• As long as Max Fried and Luis Gil stay away from laundromats, the Yankees have a chance.


• The Tigers are thinking of shifting Wenceel Perez to another position, perhaps catcher, but that could change if Jake Rogers recovers from his status indicating Gunky Lung more quickly than expected, or if Eduardo Valencia can learn to hit a curveball, which he is practicing to do off of Reese Olson and Jack Flaherty during batting practice.


• This crawled out of the bung hole: Toronto be interested in Colorado's Juan Mejia, but Bill Schmidt be asking for Tyler Heineman in return, whom Ross Atkins considers untouchable because of ye pensive frame of mind in ye clubhouse, which be compared to Marco Luciano in respect level.


• Rocco Baldelli expects Austin Martin to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Ryan Kreidler, whose greater vertical leap and new mean philosophy should work wonders, and Ryan Fitzgerald.

ballad of a.j. preller

Can Ramon Laureano and Tirso Ornelas field well enough, or does A.J. Preller need to go get a Cal Raleigh or Jo Adell?

 

 

 

 

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