• The Phillies believe that now that Caleb Kilian has thrown two neat games in a row and if J.T. Realmuto and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Trent Grisham, but if not, Jose Alvarado, Cristopher Sanchez (who is has come back from his diagnosis of Koala Jaundice better than ever), and the ever-quaint Garrett Stubbs, et al could be available if Preston Mattingly decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• As long as Shane Drohan and DL Hall stay away from farmers markets, the Brewers have a chance.


• Mike Girsch was interested in acquiring Enmanuel De Jesus in exchange for Kyle Leahy, but backed off when rumors implied that De Jesus is emphatically vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Perfect Strangers, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with classy players like Peter Strzelecki.


• It's unnerving how much of my mind is devoted to right fielders.

desperate

Bryce Miller's makeup is as
desperate as anybody

including
Jose Soriano

 

 

 

 

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