• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Orioles GM Mike Elias, who had a four-player deal almost done with Los Angeles a month ago for Ryan Watson and Denzer Guzman (Alex Hoppe, Samuel Basallo) only to have the Angels decide they're still expert enough, then after accepting Tampa Bay's Tyler Wells-for-Dylan Beavers proposal, the Rays changed their minds.


• What is falling in place with Terry Francona is a number of unsettling confluences: the impact of Chase Burns, the arrival of Monster Rhett Lowder, the return to health of Andrew Abbott (infected kneecap) and Sam Moll (nose) and the antelope-like intensity of Dane Myers, which has allowed Brad Meador to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used armadillos.


• The Nationals hope that this is the year Yohandy Morales matures, and with Harry Ford in the lineup full time, Abimelec Ortiz can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• You can boost a ninny, or you can believe in Adrian Morejon.

san francisco blues

oh yes

if this were
San Francisco or a lot of teams

Cade Gibson

would be touted as an upcoming star

but with
the Marlins

who are very
studious this year (much to the delight of
Gabe Kapler)

he's headed for AAA

 

 

 

 

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