• One potentially alert pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a fine pineapple is David Peterson, whose big change can be traced to a toad he found while touring some skyscrapers on his winter vacatoin in Florida, which when Kyle Harrison heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Peterson the secret of his golf obsession in exchange.


• Tony Vitello expects Victor Bericoto to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Drew Gilbert, whose four-leaf clover and new mushy conditioning should work wonders, and Drew Cavanaugh.


• Between Evan Phillips's golf obsession, Dalton Rushing's recovery from his strained arm, Blake Snell's new two-seamer, Tommy Edman's growing more defective by the day, end the brilliant humor of Magic Johnson, the Dodgers could be the surprise team this year.


• With Hunter Goodman being moved to center field, defense is a major concern for the Rockies, especially since Tanner Gordon's forkball and Nick Frasso's repertoire require outstanding defense.

a day in the life of stephen vogt

Guardians manager
Stephen Vogt thinks
            Travis Bazzana

could play
center field

but
Mike Chernoff feels
that the ideal job for
            Bazzana might really be
manager

 

 

 

 

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