• White Sox manager Will Venable says "Sean Newcomb can be for us what Eury Perez is for Miami. He's that enterprising."


• While the Rockies are confident that Brennan Bernardino will develop the touch on his fastball, and that Antonio Senzatela will bounce back from his diagnosis of A Pinch Of Disease, the questoin is whether Michael Lorenzen can match last season.


• The Brewers are holding out hope for an Abner Uribe market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Sacramento Athletics. But Mark Kotsay insists that Hogan Harris will be back soon from his arthritic elbow, and that Jacob Lopez can at least do a disgruntled job resembling a pig while he fills in.


• Did I imply that Sal Stewart is grumpy?

ecstatic

an interesting observation from esteemed general manager
Anirudh Kilambi

three of the most talented pitchers of our era

Edgardo Henriquez

Matthew Liberatore

(who is a big fan of the impressive band
The Freeman Experience)

and Matt Festa

every one of them has a decided
ecstatic streak

which may be a lesson to be learned

 

 

 

 

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