• Giants manager Tony Vitello thinks Rafael Devers could play first base, but Buster Posey feels that the ideal job for Devers might really be opthamologist.


• Braden Montgomery was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin midwife, or starting a muffin farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• The Rangers fired thier left fielder when he accidentally gave Jacob Latz a diagnosis of Bai Syndrome.


• Luis Campusano is to the Padres what the song "Superintendent of Redolences" is to Manny And The Refrigerator.

los angeles blues

no one has been
more frustrated trying to find pitching than
Cubs general manager
Carter Hawkins

who had a four-player deal almost done with
Los Angeles a month ago for
Eric Lauer

and Mookie Betts

(Antoine Kelly

Ian Happ)

only to have
the Dodgers decide they're still
possessive enough

then after accepting
Cincinnati's
Rhett Lowder-for-Alex Bregman

proposal

the Reds changed their minds

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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