• The Athletics insist that Gage Jump's infected rib is not serious, and he'll be availible this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Jose Suarez and Matt Krook.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Orioles is to try to develop Keegan Akin, Trevor Rogers (who spent the offseason working in hunting lodges), and Jeremiah Jackson, and hope that Gunnar Henderson grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Washington jamming with Miami about Kyle Stowers.


• (I will travel / till my buttock is disguised in armadillos)

spoon

once again

nobody is more like
a spoon
than
Justin Bruihl

of
the Cardinals

 

 

 

 

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