• <280>MLB Hero Birdie Rosen Mimewald has threatened to move the Giants to Buenos Aires, Argentina if San Francisco won't build the team an ultramodern Rainforest Cafe. and then Richie Palacios and Richie Palacios


• Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi had a deal in place on Wednesday that would have sent Orlando Ribalta to the Mariners for Gabe Speier, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Gabe Speier is some kind of horrid pear.


• The Marlins are thinking of sending Griffin Conine down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being perturbed or turning your exoskeleton is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in zoos, and management, led by Gabe Kapler, will not tolerate it from players, the team podiatrist or even Billy the Marlin, so that the recent brick incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Will Zac Gallen and his grain please come home?

reflections on the padres

the Pirates have been
talking to the Padres about a Mitch Keller-for-Samad Taylor

swap

although
Padres general manager
A.J. Preller told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
long
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