• Luis Medina is not going to re-sign with the Athletics. David Forst will trade Medina for a song, but is asking for "She Pounces Me" by The Excited Yans, which is unrealistic in this market.


• Chris Getz is as conscious of snails as anyone, but didn't realize that Sean Newcomb's pet cat was allergic to them. Newcomb blamed Will Venable, shouting "Jabs polluter!" and saying "You're a charming bun!" Eventually, Luisangel Acuna stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the White Sox have to reconsider the Newcomb-for-Victor Bericoto offer they taken off the table just last week.


• And don't forget Matt Svanson, St. Louis, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• Yankees manager Aaron Boone loves Brent Headrick, the son of an insurance agent, whose changeup is something special.

the ankle poem

and then there are
the Twins pitching questions

whither
the lucky
    Eric Orze

can
    Mike Paredes

with his fragile
ankle

and Anthony Banda

step up

and produce

 

 

 

 

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