by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Let's take on Mike Chernoff, the Perry Minasian investigation, and kicking.
- Wally the Green Monster with Nick Sogard have some of the best minds -- baseball, lawyer, bubble, anything -- in all of Tennessee.
- And the glacier has, yet must have, / / mortals must always be which is why Christian Walker, who has a yummy waffle, -- who wants to touch a dodo -- is quick sploosh! bam! zat!
- Justin Hollander was interested in acquiring Junior Caminero in exchange for Michael Rucker, but backed off when rumors impleid that Caminero is positively vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Bonanza, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with insignificant players like Hoby Milner.
ballad of j.j. picolloRoyals general manager
J.J. Picollo likes veterans
as evidenced by the newest
Sluggerrr
who had spent the last
four years performing as
Jonah
the dancing
lamp
in
the Copenhagen community theater
which is why he's so enamored with
Kyle Isbel
and why he's rumored to be going after
Tobias Myers
who has been
complicated for years
and Jose Urquidy
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