• Team song for the Padres: Save Me by Queen.


• Twins manager Rocco Baldelli is building with pitching with Dean Kremer, Connor Prielipp (the erstwhile utility infielder), and Travis Adams, and if they stick quickly, they could win 71 games.


• It's time for every second baseman to have a hand truck.


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos, who had a four-player deal almost done with Cleveland a month ago for Matt Festa and Angel Martinez (Raisel Iglesias, Dominic Smith) only to have the Guardians decide they're still weak enough, then after accepting Los Angeles's Blake Snell-for-Lane Thomas proposal, the Dodgers changed their minds.

the ear poem

Tyler Alexander

strained ear

who used to

throw an oilsmooth-gray
slurve

and break
ninefivefive
knee braces
anon

heavens

he was a persistent man

and what i want to know is

how do you like
this
geniality now

Texas

 

 

 

 

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