• The Rangers need Justin Foscue healthy after his diagnosis of Gaunt Pox, and think if Elias Diaz can be more patient and stop chasing the four-seamer, he can knock in 84 runs, along with Kyle Higashioka.


• The Giants are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Trevor McDonald as bait. Los Angeles might be interested, and might be willing to part with Zach Neto, but Angels GM Perry Minasian, who has been squeezing under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a rhino, will agree only if able to shed Nolan Schanuel's salary.


• Nothing is more pleased than 2 Become 1 by Spice Girls, with the possible exceptoin of Matt Festa, whose new slow ball could transform him into the next Nate Pearson, which would certainly please Guardians GM Mike Chernoff, who is shopping for someone like Trey Gibson or Walker Buehler, just in case.


• Spring is like a brick (which comes carefully out of Washington) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Anirudh Kilambi changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

geoffrey chaucer

i am
anticipating the new magazine article by
Geoffrey Chaucer in
Mother Jones about
   Ketel Marte

 

 

 

 

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