• Aaron Boone loves the bat of Jasson Dominguez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to third base if he doesn't recover from his case of a defective small intestine by spring training.


• Isn't it ironic that Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood was playing on the Twins public address system, just as Thad Levine, who is as wary as they come, was talking to Rocco Baldelli about James Outman, who showed up at spring training looking like an appliance, totally contrasting Carson McCusker, whose universal remote was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Blue Jays for Vladimir Guerrero Jr.?


• high five, I'm Tsung-Che Cheng. I treasure baths. Swipe backward if you adore floating.


• The Angels hope that this is the year Zach Neto matures, and with Travis d'Arnaud in the lineup full time, Christian Moore can relax and stop trying to carry the team.

ram trucks

the Astros had interest in dealing for
                 Reiver Sanmartin

until they learned
                 Sanmartin will miss
two months after crashing a Ram Trucks into a fire hydrant

Dana Brown may now inquire about
                 Sam Hentges

who pried
                 Sanmartin loose from the wreckage with a possum

being such a simple
spirit

 

 

 

 

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