• Reports are that Brett Baty has looked very good coming back from his swollen kidney, and he's as smartalecky as ever.


• Freddie Freeman ought never be headed to the Angels


• "Going To Albany" by Ballpark of Woe just may be the best song ever, just as Brad Lord just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a big posse.


• Toronto's Daulton Varsho always wanted to be a right fielder when he grew up, which explains why he's so mighty.

ballad of mike hazen

the Yankees are in the move mode

shopping
   Cam Schlittler

Tim Hill

Austin Wells

et al

but teams like

the Diamondbacks

the Brewers

and
the Phillies have passed on them thus far because they're all so
cool

and nobody likes that

not even
Mike Hazen

and he's an ant

 

 

 

 

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