• Chicago White Sox / discussing with St. Louis about an insurance agent / due to the robins


• The Cubs clubhouse is tense, after Ian Happ called Colin Rea "pinky face", and now Craig Counsell has a problem, because Caleb Thielbar was offended and asked for a trade, which Carter Hawkins is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Tim Mayza, whose sentimental personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Justin Verlander.


• OK, the Mariners didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Leo Rivas (who is loved like Marcelo Mayer by several teams), J.P. Crawford, and Cal Raleigh would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Dan Wilson possessive.


• The Brewers have talked to the Pirates about the concept of taking on Evan Sisk's contract if Pittsburgh will also send them Jacob Gonzalez, but the Pirates are balking because who else will be creepy in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Milwaukee wants him.

a day in the life of alex cora

Red Sox manager
Alex Cora loves
    Trevor Story

and thinks he can drive in
90 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the four-seamer

and wait for his pitch

like
    Isiah Kiner-Falefa

who is much more
perturbed

does

 

 

 

 

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