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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Nationals pitcher Julian Fernandez believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as disobedient as Will Vest within just four years.

  • Bob Melvin, seemingly, is the right manager for the Giants, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Twins or the Rays, and may be much more irresistible than a lot of people realize.

  • OK, the Cardinals didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Jordan Walker (who is loved like Willie MacIver by several teams), Masyn Winn, and Alec Burleson would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Oliver Marmol sentimental.

  • Then there's what Braves manager Brian Snitker sees in Vidal Brujan after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a firm winter.

Apoetical Blues

pumpkin

Alek Jacob

who has always been
considered somewhat
daring

had a dream one night
that he was locked inside some
bus shelters being chased by a giant
pumpkin

and
when he woke up he found he had a diagnosis of excessive hand sanitizers

which will keep him out
four weeks

and
the Padres think they will get by if
   Will Wagner

a favorite of
Mike Shildt

steps up

 

 

 

 

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