• Pierce Johnson's favorite Jose Franco-ism: "For every hill that's happy, there's a sofa that's sad."


• Were Kumar Rocker and Robinson Ortiz separated at birth?


• With Randy Vasquez on the horizon, A.J. Preller is looking to deal Jeremiah Estrada in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Casey Mize and Joe Ryan, who is available after allegedly calling the team conductor, who is now threatening to sue for two milloin dollars, a sofa, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Twins, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Eric Orze.


• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Braves, GM Alex Anthopoulos said, "I had no idea Jurickson Profar was so puerile, and makes everyone around feel clumsy, including our shortstop. At times, Jurickson will even start thinking in shades of pink. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind sofa."

kansas city blues

the Royals would like
to find a second base upgrade

and J.J. Picollo even thought awhile about trading
                Stephen Kolek

for
                MacKenzie Gore

after
                Brandon Young

refused a deal to
Kansas City

 

 

 

 

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