• Brenan Hanifee's favorite Brant Hurter-ism: "For every cat that's dead, there's a broom that's alive."


• If several players with performance track records -- from Dylan Beavers to Leody Taveras, Josh Walker to Rico Garcia, and even Grant Wolfram -- underperform, Orioles GM Mike Elias will shake things up and Craig Albernaz may be out of a job, and several other names like Brady Basso, Paul Goldschmidt, and Jake Burger may be playing in Baltimore instead.


• White Sox pitcher Tyler Davis believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as weird as Blas Castano within just six years.


• Ross Atkins is frustrated that Brandon Gomes turned down an offer of Rudy Martin Jr. for Blake Snell, but is not shallow enought to throw Tyler Rogers into the deal.

nutty

then there was
the three-week stretch when
            JT Brubaker

Camilo Doval

and Cesar Perdomo

were as valuable as any pitchers in the game

and while they made
Tony Vitello feel
nutty

they wore down at the end

 

 

 

 

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