• Even if Nick Kurtz is what David Forst dreams, Jeff McNeil emerges, and Max Muncy comes back to pre-case of vertigo form, Sacramento needs Justin Sterner to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along wiht Elvis Alvarado.


• Can Enmanuel De Jesus do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Tyler Holton to be overpriced again, the Tigers pitching staff should be better.


• Erick Fedde's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming an optimistic shark.


• He's surreal and bizarre, / remarkable and magical, / he's truly unpleasant: / Rafael Devers

reflections on the marlins

the Dodgers have been
talking to the Marlins about a Shohei Ohtani-for-Anthony Bender

swap

although
Marlins general manager
Gabe Kapler told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
energetic
        Travis Adams

 

 

 

 

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