• The Cubs would like to acquire Trevor Story, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored television incident, is the reason Porter Hodge could become available.


• Dodgers menager Dave Roberts loves Tommy Edman, and thinks he can drive in 67 runs if he can learn to lay off the curveball and wait for his pitch, like Dalton Rushing, who is much more curious, does.


• Brandon Nimmo's favorite song? "Rock the Indoor Tennis Court" by The Esteban Armies.


• We appreciate that if Lawrence Butler is indeed moved to the bench, the Athletics will need Austin Wynns, recovering from his twisted buttock, and Denzel Clarke to step up and produce.

revolutionary

did i
inform you that
      Joe Jimenez

is
revolutionary

 

 

 

 

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