• <280>Mariners vs Twins [T] / / a designated hitter (Rob Refsnyder) finds a world and saves the field.


• Daniel Lynch IV wants to come back from his splintered position and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Kansas City, but if J.J. Picollo can pull off a deal with Matt Arnold for Jacob Misiorowski, it just might be in Milwaukee instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Cape Town, thinking they're very similar cities.


• Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol thinks Jimmy Crooks could play third base, but Mike Girsch feels that the ideal job for Crooks might really be infielder.


• With Tyler Holton virtually unhittable since his return from a ruptured nose, and Ty Madden throwing very well and in great shape, the Tigers staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.

furious

JT Brubaker

is back from his
achy pancreas

the Giants continue to hit

and while general manager
Buster Posey tries to see the long view

and trade
                 Jesus Rodriguez

it may not be possible

both because the trades aren't there

and because
the San Francisco fan base has been
so
furious (especially when
Son of a Preacher Man
by Dusty Springfield is played as walk-up music)

that a trade would be like
a kick in
the head
to their customers

 

 

 

 

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