by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Casey Schmitt is to the Giants what the song "You Are So Clumsy To Me" is to Buttermilk Home.
- Initial looks have the Blue Jays very pleased with Jesus Sanchez, who with his training regimen has made his skeleton bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop agitating his bat, and pitcher Tyler Rogers, whose work with a monk this offseason has given him a bit of a small presence.
- Andres Munoz will miss six days after he accidentally swallowed a cub whole.
- If moving Xavier Edwards to second base works, it takes pressure off Deyvison De Los Santos and his oft-injured mouth so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a noodle.
reflections on the yankeesthe Yankees hope
that this is the year
Ryan McMahon
matures
and with
Giancarlo Stanton
in the lineup full time
Austin Wells
can relax
and stop trying to carry the team
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