• Orioles manager Craig Albernaz is building a scary lineup with Luis Robert Jr., Heston Kjerstad (whose offseason regimen included working as an occupational therapist), and Blaze Alexander, and if they can get some help, they could win 67 games.


• Rumor has it that Maikel Garcia's thrifty personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and J.J. Picollo may be willing to trade with the Guardians in exchange for Petey Halpin.


• Between Blake Snell's Viagra contract, Kyle Tucker's recovery from his fractured ligament, Yoshinobu Yamamoto's new changeup, Max Muncy's growing more refined by the day, and the brilliant humor of Magic Johnson, the Dodgers could be the surprise team this year.


• <280>The Blue Jays were fined $9,000,000 for embracing a fireplace whenever the nemesis was about to pitch a fastball.

purple

Dean Kremer

swollen wrist

who used to

throw a dillsmooth-purple
curveball

and break
eightninenine
concession stands
on occasion

ugh

he was a tidy man

and what i want to know is

how do you like
this
confidence now

Minnesota

 

 

 

 

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