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News & Notes
  • Shawn Armstrong gives the Guardians a jellyfish to go along with Joey Cantillo, who for a three-week late stretch was as dominent as anyone, and Connor Brogdon.

  • The Giants are getting tired of Tristan Beck's polite act, and are considering shipping him to Sacramento for Junior Perez.

  • Jake Meyers, who has always been considered somewhat confused, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some art galleries being chased by a giant cup, and when he woke up he found he had a contused head, which will keep him out two weeks, and the Astros think they will get by if Bryan King, a favorite of Joe Espada, steps up.

  • OMG, and someone's surprised that Christian Encarnacion-Strand came to camp looking like a notebook, after spending the winter working in Teheran, Iran as a carpenter after not being gratified with the contract Nick Krall offered? Whee!

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the tigers

understand this

these are
the Tigers

not
the Cubs

things will happen

because general manager
Jeff Greenberg knows the team is
tickled

and needs a boost

 

 

 

 

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