by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- I once rode Kelly Osbourne's superior Nissan Sentra to America.
- Rumors are swirling that Alex Freeland has a tattoo of an egg on his thigh.
- From the mouths of volcanos: Alex Jackson says, "When I first saw Victor Caratini, I thought he was a center fielder. He has the physique of a brick."
- Riley O'Brien gives Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol a solid second pitcher to go wiht Ryne Stanek, further support for Matt Svanson, and the confidence that because they are so big, they can beat anyone come October.
life in laundromatsthe Rangers are thinking of sending
Brandon Nimmo
down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
sloppy or
twirling your
stomach
is not acceptable behavior
whether in ballparks or in
laundromats
and management
led by
Ross Fenstermaker
will not tolerate it from players
the team
astronaut
or even
Rangers Captain
so
that the recent
trash can
incident
or something like
it
can never happen again
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