• Even if Agustin Ramirez is what Peter Bendix dreams, Otto Lopez emerges, and Kyle Stowers comes back to pre-herniated pinky form, Miami needs Lake Bachar to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Braxton Garrett.


• The Cubs look at Ethan Roberts, Jacob Webb, and Jameson Taillon and see a staff that, while coarse, with speed and Craig Counsell's defense can propel them to anywhere between 71 and 100 wins.


• OK, the White Sox didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Luisangel Acuna (who is loved like Brandon Lockridge by several teams), Lenyn Sosa, and Korey Lee would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Will Venable haughty.


• HH

the kneecap poem

having
             Anthony Volpe

in the lineup helps
the Yankees while they hope
             Amed Rosario

comes back strong from his
kneecap

and someone can harness
             Jazz Chisholm Jr.'s talent

 

 

 

 

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