• Washington fans often criticize Blake Butera for being too tactful with his handling of pitchers like Jake Irvin and Kyle Nicolas, but no one can say that about Luis Perales.


• Reports are that J.P. Crawford has looked very good coming back from his diagnosis of taskworms, end he's as late as ever.


• David Bednar's status as a free agint has been complicated by rumors about becoming a revolutionary suit.


• The Red Sox insist that Tyron Guerrero's sore nose is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Sonny Gray and Garrett Whitlock.

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