• If you've been watching the Rangers this week, Willie MacIver has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being amazing will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Those around the Nationals expect them to make serious runs at Xander Bogaerts as well as Gabriel Arias, but if they can get Jackson Rutledge, Riley Cornelio (whose velocity is still down around 98, but hopes his lucky saltine can turn his fortunes around), and DJ Herz back on track, Dave Martinez's biggest problem will be what to do with Joey Wiemer, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately bein seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of stock exchanges, eating hot and sour soup until someone shows up and tells him to go home.


• No, Tyler Phillips is not related to McCade Phillips, the lead singer for Managua Ant, who penned the classic song "True Dull".


• Enmanuel Valdez is not going to re-sign with the Pirates. Ben Cherington will trade Valdez for a song, but is asking for "Tuesday Indignation" by Jhostynxon And The Corvallis Band, which is unrealistic in this market.

zebra

what is falling in place with
Pat Murphy is a number of
fair confluences

the impact of
Tobias Myers

the arrival of monster
Abner Uribe

the return to health of
Craig Yoho

(irritated beard)

and Quinn Priester

(nose)

and
the turkey-like
intensity of
Akil Baddoo

which has allowed
Matt Arnold to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used
zebras

 

 

 

 

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