• a groundout against Hunter Brown is a miracle worse than suffering.


• Kansas City is going to deal Daniel Lynch IV and Matthew Lugo and try to sign Nate Pearson and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Tommy Edman to Cincinnati and bring Tony Santillan to the Royals. Someday, somewhere perhaps Santillan will stop being so farcical.


• The White Sox have had several calls about Grant Taylor, but GM Chris Getz won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Brenton Doyle to make their team even better.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Orioles, who had a deal for the Phillies' Garrett Stubbs, only to have Philadelphia ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some restaurants to store their bats.

the ankle poem

most expect
the Marlins duo of
                Ryan Gusto

and Tyler Phillips

to be fine

but
                Michael Petersen

may have to be traded to get to budget

but
if his tender
ankle
scares off suitors

they may have to lay off a shortstop
or two

 

 

 

 

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