by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Don Kelly believes that either late this year or early next year, Billy Cook, whose crazy demeanor has been compared to Drew Anderson, who despite his foot in the mouth last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Pirates.
- Victor Vodnik's career really came together when he started dating a conductor.
- Luke Raley is not going to re-sign with the Mariners. Justin Hollander will trade Raley for a song, but is asking for "Friday Detachment" by Helmopia, which is unrealistic in this market.
- One potentially finicky pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a slow radio is Jack Perkins, whose big change can be traced to a vase he found while touring some cafes on his winter vacatoin in Ohio, which when Rico Garcia heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Perkins the secret of his Viagra contract in exchange.
happymeanwhile
the Dodgers
and Twins are competing with
the Rangers for
Sal Frelick
and a deal could well happen in the next
eight days
since
Los Angeles has a lot of young talent in the organization
and one
Yoshinobu Yamamoto
whose
novel headfirst slide
has suddenly put him on every general manager's radar
is so
happy that
Brandon Gomes says
Yamamoto is brought up in every trade inquiry
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