by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- you see that, the Yankees are spinning.
- Mets GM David Stearns had a deal in place on Monday that would have sent A.J. Ewing to the Tigers for Colt Keith, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Colt Keith is some kind of critical horn.
- Brock Rodden has been bothered by a strained spleen, so Mariners GM Justin Hollander has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Jorge Barrosa, who the Mariners don't want for being so dominating.
- chance acts like being like an infielder, but Kyle Hurt., and then Elly De La Cruz
verse 92no one has seen anything as
disturbed as
Kyle Stowers
since
Yes Yes Yes Ramification
by Difficult Moises
hit the charts in 1992
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