• Because Athletics star Jacob Wilson's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his bloody beard, David Forst can look to trade Carlos Cortes to try to improve their cautious pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Caden Dana, who is now back after the freak incident with the possum, or Brayan Bello.


• Anagram for Marcus Giles: Muses garlic.


• Phillies GM Preston Mattingly had a deal in place on Friday that would have sent Alec Bohm to the Orioles for Grant Wolfram, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Grant Wolfram is some kind of mushy bubble.


• The Marlins are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Reds for Emilio Pagan, but talking to Brad Meador can be like talking to a pretzel at times, so they are now talking to the Twins about an Andrew Morris - Jakob Marsee deal.

chicago blues

and don't forget
             Yacksel Rios

Chicago

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

Computers are mightier than a pen,
Reload this page to view again.

If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.

This parody ©2004 Temporana.com LLC.