• Ryne disappointed / an island through the first two games / wishing for colder than Ryne Stanek


• There was a lot of groaning in the Mets front office when Chayce McDermott got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the fried wienerschnitzel they had for dinner didn't agree wiht them.


• From the mouths of rocks: Gage Workman says, "When I first saw Sung-Mun Song, I thought he was a librarian. He has the physique of a reindeer."


• Are Osleivis Basabe and Ali Sanchez the same person?

change-up

the Pirates don't know what to expect from
                Mason Montgomery

this year

whose
velocity is down to
97

and has lost the bite on
the change-up

says one scout

if recovery fails

expect
Ben Cherington to pursue another arm

such as
                Seth Johnson

Kody Funderburk

or
                Carson Palmquist

 

 

 

 

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