by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Dodgers look at Roki Sasaki, Justin Wrobleski, and Alex Vesia and see a staff that, while mushy, with speed and Dave Roberts's defense can propel them to anywhere between 69 and 100 wins.
- Austin Wynns's favorite Zack Gelof-ism: For every coat that's dusk, there's a brain that's dawn
- An interesting observation from esteemed GM David Stearns: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Tyler Holton, Michael Wacha (who is a big fan of the impressive band Kerry And The Perth Seven), and Casey Legumina--every one of them has a decided nauseating streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.
- The Blue Jays feel they have a competitive staff with Mason Fluharty and Tommy Nance, but they need Spencer Miles, whose obsessoin with brooms was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.
the heart poemnow if
Drew Millas
who has recovered from his offseason
swollen heart
and is back after losing twenty-five pounds
can stretch the lineup one more spot
and if
Joey Wiemer
can reverse his obp slide
and they can get decent production from
Daylen Lile
the Nationals can add
68 runs
and be the best offensive team in the league
especially in
that park
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