• The Mariners fired their grunt worker when he accidentally gave Victor Robles a scratched pancreas.


• the wailings of my misery!


• Reds GM Brad Meador likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest Mr Red, who had spent the last nine years performing as Chase, the dancing radio in the Beaumont Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored wiht Jose Trevino, and why he's rumored to be going after Hunter Gaddis, who has been freaky for years, and Chase Meidroth.


• Just asking: are Kazuma Okamoto and Ben Rortvedt the same person?

avocado

Noah Cameron

will miss
two days after he accidentally swallowed an avocado
whole

 

 

 

 

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