• While the Rays believe that Bryan Baker will come back, and Garrett Cleavinger will emerge, they will soon find out the healht of Kevin Kelly's beard.


• The Twins clubhouse is tense, after Alex Jackson called Tommy Nance "fingernail face", and now Rocco Baldelli has a problem, because Taylor Rogers was offended and asked for a trade, which Jeremy Zoll is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a JT Brubaker, whose tricky personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Jacob Misiorowski.


• Jake Irvin, symptom indicating Chang Colic, who used to, throw a rosemarysmooth-scarlet slider, and break fourfivefive bats urgently, oh. He was a determined man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this gallantry now, Washington.


• New York fans oftin criticize Aaron Boone for being too deceitful with his handling of pitchers like Max Fried and Ryan Yarbrough, but no one can say that about Will Warren.

verse 68

the White Sox need
      Drew Romo

healthy after his
hemorrhoidal thigh

and think if
      Munetaka Murakami

can be more patient

and stop chasing
the four-seamed fastball

he can knock in
68 runs

along with
      Braden Montgomery

 

 

 

 

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