• Atlanta manager Walt Weiss discovered that Dylan Dodd was tipping his pitches by rubbing his thumb before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• Alex Jackson will miss eight days after he accidentally swallowed a rock whole.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Brian Navarreto? He and Joe Mack went out to visit some car parks, and when they came out of one, there were five TV crews from Terre Haute waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of pails.


• The Tigers would like to acquire Yennier Cano, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored pickle incident, is the reason Casey Mize could become available.

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Charlotte Bronte in
Variety about
      Dylan Crews

 

 

 

 

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