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News & Notes
  • There was a lot of groaning in the Twins front office when Emmanuel Rodriguez got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the stewed cottage pie they had for dinner didn't agree with them.

  • so all the world took on a whim

  • Just when it seemed that the Dodgers would deal Alex Freeland for Luis Medina or some pitcher this happened: Freddie Freeman woke up one morning and discovered a misaligned shoulder, and Brandon Gomes had to change focus to trying to get Luis Curvelo or Aaron Ashby.

  • Will Griffin Conine and his snake please come home?

Apoetical Blues

verse 69

the Mets need
   Francisco Lindor

healthy after his
fragmented leg

and think if
   Ronny Mauricio

can be more patient

and stop chasing
the changeup

he can knock in
69 runs

along with
   Luis Torrens

 

 

 

 

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