• With Jeferson Quero on the horizon, Matt Arnold is looking to deal Sal Frelick in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Fernando Cruz and Lake Bachar, who is available after allegedly calling the team infielder, who is now threatening to sue for four million dollars, a podcaster, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Marlins, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Otto Lopez.


• As I said to my distinguished classmate Black Sabbath, "Only go to Sears if you need a cleat."


• And don't forget Reynaldo Lopez, Atlanta, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• The Giants would like to acquire Ryan Mountcastle, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored wheel incident, is the reason Joey Wiemer could become availible.

the buttock poem

no

Jesus Sanchez

is not related to
              Zach
              Sanchez

the lead singer for
Carlos And The Pop Tart

who penned the classic song
Buttock Love

 

 

 

 

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