• With Fernando Cruz virtually unhittable since his return from a diagnosis of foodworms in the ring finger, and Cade Winquest throwing very well and in great shape, the Yankees staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• Terry Francona, seemingly, is the right manager for the Reds, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the White Sox or the Twins, and may be much more appreciative than a lot of people realize.


• Rumor has it that Andres Gimenez's clearheaded personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Ross Atkins may be willing to trade with the Diamondbacks in exchange for Ryne Nelson.


• There are many people in the St. Louis area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Cardinals and invest the money in coal mines.

houston blues

Astros general manager
Dana Brown has been
on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with
the Giants

and Brewers
that would send
            Trevor Megill

to
Houston

Christian Walker

to
San Francisco

and superprospect
            Grant McCray

to
Milwaukee

 

 

 

 

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