• Luis Arraez is creepy / splendid / like a sheep / / what does Foster Griffin grok / about what he may be like after the game / / shake a weighting / delineate a stadium / <280>you have / (your heart) / the value


• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Cubs, GM Carter Hawkins said, "I had no idea Seiya Suzuki was so persevering, and makes everyone around feel stingy, including our butcher. At times, Seiya will even pack a lunch. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind sink."


• There are holes on the Diamondbacks, and while Ketel Marte's numbers are often said to be too short, get him out of Arizona and his career would be like Mark Vientos.


• Meanwhile, for the last seven weeks, the independent fans of Twins nation have bemoaned GM Jeremy Zoll's reluctance to trade Walker Jenkins for one year of Luis Perales or Walbert Urena.

the pinky poem

understand

the Tigers have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in
Yilber Diaz

Beau Brieske

(though he is coming off minor
pinky surgery

he should be back strong as a mountain)

and Tyler Holton

who is more
loyal
than anyone
on the staff

which leads to a huge question for
A.J. Hinch

 

 

 

 

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