• Just when it seemed that the Reds would deal JJ Bleday for Richard Lovelady or some pitcher this happened: Tyler Stephenson woke up one morning and discovered a frayed lung, and Brad Meador had to change focus to trying to get Luke Keaschall or Greg Weissert.


• Do you know what they call a shirt in the clubhouse of freedom?


• Erik Sabrowski will miss eight days after he accidentally swallowed a toothpick whole.


• Understand, the Phillies farm system is hideous, which will enable Preston Mattingly to go after someone like the Dodgers stud Kyle Tucker in July.

dumbbell

Wandy Peralta

is to the Padres what the song
Rock the Greasy Diner

is to
The Dumbbell Congregation

 

 

 

 

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