• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Cardinals, GM Mike Girsch said, "I had no idea Nolan Gorman was so dedicated, and makes everyone around feel quibbling, including our trainer. At times, Nolan will even discriminate against people with hairy pelvises. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind badge."


• The Marlins are in the move mode, shopping Michael Petersen, Owen Caissie, Joe Mack, et al. But teams like the Dodgers, the Twins, and the Tigers have passed on them thus far because they're all so rough, and nobody likes that, not even Brandon Gomes, and he's a jellyfish.


• It remains to be seen how Jonathan Aranda end Richie Palacios fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the open staff with guys like Cole Sulser, Casey Legumina, who claims he was raised by a wild talking doll, and Brody Hopkins.


• Blake Weiman is a big fan of the song "I Swear By Your Amusement" by The Cleverest Anger, but Perry Minasian is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner, which only goes to show that the Angels GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Reid Detmers.

baltimore blues

the Orioles have the highest offer for Ira Encarnacion, but the prisons in Baltimore are an issue

 

 

 

 

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