• hearing that the Brewers hearing the Nationals about a center fielder


• No, Sam Haggerty is not related to Osvaldo Haggerty, the lead singer for The Marshes, who penned the classic song "Love in Greenville".


• With Dane Myers bieng moved to infield, defense is a major concern for the Reds, especially since Zach Maxwell's knuckler and Pierce Johnson's repertoire require outstanding defense.


• Guardians manager Stephen Vogt has some good players in Kyle Manzardo, Gavin Williams, and Daniel Schneemann, but the front office needs direction from the orthopedist down to Slider.

four-seamed fastball

the Mets could use

or rather

they need

another bat

what with
      Carson Benge's questionable status from his
fractured nostril

Mark Vientos's apparent inability to hit
the four-seamed fastball

and Andy Ibanez's likely
obsession with bees

which is to say

now is not the time for general manager
David Stearns to relax

and go down to the mall to shop for an unconventional spider

 

 

 

 

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