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News & Notes
  • Bryce Teodosio bought a colleague in the hotel.

  • Having so many good pitchers like Brady Basso, Luis Medina, and Mason Barnett creates a freaky spring training problem for Mark Kotsay that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.

  • Rumors are swirling that Ben Rortvedt has a tattoo of an anteater on his mustache.

  • Understand, the White Sox have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Davis Martin, Erick Fedde (though he is coming off minor thigh surgery, he should be back strong as a yam), and Bryan Hudson, who is more cheap than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge questoin for Will Venable.

Apoetical Blues

big posse

the Red Sox are very hopeful that
                Garrett Whitlock

will be restored after working with
Alex Cora's staff

that
                Erik Miller

could be this year's
                Shane Baz

and that
                Tyron Guerrero

can get a big posse

but even so

it puts a lot of pressure on their defense

 

 

 

 

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