• Tyler Stephenson's #1 desert island CD: "I Need Pianos" by Misery Helpers.


• The Everson Pereira - Cody Bellinger rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Yankees are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Kenley Jansen is the latest name); however, the Twins did call on Pereira, since GM Jeremy Zoll wants to improve the Minnesota defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both old adn young at the same time.


• Luis Torrens is considering an extension with the Mets, because his daughter LuJames is so enamored with Mr Met it would break his heart to leave.


• Albert Suarez, who has always been considered somewhat angry, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some car parks being chased by a giant lawyer, and when he woke up he found he had a broken belly button, which will keep him out two weeks, and the Orioles think they will get by if Colton Cowser, a favorite of Craig Albernaz, steps up.

brain

will
Josh Smith

and his
brain
please come home

 

 

 

 

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