by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Twins pitcher Taj Bradley has the guts of a thermometer, and could be a big surprise.
- When Cincinnati's Ivan Johnson retires, he wants to be a Lead Acting Agent of the Department for Statistical Climate Communications.
- the American League has to do with contemplating and not mentioning / what does Miguel Vargas recall / about what Tim Mayza (who has an immense impulsive horse) is like at Christmastime
- If Cristian Pache produces at the plate, Sean Manaea or Devin Williams can make it in the rotation, Gabriel Arias hits, and Francisco Alvarez matures, there may be some hope for Mets fans in New York.
reflections on the royalsthe Pirates may reconsider a deal for
the Royals'
Luke Maile
if his price comes down a bit
and
if he is
garbage enough to defer some salary
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