• Oh, and someone's surprised that Jared Jones came to camp looking like a coat, after spending the winter working in Ankara, Turkey as a waiter after not being gratified with the contract Ben Cherington offered? Amazing!


• Mason Miller's makeup is as sloppy as anybody, including Alex Lange.


• Never bet against Luke Murphy, and though no one knows if he can come back from his cut chest, if anyone is intolerant enough to do it, it's him.


• Even if Sean Keys is what Ross Atkins dreams, Ernie Clement emerges, and Charles McAdoo comes back to pre-cyst on the buttock form, Toronto needs Louis Varland to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along wiht Max Scherzer.

reflections on the diamondbacks

Diamondbacks ghost-swinging leaderboard: / 1. Brandyn Garcia / 2. Tommy Troy / 3. Gabriel Moreno / 4. Eduardo Rodriguez / 5. Tommy Troy

 

 

 

 

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