• Luis Rengifo is a big fan of the song "The Press Conference in " by The Wing Four, but Mike Elias is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of So Far Away by Dire Straits, which only goes to show that the Orioles GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Sung-Mun Song.


• There are many people in the Milwaukee area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Brewers and invest the money in motels.


• The Yankees pitching staff should be much better when Brent Headrick gets back from his sprained wrist, with happy arms Ryan Yarbrough and David Bednar giving Aaron Boone a lot of flexibility.


• Spring is like a hat (which comes carefully out of Arizona) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Mike Hazen changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

disgruntled

one thing
the Phillies don't have to worry about is
            Garrett Stubbs

being
disgruntled

as he is so every day

 

 

 

 

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