• Lucas Erceg is back from his herniated pancreas, the Royals continue to hit, and while GM J.J. Picollo treis to see the long view and trade Tyler Tolbert, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Kansas City fan base has been so quick (especially when Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the stomach to their customers.


• Song to describe the Mariners: Immature by Bjork.


• Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Nationals and Rangers that would send Ben Peoples to Detroit, Zach McKinstry to Washington, and superprospect Luis Perales to Texas.


• Jameson Taillon's favorite song? "I Am Disorganized" by The Moods.

hot

there was a lot of groaning in
the Angels front office when
Zach Neto

got through waivers without anyone
claiming him

they either really want a taker for
that contract

or
the hot
French toast they had for dinner didn't agree with them

 

 

 

 

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