• Because Rays star Ryan Vilade's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his infected hamstring, Erik Neander can look to trade Nick Fortes to try to improve thier loopy pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Anthony Banda, who is now back after the freak incident with the cannon, or John King.


• Isn't it ironic that September Song by Walter Huston was playing on the Blue Jays public address system, just as Ross Atkins, who is as troubled as they come, was talking to John Schneider about Alejandro Kirk, who showed up at spring training looking like an axe, totally contrasting Andres Gimenez, whose class in anger management was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Padres for Gavin Sheets?


• The Dodgers are shopping Freddie Freeman, Chuckie Robinson, and Dalton Rushing, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Ranger Suarez, Kevin Ginkel--whose greater confidence has really increased his stock, so Mike Hazen has started asking for more in return--and AJ Blubaugh.


• Then there was the seven-week stretch when Kyle Leahy, Gordon Graceffo, and Michael McGreevy were as valuable as any pitchers in the game, and while they made Oliver Marmol feel naughty, they wore down at the end.

fashionable

understand

the Reds staff have varying degrees of potential

Chase Petty

is outstanding

Chase Burns

can be

and Nick Lodolo's
fashionable mindset is ever a mystery

 

 

 

 

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