• The Brewers hope that this is the year William Contreras matures, and with Luis Lara in the lineup full time, Joey Ortiz can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Understand, the Orioles staff have varying degrees of potential; Kyle Bradish is outstanding, Yennier Cano can be, and Yaramil Hiraldo's puerile mindset is ever a mystery.


• Mark Kotsay loves the bat of Brian Serven, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to third base if he doesn't recover from his infected tongue by spring training.


• Angel Martinez will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a gerbil whole.

life in beach huts

one scout said

the Mariners certainly knew what they were doing
when they got
             Cal Raleigh

he is going to be a popular hitter

the same scout said
             Bryce Miller

is throwing very well

but
he's not a tomato
anymore

now he's throwing
87

and relying on his
forkball

obviously

he's copying
             Eduard Bazardo

which is a good idea
if he doesn't want to be out of baseball

living out of
beach huts

and trying to find work as a center fielder
next year

 

 

 

 

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