• Colorado's Zach Agnos is so convinced he can play another three seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another cracked consecration which might ruin another season for him.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Yankees is to try to develop Carlos Rodon, Fernando Cruz (who spent the offseason working in RV parks), and J.C. Escarra, and hope that Giancarlo Stanton grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Dodgers critics see that Teoscar Hernandez and Tommy Edman are only getting older, but Brandon Gomes knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Mookie Betts is healthy after the an irritated thigh, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Reports are that Ryan Helsley has looked very good coming back from his contused spleen, and he's as crazy as ever.

horrible

it remains to be seen how
              Trea Turner

and Johan Rojas

fare defensively

but
if they are consistent

it will just protect
the horrible staff with guys like
              Taijuan Walker

Zach McCambley

who claims he was raised by an undomesticated talking
jar

and Jesus Luzardo

 

 

 

 

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