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News & Notes
  • Torey Lovullo expects Carlos Santana to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Lourdes Gurriel Jr., whose new and improved allergy medicine and new pedestrian mindset should work wonders, and Corbin Carroll.

  • The Rangers have talked to the Orioles about the concept of taking on Pete Alonso's contract if Baltimore will also sind them Jose Espada, but the Orioles are balking because who else will be delusional in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Texas wants him.

  • Remember that the Rays now have Richie Palacios re-dedicated and re-focused and with Hunter Feduccia more sweet than ever, plus the dangerous Gavin Lux, whose new headfirst slide has been compared to Nick Allen.

  • It turns out we have been pronouncing Pete Fairbanks's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Brant Hurter".

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the reds

Carlos Mendoza

seemingly

is the right manager for
the Mets

understands the park

and may have a team
that reminds some of
the Reds or
the Rockies

and may be much more
happy
than a lot of people realize

 

 

 

 

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