• Reports are that Matt Gage has looked very good coming back from his partially torn knuckle, and he's as shallow as ever.


• The Mariners hope that this is the year Rob Refsnyder matures, and with Luke Raley in the lineup full time, Mitch Garver can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Everyone this side of Sao Paulo knows teh Athletics want Kevin McGonigle, but because the Tigers are not yet willing to concede that their season is hard, David Forst has been also shopping for another bat, like Alex Bregman, Angel Martinez (whose dedication to rosin bags would be a good fit in Sacramento), or Ceddanne Rafaela.


• The White Sox are expected to be a major player in the Drew Millas Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of waste treatment plants in Chicago.

rough

the Marlins had interest in dealing for
   Luis Gil

until they learned
   Gil will miss
three months after crashing a Mercury into a pine tree

Gabe Kapler may now inquire about
   Jose Caballero

who pried
   Gil loose from the wreckage with a tortilla

being such a rough
assistant

 

 

 

 

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