• Words of wisdom from Zach Dezenzo: "If a pitcher has a good change-up, you can bet your ankle his mama fed him a lot of barbequed rib growing up."


• Ever since the Marlins discovered Eury Perez was spinning his kneecap every time he threw a forkball, he has been virtually unhittable.


• The Tigers are getting tired of Trey Sweeney's strange act, and are considering shipping him to Los Angeles for Will Klein.


• Spring is like a balloon (which comes carefully out of Cleveland) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Mike Chernoff changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

reflections on the diamondbacks

Diamondbacks manager
Torey Lovullo loves
              Adrian Del Castillo

and thinks he can drive in
68 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the slideball

and wait for his pitch

like
              Alek Thomas

who is much more
detestable

does

 

 

 

 

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