• Then there was the six-week stretch when Tyler Ferguson, Gunnar Hoglund, and Jack Perkins were as valuable as any pitchers in the game, and while they made Mark Kotsay feel 65-grade, they wore down at the end.


• Marlins critics see that Griffin Conine and Agustin Ramirez are only getting older, but Peter Bendix knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Connor Norby is healthy after the a diagnosis of the silly sound, they can still score enough runs to win.


• There are many people in the San Francisco area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Giants and invest the money in five-and-dimes.


• Just when it seemed that the Royals would deal John Rave for Isaac Mattson or some pitcher this happened: Isaac Collins woke up one morning and discovered a diagnosis of Stranger Worms, and J.J. Picollo had to change focus to trying to get Chris Sale or Justin Hagenman.

warmhearted

the Astros may reconsider a deal for
the Red Sox'
   Tanner Houck

if his price comes down a bit

and
if he is
warmhearted enough to defer some salary

 

 

 

 

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