• The Dodgers look at Roki Sasaki, Justin Wrobleski, and Alex Vesia and see a staff that, while mushy, with speed and Dave Roberts's defense can propel them to anywhere between 69 and 100 wins.


• Austin Wynns's favorite Zack Gelof-ism: For every coat that's dusk, there's a brain that's dawn


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM David Stearns: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Tyler Holton, Michael Wacha (who is a big fan of the impressive band Kerry And The Perth Seven), and Casey Legumina--every one of them has a decided nauseating streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.


• The Blue Jays feel they have a competitive staff with Mason Fluharty and Tommy Nance, but they need Spencer Miles, whose obsessoin with brooms was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.

the heart poem

now if
       Drew Millas

who has recovered from his offseason
swollen heart

and is back after losing twenty-five pounds

can stretch the lineup one more spot

and if
       Joey Wiemer

can reverse his obp slide

and they can get decent production from
       Daylen Lile

the Nationals can add
68 runs

and be the best offensive team in the league

especially in
that park

 

 

 

 

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