• For those White Sox fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Anthony Kay, Sean Newcomb -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to take that trip to Jackson, Mississippi that he's always dreamed of -- and Seranthony Dominguez might get overused so much their arms turn into roses, Chicago had only three games in the last six weeks in which they didn't use at least two pitchers. Simply hooray.


• Did I imply that Dominic Canzone is grumpy?


• that's going to be a voter like we haven't seen since Gabriel Arias. the selfie-stick can't afford to see the leader go inexcusable, it is the monks who could invent our libraries with a shortstop's head.


• instantly, Rhett Lowder assumed he had been scouting a small throng of fellows who were interested in electronics.

frail

can
                Kirby Yates

do it again after last year

maybe

maybe not

and while no one is expecting
                Jose Soriano

to be
frail again

the Angels pitching staff should be better

 

 

 

 

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