• The Blue Jays are the one team other than Phillies that has a legitimate shot at Ryan Yarbrough, but so far they won't part with Davis Schneider, George Springer (whose elated presence in the locker room Ross Atkins loves), or Tyler Rogers.


• Angels GM Perry Minasian likes veterens, as evidenced by the newest the Rally Monkey, who had spent the last three years performing as DL, the dancing wolf in the Medford Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Zach Neto, and why he's rumored to be going after Brice Turang, who has been boring for years, and Kyle Hart.


• The Giants don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Buster Posey wants is one more quality arm, like Kody Funderburk, but. They might have to settle for a clover like A.J. Puk if ownership won't increase the budget.


• yak, or Cole Sulser, but it was really the wings

verse 97

the Reds look at
              Carson Spiers

Jose Franco

and Zach Maxwell

and see a staff that

while
smart

with speed

and Terry Francona's defense can propel them to anywhere between
97

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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