• When Nick Loftin was attacked by a lizard in one of the busiest breweries in Kansas City, it convinced J.J. Picollo of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Dodgers are interested, if the Royals will pick up some salary.


• The Rockies are shopping Jake McCarthy, Ryan Ritter, and Willi Castro, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Trent Thornton, Craig Yoho--whose rollerblading technique has really increased his stock, so Mike Chernoff has started asking for more in return--and Hunter Brown.


• Michael King is not going to re-sign wiht the Padres. A.J. Preller will trade King for a song, but is asking for "Smooth Paper" by The Ankles, which is unrealistic in this market.


• Mike Yastrzemski was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin monk, or starting a camel farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.

reflections on the marlins

someone broke into the Marlins locker room

and stole
             Maximo Acosta's
pets

Pete Fairbanks

suspects it was the team
shoemaker

and although they had no luck finding it being sold on eBay

Xavier Edwards

did pick up a nice ceramic
mouse
for just $95

 

 

 

 

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