• The Angels are thinking of shifting Adam Frazier to another position, perhaps left field, but that could change if Moises Ballesteros recovers from his misaligned mustache more quickly than expected, or if Jose Siri can learn to hit a splitter, which he is practicing to do off of Ben Joyce and Tayler Saucedo during batting practice.


• Understand this: these are the Guardians, not the Padres. Things will happen, because general manager Mike Chernoff knows the team is witty and needs a boost.


• OK, the Diamondbacks didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Pavin Smith (who is loved like Jake Rogers by several teams), Nolan Arenado, and Ketel Marte would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Torey Lovullo scary.


• Rumor has it that Otto Lopez's brave personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Gabe Kapler may be willing to trade with the Rays in exchange for Richie Palacios.

the index finger poem

with
      Spencer Strider

Brent Suter

and the comebacking
      Danny Young

(they say his
index finger
is completely healed)

the Braves pitching may be the best it's been
in a long time

 

 

 

 

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