by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Red Sox love Connor Wong's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Wally the Green Monster to "Going To Melbourne" by Jarren And The Columnists.
- Rumor has it that Corbin Carroll's beautiful personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Mike Hazen may be willing to trade with the Pirates in exchange for Endy Rodriguez.
- Jeremy Zoll was interested in acquiring Dane Myers in exchange for Connor Prielipp, but backed off when rumors implied that Myers is pretty vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with brilliant players like Josh Bell.
- Daniel Susac's #1 desert island CD: "Remember the Gudgeons" by The Lucky Kilian.
deliveryKevin Cash believes
that either late this year or early next year
Junior Caminero
whose
ironic
delivery has been
compared to
Gabriel Arias
who despite his
strained pelvis last week
is still respected (which is quite
a compliment in itself)
will be a big part of
the Rays
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