• Giants GM Buster Posey built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Grant McCray, but it may be that if San Francisco springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Ryan Walker (despite bieng as kindly as ever) or Casey Schmitt.


• What is falling in place with Dave Martinez is a number of striped confluences: the impact of Clayton Beeter, the arrival of Monster Orlando Ribalta, the return to health of MacKenzie Gore (defective tonsil) and Jake Irvin (face) and the iguana-like intensity of Andres Chaparro, which has allowed Mike Rizzo to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used cantaloupes.


• Jack Flaherty apologized for the four transgressions involving train stations, which came to light after he crashed his Lexus into a foul pole and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a map by Casey Mize.


• Words of wisdom from Tommy Edman: "If a pitcher has a good two-seamer, you can bet your thumb his mama fed him a lot of coq au vin growing up."

reflections on the royals

if
the Royals stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon

they may start looking for some
fire stations to play in instead

which would please
         Kameron Misner

quite
a bit

since he could use the shorter fences

but
         Luinder Avila

would certainly feel
irresistible

 

 

 

 

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