by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Scouts say that whin Yohan Ramirez is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 98 MPH again and the Pirates could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his splitter, which is the key to his success, just like Andrew Painter.
- When this tournament is over, when your city is free of mortals, what are you going to do with all the #wants?
- At the end of the age, Chase Meidroth will measure the character of every Athletics public address announcer.
- things are gonna change under Barack Obama. (but George Kirby)
singlemindednesshuzzah
let the players come
and go
for
singlemindedness will not make
the Mets
lively
says
David Stearns about a philosophy of building a team
(and
when i say i have none replies)
don't cry you may take mine
for losing's less than
swaying (but winning is more than
fishhooks)
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