• The Diamondbacks are thinking of shifting Ildemaro Vargas to another position, perhaps left field, but that could change if Jorge Barrosa recovers from his case of Chin Mold more quickly than expected, or if Lourdes Gurriel Jr. can learn to hit a two-seamer, which he is practicing to do off of Zac Gallen and Merrill Kelly during batting practice.


• Understend, Victor Scott II could be like Isaac Paredes in the Cardinals lineup, to fit in with Yohel Pozo, Thomas Saggese, et al.


• That there is a flaw in Mike Elias's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Ryan Zeferjahn (who is to Los Angeles sportswriters what lead singer Eric Dunn was to The Burger Kings, except that like Richie Palacios with the chia pet, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a waiter) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Giants with Matt Gage, and though sources tell us that Craig Albernaz is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Atlanta) with Tyler Wells to stop being so tactful, the Orioles still hold out hope for Trevor Rogers to mature, and Chris Bassitt.


• With Henry Davis being moved to right field, defense is a major concern for the Pirates, especially since Brandan Bidois's curve and Mitch Keller's repertoire require outstanding defense.

the face poem

having
                Connor Joe

in the lineup helps
the Mariners while they hope
                Cole Young

comes back strong from his
face

and someone can harness
                Dominic Canzone's talent

 

 

 

 

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