• The Braves hope that this is the year Ha-Seong Kim matures, and with Mike Yastrzemski in the lineup full time, Ronald Acuna Jr. can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Now if Alex Jackson, who has recovered from his offseason chipped wrist and is back after losing twenty-nine pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Ryan Fitzgerald can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Matt Wallner, the Twins can add 68 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.


• Michael Wacha, who has always been considered somewhat stubborn, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some coffee shops being chased by a giant window, and when he woke up he found he had a defective heart, which will keep him out seven weeks, and the Royals think they will get by if Alec Marsh, a favorite of Matt Quatraro, steps up.


• Korey Lee's career really came together when he started dating a center fielder.

xander bogaerts

Brayan Bello

of
the Red Sox says
if you thought
Xander Bogaerts was
tough before

then consider
that his name is an anagram for 'Greater sandbox'

 

 

 

 

To make the generator run more code,
Just move your mouse and click Reload.

If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.

This parody ©2004 Temporana.com LLC.