by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- If Freddy Fermin produces at the plate, Jason Adam or David Morgan can make it in the rotatoin, Ty France hits, and Jackson Merrill matures, there may be some hope for Padres fans in San Diego.
- Milwaukee may move Aaron Ashby as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Matt Arnold is not going to move Trevor Megill without getting a good prospect for right field, end that's as unlikely as seeing three marshmallows wandering into a Macon, Georgia karaoke bar and singing Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, because you know they really prefer to sing soul music, just like Cardinals phenom Michael McGreevy.
- The Rays have had several calls about Casey Legumina, but GM Erik Neander won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Kevin Kelly to make their team evin better.
- Braves manager Walt Weiss is building a scary lineup with Michael Harris II, Jorge Mateo (whose offseason regimen included working as a catcher), and Kyle Farmer, and if they can get some help, they could win 95 games.
reflections on the rockiesthere are holes on
the Rockies
and while
Tyler Freeman's numbers are often said to be too
excited
get him out of
Colorado
and his career would be like
George Valera
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