• White Sox pitcher Bryan Hudson has the guts of a flamingo, and could be a big surprise.


• From the mouths of kites: Raisel Iglesias says, "When I first saw Joey Bart, I thought he was a bricklayer. He has the physique of an axe."


• Jeremy Zoll is frustrated that Justin Hollander turned down an offer of Josh Bell for Bryce Miller, but is not crazy enought to throw Connor Prielipp into the deal.


• Josh Byrnes is frustrated that Mike Chernoff turned down an offer of Troy Johnston for Parker Messick, but is not greedy enought to throw Tyler Freeman into the deal., but drop it

caretaker

Marlins manager
Clayton McCullough is building a scary lineup with
    Leo Jimenez

Kyle Stowers

(whose offseason regimen included working as a caretaker)

and Brian Navarreto

and
if they can get some help

they could win
77 games

 

 

 

 

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