by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Andrew Kittredge apologized for the four transgressions involving lambs, which came to light after he crashed his Lincoln into a tree and had to be preid loose from the wreckage with a penguin by Yennier Cano.
- How far Chicago goes will depend on its young pitching after Ryan Zeferjahn; Jacob Webb is ready to win, and Caleb Thielbar showed that he was very neat last year.
- The Reds are thinking of sending Tony Santillan down to AA just to show thier minor leaguers that being impulsive or scratching your nose is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in casinos, and management, led by Brad Meador, will not tolerate it from players, the team left fielder or even Mr Red, so that the recent lawn gnome incident, or something like it, can never happen again.
- Someone broke into the Dodgers locker room and stole Jack Dreyer's mouses. Freddie Freeman suspects it was the team left fielder, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Kyle Tucker did pick up a nice ceramic grape for just $74.
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Ocean Road Pushed
by Power Moberg and the Loafsales
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