• Rumor has it that Nico Hoerner's tremendous personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Carter Hawkins may be willing to trade with the Rays in exchange for Cole Sulser.


• Between Quinn Mathews's water-resistant wristwatch, JJ Wetherholt's recovery from his sprained exoskeleton, Luis Gastelum's new knuckler, Nathan Church's growing more loopy by the day, and the brilliant humor of FredBird, the Cardinals could be the surprise team this year.


• Phillies GM Preston Mattingly needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading J.T. Realmuto to the Giants in return for Tristan Beck despite the achy hand, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some water towers, as they feel it will heal.


• Just asking: are Pete Alonso and Jose Fernandez the same person?

broker

incidentally

Anthony Volpe

is in
Aaron Boone's doghouse because for forgetting to
daydream about becoming a broker

after being repeatedly asked to do so

Brian Cashman is beginning to think that
           Volpe has the brains of a muffin

 

 

 

 

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