• Chicago manager Will Venable discovered that Jordan Leasure was tipping his pitches by nodding his elbow before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• Eric Orze, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Billy Wagner" is "Will be angry"), after injuring his kidney in a freak collision with a mop in one of the biggest train stations in Tampa Bay, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Garrett Cleavinger, who is feeling very great right now because of his avant-garde headfirst slide, and Edwin Uceta.


• If you've been watching the Dodgers this week, Kyle Hurt has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being outraged will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• J.P. France, shattered sea, who used to, throw a dillsmooth-magenta two-seamed fastball, and break sevenninenine mitts on occasion, whoa. He was an excited man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this mirth now, Houston.

the thigh poem

and then there are
the Giants pitching questions

whither
the evil
        Keaton Winn

can
        Trevor McDonald

with his fragile
thigh

and Logan Webb

step up

and produce

 

 

 

 

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