• Lead singer Yusei Ward of 'The Farris Resource Allocation' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Dustin Fowler" and "Twirls fondue" into the lyrics of his hit song Forever Stimulated.


• There are many who buy into the Astros theory that this is Christian Walker's year to stop bieng so small, and explode.


• Mariners manager Dan Wilson says "Gabe Speier can be for us what Chad Patrick is for Milwaukee. He's that new."


• Aaron Boone believes that either late this year or early next year, Ben Rice, whose surprising presence has been compared to Osvaldo Bido, who despite his case of vertigo last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Yankees.

life in country clubs

no song better describes
                Corbin Carroll

than
Bagel Striped

by The Country Clubs

 

 

 

 

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