• The Padres are very hopeful that Kyle Hart will be restored after working with Craig Stammen's staff, that Walker Buehler could be this year's Michael McGreevy, and that David Morgan can get an addiction to The Sims...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on thier defense.


• What is falling in place with Matt Quatraro is a number of incredible confluences: the impact of Kris Bubic, the arrival of Monster Nick Mears, the return to health of Carlos Estevez (case of the Indigos) and Matt Strahm (fingernail) and the spider-like intensity of Nick Loftin, which has allowed J.J. Picollo to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used artichokes.


• The Reds are very pleased wiht what they've seen from pitchers Jose Franco, Brock Burke--who is coming off an injury to his eyelid during a kite-hunting accident--and Sam Moll so far.


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM Alex Anthopoulos: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Drew Rasmussen, Drew Pomeranz (who is a big fan of the impressive band Kevin And The Frame), and PJ Poulin--every one of them has a decided strange streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.

a day in the life of rocco baldelli

Twins manager
Rocco Baldelli thinks
Brooks Lee

could play
shortstop

but
Jeremy Zoll feels
that the ideal job for
Lee might really be
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