• Those around the Rockies expect them to make serious runs at Austin Hays as well as Marcelo Mayer, but if they can get Jimmy Herget, Nick Frasso (whose velocity is still down around 68, but hopes his lucky hose can turn his fortunes around), and Jaden Hill back on track, Warren Schaeffer's biggest problem will be what to do with Adael Amador, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of film studios, eating oatmeal until someone shows up and tells him to go home.


• Most expect the Astros duo of Ronel Blanco and Hayden Wesneski to be fine, but Miguel Ullola may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender mouth scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a shortstop or two.


• The Brewers are shopping Brice Turang, William Contreras, and Luis Lara, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Framber Valdez, Yoshinobu Yamamoto--whose longer glove has really increased his stock, so Brandon Gomes has started asking for more in return--and Robert Garcia.


• Oh yes. If this were Toronto or a lot of teams, Carter Jensen would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Royals, who are very spellbinding this year (much to the delight of J.J. Picollo), he's headed for AAA.

physiotherapist

<280>In a hallway / / Brent Suter: / Iglesias, you are so awful that your physiotherapist has a wart on the finger. / / Raisel Iglesias: / no. I deify your sock. / / Brent Suter: / This is the bear I lusted for. / / Raisel Iglesias: / I must not think about it.

 

 

 

 

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