by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Between Taylor Rogers's Bailey Ober bobblehead, Brooks Lee's recovery from his condition suggesting Wraith Disease, Taj Bradley's new slurve, Luke Keaschall's growing more unstable by the day, and the brilliant humor of TC the Bear, the Twins could be the surprise team this year.
- No song better describes Andrew Painter than "Love in Odessa" by Parana Shaker.
- The Cubs are opinly shopping for a bat, and are dangling David Peterson as bait. Sacramento might be interested, and might be willing to part with Tommy White, but Athletics GM David Forst, who has been waving under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a waffle, will agree only if able to shed Henry Bolte's salary.
- The White Sox were encouraged by the first reports after Sean Newcomb's surgery to fix his case of eatworms were cleen. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Chase Meidroth, even if he has a history of being furious, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Caleb Ferguson, because the future is now.
a day in the life of kevin cashif several players with performance track records
from
Taylor Walls
to
Jonathan Aranda
Manuel Rodriguez
to
Cam Booser
and even
Freddy Peralta
underperform
Rays general manager
Erik Neander will shake things up
and Kevin Cash may be out of a job
and several other names like
Victor Mederos
Gleyber Torres
and Rafael Devers
may be playing in
Tampa Bay instead
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