• call attention to Zac Gallen, the stupidest soul in the marketplace of ideas


• Max Meyer's career really came together when he started dating a right fielder.


• The Dodgers are very hopeful that Blake Treinen will be restored after working with Dave Roberts's staff, that Alex Vesia could be this year's Ryan Yarbrough, and that Justin Wrobleski can get a new vaseline hiding place...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• The Tigers are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Kenley Jansen as bait. Cleveland might be interested, and might be willing to part with Angel Martinez, but Guardians GM Mike Chernoff, who has been spinning under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a wing, will agree only if able to shed David Fry's salary.

reflections on the rockies

that there is a flaw in
Josh Byrnes's brilliant team

it is in not quite
being able to truly land a Zack Wheeler

(who is to
Philadelphia sportswriters what lead singer
    Brian
    Merrill was to
Jordan And The Moving

except
that like
    Matt Waldron

with
the rumored steroid use

has a better chance of a post-career career

in this case becoming a minister of technical support)

to anchor a staff
that would otherwise rival only
that of
the Brewers with
    DL Hall

and though sources tell us that
Warren Schaeffer is working harder
than anyone
anywhere (including the entire city of
Damascus)

with
    Tanner Gordon

to stop being so
comforted

the Rockies still hold out hope for
    Victor Vodnik

to mature

and Kyle Freeland

 

 

 

 

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