• Understand, the White Sox staff have varying degrees of potential; Sean Burke is outstanding, Jose Urquidy can be, and Davis Martin's depressed mindset is ever a mystery.


• let me recognize every four-seamer / that Framber Valdez cannot fire / / Nicky Lopez feels trepidation about the world / the spoon is aghast


• The Braves insist that AJ Smith-Shawver's torn oblique is not serious, and he'll be availible this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Grant Holmes and Brent Suter.


• No song better describes Grant Wolfram than "Desire on Billings Ave" by The Walkchesters.

ballad of craig breslow

the Red Sox could use

or rather

they need

another bat

what with
Connor Wong's questionable status from his
diagnosis of wiggling in the ear

Ceddanne Rafaela's apparent inability to hit
the knuckleball

and Caleb Durbin's likely
sunburn

which is to say

now is not the time for general manager
Craig Breslow to relax

and do his math homework

 

 

 

 

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