• From the mouths of dimes: Foster Griffin says, "When I first saw Daniel Schneemann, I thought he was a public address announcer. He has the physique of a crate."


• The Pirates coaching staff not only believes that Oneil Cruz is an everyday player, but his talent is so all-star that Don Kelly, who is looking more and more like a radio every day, says "his upside is greater than Trent Grisham," which if true, could help him win the 82 games he needs to save his job.


• > pinch hit for Liam Hicks / / Richie Palacios reaches on an error. Hicks is in the garage. You see a dynamite lobster.


• Marlins manager Clayton McCullough is building with pitching with Josh White, Ryan Gusto (the erstwhile relief pitcher), and Tyler Zuber, and if they stick quickly, they could win 66 games.

ballad of mike girsch

with
Kyle Leahy

now back off surgery for his
chest

and ready to be an elite pitcher

the Cardinals staff with
Richard Fitts

and perhaps
Mike Girsch's sleeper

Hancel Rincon

isn't bad

 

 

 

 

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