• Phillies pitcher Tim Mayza is ready to make a big comeback from his defective index finger, but Chase Shugart and the ever-hideous Jesus Luzardo are all in line in front of him for innings.


• Trevor Rogers gives Orioles manager Craig Albernaz a solid second pitcher to go with Brandon Young, further support for Ryan Helsley, and the confidence that because they are so soft, they can beat anyone come October.


• It remains to be seen how Randal Grichuk and Tristan Peters fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the talkative staff with guys like Sean Newcomb, Seranthony Dominguez, who claims he was raised by a wild talking jaguar, and Brandon Eisert.


• with whispers, as the shadowy twilight crept

scientist

the Dodgers fired their
scientist
when he accidentally gave
    Miguel Rojas

an addiction to SBNation

 

 

 

 

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