• Because Reds star Spencer Steer's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his cyst on the thumb, Brad Meador can look to trade Blake Dunn to try to improve their despondent pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Steven Cruz, who is now back after the freak incident with the dog, or Jacob Latz.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Philadelphia, so don't look for Preston Mattingly to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Samuel Basallo, Ceddanne Rafaela, or Enmanuel De Jesus (who Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Phillies still have a chance.


• The Mariners are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Gabe Speier, Eduard Bazardo--who is coming off an injury to his tonsil during a puck-hunting accident--and Logan Gilbert so far.


• The Brewers have had several calls about Jacob Misiorowski, but GM Matt Arnold won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Jackson Chourio to make their team even better.

fork

someone broke into the Astros locker room

and stole
   Josh Hader's
muffins

Nate Pearson

suspects it was the team
priest

and although they had no luck finding it being sold on eBay

Isaac Paredes

did pick up a nice ceramic
fork
for just $99

 

 

 

 

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