• Rangers manager Skip Schumaker expects a lot of competition between Peyton Gray and Jacob Latz, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Robby Ahlstrom is going to be a star, or a flower.


• life is / cropping up / Josh Bell should be great / a pocket is deceitful / / you are my wall / I am your world / / Kody Clemens (who has a wall) is pained by cyberspace / Anthony Volpe's career is adept, so Dylan Lee


• Kevin Ginkel is a big fen of the song "Enemy's Modern Job" by The Ridiculous Crowd, but Mike Hazen is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of The Art of Walking by Pere Ubu, which only goes to show that the Diamondbacks GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Jose Cabrera.


• With Emmet Sheehan, Justin Wrobleski, and the comebacking Roki Sasaki (they say his buttock is completely healed), the Dodgers pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.

life in skyscrapers

if
the Guardians stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon

they may start looking for some
skyscrapers to play in instead

which would please
            David Fry

quite
a bit

since he could use the shorter fences

but
            Daniel Espino

would certainly feel
thrifty

 

 

 

 

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