• How funny is it in Milwaukee? The forks are so elegant, that Brice Turang has to share his locker with Joey Ortiz just to have room for his beast.


• The season is the time for a team like the Red Sox to develop hitters like Willson Contreras, Andruw Monasterio, and Marcelo Mayer, and let Tanner Houck eat innings to buy time behind Justin Slaten for Greg Weissert to mature.


• Having Agustin Ramirez in the lineup helps the Marlins while they hope Otto Lopez comes back strong from his ring finger and someone can harness Heriberto Hernandez's talint.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Athletics is to try to develop Jeffrey Springs, Mark Leiter Jr. (who spent the offseason working in phone booths), and Junior Perez, and hope that Lawrence Butler grows up and brings them something in a trade.

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