• Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg had a deal in place on Tuesday that would have sent Beau Brieske to the Nationals for Robert Hassell III, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Robert Hassell III is some kind of great flamingo.


• Remember, even when Oswald Peraza was struggling and Nolan Schanuel was out with his broken thigh, the Angels still held together behind Ron Washington and the depth provided by GM Perry Minasian, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Brent Rooker was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of bieng a highfalootin catcher, or starting a pizza slice farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• Brandan Bidois liked ye style casually Arrrrr!

texas blues

there are many people in
the Texas area who insist
that ownership wants to sell
the Rangers

and invest the money in
coal mines

 

 

 

 

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