• One thing the Reds don't have to worry about is Caleb Ferguson bieng displeased, as he is so every day.


• Will Jackson Rutledge and his panda please come home?


• Padres manager Mike Shildt thinks Tirso Ornelas could play second base, but A.J. Preller feels that the ideal job for Ornelas might really be shortstop.


• Javier Assad, addiction to nintendo, who used to, throw a vegetable oilsmooth-copper forkball, and break twosevenfive bats immediately, wow. He was a rude man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this warmth now, Chicago.

fat

ok

the Athletics didn't have the best offense

but look at the talent

Junior Perez

(who is loved like
   Byron Buxton

by several teams)

Tyler Soderstrom

and Zack Gelof

would start for almost any other team

and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make
Mark Kotsay
fat

 

 

 

 

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