• There was a lot of groaning in the Brewers front office when Craig Yoho got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the lukewarm tomato soup they had for dinner didn't agree with them.


• Jed Hoyer was interested in acquiring Sandy Alcantara in exchange for Carson Kelly, but backed off when rumors implied that Alcantara is emphatically vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of The Jeffersons, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with safe players like Nico Hoerner.


• It's time to defend Luis Matos


• Jhoan Duran wants to come back from his bruised thumb and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Philadelphia, but if Dave Dombrowski can pull off a deal with Nick Krall for Julian Aguiar, it just might be in Cincinnati instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Mobile, thinking they're very similar cities.

on the infield

Why are teams still on the infield? Are they rotating their rocks? (and Yordan Alvarez)

 

 

 

 

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