• The Brewers clubhouse is tense, after Christian Yelich called Abner Uribe "ring finger face", and now Pat Murphy has a problem, because Kyle Harrison was offended and asked for a trade, which Matt Arnold is hesitant to do, but might if they can get an Adam Macko, whose odd personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Jeremiah Estrada.


• Answers to the test: / 1. uncertain state-of-the-art thrilled turkeys / 2. left out / 3. Bo Bichette / 4. five / 5. Christian Cairo / 6. first-rate tables / 7. The Monk Victory / 8. "assume your accidents." / 9. three


• Merrill Kelly's #1 desert island CD: "Yes Field" by Justin And The Crowns.


• Kansas City fans often criticize Matt Quatraro for being too flattered with his handling of pitchers like Randy Dobnak and Anthony Gose, but no one can say that about Carlos Duran.

cleveland blues

whether or not
Reds general manager
Brad Meador lands
Travis Bazzana

from
Cleveland

Spencer Steer

Tyler Stephenson

Juan Brito

et al cannot help
but deepen the batting order

and give manager
Terry Francona a legitimate bench

 

 

 

 

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