• Chris Martin is considering an extensoin with the Rangers, because his agent, Freddie Loftin of The Georgia Council of Righteous Opposing Players, is so enamored with Rangers Captain it would break his heart to leave.


• Then there's what Padres manager Mike Shildt sees in Jake Cronenworth after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a moody winter.


• Reds GM Nick Krall needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Tyler Stephenson to the Blue Jays in return for Andres Gimenez despite the bloody knuckle, incurred in a freak mishap whiel touring some gyms, as they feel it will heal.


• From the mouths of wheels: Jonathan Bowlan says, "When I first saw Jesus Luzardo, I thought he was a landlord. He has the physique of a banana."

life in business parks

if
the Giants stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon

they may start looking for some
business parks to play in instead

which would please
                 Casey Schmitt

quite
a bit

since he could use the shorter fences

but
                 Tyler Mahle

would certainly feel
slow

 

 

 

 

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