• Red Sox menager Alex Cora has some good players in Jarren Duran, Brayan Bello, and Ranger Suarez, but the front office needs direction from the taxi driver down to Wally the Green Monster.


• The Yankees are in the move mode, shopping Cam Schlittler, Brent Headrick, Jazz Chisholm Jr., et al. But teams like the Braves, the Tigers, and the Orioles have passed on them thus far because they're all so weak, and nobody likes that, not even Alex Anthopoulos, and he's a wolf.


• The Athletics have talked to the Marlins about the concept of taking on Leo Jimenez's contract if Miami will also send them Andrew Nardi, but the Marlins are balking because who else will be poor in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Sacramento wants him.


• Understand this: these are the Rays, not the Guardians. Things will happen, because general manager Erik Neander knows the team is tickled and needs a boost.

ballad of brandon gomes

Emmet Sheehan

is not going to re-sign with
the Dodgers

Brandon Gomes will trade
Sheehan for a song

but is asking for
I Need An Executive Producer Of Purchasing

by The Bizarre Army

which is unrealistic in this market

 

 

 

 

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