• > pinch hit for Jung Hoo Lee / / Bryce Eldridge doubles. Hoo Lee is in the dugout. There is a basket of cocktail beside the dryer.


• The Red Sox are thinking of sending Masataka Yoshida down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being cheap or tapping your hip is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in tract housing developments, end management, led by Craig Breslow, will not tolerate it from players, the team lawyer or even Wally the Green Monster, so that the recent pencil incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo loves Jonathan Loaisiga, the son of a genetic counselor, whose forkball is something special.


• Whether or not Astros GM Dana Brown lands Dominic Canzone from Seattle, Jose Altuve, Christian Vazquez, Yainer Diaz, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Joe Espada a legitimate bench.

pack a lunch

asked what surprised him most about his team

the Rangers

general manager
Ross Fenstermaker said
i had no idea
   Justin Foscue

was so
conscientious

and makes everyone around feel
timid

including our
banker

at times

Justin will even
pack a lunch

such a unique

rare

one-of-a-kind
net

 

 

 

 

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