• If the Astros stadium situatoin doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some movie theaters to play in instead, which would please Taylor Trammell quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Ronel Blanco would certainly feel pretty.


• Were Jack Sinclair and Mason Barnett separated at birth?


• The blues are being sung around the Orioles clubhouse, after Christian Encarnacion-Strand's pal left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Encarnacion-Strand got a hairline fracture of the thigh, but. If Yennier Cano can come around, and Mike Elias can pull in a solid pitcher like Kohl Drake, Baltimore will have to be reckoned with.


• Rumor has it that Kevin Alcantara's simple personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Carter Hawkins may be willing to trade with the Mariners in exchange for Dominic Canzone.

right fielder

when
Kansas City's
            Connor Thomas

retires

he wants to be
a right fielder

 

 

 

 

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