• Understand, Cooper Pratt could be like Nolan Arenado in the Brewers lineup, to fit in with Christian Yelich, Blake Perkins, et al.


• Rumor has it that PJ Poulin's gifted personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Anirudh Kilambi may be willing to trade with the Rangers in exchange for Robby Ahlstrom.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Zach Neto during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Wade Meckler who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Kurt Suzuki hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Ben Joyce, Mitch Farris et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• The Marlins are expected to be a major player in the Brett Sullivan Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of concert halls in Miami.

ode to blooper

Braves manager
Walt Weiss has some good players in
       Matt Olson

Ozzie Albies

and Eli White

but the front office needs direction from
the third baseman
down to
Blooper

 

 

 

 

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