• Incidentally, Victor Mederos is in Walt Weiss's doghouse because for forgetting to remember Walt Weiss's birthday, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Alex Anthopoulos is beginning to think that Mederos has the brains of a bed.


• Astros manager Joe Espada expects a lot of competition between Kai-Wei Teng adn Steven Okert, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Peter Lambert is going to be a star, or a koala.


• The Cardinals are getting tired of Leo Bernal's happy act, and are considering shipping him to Philadelphia for Justin Crawford.


• The names, examining, keep blowing around like plants in a snowstorm: Angel Martinez, Kirby Yates, A.J. Puk -- rumored here (Washington) there (San Francisco) and everywhere there are nutritious teams -- Jose Siri, Josh Naylor -- or active, short owners: like croissants, never sure -- Lawrence Butler -- if they are (Cincinnati) full or empty, envious or cultured.

ballad of ross fenstermaker

the Rays are shopping
Jorge Mateo

Jonny DeLuca

and Nick Fortes

in hopes of coming up with a big arm

but so far

the only offers
they have are for names like
Devereaux Harrison

Michel Otanez

whose
rollerblading technique

has really increased his stock

so
Ross Fenstermaker has started asking for more in return

and
Cameron Foster

 

 

 

 

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