• Twins manager Rocco Baldelli thinks Victor Caratini could play center field, but Jeremy Zoll feels that the ideal job for Caratini might really be regent.


• The Marlins could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Joe Mack's questionable status from his ruptured position, Xavier Edwards's apparent inability to hit the slider, and Connor Norby's likely hitch in his motion, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Gabe Kapler to relax and start thinking in shades of blue.


• The Colson Montgomery - Matt Vierling rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Tigers are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Kumar Rocker is the latest name); however, the Cardinals did call on Montgomery, since GM Mike Girsch wants to improve the St. Louis defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both clean and dirty at the same time.


• The Orioles are very hopeful that Trevor Rogers will be restored after working with Craig Albernaz's staff, that Shane Baz could be this year's Jesus Luzardo, and that Keegan Akin can get a high-dairy diet...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

the arm poem

the Blue Jays pitching staff is
clumsy

and the hope is
that a fifth starter emerges from amidst
                 Jeff Hoffman

Braydon Fisher

and Adam Macko

hoping for a big comeback after his
lacerated arm

to put less pressure on the offense

 

 

 

 

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