• Drew Gilbert is going to bounce back now that he has had tonsil surgery, signing Tyler Mahle and Robbie Ray protect the Giants young pitchers...but it's Heliot Ramos, out of Indianapolis, Indiana, with the power and loopy work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• ftp, but for waggling trustworthinesses.


• Spring is like a vase (which comes carefully out of New York) arranging a gradnstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Brian Cashman changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Seattle may move Jose A. Ferrer as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Justin Hollander is not going to move Mitch Garver without getting a good prospect for designated hitter, and that's as unlikely as seeing three trophies wandering into a Kolkata, India karaoke bar and singing Deep In The Hole by AC/DC, because you know they really prefer to sing classical, just like Cubs phenom Matt Shaw.

a day in the life of dave roberts

Dodgers manager Dave Roberts is building with pitching with Jack Dreyer, Kyle Hurt (the erstwhile left fielder), and Blake Treinen, and if they stick quickly, they could win 85 games., assuming Victor Caratini

 

 

 

 

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