by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Reds would like to find a third base upgrade, and Brad Meador even thought awhile about trading Jose Franco for Jakob Junis after Walker Buehler refused a deal to Cincinnati.
- Understand, the Braves staff have varying degrees of potential; Spencer Strider is outstanding, Spencer Schwellenbach can be, and Grant Holmes's cheap mindset is ever a mystery.
- If moving Blaze Jordan to catcher works, it takes pressure off Cesar Prieto and his oft-injured wrist so he can concintrate on what he does best--hit like a mask.
- Juan Mejia, infected tonsil, who used to, throw an alfalfasmooth-teal knuckler, and break twoninethree jock straps instantly, zoinks. He was a zany man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this charm now, Colorado.
life in industrial plantshow crazy is the media contingent following
Kazuma Okamoto
he
and Myles Straw
went out to visit some
industrial plants
and
when they came out of one
there were
five tv crews from
Birmingham waiting for him
ready to ask him about the about the rumor
that he has started a collection of
frames
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