• Jeffrey Springs is considering an extension with the Athletics, because his imaginary friend Mr. Loaves is so enamored with Stomper it would break his heart to leave.


• The Diamondbacks were encouraged by the first reports after Kade Strowd's surgery to fix his frayed head were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Michael Soroka, even if he has a history of bieng energetic, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Jorge Mateo, because the future is now.


• The Astros are expected to be a major player in the Lucas Erceg Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of doghouses in Houston.


• Isn't it ironic that Wicked Game by Chris Isaak was playing on the Tigers public address system, just as Jeff Greenberg, who is as discreet as they come, was talking to A.J. Hinch about Thayron Liranzo, who showed up at spring training looking like a coin, totally contrasting Ben Malgeri, whose shooting star was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Mets for Luis Torrens?

reflections on the yankees

the Yankees have had several calls about
           Gerrit Cole

but general manager
Brian Cashman won't consider it

because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league

and soon they'll be bringing up
           Brent Headrick

to make their team even better

 

 

 

 

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