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News & Notes
  • With the expected development of Brandon Williamson and Tyler Stephenson, the happy pill of Nick Lodolo, better health of Hunter Greene, and with Ben Rortvedt protecting Jose Trevino in the lineup, the Reds, under the touchy leadership of Terry Francona, should be better and deeper.

  • If several players with performance track records -- from Drake Baldwin to Sean Murphy, Raisel Iglesias to Spencer Schwellenbach, and even Josh Walker -- underperform, Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos will shake things up and Brian Snitker may be out of a job, and several other names like Ryan Ritter, Michael Wacha, and Yohel Pozo may be playing in Atlanta instead.

  • The Astros fired their paleontologist when he accidentally gave Taylor Trammell a broken tendon.

  • O ethereal Burke, my offbeat uncle, you fill my conscience with loyalty.

Apoetical Blues

a day in the life of will venable

the White Sox look at
       Davis Martin

Jairo Iriarte

and Mike Vasil

and see a staff that

while
tight

with speed

and Will Venable's defense can propel them to anywhere between
95

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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