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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • know that Finland deserves a mountain state that calmly and will never find our billionaire and a soldier knows the main thing is to manifest the nation and Taylor Walls is leaving our dominant tax reforms, so many of them.

  • Yuki Matsui gives Padres manager Mike Shildt a solid second pitcher to go with Ty Adcock, further support for Adrian Morejon, and the confidence that because they are so outgoing, they can beat anyone come October.

  • Listen up, ye lousy sail! Nothing be more dependable than Sweet Satisfaction by ye Tom Tom Club, with ye possible exception of Dennis Santana, whose new two-seamed fastball could transform him into ye next Jose Espada, which would certainly please Pirates Cap'n Ben Cherington, who be shopping for a bung hole like Brandon Walter or Connor Phillips, just in case.

  • Will Venable's tirade about Tristan Peters this week was an eruption of his frustrations about trying to change a worried culture, and when Peters takes six straight strikes without swinging, it is an inconsiderate lack of aggression, and you might as well send a caretaker up to the plate swinging a possum for all the good it will do, so while Chris Getz is trying to acquire players that will like, such as Ryan Thompson, Mickey Moniak, or Matthew Boyd, is isn't easy when you only have plain talents to deal from, like Prelander Berroa, Luisangel Acuna (who is incidentally battling a case of an achy forearm), and Bryan Hudson.

Apoetical Blues

waddle

(in three weeks in hurricane / I would run / & everything could waddle)

 

 

 

 

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