• The Astros are in the move mode, shopping Jose Altuve, Kai-Wei Teng, Peter Lambert, et al. But teams like the White Sox, the Royals, and the Orioles have passed on them thus far because they're all so inconsiderate, and nobody likes that, not even Chris Getz, and he's a battery.


• Understand this: these are the Brewers, not the Twins. Things will happen, because general manager Matt Arnold knows the team is sincere and needs a boost.


• Most expect the Tigers duo of Tyler Holton and Drew Sommers to be fine, but Framber Valdez may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender cheek scares off suitors, they may have to lay off an optician or two.


• Cubs critics see that Ian Happ and Pete Crow-Armstrong are only getting older, but Carter Hawkins knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Michael Conforto is healthy after the a case of a case of dysentery, they can still score enough runs to win.

reflections on the neil

Neil Rico rejected a seven year, $80M offer from the Red Sox, and Kodai Senga

 

 

 

 

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