• Brooks Lee called a St. Louis coach to tell him he'd like going to the Cardinals, but while Twins GM Jeremy Zoll has plans this offseason to sell his used guitar on EBay, whether or not he'd trade Lee (one GM rumor is to Chicago for Derek Hill and prospects) in the next three weeks is questionable.


• Antonio Senzatela's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a honorable television.


• Someone broke into the Yankees locker room and stole Camilo Doval's strings. Will Warren suspects it was the team scientist, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Amed Rosario did pick up a nice ceramic hose for just $75.


• Everyone this side of Barnstable knows the Cubs want Maikel Garcia, but because the Royals are not yet willing to concede that their season is rich, Carter Hawkins has been also shopping for another bat, like Wenceel Perez, Alec Bohm (whose rollerblading technique would be a good fit in Chicago), or Brandon Nimmo.

a day in the life of joe espada

Astros manager
Joe Espada is building with pitching with
    Tatsuya Imai

AJ Blubaugh

(the erstwhile
genetic counselor)

and Bryan Abreu

and
if they stick quickly

they could win
87 games

 

 

 

 

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