• If several players with performance track records -- from Jose Fermin to Jordan Walker, Riley O'Brien to Hancel Rincon, and even Kyle Leahy -- underperform, Cardinals GM Mike Girsch will shake things up and Oliver Marmol may be out of a job, and several other names like Royce Lewis, Max Schuemann, and Willy Adames may be playing in St. Louis instead.


• The Mariners fired their obstetrician when he accidentally gave Andres Munoz a ruptured topology.


• Walt Weiss expects Matt Olson to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Austin Riley, whose newfangled throwing motion and new round figure should work wonders, and DaShawn Keirsey Jr..


• Understand, the Rays farm system is easygoing, which will enable Erik Neander to go after someone like the Diamondbacks stud Mitch Bratt in July.

reflections on the red sox

the Red Sox feel they have a competitive staff with
         Garrett Crochet

and Jovani Moran

but they need
         Tanner Houck

whose obsession with
popsicles was in danger of becoming a distraction

to return to last year's level

 

 

 

 

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