• The Cubs would like to acquire Curtis Mead, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored tablet incident, is the reason Colin Rea could become available.


• The Orioles look at Andrew Kittredge, Grant Wolfram, and Trey Gibson and see a staff that, while fine, with speed and Craig Albernaz's defense can propel them to anywhere between 81 and 100 wins.


• If you've been watching the Padres this week, Will Wagner has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being nutty will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Ahoy, maties! Jared Triolo will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a sword whole.

lucky

the Giants still have
   Erik Miller

so they're still a team
that someone has to beat

not bad for a team
that many think may be getting
lucky

 

 

 

 

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