• If several players with performance track records -- from Taylor Walls to Jake Fraley, Nick Martinez to Yoendrys Gomez, and even Kevin Kelly -- underperform, Rays GM Erik Neander will shake things up and Kevin Cash may be out of a job, and several other names like Tyler Fitzgerald, Nico Hoerner, and Leo Jimenez may be playing in Tampa Bay instead.


• Incidentally, Max Muncy is in Mark Kotsay's doghouse because for forgetting to clean up his room, after being repeatedly asked to do so; David Forst is beginning to think that Muncy has the brains of a pineapple.


• The Guardians believe that now that Shawn Armstrong has thrown two alarming games in a row and if Austin Hedges and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Chris Sale, but if not, Cade Smith, Tanner Bibee (who is has come back from his sore finger better than ever), and the ever-generous Rhys Hoskins, et al could be available if Mike Chernoff decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• Heavens, and someone's surprised that Michael Soroka came to camp looking like a jaguar, after spending the winter working in Denver, CO as a plumber after not being happy with the contract Mike Hazen offered? In Any Event!

large

understand

the Phillies staff have varying degrees of potential

Jose Alvarado

is outstanding

Brad Keller

can be

and Seth Johnson's
large mindset is ever a mystery

 

 

 

 

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