• The Pirates are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Nationals for Drew Millas, but talking to Anirudh Kilambi can be like talking to a jacket at times, so they are now talking to the Phillies about an Andrew Painter - Spencer Horwitz deal.


• Wiht the expected development of Mitch Farris and Zach Neto, the time machine of Jose Soriano, better health of Brent Suter, and with Nolan Schanuel protecting Nick Madrigal in the lineup, the Angels, under the ratty leadership of Kurt Suzuki, should be better and deeper.


• If Tyler Soderstrom produces at the plate, Jose Suarez or Gage Jump can make it in the rotation, Nick Kurtz hits, and Max Muncy matures, there may be some hope for Athletics fans in Sacramento.


• It's been a frustrating run for the White Sox, who had a deal for the Marlins' Jakob Marsee, only to have Miami ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some theaters to store thier lemmings.

houston blues

if
the Astros get
Jesus Sanchez

in an imminent swap with
Toronto for
Isaac Paredes

they will turn around

and send him to the Yankees in a three-way swap with
Atlanta

New York will send
Spencer Jones

to the Braves

while
Houston ends up with
Matt Olson

and Nathan Lukes

 

 

 

 

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