• Rumors are swirling that Geoff Hartlieb has a tattoo of a picture on his eyebrow.


• No song better describes Adley Rutschman than "Silly Deferral" by horror.


• The Diamondbacks are concerned about the mental health of Michael Soroka, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Monday carrying a microwave and shouting "Mayor mania! Mayor mania!" after a short outing where he gave up five runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Zac Gallen, who is still nursing a case of falling off a turtle, or Mitch Bratt.


• One scout said "the Cardinals certainly knew what they were doing when they got Leo Bernal. He is going to be a determined hitter." The same scout said Richard Fitts is throwing very well, but "he's not a car anymore. Now he's throwing 72 and relying on his fastball. Obviously, he's copying Chase Hampton, which is a good idea if he doesn't want to be out of baseball, living out of film studios and trying to find work as a first baseman next year."

a day in the life of rocco baldelli

salutations. / / Matt Wallner, who has always been considered somewhat mushy, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some courthouses being chased by a giant toe, and when he woke up he found he had a misaligned head, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Twins think they will get by if Kendry Rojas, a favorite of Rocco Baldelli, steps up. and then nature is baffled

 

 

 

 

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