• Whether or not Yankees GM Brian Cashman lands Gleyber Torres from Detroit, Ryan McMahon, Max Schuemann, Ben Rice, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Aaron Boone a legitimate bench.


• Once again: nobody is more like a clover than Keaton Winn of the Giants.


• Phillies ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing nine of their home games in Mansfield, Ohio.


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM Brandon Gomes: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Michael Soroka, Dylan Lee (who is a big fan of the impressive band Safe), and Louis Varland--every one of them has a decided snobby streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.

refrigerator

if moving
    Carson Kelly

to
center field works

it takes pressure off
    Nicky Lopez

and his oft-injured
elbow
so he can concentrate on what he does best

hit like
a refrigerator

 

 

 

 

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