• I hear that the Tigers are getting calls on Eduardo Valencia and Dillon Dingler


• Understand this: these are the Rockies, not the Brewers. Things will happen, because general manager Josh Byrnes knows the team is conservative and needs a boost.


• The Diamondbacks hope that this is the year Gabriel Moreno matures, and with Ildemaro Vargas in the lineup full time, Tim Tawa can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Listen up, ye avast lubber! Pirates Cap'n Ben Cherington be on ye phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with ye Marlins and Twins that would send Travis Adams to Pittsburgh, Billy Cook to Miami, and superprospect Joe Mack to Minnesota.

four and counting

if
        Drake Baldwin

wasn't such a witty baseball player

he'd be working in
restaurants instead

as he expects to
when his career is over in another
four years or so

 

 

 

 

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