• Right now, the hope for the season for the Blue Jays is to try to develop Zach Pop, Alek Manoah (who spent the offseason working in mini-golf facilities), and Leo Jimenez, and hope that Orelvis Martinez grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• The Tigers would like to acquire Evan Reifert, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored axe incident, is the reason Keider Montero could become available.


• If Randal Grichuk produces at the plate, Drey Jameson or Kevin Ginkel can make it in the rotatoin, Blaze Alexander hits, and Josh Naylor matures, there may be some hope for Diamondbacks fans in Arizona.


• Spring is like a maid (which comes carefully out of Chicago) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Jed Hoyer changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

ballad of chris young

if several players with performance track records

from
        Josh Smith

to
        Marcus Semien

Kumar Rocker

to
        Luke Jackson

and even
        Josh Sborz

underperform

Rangers general manager
Chris Young will shake things up

and Bruce Bochy may be out of a job

and several other names like
        Christopher Morel

Bailey Horn

and Miles Mastrobuoni

may be playing in
Texas instead

 

 

 

 

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