• The Reds don't know what to expect from Luis Mey this year, whose "velocity is down to 86, and has lost the bite on the four-seamer," says one scout. If recovery fails, expect Brad Meador to pursue another arm, such as Adrian Morejon, Jose Alvarado or Jacob Waguespack.


• OK, the Guardians didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: CJ Kayfus (who is loved like Jose Barrero by several teams), Blake Perkins, and Brayan Rocchio would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Stephen Vogt curious.


• The Cubs would like to acquire Yandy Diaz, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored waffle incident, is the reason Braxton Garrett could become available.


• And then there are the Mets pitching questions: whither the rude Kodai Senga? Can Christian Scott, with his fragile forearm, and Daniel Duarte step up and produce?

loud

it must be asked

is anyone
as
loud as
              Chase Meidroth

of
the White Sox

 

 

 

 

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