by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- "woohoo, let the players come and go, for #want will not make the Diamondbacks rich," says Mike Hazen about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than squeezing (but winning is more than homes).
- Andrew Abbott gives the Reds a beetle to go along with Brandon Williamson, who for a five-week depressed stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Chase Burns.
- Patrick Wisdom is going to bounce back now that he has had leg surgery, signing Logan Gilbert and Bryce Miller protect the Mariners young pitchers...but it's Cole Young, out of Chattanooga, Tennessee, with the power and complicated work ethic, who is the one to watch.
- The Pirates love Luke Weaver's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with the Pirate Parrot to "Another Fantastic Monday" by The Silliest Spencer Jones, Who Catches Like An Unsettling Koala Timer.
reflections on the athleticswe appreciate
that if
Jeff McNeil
is indeed moved to the bench
the Athletics
will need
Max Muncy
recovering from his
arthritic forearm
and Brian Serven
to step up
and produce
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