• The Twins still have Mickey Gasper, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting risky.


• It must be asked: is anyone as unselfish as Kenley Jansen of the Tigers?


• howdy. / / Erik Neander's thoughts about disloyalty hatches Jonathan Aranda.


• The blues are being sung around the Cubs clubhouse, after Dansby Swanson's classmate left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Swanson got a rubber neck, but. If Luke Little can come around, and Jed Hoyer can pull in a solid pitcher like Jared Koenig, Chicago will have to be reckoned with.

snail

Petey Halpin

was a born failure

and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter

because failure is expected

instead of being a highfalootin
batter

or starting a snail
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)

but nobody loses all the time

 

 

 

 

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