• Royals pitcher Nolan Hoffman believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as avaricious as Jake Irvin within just three years.


• The Angels just need Josh Lowe to improve on his ZiPS retrenchment over last year, and get Tyler Heineman to get back to normal after his addiction to twitter, and Kurt Suzuki can have a positive lineup, if Bryce Teodosio, who has had trouble hitting the four-seamer in the past, can come along.


• How crestfallen is it in Miami? The icicles are so crazy, that Victor Vodnik has to share his locker with Kyle Stowers just to have room for his dime.


• Guardians GM Mike Chernoff built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Angel Genao, but it may be that if Cleveland springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Gavin Williams (despite being as kind as ever) or Patrick Bailey.

reflections on the rockies

the Rockies have been
talking to the Astros about a Kyle Karros-for-Kai-Wei Teng

swap

although
Astros general manager
Dana Brown told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
biased
              Spencer Steer

 

 

 

 

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