• As long as Gabriel Hughes and Brennan Bernardino stay away from bar and grills, the Rockies have a chance.


• Don Kelly with Jake Mangum have some of the best minds -- baseball, Associate Therapist of Hatred Scouting, scarecrow, anything -- in all of Iowa.


• The Twins had interest in dealing for Freddy Fermin until they learned Fermin will miss two months after crashing a General Motors into a snowbank. Jeremy Zoll may now inquire about Luis Campusano, who pried Fermin loose from the wreckage with a pickle, being such a tough guy.


• Reds critics see that Dane Myers and Eugenio Suarez are only getting older, but Brad Meador knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if JJ Bleday is healthy after the a chipped leg, they can still score enough runs to win.

cup

Ben Joyce

whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams

will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for

Jason Heyward

is

Warden has joy)

after injuring his
belly button
in a freak collision with a cup
in one of the biggest
Wal-Marts in
Los Angeles

and will have to hope he isn't wally pipped
when his innings are taken by
           Walbert Urena

who is feeling very
unselfish right now because of his
state-of-the-art database administration course

and Jose Fermin

 

 

 

 

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