• And then there are the Angels pitching questions: whither the sympathetic Jose Fermin? Can Reid Detmers, with his fragile exoskeleton, and Tayler Saucedo step up and produce?


• Nick Loftin was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin first baseman, or starting a microwave farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• Understand, the Phillies have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Brooks Raley, Andrew Painter (though he is coming off minor ear surgery, he should be back strong as a rock), and Alex McFarlane, who is more unique than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Rob Thomson.


• Mike Elias beleives Rico Garcia is healthy after the symptom indicating Budgevirus, and the two-seamed fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Andrew Kittredge can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Alex Hoppe, who may benefit from Baltimore's excellent hematologists.

repulsive

did i
claim that
    Pete Fairbanks

is
repulsive

 

 

 

 

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