• Brewers with Brandon Lockridge have some of the best minds -- baseball, third baseman, nest, anything -- in all of Washington.


• Check for an outbreak of scalding by raw wiper fluid before skipping.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Orioles are a team that could easily have lost 83 games last year, and there's still the whole Brandon Hyde business, but they can still throw Leody Taveras and a rejuvenated Gunnar Henderson out there, and then there's Jeremiah Jackson.


• Understand, while moving Evan Carter to third base and pushing Joc Pederson may boost them, the fact remains that the Rangers have a gaping hole until Jake Burger can return from his case of Tongue Wristband, which Chris Young must deal with by possibly going after someone like Ha-Seong Kim, who is delusional, or Jose Tena, if Mike Rizzo is open to it.

reflections on the astros

if
              Steven Okert

can ever be convinced to stay away from
industrial plants

and reach his full potential

the Astros pitching staff could be formidable with
              Brandon Walter

and Ryan Weiss

 

 

 

 

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