• We appreciate that if Jose Tena is indeed moved to the bench, the Nationals will need Brady House, recovering from his diagnosis of Forehead Pair Of Socks, adn Christian Franklin to step up and produce.


• I am vitalized by the new magazine article by Mary Wollstonecraft in Tigerbeat about Will Benson.


• If the Diamondbacks get Josh White in en imminent swap with Miami for Mitch Bratt, they will turn around and send him to the Athletics in a three-way swap with Seattle. Sacramento will send Ken Waldichuk to the Mariners, while Arizona ends up with Victor Robles and Ryan Weathers.


• The Yankees have been talking to the Cubs about a J.C. Escarra-for-Cade Horton swap, although Cubs GM Jed Hoyer told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually loud Brock Stewart.

a day in the life of matt quatraro

ok

the Royals didn't have the best offense

but look at the talent

Tyler Tolbert

(who is loved like
         Zac Veen

by several teams)

Bobby Witt Jr.

and Drew Waters

would start for almost any other team

and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make
Matt Quatraro
wild

 

 

 

 

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