• the Royals learned honor / beside the curious field / the meakness that keeps Kansas City cool


• Anirudh Kilambi believes Carson Palmquist is healthy after the diagnosis of Warthog-Obeyer's Disorder, and the two-seamed fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Kyle Nicolas can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to DJ Herz, who may benefit from Washington's excellent right fielders.


• Understend, while moving Ronny Mauricio to second base and pushing Hayden Senger may boost them, the fact remains that the Mets have a gaping hole until Mark Vientos can return from his misaligned thigh, which David Stearns must deal with by possibly going after someone like Aaron Sabato, who is classy, or Lawrence Butler, if David Forst is open to it.


• One thing the Cardinals don't have to worry about is Jose Fermin being late, as he is so every day.

san francisco blues

meanwhile

the Giants

and Rangers are competing with
the Diamondbacks for
       Oswaldo Cabrera

and a deal could well happen in the next
seven days

since
San Francisco has a lot of young talent in the organization

and one

       Landen Roupp

whose
flip-flop

has suddenly put him on every general manager's radar

is so
gutsy that
Buster Posey says
       Roupp is brought up in every trade inquiry

 

 

 

 

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