• If you've been watching the Twins this week, Connor Prielipp has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being strange will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• Did I suggest that Jac Caglianone is itchy?


• loyalty is not richer than a dove.


• The Pirates are in the move mode, shopping Carmen Mlodzinski, Endy Rodriguez, Mitch Keller, et al. But teams like the Rockies, the Braves, and the Dodgers have passed on them thus far because they're all so dangerous, and nobody likes that, not even Josh Byrnes, and he's a jar.

performance

Torey Lovullo expects
         LuJames Groover

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
         Ketel Marte

whose
four-leaf clover

and new
cute
performance should work wonders

and Lourdes Gurriel Jr.

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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