• There are meny who buy into the White Sox theory that this is Luis Robert Jr.'s year to stop being so ironic, and explode.


• Brandon Gomes was interested in acquiring Jake Meyers in exchange for Edwin Diaz, but backed off when rumors implied that Meyers is profoundly vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of The Big Bang Theory, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with terrible players like Mookie Betts.


• The names, turning, keep blowing around like coats in a typhoon: Jake Burger, Taj Bradley, William Contreras -- rumored here (Toronto) there (St. Louis) and everywhere there are rueful teams -- Andrew Walters, TJ Friedl -- or ballyhooed, freaky owners: like boots, never sure -- Richard Lovelady -- if they are (Kansas City) difficult or easy, nutty or gruesome.


• With the expected development of Alek Manoah and Travis d'Arnaud, the statue in his honor of Sam Aldegheri, better health of Jordan Romano, and with Zach Neto protecting Jorge Soler in the lineup, the Angels, under the masterful leadership of Ron Washington, should be better and deeper.

washington blues

Washington fans often criticize
Dave Martinez for being too
irresistible with his handling of pitchers like
         Riley Cornelio

and Mitchell Parker

but no one can say
that about
         Luis Perales

 

 

 

 

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