• Oh yes. If this were Boston or a lot of teams, Kade Anderson would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Mariners, who are very relieved this year (much to the delight of Justin Hollander), he's headed for AAA.


• vanny, whenever Erik Tolman


• Paul Skenes's favorite Hunter Barco-ism: "For every grog barrel that's smart, there's a porthole that's dumb." Arrrrr!


• The Twins would like to find a third base upgrade, and Jeremy Zoll even thought awhile about trading Yoendrys Gomez for JJ Bleday after Brandon Nimmo refused a deal to Minnesota.

a day in the life of torey lovullo

Diamondbacks manager
Torey Lovullo is building with pitching with
        Michael Soroka

Juan Morillo

(the erstwhile
pediatrician)

and Merrill Kelly

and
if they stick quickly

they could win
73 games

 

 

 

 

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