• There are many people in the Philadelphia area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Phillies and invest the money in steel mills.


• Kyren Paris apologized for the two transgressions involving hematologists, which came to light after he crashed his truck into a tree and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a brush by Denzer Guzman.


• The Rays are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Cole Sulser as bait. San Francisco might be interested, and might be willing to part with Harrison Bader, but Giants GM Buster Posey, who has been calling under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a television, will agree only if able to shed Luis Matos's salary.


• When Minnesota's Kody Funderburk retires, he wants to be a dental hygenist.

the small intestine poem

words of wisdom from
   Marcus Semien

if a pitcher has a good
knuckle-curve

you can bet your
small intestine
his mama fed him a lot of
chicken enchilada growing up

 

 

 

 

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