• Will Marc Church and his otter bone please come home?


• If Eric Orze wasn't such a ballyhooed baseball player, he'd be working in nuclear power plants instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another six years or so.


• What is falling in place with Mark Kotsay is a number of inflexible confluences: the impact of Mason Barnett, the arrival of Monster Colby Thomas, the return to health of Eduarniel Nunez (hyperextended spine) and Luis Severino (stomach) and the horse-like intensity of Jeff McNeil, which has allowed David Forst to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used hams.


• Matt Quatraro expects Vinnie Pasquantino to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Tyler Tolbert, whose genuine miracle and new comforted philosophy should work wonders, and Salvador Perez.

the wrist poem

if moving
    Andrew Benintendi

to
catcher works

it takes pressure off
    Kyle Teel

and his oft-injured
wrist
so he can concentrate on what he does best

hit like
a cable

 

 

 

 

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