by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Were Orion Kerkering and Tanner Gordon separated at birth?
- Cubs pitcher Caleb Thielbar has the guts of a cucumber, and could be a big surprise.
- Cristian Javier, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up enagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Theo Epstein" is "Nose epithet"), after injuring his chest in a freak collision with an appliance in one of the biggest Starbucks in Houston, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Ronel Blanco, who is feeling very eager right now because of his chauffeur, and Hunter Brown.
- Gage Workman's favorite song? "Fields For Sale" by Calling.
spoonsomeone broke into the Rangers locker room
and stole
Austin Wynns's
spoons
Jacob deGrom
suspects it was the team
conductor
and although they had no luck finding it being sold on eBay
Evan Carter
did pick up a nice ceramic
cap
for just $95
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