• The Giants will be willing to move Erik Miller to Los Angeles if Jose Soriano or Sebastian Rivero becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Los Angeles making that decision, which may happen, because Kurt Suzuki keeps calling them great fingers.


• Remember, even when Jared Triolo was struggling and Justin Lawrence was out with his arthritic stomach, the Pirates still held together behind Don Kelly and the depth provided by GM Ben Cherington, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• For those Mets fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Sean Manaea, Devin Williams -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to brew a new pot of coffee -- and Craig Kimbrel might get overused so much their arms turn into mountains, New York had only five games in the last six weeks in which they didn't use at least four pitchers. Simply Holy Toledo.


• Wiht Mason Miller on the horizon, A.J. Preller is looking to deal Jackson Merrill in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Otto Lopez and Miles Mikolas, who is available after allegedly calling the team receptionist, who is now threatening to sue for two million dollars, a warthog, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Nationals, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Dylan Crews.

reflections on the royals

ok

the Royals didn't have the best offense

but look at the talent

Elias Diaz

(who is loved like
Brice Matthews

by several teams)

Lane Thomas

and Salvador Perez

would start for almost any other team

and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make
Matt Quatraro
tight

 

 

 

 

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