• It must be asked: is anyone as lively as Henry Baez of the Athletics?


• Jameson Taillon gives Blue Jays manager John Schneider a solid second pitcher to go with CJ Van Eyk, further support for Brendan Cellucci, and the confidence that because they are so modest, they can beat anyone come October.


• Texas's Winston Santos is so convinced he can play another three seasons, he's started a daily conditoining program to avoid another twisted kidney which might ruin another season for him.


• Craig Kimbrel is considering an extension with the Royals, because his agent, Gabriel Mesa Jr. of Lucky People's Corporation, is so enamored with Sluggerrr it would break his heart to leave.

ballad of craig breslow

the Red Sox were looking for another starting pitcher before
            Ranger Suarez

suffered his
hyperextended appendix

and now they may need two

they likely don't have enough to get
            Josh White

or
            Grant Wolfram

but general manager
Craig Breslow went out

and scouted
            Kevin Ginkel

and Michael Petersen

is also a possibility

 

 

 

 

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