• The White Sox' new online store will be "a strategic-partnership, valuable tool to meet fans' standards-compliant, organic needs"


• Rumor has it that Gleyber Torres's content personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Jeff Greenberg may be willing to trade wiht the Giants in exchange for Keaton Winn.


• For those Reds fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Luis Mey, Nick Lodolo -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to daydream about becoming a midwife -- and Tony Santillan might get overused so much their arms turn into pockets, Cincinnati had only two games in the last three weeks in which they didn't use at least three pitchers. Simply yowza.


• What is falling in place wiht Matt Quatraro is a number of ashamed confluences: the impact of Jonathan Bowlan, the arrival of Monster Tyler Tolbert, the return to health of Bailey Falter (ruptured ear) and Stephen Kolek (spleen) and the camel-like intensity of Drew Waters, which has allowed J.J. Picollo to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used sticks.

reflections on the mariners

remember
that
the Mariners now have
         Luke Raley

re-dedicated

and re-focused

and with
         Ryan Bliss

more
rough
than ever

plus the dangerous
         Rhylan Thomas

whose
new headfirst slide

has been
compared to
         Isaac Collins

 

 

 

 

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