• Astros GM Dana Brown has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Dodgers and Rays that would send Alex Cook to Houston, Jose Altuve to Los Angeles, and superprospect Shohei Ohtani to Tampa Bay.


• There was a lot of groaning in the Rangers front office when Austin Wynns got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the lukewarm chow mein they had for dinner didn't agree with them.


• Because Padres star Jackson Merrill's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his arthritic spleen, A.J. Preller can look to trade Fernando Tatis Jr. to try to improve their uncertain pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Brady Basso, who is now back after the freak incident with the armadillo, or George Kirby.


• Ryan McMahon was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of bieng a highfalootin social worker, or starting a vegetable farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.

the pancreas poem

rumors are swirling that
    Joey Bart

has a tattoo of a notebook
on his
pancreas

 

 

 

 

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