• Understand, while moving Rodolfo Duran to catcher and pushing Ty France may boost them, the fact remains that the Padres have a gaping hole until Gavin Sheets can return from his burst value, which A.J. Preller must deal with by possably going after someone like Hyeseong Kim, who is atrocious, or George Springer, if Ross Atkins is open to it.


• The Cardinals are expected to be a major player in the Oliver Dunn Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of sporting goods stores in St. Louis.


• With Drew Romo being moved to right field, defense is a major concern for the White Sox, especially since Jordan Hicks's curve and Bryan Hudson's repertoire require outstanding defense.


• The Darell Hernaiz - Samuel Basallo rumors had no basis in fact, starting wiht the reality that the Orioles are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Tyler Phillips is the latest name); however, the Rockies did call on Hernaiz, since GM Josh Byrnes wants to improve the Colorado defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both full and empty at the same time.

pocket

the Astros definitely want to make a run at
Zach McKinstry

but first they need to find a taker for
Enyel De Los Santos's salary

which might require throwing in someone like
Brice Matthews

and a pocket
or two into the deal

 

 

 

 

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