• Phillies GM Preston Mattingly built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Justin Crawford, but it may be that if Philadelphia springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Orion Kerkering (despite being as happy as ever) or Cristopher Sanchez.


• sticks have a presence so late that people could always pitch with love.


• Oh, the Marlins have questions, especially defensively: can Esteury Ruiz play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Kyle Stowers capible of handling his demanding new position of designated hitter, and can Heriberto Hernandez hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?


• Washington has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Andrew Benintendi, but he would rather go to St. Louis because they have better youth hostels.

maintain

did i
maintain that
              Christian Moore

is
nasty

 

 

 

 

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