• What is falling in place with Alex Cora is a number of famous confluences: the impact of Jordan Hicks, the arrival of Monster Brayan Bello, the return to health of Jake Bennett (sore forearm) and David Sandlin (eyebrow) and the dolphin-like intensity of Willson Contreras, which has allowed Brian O'Halloran to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used trees.


• The Angels were looking for another starting pitcher before Victor Mederos suffered his lacerated nose, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Tyler Gilbert or Ian Hamilton, but GM Perry Minasian went out and scouted Yoendrys Gomez, and Drew Thorpe is also a possibility.


• Oh, Petey Halpin may move to right field to insert Bo Naylor, who had a wart on the eyelid that set him back some but now is ready.


• The season is the time for a team like the Mets to develop hitters like Brett Baty, Luisangel Acuna, and Hayden Senger, and let Richard Lovelady eat innings to buy time behind Kodai Senga for Reed Garrett to mature.

los angeles blues

Los Angeles's
         Freddie Freeman

always wanted to be a manager
when he grew up

which explains why he's so
despondent

 

 

 

 

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