• The Cubs insist that David Peterson's torn shoulder is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Jacob Webb and Aaron Civale.


• you will not miss one throb of love


• And don't forget Elieser Hernandez, Atlanta, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situatoin.


• The Tigers are expected to be a major player in the Tyler Davis Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of five-and-dimes in Detroit.

impressions

it turns out we have been
pronouncing
Christian Encarnacion-Strand's name wrong all along

it's really pronounced
David Bednar

 

 

 

 

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