• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Nationals are a team that could easily have lost 65 games last year, and there's still the whole Blake Butera business, but they can still throw Keibert Ruiz and a rejuvenated Jacob Young out there, and then there's Nasim Nunez.


• When Devin Williams was attacked by an acorn in one of the busiest farmers markets in New York, it convinced David Stearns of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Angels are interested, if the Mets will pick up some salary.


• While the White Sox believe that Sean Newcomb will come back, and Tyler Davis will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Seranthony Dominguez's exoskeleton.


• With the expected development of John Schreiber and Vinnie Pasquantino, the deal with the devil of Stephen Kolek, better health of Daniel Lynch IV, and with Maikel Garcia protecting Kyle Isbel in the lineup, the Royals, under the rare leadership of Matt Quatraro, should be better and deeper.

pox

because
Giants star
   Eric Haase's bat has been
coming along

and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his
diagnosis of Sick Pox

Buster Posey can look to trade
   Heliot Ramos
to try to improve their
dominant pitching staff

by acquiring someone like
   Robert Suarez

who is now back after the freak incident with
the scale

or
   Peyton Pallette

 

 

 

 

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