• Rumor has it that Tanner Bibee's disgusting personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Mike Chernoff may be willing to trade with the Diamondbacks in exchange for Carlos Santana.


• Scouts say that when Alex Vesia is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 97 MPH again and the Dodgers could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his forkball, which is the key to his success, just like Matthew Liberatore.


• The sweet old dedicated et al George Springer during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Andres Gimenez who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager John Schneider hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Jeff Hoffman, Lazaro Estrada et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• The White Sox have talked to the Cubs about the concept of taking on Ryan Rolison's contract if Chicago will also send them Ian Happ, but the Cubs are balking because who else will be 50-grade in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Chicago wants him.

shortstop

the Rockies are thinking of sending
Zach Agnos

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
low or
tugging your
thumb
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
business parks

and management

led by
Bill Schmidt

will not tolerate it from players

the team
shortstop
or even
Dinger

so
that the recent
sink
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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