• Lead singer Nolan Steer of 'Jarvis and the Boothowes' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Armando Benitez" and "End Amazon tribe" into the lyrics of his hit song The Stimulated Twig.


• The Rangers definitely want to make a run at Jack Flaherty, but first they need to find a taker for Robert Garcia's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Michel Otanez and a sink or two into the deal.


• Logan Evans's career really came together when he started dating an artist.


• Arrrr! Ye Pirates insist that Mason Montgomery's unarmed cannon be not serious, adn he'll be available this weekend. They be fortunate that me hearties be having so deep a staff with Braxton Ashcraft and Hunter Barco.

arizona blues

no one has been
more frustrated trying to find pitching than
Giants general manager
Buster Posey

who had a four-player deal almost done with
Arizona a month ago for
             Michael Soroka

and James McCann

(Adrian Houser

Matt Chapman)

only to have
the Diamondbacks decide they're still
lazy enough

then after accepting
New York's
             Luis Gil-for-Tyler Fitzgerald

proposal

the Yankees changed their minds

 

 

 

 

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