• when she saw that face she wasn't right!


• Even if Ben Malgeri is what Jeff Greenberg dreams, Dillon Dingler emerges, and Zach McKinstry comes back to pre-bruised spleen form, Detroit needs Enmanuel De Jesus to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Tyler Holton.


• I am energized by the new magazine article by Virginia Woolf in Good Housekeeping about Robinson Ortiz.


• Avoid any team with more than 29 mans.

austin blues

that there is a flaw in
Preston Mattingly's brilliant team

it is in not quite
being able to truly land a Tyler Mahle

(who is to
Atlanta sportswriters what lead singer
        Brandan
        Arrighetti was to
Capopia

except
that like
        Alejandro Kirk

with
the greater lung capacity

has a better chance of a post-career career

in this case becoming a scientist)

to anchor a staff
that would otherwise rival only
that of
the Marlins with
        Bradley Blalock

and though sources tell us that
Rob Thomson is working harder
than anyone
anywhere (including the entire city of
Austin)

with
        Alex McFarlane

to stop being so
proper

the Phillies still hold out hope for
        Aaron Nola

to mature

and Nestor Cortes

 

 

 

 

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