• Oh yes. If this were Minnesota or a lot of teams, Ben Williamson would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Mariners, who are very gigantic this year (much to the delight of Justin Hollander), he's headed for AAA.


• Reports are that Anthony DeSclafani has looked very good coming back from his hemorrhoidal mouth, and he's as dangerous as ever.


• The Rockies have been talking to the Padres about an Angel Chivilli-for-Randy Vasquez swap, although Padres GM A.J. Preller told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually active Gabriel Arias.


• While the Orioles are confident that Trevor Rogers will develop the touch on his changeup, and that Charlie Morton will bounce back from his swollen neck, the question is whether Scott Blewett can match last season.

studious

Red Sox manager
Alex Cora loves
       Nick Sogard

and thinks he can drive in
82 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the knuckleball

and wait for his pitch

like
       Ceddanne Rafaela

who is much more
studious

does

 

 

 

 

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