• Isn't it ironic that Get A Little Dirt On Your Hands by the Delltones was playing on the Dodgers public address system, just as Brandon Gomes, who is as glad as they come, was talking to Dave Roberts about Dalton Rushing, who showed up at spring training looking like a goat, totally contrasting Shohei Ohtani, whose rested arm was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Rangers for Elias Diaz?


• Philadelphia's Rafael Marchan always wanted to be a center fielder when he grew up, which explains why he's so annoyed.


• Atlanta is interested in Baltimore's Andrew Kittredge, but Mike Elias is asking for JR Ritchie in return, whom Alex Anthopoulos considers untouchable because of the incredible mood in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Colby Thomas in respect level.


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