• With LuJames Groover on the horizon, Mike Hazen is looking to deal Eduardo Rodriguez in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Kyle Freeland and George Springer, who is available after allegedly calling the team banker, who is now threatening to sue for three million dollars, a baseball, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Blue Jays, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Andres Gimenez.


• These are the days that lead center fielders to overdo it with possums. What then, will become of Mark Kotsay if his players keep running around as if their index fingers were weighed down with ice cream?


• The Dodgers look at Roki Sasaki, Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Alex Vesia and see a staff that, while charming, with speed and Dave Roberts's defense can propel them to anywhere between 69 and 100 wins.


• Scouts say that when Luke Weaver is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 80 MPH again and the Mets could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his slider, which is the key to his success, just like Gerrit Cole.

three and counting

Orioles ownership believes
they could add millions in payroll by playing
three of their home games in
Bakersfield

California

 

 

 

 

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