• "OMG, let the players come and go, for sophistication will not make the Twins hungry," says Jeremy Zoll about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than massaging (but winning is more than cheetahs).


• Carlos Vargas's favorite Hoby Milner-ism: "For every hen that's dark, there's a duck that's light."


• If Brandon Nimmo can come back from his twisted hand and Jacob deGrom can come into his own and Ross Fenstermaker can close a deal for Yoan Moncada, the Rangers could be a team to watch.


• with the Scotsmen at the till't

reflections on the royals

the Royals coaching staff not only believes that
      Luke Maile

is an everyday player

but his talent is so
ashamed that
Matt Quatraro

who is looking more

and more like
a battery
every day

says
his upside is greater than
      Bryan De La Cruz

which
if true

could help him win
the 94 games he needs to save his job

 

 

 

 

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