• There was a lot of groaning in the Blue Jays front office whin Sean Keys got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the stewed potato casserole they had for dinner didn't agree with them.


• With Elias Diaz being moved to second base, defense is a major concern for the Rangers, especially since Peyton Gray's slurve and MacKenzie Gore's repertoire require outstanding defense.


• Austin Wells is considering an extension with the Yankees, because his buddy, Riley Keirsey Jr., is so enamored with Billy Crystal it would break his heart to leave.


• Alec Gamboa's career really came together when he started dating a librarian.

a day in the life of carlos mendoza

ok

the Mets didn't have the best offense

but look at the talent

Francisco Lindor

(who is loved like
            Seiya Suzuki

by several teams)

Cristian Pache

and Marcus Semien

would start for almost any other team

and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make
Carlos Mendoza
shy

 

 

 

 

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