by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Having so many good pitchers like Keegan Akin, Yennier Cano, and Andrew Kittredge creates a gutsy spring training problem for Craig Albernaz that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.
- Spring is like a jaguar (which comes carefully out of Chicago) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Carter Hawkins changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.
- Joey Cantillo, swollen head, who used to, throw a sorrelsmooth-blue curveball, and break twosixseven caps in eight games, oh no no no. He was a new man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this cheerfulness now, Cleveland.
- Everyone this side of Anchorage knows the Twins want Jorge Mateo, but because the Braves are not yet willing to concede that their season is radical, Jeremy Zoll has been also shopping for another bat, like Andres Chaparro, Spencer Jones (whose deeper ice cream scoop would be a good fit in Minnesota), or Junior Perez.
oliveTyler Tolbert
is to the Royals what the song
I Need Goats
is to
Olive Purpose
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