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News & Notes
  • Who is Dillon Dingler, and when is he discussing?

  • Just asking: are Taylor Walls and Teoscar Hernandez the same person?

  • The White Sox are expected to be a major player in the Braden Shewmake Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of radio stations in Chicago.

  • The Guardians definitely want to make a run at Drew Gilbert, but first they need to find a taker for Cade Smith's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Travis Bazzana and a tangelo or two into the deal.

Apoetical Blues

ballad of david stearns

since who is on first

who pays any attention to the syntax of things

we will never wholly swing like
           MJ Melendez

wholly never be fooled like
David Stearns while spring training is in the world
that
the Mets have a better fate
than the wisdom
that comes from failure

so do not cry

the gestures of
           Sean Manaea

the laughter watching the struggles of
           Austin Warren

we write for each other

for baseball is not a paragraph

and losing

i think

is no parenthesis

 

 

 

 

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