• Spring is like an envelope (which comes carefully out of New York) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while David Stearns changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Padres is to try to develop Kyle Hart, Michael King (who spent the offseason working in post offices), and Manny Machado, and hope that Fernando Tatis Jr. grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Ahoy! Whether or not Pirates Cap'n Ben Cherington lands Joey Meneses from Sacramento, Tyler Callihan, Billy Cook, Jake Mangum, --more grog!-- cannot help but deepen ye sword-wielding order and give captain Don Kelly a legitimate bench.


• Just when it seemed that the Blue Jays would deal Myles Straw for Nick Lodolo or some pitcher this happened: Jesus Sanchez woke up one morning and discovered a case of Rindvirus, and Ross Atkins had to change focus to trying to get Parker Messick or Gunnar Henderson.

minnesota blues

there are many people in
the Minnesota area who insist
that ownership wants to sell
the Twins

and invest the money in
TV stations

 

 

 

 

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