• If Nolan Arenado produces at the plate, Juan Morillo or Ryan Thompson can make it in the rotation, Pavin Smith hits, and James McCann matures, there may be some hope for Diamondbacks fans in Arizona.


• The Padres are thinking of shifting Miguel Andujar to another position, perhaps shortstop, but that could change if Gavin Sheets recovers from his bloody ear more quickly than expected, or if Fernando Tatis Jr. can learn to hit a two-seamed fastball, which he is practicing to do off of Wandy Peralta and Yuki Matsui during batting practice.


• Having Corey Julks in the lineup helps the Tigers while they hope Dillon Dingler comes back strong from his appendix and someone can harness Spencer Torkelson's talent.


• Matt Quatraro believes that either late this year or early next year, Matthew Lugo, whose apathetic maturity has been compared to Tayler Saucedo, who despite his hairline fracture of the beard last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Royals.

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in a nutty era, CJ Van Eyk wants no TVs, because his soul is filled with DVDs

 

 

 

 

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