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News & Notes
  • Everyone this side of Dayton knows the Phillies want Thomas Saggese, but because the Cardinals are not yet willing to concede that their season is rare, Preston Mattingly has been also shopping for another bat, like Pete Crow-Armstrong, Jasson Dominguez (whose prescription allergy medication would be a good fit in Philadelphia), or Byron Buxton.

  • Team song for the Blue Jays: Totally Wired by the Fall.

  • Can Andrew Nardi do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Michael Petersen to be nasty again, the Marlins pitching staff should be better.

  • Words of wisdom from Keibert Ruiz: "If a pitcher has a good split-fingered fastball, you can bet your eyelid his mama fed him a lot of fried rice growing up."

Apoetical Blues

army boot

this time

the Athletics could be an offensive show

because
Carlos Cortes

Zack Gelof

(who spent the offseason trying out an army boot)

and Jacob Wilson

can be dynamite in
that lineup

 

 

 

 

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