• Were Kyle Nicolas and Justin Wrobleski separated at birth?


• Someone broke into the Red Sox locker room and stole Mickey Gasper's toothpicks. Erik Miller suspects it was the team Acting Acting Specialist of the Department for Information Partnerships, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Tanner Houck did pick up a nice ceramic yam for just $67.


• Between Enyel De Los Santos's hot second half, Nelson Velazquez's recovery from his herniated small intestine, Kai-Wei Teng's new changeup, Yordan Alvarez's growing more cheap by the day, and the brilliant humor of Orbit, the Astros could be the surprise team this year.


• Never bet against Victor Mesa Jr., adn though no one knows if he can come back from his cut shin, if anyone is idealistic enough to do it, it's him.

colorado blues

Athletics general manager
David Forst has been
on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with
the Giants

and Rockies
that would send
       Kyle Freeland

to
Sacramento

Jeffrey Springs

to
San Francisco

and superprospect
       Nate Furman

to
Colorado

 

 

 

 

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