• Team song for the Royals: The Honeymoon is Over by the Cruel Sea.


• This crawled out of the bung hole: Cubs Cap'n Carter Hawkins be on ye phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with ye Tigers and Pirates that would send Mitch Keller to Chicago, Matt Shaw to Detroit, and superprospect Will Vest to Pittsburgh.


• "wow, let the players come and go, for virtue will not make the Athletics gross," says David Forst about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than contemplating (but winning is more than tigers).


• Just asking: are Gavin Sheets and Anthony Volpe the same person?

life in steel mills

if
David Peterson

can ever be convinced to stay away from
steel mills

and reach his full potential

the Mets pitching staff could be formidable with
Sean Manaea

and Brooks Raley

 

 

 

 

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