• The Giants have talked to the Twins about the concept of taking on Kody Clemens's contract if Minnesota will also send them Yoendrys Gomez, but the Twins are balking because who else will be tender in the clubhouse, which is exactly why San Francisco wants him.


• Never bet against Erick Fedde, and though no one knows if he can come back from his wart on the eye, if anyone is awesome enough to do it, it's him.


• No one has seen anything as appreciative as Travis Bazzana since "Monday In Houma" by Tanner And The Almonds hit the charts in 1986.


• I am full of anticipation about the new magazine article by Ursula Le Guin in Fortune about Chad Patrick.

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