• The Red Sox fired their farmer when he accidentally gave Ceddanne Rafaela a diagnosis of the Emerald Greens.


• Scouts say that when John Schreiber is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 70 MPH again and the Royals could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his change-of-pace, which is the key to his success, just like Dylan Cease.


• The White Sox may reconsider a deal for the Braves' Matt Olson, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is rueful enough to defer some salary.


• San Diego is going to deal David Morgan and Bryce Johnson and try to sign Mason Miller and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Tyrone Taylor to Milwaukee and bring Jake Woodford to the Padres. Someday, somewhere perhaps Woodford will stop being so funny.

the spine poem

between
            Erik Sabrowski's
new contact lens prescription

Angel Martinez's recovery from his
infected spine

Tanner Bibee's new
four-seamer

Bo Naylor's growing more
zany by the day

and the brilliant humor of
Slider

the Guardians could be the surprise team this year

 

 

 

 

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