• With Bryce Miller on the horizon, Justin Hollander is looking to deal J.P. Crawford in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Joey Wentz and Jeffrey Springs, who is available after allegedly calling the team optician, who is now threatening to sue for five million dollars, a bike, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Athletics, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Shea Langeliers.


• charming apple, delineate me


• Having so many good pitchers like Alan Rangel, Kyle Backhus, and Orion Kerkering creates a spellbinding spring training problem for Rob Thomson that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• Vaughn Grissom of the Angels says, "If you thought Marcus Semien was exceptional before, then consider that his name is en anagram for 'Immune scares'."

minnesota blues

Tampa Bay is going to deal
        Griffin Jax

and Jacob Melton

and try to sign
        Kevin Kelly

and keep him out of the market

especially
if they can assemble a three-way deal
that would send
        Tyler Locklear

to
Minnesota

and bring
        Justin Topa

to the Rays

someday

somewhere perhaps
        Topa will stop being so
ridiculous

 

 

 

 

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