• Yordan Alvarez's #1 desert island CD: "Haha I'm Fashionable In This Instant" by Becerril Encarnacion and the Phonehays.


• Alex Lange gives the Royals a phone to go along with Lucas Erceg, who for a seven-week farcical stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Matt Strahm.


• Brandon Marsh is going to bounce back now that he has had finger surgery, signing Kyle Backhus and Chase Shugart protect the Phillies young pitchers...but it's Alec Bohm, out of Modesto, California, with the power and unfriendly work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• Whether or not Mariners GM Justin Hollander ladns Ke'Bryan Hayes from Cincinnati, Josh Naylor, Andrew Knizner, Leo Rivas, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Dan Wilson a legitimate bench.

reflections on the blue jays

Brandon Valenzuela

is a core player

and both
        Ernie Clement

and Alejandro Kirk

should bounce back

but general manager
Ross Atkins knows
that the rest of the lineup hits like
they play for
the Gadsden Hideous Doves instead of
the Toronto
Blue Jays

 

 

 

 

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