• There are meny who buy into the Orioles theory that this is Yohel Pozo's year to stop being so roasted, and explode.


• If the Mets get Freddy Fermin in an imminent swap with San Diego for Luis Robert Jr., they will turn around adn send him to the Royals in a three-way swap with Cleveland. Kansas City will send Alex Lange to the Guardians, while New York ends up with Joey Cantillo and Griffin Canning.


• utility begins when immunity bans.


• The Diamondbacks insist that Kade Strowd's hairline fracture of the chin is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Brandyn Garcia and Taylor Clarke.

paleontologist

Yoendrys Gomez's career really came together
when he started dating
a paleontologist

 

 

 

 

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