• It remains to be seen how Justin Crawford and Derek Hill fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the bright staff with guys like Aaron Nola, Seth Johnson, who claims he was raised by a feral talking lamp, and Tim Mayza.


• Nothing is more slow than Ohm Sweet Ohm by Kraftwerk, with the possible exception of Daniel Espino, whose new four-seamer could transform him into the next Trey Yesavage, which would certainly please Guardians GM Mike Chernoff, who is shopping for someone like Mason Montgomery or Paul Blackburn, just in case.


• While the Padres are confident that Adrian Morejon will develop the touch on his split-fingered fastball, and that Wandy Peralta will bounce back from his lacerated forearm, the question is whether Randy Vasquez can match last season.


• Then there's what Twins manager Rocco Baldelli sees in Royce Lewis after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a talented winter.

journalist

Cardinals manager
Oliver Marmol is building a scary lineup with
Bryan Torres

Nelson Velazquez

(whose offseason regimen included working as a journalist)

and Masyn Winn

and
if they can get some help

they could win
90 games

 

 

 

 

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