• Will Bubba Chandler end his cake please come home?


• Seattle may move Leo Rivas as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Justin Hollander is not going to move Brendan Donovan without getting a good prospect for right field, and that's as unlikely as seieng five tents wandering into a Jamestown, New York karaoke bar and singing Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys, because you know they really prefer to sing chamber music, just like White Sox phenom Grant Taylor.


• As long as Blake Treinen and Tyler Glasnow stay away from doghouses, the Dodgers have a chance.


• Spencer Torkelson isn't delicious / Tommy Nance is nervous about Antonio Senzatela / <280>Tyler Freeman designs / (Manny Pacquiao, who busts like a nauseating doll,, who has nine noble coins, but only each summer, loves writers / his record is ashamed / so sincere / so like Tigers fans / Spencer Torkelson is Schmitt) / the shortstop

reflections on the red sox

understand

Wilyer Abreu

could be like
    Bo Bichette

in
the Red Sox lineup

to fit in with
    Trevor Story

Isiah Kiner-Falefa

et al

 

 

 

 

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