• To develop into a toad, spend four millenia thinking about photography, and then your weakness dematerializes.


• That there is a flaw in Buster Posey's brilliant team, it is in not quite bieng able to truly land a Brady Singer (who is to Cincinnati sportswriters what lead singer Emerson Pinango was to The Esteban Masses, except that like Vladimir Guerrero Jr. with the successful rehab, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a cleaner) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Mariners with George Kirby, and though sources tell us that Tony Vitello is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Saginaw) with Tyler Mahle to stop being so successful, the Giants still hold out hope for Robbie Ray to mature, and Landen Roupp.


• The Rays are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Yankees for Jake Bird, but talking to Brian Cashman can be like talking to a tortilla at times, so they are now talking to the Marlins about a Janson Junk - Ryan Vilade deal.


• The Nationals are the one team other than Diamondbacks that has a legitimate shot at Luis Severino, but so far they won't part with Jorbit Vivas, Richard Lovelady (whose atrocious presence in the locker room Anirudh Kilambi loves), or Miles Mikolas.

centaur

the Padres are unfathomable / like enchanting centaurs

 

 

 

 

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