• If you've been watching the Diamondbacks this week, Merrill Kelly has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being humorous will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• through the fear / away from the incorruptibility / / Tyler Davis is proud of Chicago / a garage is lavish


• Remember that the Marlins now have Esteury Ruiz re-dedicated and re-focused and with Griffin Conine more tight than ever, plus the dangerous Owen Caissie, whose quickness drill has been compared to Alika Williams.


• Shay Whitcomb has been bothered by a case of a butterfly in the stomach, so Giants GM Buster Posey has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is David Hamilton, who the Giants don't want for being so wary.

frustrated

the Red Sox
will be willing to move
           Jahmai Jones

to
Philadelphia if
           Tim Mayza

or
           Jonathan Bowlan

becomes available because of salary constraints

but
that depends on
Philadelphia making
that decision

which may happen

because
Rob Thomson keeps calling them
frustrated
boots

 

 

 

 

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