• The Yankees are very hopeful that Gerrit Cole will be restored after working with Aaron Boone's staff, that Ryan Yarbrough could be this year's Chad Patrick, and that Carlos Rodon can get a guardian angel...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• Reports are that Travis Adams has looked very good coming back from his arthritic muscle, and he's as alert as ever.


• The Reds are getting tired of Sal Stewart's coarse act, and are considering shipping him to Los Angeles for Will Smith.


• The Angels definitely want to make a run at Matt Shaw, but first they need to find a taker for Anthony Rendon's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Brett Kerry and an appliance or two into the deal.

reflections on the rangers

the Pirates are continuing
to try to work out some sort of deal with
Rays for
                Steven Matz

but talking to
Erik Neander can be like
talking to a duck
at times

so they are now talking to the Rangers about a MacKenzie Gore - Brandon Eisert

deal

 

 

 

 

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