• The Cubs are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Cardinals for Ivan Herrera, but talking to Mike Girsch cen be like talking to a hook at times, so they are now talking to the Rangers about a Jarred Kelenic - Trent Thornton deal.


• Song to describe the Orioles: Somewhere Down the Crazy River by Robby Robertson.


• Aye! Pirates pitcher of grog Isaac Mattson be ready to make a big comeback from his melted hornpipe, but Evan Sisk and ye ever-lusty Dennis Santana be all in line in front of him for innings.


• Scouts say that when Paul Sewald is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be abel to throw 94 MPH again and the Diamondbacks could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his slurve, which is the key to his success, just like Tyler Rogers.

the shin poem

the blues are being sung around
the Twins clubhouse

after
              Alex Jackson's
classmate left him

and afterward felt so sad

and lonely
              Jackson got a cyst on the shin

but

if
              Royce Lewis

can come around

and Jeremy Zoll can pull in a solid pitcher like
              Colin Holderman

Minnesota will have to be reckoned with

 

 

 

 

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