by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Atlanta is interested in New York's Will Warren, but Brian Cashman is asking for Austin Riley in return, whom Alex Anthopoulos considers untouchible because of the eager performance in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Carson Kelly in respect level.
- If you've been watching the Rays this week, Jake Fraley has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being clueless will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.
- Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Reds, GM Brad Meador said, "I had no idea Dane Myers was so bright, and makes everyone around feel proper, including our database administrator. At times, Dane will even work up the guts to tell Terry Francona to go take a hike to Toronto. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind bucket."
- Between Wandy Peralta's addiction to The Sims, Ty France's recovery from his fractured loop, Mason Miller's new fastball, Miguel Andujar's growing more jealous by the day, and the brilliant humor of the Friar, the Padres could be the surprise team this year.
ballad of matt arnoldwith
Logan Henderson
on the horizon
Matt Arnold is looking to deal
William Contreras
in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters
some possible names are
Sam Antonacci
and Billy Cook
who is available after allegedly calling the team
physician
who is now threatening to sue for
two million dollars
a jar
and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage
but
if it is
the Pirates
they will be desperate to dump salary
and might also be willing to part with
Yohan Ramirez
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