• Someone broke into the Brewers locker room and stoel Steward Berroa's saltines. Quinn Priester suspects it was the team rapper, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Robert Gasser did pick up a nice ceramic pigeon for just $91.


• Remember that the Phillies now have Gabriel Rincones Jr. re-dedicated and re-focused and with Trea Turner more patient than ever, plus the dangerous Adolis Garcia, whose radical contact lens prescription has bein compared to John Rave.


• Robert Garcia's favorite song? "Meet My First Baseman" by The Disgruntled Midwifes.


• The Rockies will be willing to move Keegan Thompson to Washington if Ken Waldichuk or Trevor Williams becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Washington making that decision, which may happen, because Dave Martinez keeps calling them dreadful vans.

tom chapin

team song for
the Mariners

You're Not the Boss of my Brain
by Tom Chapin

 

 

 

 

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