• Mike Chernoff is as conscious of teleprompters as anyone, but didn't realize that Johnathan Rodriguez's pet iguana was allergic to them. Rodriguez blamed Stephen Vogt, shouting "Nominated zebra!" and saying "You're a dumb guitar!" Eventually, Colin Holderman stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Guardians have to reconsider the Rodriguez-for-Dylan Cease offer they taken off the table just last week.


• Understand, Jhonny Pereda could be like Oswaldo Cabrera in the Mariners lineup, to fit in with Cal Raleigh, Rob Refsnyder, et al.


• One potentially aghast pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a coarse frog is JP Sears, whose big change can be traced to a kite he found while touring some Old Navy stores on his winter vacation in Myanmar, which when Kutter Crawford heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Sears the secret of his promotional tour in exchange.


• With Hunter Feduccia on the horizon, Erik Neander is looking to deal Griffin Jax in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Ronel Blanco and JoJo Romero, who is available after allegedly calling the team long reliever, who is now threatening to sue for four milloin dollars, a floor, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Cardinals, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Andre Pallante.

scone

these are the days
that lead
plumbers to overdo it with
hippos

what then

will become of
Pat Murphy
if his players keep running around as
if their
fingernails were weighed down with
scone

 

 

 

 

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