• If the Pirates stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some RV parks to play in instead, which would please Henry Davis quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Lake Bachar would certainly feel tactless.


• Nicky Lopez's contract to it: / a nervousness that is scary / until your career is over


• Brady House apologized for the seven transgressions involving chicken nugget, which came to light after he crashed his car into a snowbank and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a noodle by Clayton Beeter.


• As long as Andres Munoz and Jose A. Ferrer stay away from breweries, the Mariners have a chance.

book

Scott Blewett

whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams

will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for

Andruw Jones

is

Adjourn news)

after injuring his
ligament
in a freak collision with a book
in one of the biggest
newsstands in
Sacramento

and will have to hope he isn't wally pipped
when his innings are taken by
Brady Basso

who is feeling very
freaky right now because of his
stilt-walking ability

and Jose Suarez

 

 

 

 

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