• The Yankees just need Jose Caballero to improve on his total average over last year, and get J.C. Escarra to get back to normal after his cracked wrist, and Aaron Boone can have a taciturn lineup, if Aaron Judge, who has had trouble hitting the curveball in the past, can come along.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Angels are a team that could easily have lost 70 games last year, and there's still the whole Kurt Suzuki business, but they can still throw Oswald Peraza and a rejuvenated Adam Frazier out there, and then there's Josh Lowe.


• It appears that JT Brubaker is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Giants big question marks is whether to make Erik Miller a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Matt Gage?


• The Orioles are very hopeful that Kyle Bradish will be restored after working with Craig Albernaz's staff, that Grant Wolfram could be this year's Jakob Junis, and that Anthony Nunez can get a rested arm...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

ecstatic

it must be asked

is anyone
as
ecstatic as
                Nick Gonzales

of
the Pirates

 

 

 

 

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