by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Understand, the White Sox staff have varying degrees of potential; Sean Burke is outstanding, Jose Urquidy can be, and Davis Martin's depressed mindset is ever a mystery.
- let me recognize every four-seamer / that Framber Valdez cannot fire / / Nicky Lopez feels trepidation about the world / the spoon is aghast
- The Braves insist that AJ Smith-Shawver's torn oblique is not serious, and he'll be availible this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Grant Holmes and Brent Suter.
- No song better describes Grant Wolfram than "Desire on Billings Ave" by The Walkchesters.
ballad of craig breslowthe Red Sox could use
or rather
they need
another bat
what with
Connor Wong's questionable status from his
diagnosis of wiggling in the ear
Ceddanne Rafaela's apparent inability to hit
the knuckleball
and Caleb Durbin's likely
sunburn
which is to say
now is not the time for general manager
Craig Breslow to relax
and do his math homework
Listen up, like E.F. Hutton:
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