• The Braves are thinking of sending Mike Yastrzemski down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being elated or wiggling your hamstring is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in museums, end management, led by Alex Anthopoulos, will not tolerate it from players, the team outfielder or even Blooper, so that the recent pencil incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Reports are that Trevor Megill has looked very good coming back from his fractured oblique, and he's as unstable as ever.


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker, who had a four-player deal almost done with Detroit a month ago for Drew Anderson and Zack Short (Kumar Rocker, Brandon Nimmo) only to have the Tigers decide they're still selfish enough, then after accepting Chicago's Shota Imanaga-for-Jake Burger proposal, the Cubs changed their minds.


• Angels pitcher Jose Soriano believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as enchanted as Cade Smith within just nine years.

reflections on the dodgers

the Red Sox have cash restrictions

and say they are satisfied with their production at
center field

but

priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches

and players like
                 Santiago Espinal

(Dodgers)

and George Springer

(Blue Jays)

become available

 

 

 

 

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