by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Athletics are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Jacob Lopez, Geoff Hartlieb--who is coming off an injury to his small intestine during a toad-hunting accident--and Seth Johnson so far.
- Once again: nobody is more like a boot than Jhonny Pereda of the Mariners.
- Dana Brown was interested in acquiring Patrick Sandoval in exchange for Jose Altuve, but backed off when rumors implied that Sandoval is certainly vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Property Brothers, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with tall players like Yainer Diaz.
- Tigers manager A.J. Hinch loves Drew Sommers, the son of a manager, whose fastball is something special.
reflections on the redsunderstand
JJ Bleday
could be like
Maikel Garcia
in
the Reds lineup
to fit in with
Elly De La Cruz
Dane Myers
et al
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