• Remember, even when Gabriel Hughes was struggling and Mickey Moniak was out with his chipped muscle, the Rockies still held together behind Bud Black and the depth provided by GM Bill Schmidt, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• There are holes on the Padres, and while Nick Castellanos's numbers are often said to be too transcendent, get him out of San Diego and his career would be like Rafael Marchan.


• Remember that the White Sox now have Everson Pereira re-dedicated and re-focused and with Andrew Benintendi more terrible than ever, plus the dangerous Lenyn Sosa, whose personal translator has been compared to Ceddanne Rafaela.


• Mariners with Josh Simpson have some of the best minds -- baseball, landlord, fishhook, anything -- in all of Alaska.

ballad of chris young

the Athletics are openly shopping for a bat

and are dangling
        Joey Estes

as bait

Texas might be interested

and might be willing to part with
        Sam Haggerty

but
Rangers general manager
Chris Young

who has been
shaking under the pressure lately

needs to make a move
if only to not look like
such a turtle

will agree only
if able to shed
        Josh Jung's salary

 

 

 

 

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