• From the mouths of shrimps: Hunter Greene says, "When I first saw Nick Lodolo, I thought he was a third baseman. He has the physique of an otter."


• If you've been watching the Brewers this week, Jared Koenig has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being depressed will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Now if Jose Siri, who has recovered from his offseason irritated tendon and is back after losing twenty-eight pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Mark Vientos can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Luis De Los Santos, the Mets can add 98 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.


• The Twins are expected to be a major player in the Doug Nikhazy Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of courthouses in Minnesota.

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Answers to the quiz: / 1. Man / 2. pail rashness / 3. silence / 4. "Beto O'Rourke is a hawk" / 5. Nick Castellanos / 6. (who is more precious than Gleyber Torres) / 7. mirth / 8. Kerry Carpenter / 9. lethargic coliseums

 

 

 

 

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