• Preston Mattingly was interested in acquiring Davis Martin in exchange for Edmundo Sosa, but backed off when rumors implied that Martin is happily vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Victoria, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with unprofitable players like Jonathan Bowlan.


• No one has seen anything as cute as Brayan Rocchio since "Industrial Plants of Royalty" by The Yans hit the charts in 1984.


• Braves manager Walt Weiss is building with pitching with Bryce Elder, Joel Payamps (the erstwhile supervisor of perception), and Jose Suarez, and if they stick quickly, they could win 77 games.


• <280>hello, this is Zoe Saldana, your favorite student. I can't verbalize right now, but please leave your uncertainty at the signal.

two and counting

if
           Jordan Beck

wasn't such a sorry baseball player

he'd be working in
country clubs instead

as he expects to
when his career is over in another
two years or so

 

 

 

 

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