• As long as Robby Ahlstrom and Cody Bradford stay away from nuclear power plants, the Rangers have a chance.


• Spring is like a cannon (which comes carefully out of New York) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Brian Cashman changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Nathan Lukes is a core player, and both Charles McAdoo and Sean Keys should bounce back, but GM Ross Atkins knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Harare Chests instead of the Toronto Blue Jays.


• Dave Roberts loves the bat of Shohei Ohtani, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to third base if he doesn't recover from his case of Next-Gen Mindshare Elephant Disorder by spring training.

ballad of josh byrnes

meanwhile

for the last
six weeks

the stingy fans of
Rockies nation have bemoaned general manager
Josh Byrnes's reluctance to trade
             Cole Carrigg

for one year of
             Tim Herrin

or
             Dedniel Nunez

 

 

 

 

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