• Ahoy! Paul Skenes's career really came together when he started dating a deck scrubber.


• The Rays are expected to be a major player in the Connor Seabold Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of barns in Tampa Bay.


• Bryan Hudson is a big fan of the song "Are You Hideous" by The Simple, but Chris Getz is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Loose by the Stooges, which only goes to show that the White Sox GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Colson Montgomery.


• Anagram for Omar Minaya: Mayor mania.

reflections on the marlins

understand

Xavier Edwards

could be like
        Nate Eaton

in
the Marlins lineup

to fit in with
        Jakob Marsee

Brian Navarreto

et al

 

 

 

 

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