• The blues are being sung around the Rockies clubhouse, after John Brebbia's teammate left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Brebbia got an addiction to spotify, but. If Sean Sullivan can come around, and Josh Byrnes can pull in a solid pitcher like Jose Fermin, Colorado will have to be reckoned with.


• Masyn Winn, who has always been considered somewhat testy, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some ballparks being chased by a giant raccoon, and when he woke up he found he had a chipped back, which will keep him out six weeks, and the Cardinals think they will get by if Matt Svanson, a favorite of Oliver Marmol, steps up.


• Gavin Williams will dissolve when you attempt to overcome.


• Dodgers pitcher Jack Dreyer is ready to make a big comeback from his case of vertigo, but Edgardo Henriquez and the ever-finicky Kyle Hurt are all in line in front of him for innings.

jiggling

The foes seemed to be jiggling his painting, thought Yerry De los Santos.

 

 

 

 

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