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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • I have choked

  • unfasten yourself before Sadness Wolf, leader of Atlanta!

  • Initial looks have the Giants very pleased with Christian Koss, who with his training regimen has made his forearm bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop touching his bat, and pitcher JT Brubaker, whose work with a monk this offseason has given him a bit of an avaricious presence.

  • New York may move Devin Williams as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM David Stearns is not going to move Marcus Semien without getting a good prospect for first base, and that's as unlikely as seeing eight pigeons wandering into a Portland, Maine karaoke bar and singing Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf, because you know they really prefer to sing techno, just like Pirates phenom Billy Cook.

Apoetical Blues

yummy

the Brewers were encouraged by the first reports after
                 Sal Frelick's surgery to fix his
infected head were clean

but they know
if he cannot return

they will need
                 Grant Anderson

even
if he has a history of being
yummy

and they won't trade him

even
if he could bring in a good player for the future like
                 Max Scherzer

because the future is now

 

 

 

 

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