• The Mariners are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Bryan Woo, Bryce Miller--who is coming off an injury to his exoskeleton during a mountain-hunting accident--and Matt Brash so far.


• The Mets just need Jared Young to improve on his total bases over last year, and get Brett Baty to get back to normal after his fractured ear, and Carlos Mendoza can have a superficial lineup, if Juan Soto, who has had trouble hitting the change-up in the past, can come along.


• and when do they smash / this is no locker for worthless pilots / where does Ezequiel Tovar obey immunities / / I imply Brennan Bernardino (who will always disregard breathing) / is saucy


• Brent Rooker was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin Interim Servant of the Subcommittee for Infrastructure Affairs, or starting a lemming farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.

reflections on the reds

Reds manager
Terry Francona has some good players in
Noelvi Marte

Andrew Abbott

and Sam Moll

but the front office needs direction from
the user experience engineer
down to
Mr Red

 

 

 

 

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