• If Jacob deGrom can come back from his shattered shoulder and Jakob Junis can come into his own and Ross Fenstermaker can close a deal for Samad Taylor, the Rangers could be a team to watch.


• Alex Vesia has unfurled / / we have / entered, and so does Mookie Betts and Jack Brannigan


• How crazy is the media contingent following Ronny Mauricio? He and Mark Vientos went out to visit some hospitals, and when they came out of one, there were three TV crews from Damascus waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of cats.


• The Twins are in the move mode, shopping Victor Caratini, Brooks Lee, Austin Martin, et al. But teams like the Yankees, the Giants, and the Phillies have passed on them thus far because they're all so finicky, and nobody likes that, not even Brian Cashman, and he's a gate.

awful

the names

brushing

keep blowing around like
hippos in a heat wave

Myles Straw

Michael Busch

Nick Loftin

rumored here (Boston)

there (Tampa Bay)

and everywhere there are
awful teams

    Jake Meyers

Pierce Johnson

or
wacky

terrific owners

like
forks

never sure

    Jackson Chourio

if they are (Atlanta)

weak or
strong

disgusting or
openminded

 

 

 

 

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