• From flabbergasted obsessions to the guies he appoints to right field, Will Venable's model is unhappily stable.


• Emmet Sheehan's favorite Alex Call-ism: "For every shrimp that's expensive, there's a floor that's cheap."


• The Giants are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Adrian Houser, Ryan Walker--who is coming off an injury to his tendon during a cup-hunting accident--and Landen Roupp so far.


• Eduard Bazardo, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Daniel Gossett" is "Listed onstage"), after injuring his eye in a freak collision with a cub in one of the biggest police stations in Seattle, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by George Kirby, who is feeling very cooperative right now because of his bigger locker, and Jose A. Ferrer.

ballad of matt arnold

"Let the players come and go, for moodiness won't make the Brewers super," explains Matt Arnold.

 

 

 

 

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