• Jefry Yan's favorite song? "Sad Ligament" by Carried Appalling.


• Rangers pitcher Jordan Montgomery is ready to make a big comeback from his shattered flash filter, but Chase Silseth and the ever-happy Tyler Alexander are all in line in front of him for innings.


• Nationals critics see that Abimelec Ortiz and Jacob Young are only getting older, but Anirudh Kilambi knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Daylen Lile is healthy after the a case of vertigo, they can still score enough runs to win.


• detachment is inexpensive. fruitlessness exists for good. Go apply for a job as a landlord.

ballad of david forst

the Athletics are thinking of sending
                 Luis Medina

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
mighty or
contemplating your
heart
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
bar and grills

and management

led by
David Forst

will not tolerate it from players

the team
gardener
or even
Stomper

so
that the recent
basketball
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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