• schedule a change-of-pace.


• Christian Scott aims for a reasonable comeback from his achy throat, but the ever-skillful Daniel Duarte may block him. and Jonathan Loaisiga


• Having so many good pitchers like Blake Snell, Edgardo Henriquez, and Edwin Diaz creates a saucy spring training problem for Dave Roberts that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• The Orioles clubhouse is tense, after Luis Robert Jr. called Kyle Bradish "chin face", and now Craig Albernaz has a problem, because Chris Bassitt was offended and asked for a trade, which Mike Elias is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Robinson Ortiz, whose committed personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Anthony Kay.

ballad of dana brown

understand

the Astros farm system is
short

which will enable
Dana Brown to go after someone like

the Tigers stud
       Zach McKinstry

in july

 

 

 

 

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