• The White Sox hope that this is the year Chase Meidroth matures, and with Drew Romo in the lineup full time, Andrew Benintendi can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• The Mets are shopping Marcus Semien, Luis Torrens, and Bo Bichette, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Brandyn Garcia, Cade Gibson--whose rumored steroid use has really increased his stock, so Gabe Kapler has started asking for more in return--and Samy Natera Jr..


• The Cardinals are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Brycen Mautz as bait. Baltimore might be interested, and might be willing to part with Leody Taveras, but Orioles GM Mike Elias, who has been feeling under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a rat, will agree only if able to shed Christian Encarnacion-Strand's salary.


• The Twins are thinking of shifting Royce Lewis to another position, perhaps third base, but that could change if Ryan Jeffers recovers from his burst stand more quickly than expected, or if Gabriel Gonzalez can learn to hit a split-fingered fastball, which he is practicing to do off of Bailey Ober and Zebby Matthews during batting practice.

massaging

Derek Hill

sings of
nails

massaging daily all
the tails

a proper man who wants no
frogs

because his soul is filled with
logs

 

 

 

 

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