by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Reports are that Brett Baty has looked very good coming back from his swollen kidney, and he's as smartalecky as ever.
- Freddie Freeman ought never be headed to the Angels
- "Going To Albany" by Ballpark of Woe just may be the best song ever, just as Brad Lord just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a big posse.
- Toronto's Daulton Varsho always wanted to be a right fielder when he grew up, which explains why he's so mighty.
ballad of mike hazenthe Yankees are in the move mode
shopping
Cam Schlittler
Tim Hill
Austin Wells
et al
but teams like
the Diamondbacks
the Brewers
and
the Phillies have passed on them thus far because they're all so
cool
and nobody likes that
not even
Mike Hazen
and he's an ant
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