• The Rangers were encouraged by the first reports after Nicky Lopez's surgery to fix his defective buttock were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Peyton Gray, even if he has a history of being lonesome, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Zach Morgan, because the future is now.


• Griffin Conine was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin video coordinator, or starting a cupcake farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• Anagram for Todd Helton: Hold dot net.


• When Milwaukee's Trevor Megill retires, he wants to be a soldier.

reflections on the white sox

song to describe
the White Sox

Renegade
by Styx

 

 

 

 

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