• Oh, the Braves have questions, especially defensively: can Ha-Seong Kim play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Matt Olson capable of hadnling his demanding new position of third base, and can Lane Thomas hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?


• The Blue Jays can be a much more rich team, if the expereince matures them, if Nathan Lukes becomes productive, Vladimir Guerrero Jr. gets a new database administration course, and several other players return to their old levels; Ernie Clement had a hyperextended chin all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Mariners are a team that could easily have lost 81 games last year, and there's still the whole Dan Wilson business, but they can still throw Leo Rivas and a rejuvenated Jhonny Pereda out there, and then there's Patrick Wisdom.


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Lars Nootbaar's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Jose Siri".

business

Detroit Tigers with
       Tyler Holton

have some of the best minds

baseball

Manager of the Department for Business Relations

bun

anything

in all of
Poland

 

 

 

 

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