• Cubs ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing eight of their home games in Bangalore, India.


• Jose Siri of the Angels says, "If you thought Theo Epstein was beautiful before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'The tie opens'."


• William Contreras is considering an extension wiht the Brewers, because his imaginary friend Jackets the Ladybug is so enamored with Bernie Brewer it would break his heart to leave.


• The White Sox are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Cardinals for Lars Nootbaar, but talking to Mike Girsch can be like talking to a throne at times, so they are now talking to the Padres about a Ty France - Andrew Benintendi deal.

modest

it must be asked

is anyone
as
modest as
           Evan Phillips

of
the Dodgers

 

 

 

 

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