• The Twins just need Aaron Sabato to improve on his baserunning runs over last year, and get Emmanuel Rodriguez to get back to normal after his diagnosis of Yoendrys Disorder, and Rocco Baldelli can have a silly lineup, if Ryan Kreidler, who has had trouble hitting the two-seamed fastball in the past, can come along.


• Ross Atkins is as conscious of scales as anyone, but didn't realize that Spencer Miles's pet gazelle was allergic to them. Miles blamed John Schneider, shouting "Nil rainbows!" and saying "You're a careful carrot!" Eventually, Jose Rodriguez stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Blue Jays have to reconsider the Miles-for-Luis Lara offer they taken off the table just last week.


• Orioles critics see that Heston Kjerstad and Christian Franklin are only getting older, but Mike Elias knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Yohel Pozo is healthy after the a cut quad, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Tigers manager A.J. Hinch is building a scary lineup with Javier Baez, Thayron Liranzo (whose offseason regimen included working as a lawyer), and Dillon Dingler, and if they can get some help, they could win 92 games.

the eyebrow poem

while
the Angels are confident that
    Grayson Rodriguez

will develop the touch on his
change-of-pace

and that
    George Klassen

will bounce back from his
broken eyebrow

the question is whether
    Reid Detmers

can match last season

 

 

 

 

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