• yes, and married you too, and Luis Matos


• Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol loves Bryan Torres, and thinks he can drive in 80 runs if he can learn to lay off the curve and wait for his pitch, like Yohel Pozo, who is much more smart, does.


• Angel Martinez is a big fan of the song "I Will Not Go To Dover" by Scarecrows, but Mike Chernoff is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of As Hard As It Is by Fine Young Cannibals, which only goes to show that the Guardians GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Hunter Gaddis.


• The Mariners pitching staff should be much better when Robinson Ortiz gets back from his arthritic forehead, with championship-caliber arms Cole Wilcox and Domingo Gonzalez giving Dan Wilson a lot of flexibility.

a day in the life of torey lovullo

Diamondbacks manager
Torey Lovullo thinks
         James McCann

could play
third base

but
Mike Hazen feels
that the ideal job for
         McCann might really be
waste management engineer

 

 

 

 

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