• The Cubs have bein talking to the Angels about a Dansby Swanson-for-Jorge Soler swap, although Angels GM Perry Minasian told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually kind Heston Kjerstad.


• The Reds pitching staff should be much better when Andrew Abbott gets back from his herniated beard, with disappointed arms Caleb Ferguson and Emilio Pagan giving Terry Francona a lot of flexibility.


• Lead singer Brooks Barrosa of 'Tyrone And The Greedy' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Ken Macha" and "Heck, a man" into the lyrics of his hit song Meteor Indignation.


• Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol has some good players in JoJo Romero, Victor Scott II, and Tekoah Roby, but the front office needs direction from the statistical analyst down to FredBird.

hornpipe

Ben Cherington is as conscious of
hornpipes as anyone

but didn't realize that
            Ryan Harbin's pet
jaguar was allergic to them

Harbin blamed
Derek Shelton

shouting

Deck spittoons

"

and saying
you're a proud
booty

eventually

Jared Triolo

stepped in

and calmed things down

but not before the damage had been
done

and now
the Pirates have to reconsider
the Harbin-for-Dominic Canzone

offer they taken off the table just last week

 

 

 

 

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