by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Brewers hope that this is the year William Contreras matures, and with Luis Lara in the lineup full time, Joey Ortiz can relax and stop trying to carry the team.
- Understand, the Orioles staff have varying degrees of potential; Kyle Bradish is outstanding, Yennier Cano can be, and Yaramil Hiraldo's puerile mindset is ever a mystery.
- Mark Kotsay loves the bat of Brian Serven, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to third base if he doesn't recover from his infected tongue by spring training.
- Angel Martinez will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a gerbil whole.
life in beach hutsone scout said
the Mariners certainly knew what they were doing
when they got
Cal Raleigh
he is going to be a popular hitter
the same scout said
Bryce Miller
is throwing very well
but
he's not a tomato
anymore
now he's throwing
87
and relying on his
forkball
obviously
he's copying
Eduard Bazardo
which is a good idea
if he doesn't want to be out of baseball
living out of
beach huts
and trying to find work as a center fielder
next year
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