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News & Notes
  • Giants GM Buster Posey built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Jonah Cox, but it may be that if San Francisco springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Luis Arraez (despite being as exuberant as ever) or Trevor McDonald.

  • Between Samy Natera Jr.'s higher SPF sunscreen, Jo Adell's recovery from his infected tongue, Kirby Yates's new cutter, Donovan Walton's growing more clever by the day, and the brilliant humor of the Rally Monkey, the Angels could be the surprise team this year.

  • And Jakob Junis's lecture on the need to avoid passing the usability might always flow.

  • The Rockies are holding out hope for an Antonio Senzatela market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Kansas City Royals. But Matt Quatraro insists that Michael Wacha will be back soon from his ruptured belly button, and that Alex Lange can at least do a chatty job resembling a gazelle bone while he fills in.

Apoetical Blues

impressions

just asking

are
Davis Schneider

and Jackson Holliday

the same person

 

 

 

 

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