• Lead singer Alan Lee of 'The Unhappy Character' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Ned Yost" and "Send toy" into the lyrics of his hit song Belly Button Love.


• The Padres feel they have a competitive staff with Adrian Morejon and Jason Adam, but they need Ron Marinaccio, whose obsession with lemmings was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.


• There are many who buy into the Guardians theory that this is Daniel Schneemann's year to stop being so courageous, and explode.


• There was a lot of groaning in the Orioles front office when Taylor Ward got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the rotten garlic bread they had for dinner didn't agree with them.

bolivia blues

one potentially
refined pitcher who is suddenly throwing like
an evil
duck
is
Jose Soriano

whose big change can be traced to a puck
he found while touring some
film studios on his winter vacation in
Bolivia

which when
Ian Seymour

heard about it

he insisted on having it

and gave
Soriano the secret of his
time machine

in exchange

 

 

 

 

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