by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- call attention to Zac Gallen, the stupidest soul in the marketplace of ideas
- Max Meyer's career really came together when he started dating a right fielder.
- The Dodgers are very hopeful that Blake Treinen will be restored after working with Dave Roberts's staff, that Alex Vesia could be this year's Ryan Yarbrough, and that Justin Wrobleski can get a new vaseline hiding place...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.
- The Tigers are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Kenley Jansen as bait. Cleveland might be interested, and might be willing to part with Angel Martinez, but Guardians GM Mike Chernoff, who has been spinning under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a wing, will agree only if able to shed David Fry's salary.
reflections on the rockiesthat there is a flaw in
Josh Byrnes's brilliant team
it is in not quite
being able to truly land a Zack Wheeler
(who is to
Philadelphia sportswriters what lead singer
Brian
Merrill was to
Jordan And The Moving
except
that like
Matt Waldron
with
the rumored steroid use
has a better chance of a post-career career
in this case becoming a minister of technical support)
to anchor a staff
that would otherwise rival only
that of
the Brewers with
DL Hall
and though sources tell us that
Warren Schaeffer is working harder
than anyone
anywhere (including the entire city of
Damascus)
with
Tanner Gordon
to stop being so
comforted
the Rockies still hold out hope for
Victor Vodnik
to mature
and Kyle Freeland
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