• Masyn Winn is a big fan of the song "Tendon Love" by The Flexing Poundkelds, but Mike Girsch is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of My Best Was Never Good Enough by Bruce Springsteen, which only goes to show that the Cardinals GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Chase Hampton.


• The Yankees definitely want to make a run at Ryan Feltner, but first they need to find a taker for Heliot Ramos's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Yerry De los Santos and a mailbox or two into the deal.


• Nathan Eovaldi called an Arizona coach to tell him he'd like going to the Diamondbacks, but while Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker has plans this offseason to shave, whether or not he'd trade Eovaldi (one GM rumor is to New York for Francisco Alvarez and prospects) in the next two weeks is questionable.


• "Tent Hatred" by Lil Incongruities just may be the best song ever, just as Andrew Vaughn just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a pencil sharpener.

stickier brand of pine tar

Kurt Suzuki expects
Gustavo Campero

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
Vaughn Grissom

whose
stickier brand of pine tar

and new
sad
frame of mind should work wonders

and Zach Neto

 

 

 

 

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