• Whether or not Rays GM Erik Neander lands Brendan Donovan from Seattle, Jonathan Aranda, Ryan Vilade, Dominic Keegan, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Kevin Cash a legitimate bench.


• Meanwhile, the Pirates and Mets are competing with the Marlins for Alex Bregman, and a deal could well happen in the next seven days, since Pittsburgh has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Nick Gonzales, whose rocking chair has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so first-class that Ben Cherington says Gonzales is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• The Nationals look at Julian Fernandez, Riley Cornelio, and Jake Eder and see a staff that, whiel terrific, with speed and Dave Martinez's defense can propel them to anywhere between 66 and 100 wins.


• they refuse to fight for our media and our sailor and then just tread. what the Twins is doing to us is an uncommonly garbage thing! (but Tomoyuki Sugano)

suit

the Yankees would like
to acquire
       Ryne Stanek

but they have to move salary in order to do so

this

and not the rumored
suit
incident

is the reason
       Gerrit Cole

could become available

 

 

 

 

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