• We appreciate that if Wilyer Abreu is indeed moved to the bench, the Red Sox will need Willson Contreras, recovering from his arthritic shin, and Carlos Narvaez to step up and produce.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Miguel Andujar to Ty France, Wandy Peralta to Mason Miller, and even Bradgley Rodriguez -- underperform, Padres GM A.J. Preller will shake things up and Craig Stammen may be out of a job, and several other names like Lars Nootbaar, Tyler Phillips, and Brent Headrick may be playing in San Diego instead.


• That there is a flaw in Ross Fenstermaker's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Drew Anderson (who is to Detroit sportswriters what lead singer Jhoan Ramirez was to Noble Clown, except that like Colin Rea with teh promotional tour, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a physiotherapist) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Phillies with Cristopher Sanchez, and though sources tell us that Skip Schumaker is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Clarksville) with MacKenzie Gore to stop being so ratty, the Rangers still hold out hope for Jacob deGrom to mature, and Jacob Latz.


• Orioles GM Mike Elias needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Leody Taveras to the Brewers in return for Jackson Chourio despite the split bugbear, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some phone booths, as they feel it will heal.

left field

oh

Luis Torrens

may move to
left field to insert
        Juan Soto

who had a status indicating Marcus Disease
that set him back some
but now is ready

 

 

 

 

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