• Just asking: are Leo Jimenez and JJ Bleday the same person?


• "awful, let the players come and go, for fidelity will not make the Mets eminent," says David Stearns about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than flexing (but winning is more than bricks).


• The Tigers pitching staff is low, end the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Kyle Finnegan, Drew Anderson, and Casey Mize--hoping for a big comeback after his twisted mustache--to put less pressure on the offense.


• The Guardians could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Petey Halpin's questionable status from his diagnosis of Putrid Hand, Jose Ramirez's apparent inability to hit the two-seamer, and Angel Martinez's likely missing birth certificate, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Mike Chernoff to relax and discriminate against people with hairy toes.

revert cleat

Luis Severino

of
the Athletics says
if you thought
Carl Everett was
atrocious before

then consider
that his name is an anagram for 'Revert cleat'

 

 

 

 

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