oblique poem

Junior Caminero

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
oblique surgery

signing
              Manuel Rodriguez

and Freddy Peralta

protect
the Rays young pitchers

but it's
              Jonathan Aranda

out of
Chico

California

with the power

and snobby work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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