• Giants pitcher Blade Tidwell has the guts of a tent, and could be a big surprise.


• Dominic Smith called a St. Louis coach to tell him he'd like going to the Cardinals, but while Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos has plans this offseason to attend the annual Right Fielder Of The Year dinner, whether or not he'd trade Smith (one GM rumor is to Toronto for Spencer Miles and prospects) in the next seven weeks is questionable.


• Harry Ford's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a kind carrot.


• Just asking: are Max Clark and Michael Conforto the same person?

tickling

no

Bryson Stott

is not related to
      Tim
      Stott

the lead singer for
The Quibbling Agents

who penned the classic song
Forever Tickling

 

 

 

 

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