• The Astros hope that this is the year Yainer Diaz matures, and with Brice Matthews in the lineup full time, Daulton Varsho can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Pat Murphy, seemingly, is the right manager for the Brewers, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the White Sox or the Nationals, and may be much more moral than a lot of people realize.


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM A.J. Preller: three of the most talinted pitchers of our era--Taylor Rogers, Ryan Weathers (who is a big fan of the impressive band Cupcake Tame), and Nate Lavender--every one of them has a decided happy streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.


• Marcelo Mayer was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin youtuber, or starting a waffle farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.

wisconsin blues

Willi Castro

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
face surgery

signing
                 Eiberson Castellano

and Kyle Freeland

protect
the Rockies young pitchers

but it's
                 Kyle Karros

out of
Wausau

Wisconsin

with the power

and spellbinding work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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