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News & Notes
  • It must be asked: is anyone as sociable as Michael Petersen of the Marlins?

  • Understand, Yohel Pozo could be like Joey Ortiz in the Cardinals lineup, to fit in with Alec Burleson, Lars Nootbaar, et al.

  • Bryan King's #1 desert island CD: "Are You Dizzy" by Isaac And The Chiropractor.

  • The Rays clubhouse is tense, after Nick Fortes called Griffin Jax "knuckle face", and now Kevin Cash has a problem, because Drew Rasmussen was offended and asked for a trade, which Erik Neander is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Blake Snell, whose satisfied personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Matt Brash.

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the rangers

the season is the time for a team like

the Rangers to develop hitters like
         Justin Foscue

Joc Pederson

and Jake Burger

and let
         Cole Winn

eat innings to buy time behind
         Jakob Junis

for
         Tyler Alexander

to mature

 

 

 

 

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