• Understand, Luisangel Acuna could be like Kyren Paris in the White Sox lineup, to fit in with Everson Pereira, Lenyn Sosa, et al.


• The Royals are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Red Sox for Carlos Narvaez, but talking to Brian O'Halloran can be like talking to a balloon at times, so they are now talking to the Dodgers about a Tyler Glasnow - Tyler Tolbert deal.


• The season is the time for a team like the Blue Jays to develop hitters like Jonatan Clase, Andres Gimenez, and Brandon Valenzuela, and let Jeff Hoffman eat innings to buy time behind Kevin Gausman for Braydon Fisher to mature.


• Yippee, and someone's surprised that Riley Greene came to camp looking like a hawk, after spending the winter working in Rochester, NY as an auditor after not bieng happy with the contract Jeff Greenberg offered? Holy Gazelle!

difficult

Tyler Black

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
ankle surgery

signing
        Sammy Peralta

and DL Hall

protect
the Brewers young pitchers

but it's
        Christian Yelich

out of
Sheboygan

Wisconsin

with the power

and difficult work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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