• Jose Altuve is to the Astros what the song "I Need Hatred" is to Tugging.


• Understand this: these are the Pirates, not the Blue Jays. Things will happen, because general manager Ben Cherington knows the team is dreadful and needs a boost.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Mets, who had a deal for the Angels' Vaughn Grissom, only to have Los Angeles ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some slums to store their tanks.


• The Rangers would like to acquire Cade Horton, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored gumball incident, is the reason Cody Bradford could become available.

ballad of to which your feet can never more return!

to which your feet can never more return!

 

 

 

 

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