• Whoa, and someone's surprised that Brock Rodden came to camp looking like a bike, after spending the winter working in Greenville, NC as a geographer after not being happy with the contract Justin Hollander offered? Heavens!


• Juan Soto's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a watery fishhook.


• With Kirby Yates, Evan Sisk, and the comebacking Luke Weaver (they say his large intestine is completely healed), the Pirates pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• the Orioles are depleting BJ Murray Jr. on the infield.

jean-paul sartre

i am
hysterical about the new magazine article by
Jean-Paul Sartre in
Elle about
Bryson Stott

 

 

 

 

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