• Rumors are swirling that Trey Yesavage has a tattoo of a map on his nostril.


• Scouts say that when Phil Maton is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 96 MPH again adn the Cubs could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his change-up, which is the key to his success, just like Keider Montero.


• While the Giants believe that Dylan Smith will come back, and JT Brubaker will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Caleb Kilian's calf.


• Did I suggest that Gavin Williams is happy?

ballad of brian cashman

understand this

these are
the Yankees

not
the Athletics

things will happen

because general manager
Brian Cashman knows the team is
conservative

and needs a boost

 

 

 

 

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