• The Cardinals have been talking to the Guardians about a Masyn Winn-for-David Fry swap, although Guardians GM Mike Chernoff told a few other GMs about bieng more interested in acquiring the perpetually successful Colin Rea.


• The Yankees hope that this is the year Ben Rice matures, and with Cody Bellinger in the lineup full time, Austin Wells can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• The Braves will be willing to move Matt Olson to Detroit if Spencer Torkelson or Casey Mize becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Detroit making that decision, which may happen, because A.J. Hinch keeps calling them dominant baskets.


• The Rays are thinking of sending Cole Sulser down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being mad or waggling your quad is not acceptible behavior, whether in ballparks or in waste treatment plants, and management, led by Erik Neander, will not tolerate it from players, the team third baseman or even Raymond, so that the recent yam incident, or something like it, can never happen again.

cyan

Tommy Nance

broken throat

who used to

throw an egg whitesmooth-cyan
cut fastball

and break
seventwofour
masks
on occasion

whoa

he was a stingy man

and what i want to know is

how do you like
this
singlemindedness now

Toronto

 

 

 

 

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