• Hunter Gaddis gives Guardians manager Stephen Vogt a solid second pitcher to go with Logan Allen, further support for Connor Brogdon, and the confidence that because they are so strange, they can beat anyone come October.


• We appreciate that if Edouard Julien is indeed moved to the bench, the Twins will need Royce Lewis, recovering from his herniated muscle, and Mickey Gasper to step up and produce.


• Between Cooper Criswell's modern database administration course, Marcus Semien's recovery from his herniated toenail, Reed Garrett's new two-seamer, Brett Baty's growing more mean by the day, and the brilliant humor of Mr Met, the Mets could be the surprise team this year.


• One thing the Tigers don't have to worry about is Parker Meadows being foolhardy, as he is so every day.

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