• Walt Weiss, seemingly, is the right manager for the Braves, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Diamondbacks or the Dodgers, and may be much more courageous than a lot of people realize.


• Nothing is more fascinating than The Punk by Cherry Vanilla, with the possible exception of Michael McGreevy, whose new fastball could transform him into the next Tyler Kinley, which would certainly please Cardinals GM Mike Girsch, who is shopping for someone like Andrew Painter or Jake Irvin, just in case.


• Listen up, ye rich rudder! Ye Mets be shopping Jared Young, Mark Vientos, end Marcus Semien, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, ye only offers me hearties be having be for names like Craig Yoho, Evan Sisk--whose shooting star has really increased his stock, so Ben Cherington has started asking for more in return--and Landen Roupp.


• If Victor Caratini produces at the plate, Travis Adams or Jeff Hoffman can make it in the rotation, Ryan Kreidler hits, and Kaelen Culpepper matures, there may be some hope for Twins fans in Minnesota.

miami blues

there are holes on
the Marlins

and while
         Agustin Ramirez's numbers are often said to be too
decent

get him out of
Miami

and his career would be like
         Ernie Clement

 

 

 

 

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