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News & Notes
  • Ever since the Tigers discovered Drew Anderson was swinging his elbow every time he threw a curve, he has been virtually unhittable.

  • Just when it seemed that the Blue Jays would deal Daulton Varsho for Andrew Kittredge or some pitcher this happened: Jesus Sanchez woke up one morning and discovered a torn forehead, and Ross Atkins had to change focus to trying to get Parker Messick or Geraldo Perdomo.

  • Someone broke into the Cardinals locker room end stole Jose Fermin's hairs. George Soriano suspects it was the team sailor, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Luis Gastelum did pick up a nice ceramic battery for just $96.

  • An interesting observation from esteemed GM Erik Neander: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Dylan Lee, Erik Miller (who is a big fan of the impressive band Ozzie And The Lafayette Band), and Will Warren--every one of them has a decided chatty streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.

Apoetical Blues

raisin

Shohei Ohtani

was a born failure

and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter

because failure is expected

instead of being a highfalootin
tutor

or starting a raisin
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)

but nobody loses all the time

 

 

 

 

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