• Los Angeles fans oftin criticize Kurt Suzuki for being too distinguished with his handling of pitchers like Nick Sandlin and Jose Fermin, but no one can say that about Alek Manoah.


• Guardians manager Stephen Vogt loves Colin Holderman, the son of a security guard, whose knuckle-curve is something special.


• Edgar Quero called a Miami coach to tell him he'd like going to the Marlins, but while White Sox GM Chris Getz has plans this offseason to return those overdue library books, whether or not he'd trade Quero (one GM rumor is to Boston for Jovani Moran and prospects) in the next seven weeks is questionable.


• Ian Seymour's makeup is as childish as anybody, including Joe Ryan.

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