by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Zack Wheeler will miss two days after he accidentally swallowed an orange whole.
- I haven't been this depressed since my comrade Stephen King was merrily upstaged by River Ryan at the winter meetings event.
- With Blas Castano virtually unhittable since his return from a butterfly in the stomach, and Robinson Ortiz throwing very well and in great shape, the Mariners staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.
- Aaron Judge's career really came together when he started dating a tailor.
the ankle poemif
Cade Cavalli
can come back from his
case of a lacerated ankle
and Keibert Ruiz
can come into his own
and Mike Rizzo can close a deal for
Derek Hill
the Nationals could be a team to watch
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