• The Twins are in the move mode, shopping Jeff Hoffman, Brooks Lee, Eric Orze, et al. But teams like the White Sox, the Tigers, and the Diamondbacks have passed on them thus far because they're all so peerless, and nobody likes that, not even Chris Getz, and he's an underwear.


• With Billy Cook on the horizon, Ben Cherington is looking to deal Yohan Ramirez in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Eli White and Angel Chivilli, who is availible after allegedly calling the team lawyer, who is now threatening to sue for seven million dollars, a wolf, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Yankees, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Luis Garcia Jr..


• It must be asked: is anyone as influential as Tyler Rogers of the Blue Jays?


• How do you like this meeting? I wonder about Andy Pages crawling too much.

childlike

the Angels are getting tired of
                 Travis d'Arnaud's
childlike act

and are considering shipping him to
Atlanta for
                 Joe Jimenez

 

 

 

 

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