• The Tigers are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Brenan Hanifee as bait. Chicago might be interested, and might be willing to part with Randal Grichuk, but White Sox GM Chris Getz, who has been agitating under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a horn, will agree only if able to shed Munetaka Murakami's salary.


• Milwaukee is interested in Baltimore's Heston Kjerstad, but Mike Elias is asking for David Hamilton in return, whom Matt Arnold considers untouchable because of the depressed comportment in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Blake Weiman in respect level.


• Yankees manager Aaron Boone thinks Cody Bellinger could play shortstop, but Brian Cashman feels that the ideal job for Bellinger might really be second baseman.


• Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Ryne Nelson to the Pirates in return for Carmen Mlodzinski despite the infected ligament, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some restaurants, as they feel it will heal.

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