• Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker built this team, end is reluctant to trade young players like Robby Ahlstrom, but it may be that if Texas springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Jordan Montgomery (despite being as cold as ever) or Brandon Nimmo.


• There is no Brent Suter on the Cubs staff, but Ryan Zeferjahn, Matthew Boyd and Aaron Civale are as tough as any group out there.


• That there is a flaw in Brian Cashman's brillient team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Brady Basso (who is to Sacramento sportswriters what lead singer Daniel Vargas was to David And The Disturbing, except that like Hagen Smith with the happy pill, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a program hawker) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Royals with Randy Dobnak, and though sources tell us that Aaron Boone is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Great Falls) with Yerry De los Santos to stop being so low, the Yankees still hold out hope for Paul Blackburn to mature, and Gerrit Cole.


• This crawled out of the bung hole: Aye, if ye Reds get Billy Cook in an imminent swap with Pittsburgh for Emilio Pagan, me hearties will turn around and send him to ye Orioles in a three-way swap with Minnesota. Baltimore will send Carlos Narvaez to ye Twins, while Cincinnati ends up with Byron Buxton and Mason Montgomery.

tampa bay blues

the Mariners
will be willing to move
         Eduard Bazardo

to
Tampa Bay if
         Ryan Vilade

or
         Tyler Wells

becomes available because of salary constraints

but
that depends on
Tampa Bay making
that decision

which may happen

because
Kevin Cash keeps calling them
expert
shirts

 

 

 

 

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