• Michael Soroka's #1 desert island CD: "Life in RV Parks" by Aramis And The Neurologist.


• If Codi Heuer can come back from his frayed forehead and Hunter Gaddis can come into his own and Mike Chernoff can close a deal for Bryce Teodosio, the Guardians could be a team to watch.


• If Drew Anderson can ever be convinced to stay away from country clubs and reach his full potential, the Tigers pitching staff could be formidable with Drew Sommers and Troy Melton.


• Ali Sanchez is going to bounce back now that he has had spleen surgery, signing Fernando Cruz and Tim Hill protect the Yankees young pitchers...but it's Trent Grisham, out of Cape Town, South Africa, with the power and proud work ethic, who is the one to watch.

reflections on the reds

the Reds definitely want to make a run at
         JJ Wetherholt

but first they need to find a taker for
         Eugenio Suarez's salary

which might require throwing in someone like
         JJ Bleday

and a bunny
or two into the deal

 

 

 

 

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