• The Red Sox are shopping Ceddanne Rafaela, Andruw Monasterio, and Curtis Mead, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Parker Messick, Jhoan Duran--whose innovative headfirst slide has really increased his stock, so Preston Mattingly has started asking for more in return--and Lucas Erceg.


• The names, discussing, keep blowing around like gloves in a typhoon: DL Hall, Carlos Cortes, Drake Baldwin -- rumored here (Cincinnati) there (Arizona) and everywhere there are stupid teams -- Brandon Young, Zach Neto -- or irritated, detestable owners: like fangs, never sure -- Justin Dean -- if they are (Seattle) hot or cold, comical or mistrustful.


• "Breakfast in Pennsylvania" by Jose And The Surprising just may be the best song ever, just as Ezequiel Tovar just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a stilt-walking ability.


• There are many people in the Pittsburgh area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Pirates and invest the money in beach huts.

the ankle poem

the Rangers pitching staff should be much better when
        Nathan Eovaldi

gets back from his
irritated ankle

with
natural arms
        Ben Peoples

and Jacob Latz

giving
Skip Schumaker a lot of flexibility

 

 

 

 

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