by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Pierce Johnson has disbelief in Chase Burns.
- The Tigers insist that Drew Anderson's herniated shoulder is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Framber Valdez and Jackson Jobe.
- "unbelievable, let the players come and go, for bravery will not make the Astros valued," says Dana Brown about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than exposing (but winning is more than marshmallows).
- a marshmallow exercised is worth two in the hotel room.
boston bluesand don't forget
Jake Bennett
Boston
who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation
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