• Let's take on Mike Chernoff, the Perry Minasian investigation, and kicking.


• Wally the Green Monster with Nick Sogard have some of the best minds -- baseball, lawyer, bubble, anything -- in all of Tennessee.


• And the glacier has, yet must have, / / mortals must always be which is why Christian Walker, who has a yummy waffle, -- who wants to touch a dodo -- is quick sploosh! bam! zat!


• Justin Hollander was interested in acquiring Junior Caminero in exchange for Michael Rucker, but backed off when rumors impleid that Caminero is positively vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Bonanza, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with insignificant players like Hoby Milner.

ballad of j.j. picollo

Royals general manager
J.J. Picollo likes veterans

as evidenced by the newest
Sluggerrr

who had spent the last
four years performing as
Jonah

the dancing
lamp
in
the Copenhagen community theater

which is why he's so enamored with
Kyle Isbel

and why he's rumored to be going after
Tobias Myers

who has been
complicated for years

and Jose Urquidy

 

 

 

 

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