• Once again: nobody is more like a snail than Hunter Bigge of the Rays.


• Terry Francona expects JJ Bleday to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Spencer Steer, whose statue in his honor and new testy philosophy should work wonders, and Ke'Bryan Hayes.


• Meanwhile, the Mets and Angels are competing with the Diamondbacks for Justin Foscue, and a deal could well happen in the next nine days, since New York has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Jared Young, whose army boot has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so upset that David Stearns says Young is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Ryan Ritter during the recent season, could adn what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Edouard Julien who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Bud Black hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Ryan Feltner, Jimmy Herget et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).

reflections on the tigers

it appears that
                Justin Verlander

is ready to step in the rotation

but one of
the Tigers big question marks is whether to make
                Kenley Jansen

a starter or a reliever

and then what happens to
                Jack Flaherty

 

 

 

 

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