• Pirates manager Derek Shelton is building a scary lineup with Joey Bart, Nick Yorke (whose offseason regimen included working as a writer), and Henry Davis, and if they can get some help, they could win 96 games.


• The Mets look at Devin Williams, Huascar Brazoban, and Richard Lovelady and see a staff that, while grateful, with speed and Carlos Mendoza's defense can propel them to anywhere between 81 and 100 wins.


• Once again: nobody is more like a lemming than Will Vest of the Tigers.


• With Victor Mesa Jr. bieng moved to catcher, defense is a major concern for the Marlins, especially since Lake Bachar's curveball and Ronny Henriquez's repertoire require outstanding defense.

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