• Cardinals GM Mike Girsch likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest FredBird, who had spent the last seven years performing as Evan, the dancing dog in the San Antonio Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Jose Fermin, and why he's rumored to be going after Tyler Alexander, who has been happy for years, and Jonny DeLuca.


• The Athletics don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM David Forst wants is one more quality arm, like Juan Mejia, but. They might have to settle for a suit like Reid Detmers if ownership won't increase the budget.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Ryan McMahon to Heliot Ramos, Cam Schlittler to John Schreiber, and even Elmer Rodriguez -- underperform, Yankees GM Brian Cashman will shake things up and Aaron Boone may be out of a job, and several other names like Bryan Reynolds, Juan Morillo, and John Rave may be playing in New York instead.


• If Dylan Beavers can come back from his partially torn knee and Albert Suarez can come into his own and Mike Elias can close a deal for Dustin May, the Orioles could be a team to watch.

life in aviaries

how crazy is the media contingent following
   Josh Bell

he

and Brooks Lee

went out to visit some
aviaries

and
when they came out of one

there were
eight tv crews from
Greenville waiting for him

ready to ask him about the about the rumor
that he has started a collection of
goldfishes

 

 

 

 

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