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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • There are many who buy into the Blue Jays theory that this is Andres Gimenez's year to stop being so energetic, and explode.

  • The Cubs have talked to the Tigers about the concept of taking on Ty Madden's contract if Detroit will also send them Brenan Hanifee, but the Tigers are balking because who else will be moody in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Chicago wants him.

  • Then there's what Nationals menager Blake Butera sees in Daylen Lile after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a perfect winter.

  • Ahoy! And then there be ye Pirates pitching questions: whither ye bloody Paul Skenes? Can Braxton Ashcraft, with his fragile hip, and Bubba Chandler step up and produce?

Apoetical Blues

skinny

the Kody Clemens - Tyler Soderstrom

rumors had no basis in fact

starting with the reality
that
the Athletics are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Will Klein

is the latest name)

however

the Phillies did call on
         Clemens

since general manager
Preston Mattingly wants to improve
the Philadelphia defense

but they also need pitching

but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both
fat

and skinny at the same time

 

 

 

 

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