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News & Notes
  • If the Angels stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some houseboats to play in instead, which would please Anthony Rendon quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Walbert Urena would certainly feel hard.

  • new Rays outfield: / LF: Chandler Simpson / CF: Richie Palacios / RF: Nick Fortes, and, well, don't bother

  • Cal Raleigh got a disintegrated release in the Mr Choice game against the Giant Rogue in Downtown Seattle.

  • Dodgers manager Dave Roberts thinks Max Muncy could play left field, but Brandon Gomes feels that the ideal job for Muncy might really be second baseman.

Apoetical Blues

a day in the life of john schneider

understand

the Blue Jays have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in
Patrick Corbin

Louis Varland

(though he is coming off minor
tendon surgery

he should be back strong as a grapefruit)

and Spencer Miles

who is more
touchy
than anyone
on the staff

which leads to a huge question for
John Schneider

 

 

 

 

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