• Rumors are swirling that Ryan Thompson has a tattoo of an arrow on his appendix.


• The Guardians would like to acquire Brent Headrick, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored muffin incident, is the reason Gavin Williams could become available.


• It must be asked: is anyone as disgusting as Sean Manaea of the Mets?


• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Rangers, GM Ross Fenstermaker said, "I had no idea Joc Pederson was so nervous, and makes everyone around feel excited, including our pediatrician. At times, Joc will even do his math homework. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind trophy."

ballad of jeff greenberg

spring is like
a cheetah
(which comes carefully out of
Detroit)

arranging a grandstand

from which people look (while people stare

there a strange thing

and a known thing here)

and

while
Jeff Greenberg changes everything carefully (to

and fro)

and moving (new

and old players)

perhaps

without breaking anything

 

 

 

 

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