• Anirudh Kilambi is frustrated that Josh Byrnes turned down an offer of Cade Cavalli for Jaden Hill, but is not mistrustful enought to throw Miles Mikolas into the deal.


• Dave Roberts, seemingly, is the right manager for the Dodgers, understadns the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Athletics or the Pirates, and may be much more tight than a lot of people realize.


• Cubs manager Craig Counsell loves Shota Imanaga, the son of a student, whose slider is something special.


• The Braves definitely want to make a run at Ben Williamson, but first they need to find a taker for Joel Payamps's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Michael Harris II and a receipt or two into the deal.

ballad of mike chernoff

that there is a flaw in
Mike Chernoff's brilliant team

it is in not quite
being able to truly land a Lucas Erceg

(who is to
Kansas City sportswriters what lead singer
Bailey
Smith was to
The Appendixes

except
that like
Brandon Nimmo

with
the guardian angel

has a better chance of a post-career career

in this case becoming a builder)

to anchor a staff
that would otherwise rival only
that of
the Twins with
Joe Ryan

and though sources tell us that
Stephen Vogt is working harder
than anyone
anywhere (including the entire city of
Lexington)

with
Slade Cecconi

to stop being so
nasty

the Guardians still hold out hope for
Gavin Williams

to mature

and Peyton Pallette

 

 

 

 

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