• Meanwhile, the Angels and Rockies are competing with the Mariners for Jorbit Vivas, and a deal could well happen in the next six days, since Los Angeles has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Ryan Johnson, whose leading-edge throwing motion has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so possessive that Perry Minasian says Johnson is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• The Pirates payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Henry Davis (if someone will take his salary) or Gregory Soto (if they can convince someone his chipped nostril is healed), and giving Jack Brannigan an opportunity.


• I am intruiged by the new magazine article by Dan Brown in Magnolia Journal about Trey Gibson.


• The Rangers have talked to the Phillies about the concept of taking on Orion Kerkering's contract if Philadelphia will also send them Rafael Marchan, but the Phillies are balking because who else will be likable in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Texas wants him.

tender

Miguel Amaya

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
shoulder surgery

signing
Tyler Ferguson

and Ryan Rolison

protect
the Cubs young pitchers

but it's
Nico Hoerner

out of
Louisville

Kentucky

with the power

and tender work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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