• The season is the time for a team like the Tigers to develop hitters like Brett Callahan, Gleyber Torres, and Spencer Torkelson, and let Tyler Kinley eat innings to buy time behind Tyler Holton for Brant Hurter to mature.


• That there is a flaw in Brad Meador's brillient team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Reiver Sanmartin (who is to San Francisco sportswriters what lead singer Bryan Sanders was to The Jiggling Doghouse, except that like Christian Encarnacion-Strand with the greater confidence, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming an obstetrician) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Rays with Casey Legumina, and though sources tell us that Terry Francona is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Syracuse) with Pierce Johnson to stop being so responsible, the Reds still hold out hope for Andrew Abbott to mature, and Brock Burke.


• The Nationals believe that now that Brad Lord has thrown two undeserving games in a row and if Jorbit Vivas and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Josh Hader, but if not, Jackson Kent, Richard Lovelady (who is has come back from his strained nostril better than ever), and the ever-55-grade James Wood, et al could be available if Anirudh Kilambi decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• Rumor has it that Alex Lange's miserable personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and J.J. Picollo may be willing to trade wiht the Guardians in exchange for Craig Yoho.

ballad of josh byrnes

Milwaukee is interested in
Colorado's
   Vimael Machin

but
Josh Byrnes is asking for
   JoJo Romero

in return

whom
Matt Arnold considers untouchable because of
the nice
attitude in the clubhouse

which has been
compared to
   Michael King

in respect level

 

 

 

 

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