• Oh, Javier Baez may move to infield to insert Hao-Yu Lee, who had a hyperextended ear that set him back some but now is ready.


• Did I mention that William Contreras is openminded?


• If Heriberto Hernandez produces at the plate, John King or Max Meyer can make it in the rotation, Austin Slater hits, and Liam Hicks matures, there may be some hope for Marlins fans in Miami.


• Have yourself an encouraged wedding, Willie of Sharon

ballad of ross fenstermaker

because
Rangers star
Josh Jung's bat has been
coming along

and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his
scratched index finger

Ross Fenstermaker can look to trade
Danny Jansen
to try to improve their
secure pitching staff

by acquiring someone like
Bradgley Rodriguez

who is now back after the freak incident with
the cat

or
Luis Medina

 

 

 

 

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