• No one has seen anything as cold as Kody Funderburk since "Spatial Dude" by Heels hit the charts in 1965.


• Michael Busch is a core player, and both Pete Crow-Armstrong and Matt Shaw should bounce back, but GM Jed Hoyer knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Rocky Mount Jars instead of the Chicago Cubs.


• The Braves still have Mauricio Dubon, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting mushy.


• Those around the Royals expect them to make serious runs at Max Muncy as well as Josh Naylor, but if they can get Daniel Lynch IV, Alec Marsh (whose velocity is still down around 85, but hopes his lucky umbrella can turn his fortunes around), and Alex Lange back on track, Matt Quatraro's biggest problem will be what to do with Jonathan India, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of monasteries, eating chicken drumette until someone shows up and tells him to go home.

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