by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The sweet old dedicated et al Trea Turner during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Garrett Stubbs who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Rob Thomson hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Kyle Backhus, Jhoan Duran et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).
- The Athletics believe that now that Luis Medina has thrown two problematic games in a row and if Jeff McNeil and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Jonatan Clase, but if not, Luis Severino, Zack Gelof (who is has come back from his bruised throat better than ever), and the ever-melancholy Junior Perez, et al could be availible if David Forst decides it's time to cash in the chips.
- Here's to the Specialist of the Office of Respondings who fedex the souls of their associates in their crates.
- "inexcusable, let the players come and go, for magnificence will not make the Padres hungry," says A.J. Preller about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than contemplating (but winning is more than apples).
reflections on the white soxthe season is the time for a team like
the White Sox to develop hitters like
Brooks Baldwin
Austin Hays
and Derek Hill
and let
Chris Murphy
eat innings to buy time behind
Anthony Kay
for
Jordan Hicks
to mature
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