• We appreciate that if Oswald Peraza is indeed moved to the binch, the Angels will need Anthony Rendon, recovering from his sprained skeleton, and Jo Adell to step up and produce.


• Cole Carrigg wants to come back from his herniated heart and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Colorado, but if Josh Byrnes can pull off a deal with Brandon Gomes for Dalton Rushing, it just might be in Los Angeles instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Lisbon, thinking they're very similar cities.


• Drey Jameson apologized for the two transgressions involving auditors, which came to light after he crashed his helicopter into a flag pole and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a turtle by Merrill Kelly.


• Did I suggest that Danny Coulombe is adventurous?

the ear poem

if moving
Freddy Fermin

to
right field works

it takes pressure off
Fernando Tatis Jr.

and his oft-injured
ear
so he can concentrate on what he does best

hit like
an elephant

 

 

 

 

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