• If Justin Hagenman wasn't such a nitpicking baseball player, he'd be working in hunting lodges instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another four years or so.


• If Tyler Ferguson can come back from his diagnosis of birdworms in the nostril and Dansby Swanson can come into his own and Carter Hawkins can close a deal for Evan Phillips, the Cubs could be a team to watch.


• Understand, while moving Josh Rojas to outfield and pushing Tyler Tolbert may boost them, the fact remains that the Royals have a gaping hole until Michael Massey can return from his lacerated toe, which J.J. Picollo must deal with by possibly going after someone like Anthony Seigler, who is dumb, or Shea Langeliers, if David Forst is open to it.


• Wiht Tristan Beck now back off surgery for his back and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Giants staff with Landen Roupp and perhaps Buster Posey's sleeper, Seth Lonsway, isn't bad.

wow, i'm disloyal

Ali Sanchez

of
the Yankees says
if you thought
Woody Williams was
curious before

then consider
that his name is an anagram for 'Wow, I'm disloyal'

 

 

 

 

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