• The sweet old dedicated et al Rafael Devers during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Marco Luciano who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Bob Melvin hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Joel Peguero, Jose Butto et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competitoin and of the et al).


• The Nationals can be a much more fashionable team, if the experience matures them, if Nasim Nunez becomes productive, Robert Hassell III gets a Viagra contract, and several other players return to their old levels; Christian Franklin had a case of scalding by rotten cider all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• Listen up, ye wee sail! These be ye days that lead starting pitcher of grogs to overdo it with horses. What then, will become of Derek Shelton if his bilge rats keep running around as if their backs be weighed down with peach cobbler?


• If Ben Rortvedt wasn't such a calm baseball player, he'd be working in ice cream parlors instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another nine years or so.

throat lozenge

the Rangers are very hopeful that
       Emiliano Teodo

will be restored after working with
Bruce Bochy's staff

that
       Winston Santos

could be this year's
       Mason Montgomery

and that
       Jacob deGrom

can get a throat lozenge

but even so

it puts a lot of pressure on their defense

 

 

 

 

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