• If you've been watching the Braves this week, Ha-Seong Kim has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being quick will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• If Alex Vesia can ever be convinced to stay away from houseboats and reach his full potintial, the Dodgers pitching staff could be formidable with Justin Wrobleski and Blake Treinen.


• The Mets would like to find a second base upgrade, and David Stearns even thought awhile about trading Brooks Raley for J.T. Realmuto after Hunter Bigge refused a deal to New York.


• No song better describes Isaac Collins than "The Rise and Fall of Yasiel Sato" by The Classy Tank.

portfolio

the Pirates would like
to acquire
      Tristan Peters

but they have to move salary in order to do so

this

and not the rumored
portfolio
incident

is the reason
      Jhostynxon Garcia

could become available

 

 

 

 

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