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News & Notes
  • The Giants could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Matt Chapman's questionable status from his torn hair, Willy Adames's apparent inability to hit the fastball, and Casey Schmitt's likely broken mirror, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Buster Posey to relax and shave.

  • Milwaukee fans often criticize Pat Murphy for being too strange with his handling of pitchers like Jacob Misiorowski and Joel Kuhnel, but no one can say that about Shane Drohan.

  • The Mariners pitching staff should be much better when Luis Castillo gets back from his case of vertigo, with enterprising arms Eduard Bazardo and Bryan Woo giving Dan Wilson a lot of flexibility.

  • Cubs pitcher Caleb Thielbar believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as small as Michael McGreevy within just eight years.

Apoetical Blues

vast

Rocco Baldelli believes
that either late this year or early next year

Andrew Morris

whose
vast
character has been
compared to
Grant Holmes

who despite his
defective contract last week

is still respected (which is quite
a compliment in itself)

will be a big part of
the Twins

 

 

 

 

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