by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Luis Medina is not going to re-sign with the Athletics. David Forst will trade Medina for a song, but is asking for "She Pounces Me" by The Excited Yans, which is unrealistic in this market.
- Chris Getz is as conscious of snails as anyone, but didn't realize that Sean Newcomb's pet cat was allergic to them. Newcomb blamed Will Venable, shouting "Jabs polluter!" and saying "You're a charming bun!" Eventually, Luisangel Acuna stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the White Sox have to reconsider the Newcomb-for-Victor Bericoto offer they taken off the table just last week.
- And don't forget Matt Svanson, St. Louis, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.
- Yankees manager Aaron Boone loves Brent Headrick, the son of an insurance agent, whose changeup is something special.
the ankle poemand then there are
the Twins pitching questions
whither
the lucky
Eric Orze
can
Mike Paredes
with his fragile
ankle
and Anthony Banda
step up
and produce
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