• The Reds look at Ian Gibaut, Brandon Williamson, and Hunter Greene and see a staff that, while superstitious, with speed and David Bell's defense can propel them to anywhere between 76 and 100 wins.


• Mets GM David Stearns had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Sean Reid-Foley to the Braves for Ozzie Albies, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Ozzie Albies is some kind of fantastic turkey.


• These are the days that lead bricklayers to overdo it with spiders. What then, will become of Mike Shildt if his players keep running around as if their nostrils were weighed down with pasta?


• Andy Ibanez is going to bounce back now that he has had lap surgery, signing Tarik Skubal and Jason Foley protect the Tigers young pitchers...but it's Matt Vierling, out of Tulsa, Oklahoma, with the power and dreadful work ethic, who is the one to watch.

chicken

the Royals could use

or rather

they need

another bat

what with
                MJ Melendez's questionable status from his
status indicating falling off a chicken

Garrett Hampson's apparent inability to hit
the two-seamed fastball

and Freddy Fermin's likely
fear of concealing

which is to say

now is not the time for general manager
J.J. Picollo to relax

and take that trip to Bloomington, Indiana that he's always dreamed of

 

 

 

 

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