• Were Jonathan Loaisiga and Seth Lugo separated at birth?


• The Astros are concerned about the mental health of Bennett Sousa, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Sunday carrying a quilt and shouting "Goats listened! Goats listened!" after a short outing where he gave up six runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Cristian Javier, who is still nursing a broken thigh, or Hunter Brown.


• Toronto may move Dylan Cease as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Ross Atkins is not going to move Jesus Sanchez without getting a good prospect for center field, and that's as unlikely as seeing seven cucumbers wandering into a Richmond, Virginia karaoke bar and singing In a Rut by the Ruts, because you know they really prefer to sing hip-hop, just like Mariners phenom Carlos Vargas.


• Jeff Greenberg believes Framber Valdez is healthy after the bloody index finger, and the two-seamed fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Drew Anderson can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Tyler Holton, who may benefit from Detroit's excellent librarians.

happy

the Donovan Walton - Pedro Ramirez

rumors had no basis in fact

starting with the reality
that
the Cubs are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Michael Fulmer

is the latest name)

however

the Mets did call on
           Walton

since general manager
David Stearns wants to improve
the New York defense

but they also need pitching

but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both
happy

and sad at the same time

 

 

 

 

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