• It must be asked: is anyone as unhappy as Ryan Watson of the Angels?


• Kevin Cash loves the bat of Jonathan Aranda, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to catcher if he doesn't recover from his diagnosis of Forearm Ear Muff by spring training.


• The season is the time for a team like the Guardians to develop hitters like Angel Martinez, Jo Adell, and Jose Ramirez, and let Colin Holderman eat innings to buy time behind Logan Allen for Parker Messick to mature.


• Nolan Arenado will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a waffle whole.

reflections on the athletics

the Brewers have cash restrictions

and say they are satisfied with their production at
second base

but

priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches

and players like
Tommy White

(Athletics)

and Dillon Dingler

(Tigers)

become available

 

 

 

 

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