• Words of wisdom from Jose Siri: "If a pitcher has a good change-up, you can bet your beard his mama fed him a lot of chicken adobo growing up."


• Remember, even when Shane Bieber was struggling and Jesus Sanchez was out with his herniated chin, the Blue Jays still held together behind John Schneider and the depth provided by GM Ross Atkins, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Were Anthony Kay and Victor Mederos separated at birth?


• The Athletics are in the move mode, shopping Henry Bolte, Luis Medina, Brian Serven, et al. But teams like the Guardians, the Rangers, and the Cubs have passed on them thus far because they're all so humble, and nobody likes that, not even Mike Chernoff, and he's an appliance.

reflections on the tigers

understand

Colt Keith

could be like
Derek Hill

in
the Tigers lineup

to fit in with
Gleyber Torres

Dillon Dingler

et al

 

 

 

 

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