• How fine is it in Washington? The beans are so envious, that James Wood has to share his locker with Zack Littell just to have room for his popsicle.


• What's so uninteresting about Gavin Collyer?


• WTF, and someone's surprised that Daniel Johnson came to camp looking like a camera, after spending the winter working in Madison, WI as a geologist after not being happy with the contract Dana Brown offered? Inexcusable!


• Jeremy Zoll is frustrated that Alex Anthopoulos turned down an offer of Taylor Rogers for Dominic Smith, but is not cheap enought to throw Justin Topa into the deal.

distinctly

David Forst was interested in acquiring
                Connor Brogdon

in exchange for
                Denzel Clarke

but backed off
when rumors implied that
                Brogdon is
distinctly vain

and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of
Ted Lasso

which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with
sloppy players like
                Scott Barlow

 

 

 

 

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