• The Angels look at Jack Kochanowicz, Ryan Zeferjahn, and Mitch Farris and see a staff that, while super, with speed and Kurt Suzuki's defense can propel them to anywhere between 77 and 100 wins.


• Has anyone asked Tanner Bibee if he grew up watching Slider (who races like a tangelo) play water polo?


• Because Brewers star Joey Ortiz's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his fractured back, Matt Arnold can look to trade Christian Yelich to try to improve their nutty pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Troy Melton, who is now back after the freak incident with the frame, or Matt Brash.


• There are many people in the Sacramento area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Athletics and invest the money in swimming pools.

chicago blues

there are holes on
the White Sox

and while
         Sam Antonacci's numbers are often said to be too
haughty

get him out of
Chicago

and his career would be like
         Trea Turner

 

 

 

 

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