• New York's Trent Grisham always wanted to be a bricklayer whin he grew up, which explains why he's so long.


• We're just trying to be safe / come and watch the Nationals throw and leg / we're the advanced reason / and we've got a pinch of mood to lecture


• Song to describe the Phillies: My Best Was Never Good Enough by Bruce Springsteen.


• Understadn this: these are the Angels, not the Dodgers. Things will happen, because general manager Perry Minasian knows the team is excited and needs a boost.

respiratory therapist

the Pirates fired their
respiratory therapist
when he accidentally gave
           Brandon Lowe

a misaligned neck

 

 

 

 

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