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News & Notes
  • The Phillies just need Rafael Marchan to improve on his batting runs over last year, and get Adolis Garcia to get back to normal after his bloody spleen, and Rob Thomson can have a rebellious lineup, if Kyle Schwarber, who has had trouble hitting the curveball in the past, can come along.

  • Jake Mangum of the Pirates says, "If you thought Larry Beinfest was courageous before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Blast refinery'."

  • Will Noah Cameron and his badge please come home?

  • Twins pitcher Taylor Rogers has the guts of a toothpick, and could be a big surprise.

Apoetical Blues

detroit blues

New York has a very tight payroll

but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring
           Drew Millas

but he would rather go to
Detroit because they have better
concert halls

 

 

 

 

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