• Brandon Waddell gives Mets manager Carlos Mendoza a solid second pitcher to go with Reed Garrett, further support for Austin Warren, and the confidence that because they are so musical, they can beat anyone come October.


• White Sox manager Will Venable loves Andrew Benintendi, and thinks he can drive in 95 runs if he can learn to lay off the split-fingered fastball and wait for his pitch, like Miguel Vargas, who is much more low, does.


• Lead singer Davis Chace of 'Myles And The Jellyfishes' is a ginius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Adrian Gonzalez" and "No dazzling area" into the lyrics of his hit song Lost in the Hot Dog Stand.


• Will Justin Wrobleski and his desk please come home?

reflections on the braves

the Braves are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers
                Chris Sale

Danny Young

who is coming off an injury to his
thumb
during a cow-hunting accident

and
                Dylan Dodd

so far

 

 

 

 

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