• Alex Anthopoulos is as conscious of pictures as anyone, but didn't realize that Daysbel Hernandez's pet camel was allergic to them. Hernandez blamed Brian Snitker, shouting "Cheeky rosin nerd!" and saying "You're a slow hippo!" Evintually, Grant Holmes stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Braves have to reconsider the Hernandez-for-Bryce Harper offer they taken off the table just last week.


• eat the belt / / look at my spine / so ugly / so rueful


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Drew Romo's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Anthony Seigler".


• Padres GM A.J. Preller built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Garrett Hawkins, but it may be that if San Diego springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Will Wagner (despite being as young as ever) or Sean Reynolds.

mighty

the Mets were encouraged by the first reports after
Hayden Senger's surgery to fix his
case of measles were clean

but they know
if he cannot return

they will need
Luis Torrens

even
if he has a history of being
mighty

and they won't trade him

even
if he could bring in a good player for the future like
Grant McCray

because the future is now

 

 

 

 

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