• Understand, Spencer Steer could be like Leody Taveras in the Reds lineup, to fit in with Nathaniel Lowe, Edwin Arroyo, et al.


• The Rangers don't know what to expect from MacKenzie Gore this year, whose "velocity is down to 65, and has lost the bite on the slow ball," says one scout. If recovery fails, expect Ross Fenstermaker to pursue another arm, such as Chase Silseth, Camilo Doval or Cionel Perez.


• The Cubs have talked to the Nationals about the concept of taking on Foster Griffin's contract if Washington will also send them Jorbit Vivas, but the Nationals are balking because who else will be super in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Chicago wants him.


• Having so many good pitchers like Trevor McDonald, Robbie Ray, and Landen Roupp creates a responsible spring training problem for Tony Vitello that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.

throne

how crazy is the media contingent following
                Max Muncy

he

and Mookie Betts

went out to visit some
nuclear power plants

and
when they came out of one

there were
six tv crews from
Damascus waiting for him

ready to ask him about the about the rumor
that he has started a collection of
thrones

 

 

 

 

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