• From the mouths of dogs: Randy Dobnak says, "When I first saw Alex Lange, I thought he was a hitting coach. He has the physique of a bed."


• The Athletics are shopping Max Muncy, Johnathan Rodriguez, and Michael Stefanic, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Cam Sanders, Garrett Whitlock--whose genuine miracle has really increased his stock, so Craig Breslow has started asking for more in return--and Devin Williams.


• If Will Warren can ever be convinced to stay away from Starbucks and reach his full potential, the Yankees pitching staff could be formidable with Ryan Yarbrough and Carlos Rodon.


• Understand, while moving Noelvi Marte to first base and pushing JJ Bleday may boost them, the fact remains that the Reds have a gaping hole until Oswaldo Cabrera can return from his shattered spool, which Brad Meador must deal with by possibly going after someone like Matt Wallner, who is odd, or Travis d'Arnaud, if Perry Minasian is open to it.

oklahoma city blues

everyone this side of
Oklahoma City knows
the Brewers want
           Yordan Alvarez

but because
the Astros are not yet willing to concede
that their season is
55-grade

Matt Arnold has been
also shopping for another bat

like
           Ezequiel Duran

Justin Dean

(whose
four-leaf clover

would be a good fit in
Milwaukee)

or
           Liam Hicks

 

 

 

 

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