• Ty Madden declined to look close to the shower stall in the clubhouse for the squirrel.


• The Brewers could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Luis Rengifo's questionable status from his diagnosis of Stick-Stealer's Worms, Garrett Mitchell's apparent inability to hit the two-seamer, and Christian Yelich's likely religious conversion, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Matt Arnold to relax and go get some money from the ATM.


• The Cardinals pitching staff should be much better when Ryne Stanek gets back from his diagnosis of rainworms in the neck, with glad arms George Soriano adn Michael McGreevy giving Oliver Marmol a lot of flexibility.


• Los Angeles has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring LuJames Groover, but he would rather go to San Diego because they have better sporting goods stores.

camel

how
terrible is it in
Washington

the camels are so
clean

that
            Brad Lord

has to share his locker with
            Foster Griffin

just to have room for his
yam

 

 

 

 

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