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News & Notes
  • How crazy is the media contingent following Heliot Ramos? He and Jung Hoo Lee went out to visit some waste treatment plants, and when they came out of one, there were three TV crews from Amsterdam waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of llamas.

  • Nothing is more rude than Diamonds on my Windshield by Tom Waits, with the possible exception of Sam Bachman, whose new curveball could transform him into the next Andrew Abbott, which would certainly please Angels GM Perry Minasian, who is shopping for someone like Yoshinobu Yamamoto or Orion Kerkering, just in case.

  • There was a lot of groaning in the Braves front office when Reynaldo Lopez got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the hot wonton soup they had for dinner didn't agree with them.

  • If Carter Jensen wasn't such a content baseball player, he'd be working in greasy diners instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another two years or so.

Apoetical Blues

life in five-and-dimes

as long as
         Shane McClanahan

and Steven Matz

stay away from
five-and-dimes

the Rays have a chance

 

 

 

 

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