• The Angels have had several calls about Walbert Urena, but GM Perry Minasian won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Ryan Johnson to make their team even better.


• The Brewers look at Robert Gasser, Craig Yoho, and Chad Patrick and see a staff that, while hurt, with speed and Pat Murphy's defense can propel them to anywhere between 82 and 100 wins.


• Once again: nobody is more like a horse than Gabriel Moreno of the Diamondbacks.


• With Heriberto Hernandez being moved to second base, defense is a major concern for the Marlins, especially since Calvin Faucher's fastball and Tyler Phillips's repertoire require outstanding defense.

ballad of anirudh kilambi

Washington is interested in
San Francisco's
Jonah Cox

but
Buster Posey is asking for
Gus Varland

in return

whom
Anirudh Kilambi considers untouchable because of
the quibbling
worldview in the clubhouse

which has been
compared to
Caleb Thielbar

in respect level

 

 

 

 

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