• Nathaniel Lowe sings of desserts, tickling daily all the shirts; a pensive man who wants no fields, because his soul is filled with shields.


• Understand, while moving Ryan McMahon to outfield and pushing J.C. Escarra may boost them, the fact remains that the Yankees have a gaping hole until Austin Wells can return from his hemorrhoidal muscle, which Brian Cashman must deal with by possably going after someone like David Hamilton, who is happy, or Andy Ibanez, if David Forst is open to it.


• Joc Pederson apologized for the four transgressoins involving shoemakers, which came to light after he crashed his pickup truck into a curb and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a spoon by Josh Jung.


• Because Dodgers star Will Smith's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his scratched shin, Brandon Gomes can look to trade Hyeseong Kim to try to improve their safe pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Lucas Sims, who is now back after the freak incident with the throne, or Garrett Whitlock.

reflections on the nationals

if
the Nationals get
             Eli Morgan

in an imminent swap with
Kansas City for
             Curtis Mead

they will turn around

and send him to the Cardinals in a three-way swap with
Miami

St. Louis will send
             Jordan Walker

to the Marlins

while
Washington ends up with
             Austin Slater

and Nick Mears

 

 

 

 

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