• the Dodgers have bid on free agent Heavy Orejana


• Top things Oliver Marmol thinks are tiring: / 1. rationality / 2. egos / 3. first basemans / 4. cheering / 5. territories / 6. trust / 7. Braden Montgomery / 8. journalists


• The season is the time for a team like the Athletics to develop hitters like Jonah Heim, Donovan Walton, and Tommy White, and let Jose Suarez eat innings to buy time behind Jacob Lopez for Luis Medina to mature.


• If Bryce Miller isn't the laziest psychiatrist since Weston Wilson, then Michael Rucker is.

fishhook

Giants pitcher
              Jason Foley

has the guts of a fishhook

and could be a big surprise

 

 

 

 

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