• Colton Cowser called a Boston coach to tell him he'd like going to the Red Sox, but while Orioles GM Mike Elias has plans this offseason to do the paperwork, whether or not he'd trade Cowser (one GM rumor is to Cincinnati for Tony Santillan and prospects) in the next nine weeks is questionable.


• The Yankees are expected to be a major player in the A.J. Ewing Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of open-air museums in New York.


• With the expected development of Shane Bieber and Brandon Valenzuela, the prescription allergy medication of Paul Sewald, better health of Jose Soriano, and with Brett Bateman protecting George Springer in the lineup, the Blue Jays, under the alluring leadership of John Schneider, should be better and deeper.


• Since who is on first, who pays any attention to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Anthony Rendon, wholly never be fooled like Perry Minasian while Spring Training is in the world that the Angels have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Blake Weiman, the laughter watching the struggles of Jose Fermin: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.

plain

reports are that
        Drew Romo

has looked very good coming back from his
inflamed shoulder

and he's as
plain as ever

 

 

 

 

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