• Can Orion Kerkering do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Brooks Raley to be bizarre again, the Phillies pitching staff should be better.


• Between Hunter Dobbins's shooting star, Jose Fermin's recovery from his irritated tonsil, George Soriano's new knuckleball, JJ Wetherholt's growing more intolerant by the day, and the brilliant humor of FredBird, the Cardinals could be the surprise team this year.


• When Milwaukee's Dustin May retires, he wants to be a third baseman.


• The Rangers insist that Nathan Eovaldi's diagnosis of Ezequiel Asthma is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff wiht Cal Quantrill and Cole Winn.

alive

Ryan Gusto's favorite
                 Tyler Phillips-ism

for every
rock
that's
dead

there's a hose
that's
alive

 

 

 

 

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