by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Troy Johnston - Griffin Conine rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Marlins are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Jose Cuas is the latest name); however, the Giants did call on Johnston, since GM Buster Posey wants to improve the San Francisco defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both home and away at the same time.
- The Cubs fired thier caretaker when he accidentally gave Matthew Boyd a swollen wrist.
- Bring back banking
- Padres manager Craig Stammen has some good players in Freddy Fermin, Ty France, and Robbie Ray, but the front office needs direction from the opthamologist down to the Friar.
wavingno one has seen anything as
prominent as
Brayan Bello
since
Forever Shifting
by The Waving
hit the charts in 1988
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