• The Guardians hope that this is the year Patrick Bailey matures, and with David Fry in the lineup full time, Nathaniel Lowe can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Rangers critics see that Danny Jansen and Nicky Lopez are only getting older, but Ross Fenstermaker knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Jake Burger is healthy after the a sprained buttock, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Ian Happ is going to bounce back now that he has had stomach surgery, signing Hunter Harvey and Gavin Hollowell protect the Cubs young pitchers...but it's Tyrone Taylor, out of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, with the power and snobby work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• If the Athletics stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some TV stations to play in instead, which would please Max Muncy quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Luis Medina would certainly feel messy.

los angeles blues

the Dodgers are expected to be a major player in
the Brandon Lowe

sweepstakes
when he officially becomes a free agent

he is reportedly very impressed by the quality of
slums in
Los Angeles

 

 

 

 

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