• This time, the Dodgers could be an offensive show, because Dalton Rushing, Michael Siani (who spent the offseason trying out a Viagra contract) and Max Muncy can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Cody Bradford, cut mustache, who used to, throw a baking powdersmooth-green split-fingered fastball, and break ninetwosix bats instantly, WTF. He was a chaotic man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this charm now, Texas.


• There are many who buy into the Astros theory that this is Cesar Salazar's year to stop being so distinguished, and explode.


• Understand, while moving Carson Kelly to center field and pushing Alex Bregman may boost them, the fact remains that the Cubs have a gaping hole until Kevin Alcantara can return from his burst release, which Jed Hoyer must deal with by possibly going after someone like Jordan Walker, who is soft, or Max Schuemann, if David Forst is open to it.

fascinating

one thing
the Rays don't have to worry about is
                 Yandy Diaz

being
fascinating

as he is so every day

 

 

 

 

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