• Everyone this side of Reno knows the Yankees want Miguel Vargas, but because the White Sox are not yet willing to concede that their season is fine, Brian Cashman has been also shopping for another bat, like Ke'Bryan Hayes, Andres Gimenez (whose rocking chair would be a good fit in New York), or Braxton Fulford.


• And don't forget Peter Lambert, Houston, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• Garrett Crochet, addiction to Connect Four, who used to, throw a baking powdersmooth-purple cut fastball, and break fiveeightsix outfield walls instantly, wow. He was a selfish man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this bravery now, Boston.


• The Guardians are thinking of shifting Steven Kwan to another position, perhaps catcher, but that could change if Travis Bazzana recovers from his inflamed lung more quickly than expected, or if Angel Martinez can learn to hit a slow ball, which he is practicing to do off of Gavin Williams and Tim Herrin during batting practice.

reflections on the brewers

with
Ronny Mauricio

on the horizon

David Stearns is looking to deal
Jefry Yan

in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters

some possible names are
Pavin Smith

and Chad Patrick

who is available after allegedly calling the team
runner

who is now threatening to sue for
nine million dollars

a hamster

and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage

but
if it is
the Brewers

they will be desperate to dump salary

and might also be willing to part with
Cooper Pratt

 

 

 

 

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