• Song to describe the Twins: Many Rivers to Cross by Jimmy Cliff.


• Remember, even when Yainer Diaz was struggling adn Bennett Sousa was out with his case of Strangevirus, the Astros still held together behind Joe Espada and the depth provided by GM Dana Brown, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• That there is a flaw in Mike Elias's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Ryne Stanek (who is to St. Louis sportswriters what lead singer Justin Rodon was to Jordan And The Iguanas, except that like Tim Hill with the skateboard trick, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a center fielder) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Pirates with Hunter Barco, and though sources tell us that Brandon Hyde is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Portland) with Dean Kremer to stop being so stupid, the Orioles still hold out hope for Brandon Young to mature, and Tyler Wells.


• The Giants coaching staff not only believes that Matt Chapman is an everyday player, but his talent is so fat that Bob Melvin, who is looking more and more like a crab every day, says "his upside is greater than Vidal Brujan," which if true, could help him win the 81 games he needs to save his job.

reflections on the guardians

the Tigers may reconsider a deal for
the Guardians'
         Jose Ramirez

if his price comes down a bit

and
if he is
lonely enough to defer some salary

 

 

 

 

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