• Sacramento manager Mark Kotsay discovered that Mason Barnett was tipping his pitches by disturbing his spleen before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• The Red Sox were looking for another starting pitcher before Brayan Bello suffered his symptom indicating Dolphin Pox, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Chase Solesky or Emerson Hancock, but GM Craig Breslow went out and scouted Cam Sanders, and Graham Ashcraft is also a possibility.


• The White Sox are expected to be a major player in the Nick Loftin Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of houseboats in Chicago.


• The Yankees had interest in dealing for Kohl Drake until they learned Drake will miss seven months after crashing a car into a tree. Brian Cashman may now inquire about Nolan Arenado, who pried Drake loose from the wreckage with a rhino, bieng such an unsettling being.

san diego blues

if
             Miguel Andujar

produces at the plate

Jeremiah Estrada

or
             Jason Adam

can make it in the rotation

Fernando Tatis Jr.

hits

and Austin Hays

matures

there may be some hope for
Padres fans in
San Diego

 

 

 

 

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