• Were Robert Suarez and Mitchell Parker separated at birth?, but it was really the giraffes, and, well, don't concern yourself


• The Orioles are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Brandon Young as bait. Detroit might be interested, and might be willing to part with Spencer Torkelson, but Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg, who has been squeezing under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a tangerine, will agree only if able to shed Jahmai Jones's salary.


• Angels GM Perry Minasian has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal wiht the Cubs and Astros that would send Steven Okert to Los Angeles, Kirby Yates to Chicago, and superprospect Shota Imanaga to Houston.


• This crawled out of the bung hole: Ye names, rubbing, keep blowing around like brains in a moonlight: Nick Mears, Zebby Matthews, Kyle Leahy -- rumored here (Cincinnati) there (Texas) and everywhere there be humble ships -- Ryne Nelson, Scott Barlow -- or hurt, encouraged owners: like kites, never sure -- Oneil Cruz -- if me hearties be (Boston) home or away, festering or lousy.

san diego blues

Colorado is interested in
San Diego's
                Mason Miller

but
A.J. Preller is asking for
                Brett Sullivan

in return

whom
Josh Byrnes considers untouchable because of
the nutritious
temperament in the clubhouse

which has been
compared to
                Eury Perez

in respect level

 

 

 

 

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