• Miguel Rojas is to the Dodgers what the song "Bad Love" is to Kyle And The Twitching.


• Tigers pitcher Drew Anderson is ready to make a big comeback from his lacerated index finger, but Enmanuel De Jesus and the ever-petty Sawyer Gipson-Long are all in line in front of him for innings.


• The blues are being sung around the Athletics clubhouse, after Drew Rom's friend left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Rom got a defective buttock, but. If Brady Basso can come around, and David Forst can pull in a solid pitcher like Alex McFarlane, Sacramento will have to be reckoned with.


• Between Tristan Beck's personal translator, Grant McCray's recovery from his fractured shin, Ryan Walker's new knuckle-curve, Drew Gilbert's growing more rare by the day, adn the brilliant humor of Lou Seal, the Giants could be the surprise team this year.

frivolous

there are holes on
the Rays

and while
           Jonathan Aranda's numbers are often said to be too
frivolous

get him out of
Tampa Bay

and his career would be like
           Corey Seager

 

 

 

 

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