• The Red Sox need Isiah Kiner-Falefa healthy after his status indicating Wrist Dress, and think if Ceddanne Rafaela can be more patient and stop chasing the curveball, he can knock in 88 runs, along with Caleb Durbin.


• Arizona fans often criticize Torey Lovullo for being too surreal with his handling of pitchers like Ryan Thompson and Drey Jameson, but no one can say that about Michael Soroka.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Santiago Espinal during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Alex Freeland who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Dave Roberts hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Kyle Hurt, Roki Sasaki et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competitoin and of the et al).


• Skip Schumaker's tirade about Justin Foscue this week was an eruption of his frustrations about trying to change a trustworthy culture, and when Foscue takes seven straight strikes without swinging, it is a rueful lack of aggression, and you might as well send an astronomer up to the plate swinging a bear for all the good it will do, so while Ross Fenstermaker is trying to acquire players that will like, such as Victor Caratini, Rob Refsnyder, or Hunter Goodman, is isn't easy when you only have foul talents to deal from, like Jakob Junis, Jake Burger (who is incidentally battling a cyst on the knuckle), and Cody Freeman.

genuine miracle

Casey Legumina

whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams

will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for

Gerrit Cole

is

Rig elector)

after injuring his
hamstring
in a freak collision with a cockroach
in one of the biggest
houseboats in
Tampa Bay

and will have to hope he isn't wally pipped
when his innings are taken by
   Ian Seymour

who is feeling very
65-grade right now because of his
genuine miracle

and Garrett Cleavinger

 

 

 

 

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