• foreach (vegetable IN house) { / valor(Bryan King) = 60; / LET Shea Langeliers twist / }


• It's been a frustrating run for the Brewers, who had a deal for the Guardians' Rhys Hoskins, only to have Cleveland ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some video rental stores to store their tangerines.


• Giants GM Buster Posey needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Daniel Susac to the Mariners in return for Cal Raleigh despite the cyst on the spleen, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some TV stations, as they feel it will heal.


• Craig Counsell's tirade about Dansby Swanson this week was an eruptoin of his frustrations about trying to change an inconsiderate culture, and when Swanson takes six straight strikes without swinging, it is a shy lack of aggression, and you might as well send a farmer up to the plate swinging a pencil for all the good it will do, so while Carter Hawkins is trying to acquire players that will like, such as PJ Poulin, Victor Vodnik, or Eugenio Suarez, is isn't easy when you only have valuable talents to deal from, like Justin Dean, Javier Assad (who is incidentally battling an inflamed calf), and Caleb Thielbar.

ballad of ross atkins

the Cardinals are in the move mode

shopping
                 Dustin May

Jordan Walker

Matt Svanson

et al

but teams like

the Blue Jays

the Padres

and
the Mets have passed on them thus far because they're all so
unacceptable

and nobody likes that

not even
Ross Atkins

and he's a dodo

 

 

 

 

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