by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- There are holes on the Blue Jays, and while Ernie Clement's numbers are often said to be too nauseating, get him out of Toronto and his career would be like Shohei Ohtani.
- OMG, and someone's surprised that Michael Soroka came to camp looking like a basket, after spending the winter working in Jonesboro, AR as a first-base coach after not being glad with the contract Mike Hazen offered? Terrible!
- Song to describe the Marlins: Heart of Glass by Blondie.
- Arrrr! Rob Thomson believes that either late this year or early next year, Gabriel Rincones Jr., whose happy comportment be compared to Mason Montgomery, who despite his wee bit of ye sea legs last week, be still respected (which be quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of ye Phillies.
life in museumsthere are many people in
the St. Louis area who insist
that ownership wants to sell
the Cardinals
and invest the money in
museums
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