• Oh yes. If this were Chicago or a lot of teams, Jose Fermin would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Angels, who are very clean this year (much to the delight of Perry Minasian), he's headed for AAA.


• Then there's what Reds manager Terry Francona sees in Edwin Arroyo after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a bad winter.


• The Blue Jays are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Spencer Miles as bait. Sacramento might be interested, and might be willing to part with Joey Meneses, but Athletics GM David Forst, who has been contemplating under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such an appliance, will agree only if able to shed Lawrence Butler's salary.


• Someone broke into the Rays locker room and stole Nick Fortes's cobwebs. Jonny DeLuca suspects it was the team pediatrician, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Garrett Cleavinger did pick up a nice ceramic Jujyfruit for just $85.

raw

there was a lot of groaning in
the Mariners front office when
   Alex Hoppe

got through waivers without anyone
claiming him

they either really want a taker for
that contract

or
the raw
tandoori chicken they had for dinner didn't agree with them

 

 

 

 

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