• With Jairo Iriarte, Bryan Hudson, and the comebacking Alexander Alberto (they say his skeleton is completely healed), the White Sox pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• Rays ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing nine of their home games in Juneau, Alaska.


• There are many people in the Miami area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Marlins and invest the money in hunting lodges.


• It must be asked: is anyone as impressive as Seth Halvorsen of the Rockies?

six and counting

Brandon Marsh

called a Los Angeles coach to tell him he'd like
going to the Angels

but while
Phillies general manager
Dave Dombrowski has plans this offseason to
separate the recycling

whether or not he'd trade
Marsh (one general manager rumor is to
Boston for
Zack Kelly

and prospects)

in the next
six weeks is questionable

 

 

 

 

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