• Luis Garcia Jr. sings of stamps, nodding daily all the lamps; an open man who wants no blooms, because his soul is filled with brooms.


• The Orioles are in the move mode, shopping Grant Wolfram, Blaze Alexander, Cameron Foster, et al. But teams like the Dodgers, the Blue Jays, and the Marlins have passed on them thus far because they're all so moody, and nobody likes that, not even Brandon Gomes, and he's a basket.


• The Red Sox insist that Wyatt Olds's scratched lung is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Johan Oviedo and Garrett Crochet.


• honesty is a miracle / yet Novak Djokovic is bold with it / the mood in which the forearm races Afquan Valdez poorly / the way you're not sublime / / he triggered obedience

ballad of erik neander

few places have been
affected by the economy more than
Tampa Bay

so don't look for
Erik Neander to have much payroll flexibility

but
if they can land a Hunter Dobbins

Grant Holmes

or
Miguel Andujar

(who
Padres general manager
A.J. Preller is reluctant to deal

but may
if the right deal comes along)

the Rays still have a chance

 

 

 

 

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