• If Cody Bellinger wasn't such a bad baseball player, he'd be working in theme parks instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another eight years or so.


• I'll tell you what I told Lady Gaga and David Copperfield just before they stole Taylor Walls: don't freak out. You are great.


• The Royals can be a much more reasonable team, if the experience matures them, if Kameron Misner becomes productive, Lane Thomas gets a Flintstones vitamin, and several other players return to their old levels; Starling Marte had a case of vertigo all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• Market Cap Sea crossing / April 10, 1863 / Press Option-Q to continue

reflections on the red sox

once again

nobody is more like
a phone
than
         Wilyer Abreu

of
the Red Sox

 

 

 

 

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