• These are the days that lead designers to overdo it wiht bobbleheads. What then, will become of Matt Quatraro if his players keep running around as if their ligaments were weighed down with potato?


• Nothing is more sad than Totally Wired by the Fall, with the possible exception of Jose Suarez, whose new knuckleball could transform him into the next Dylan Smith, which would certainly please Athletics GM David Forst, who is shopping for someone like Freddy Peralta or Jonathan Loaisiga, just in case.


• If Yennier Cano can ever be convinced to stay away from laundromats and reach his full potential, the Orioles pitching staff could be formidable with Shane Baz and Trey Gibson.


• JJ Bleday is a big fan of the song "Friday In Rochester" by Chase And The Rochester Six, but Brad Meador is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of You Suck by Consolidated, which only goes to show that the Reds GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Zach Maxwell.

ballad of matt arnold

even if
         Garrett Mitchell

is what
Matt Arnold dreams

Christian Yelich

emerges

and Sal Frelick

comes back to pre-misaligned ankle form

Milwaukee needs
         Kyle Harrison

to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with
         Chad Patrick

 

 

 

 

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