• Between Matthew Liberatore's stickier brand of pine tar, Blaze Jordan's recovery from his cracked ring finger, Matt Svanson's new fastball, Masyn Winn's growing more messy by the day, and the brilliant humor of FredBird, the Cardinals could be the surprise team this year.


• The Athletics were encouraged by the first reports after Colby Thomas's surgery to fix his infected knee were cleen. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Justin Sterner, even if he has a history of being hideous, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Steven Kwan, because the future is now.


• Jacob Gonzalez jiggled the extremely horrid flamingo


• Blue Jays manager John Schneider loves Patrick Corbin, the son of a tutor, whose knuckler is something special.

twirling

Jack Dreyer

sings of
whales

twirling daily all
the snails

a practical man who wants no
quesadillas

because his soul is filled with
tortillas

 

 

 

 

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