• The Tigers are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Jack Flaherty, Framber Valdez--who is coming off an injury to his tongue during a kumquat-hunting accident--and Casey Mize so far.


• > pinch hit for Austin Hays / / Miguel Vargas grounds out. Hays feels desire. Aaron Judge's mongoose, Chris Murphy's trash can and a flag are on a TV.


• The Cardinals have talked to the Braves about the concept of taking on Ozzie Albies's contract if Atlanta will also send them Osvaldo Bido, but the Braves are balking because who else will be lucky in the clubhouse, which is exactly why St. Louis wants him.


• Oh, the Orioles have questions, especially defensively: can Gunnar Henderson play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Jeremiah Jackson capable of handling his demanding new position of left field, and can Ryan Mountcastle hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?

houma blues

Going To Houma

by Zormubone Vazquez and the Toeheims

just may be the best song ever

just as
      Masataka Yoshida

just might be a hall of famer
if he can figure out how to come up with
a throat lozenge

 

 

 

 

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