by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Blue Jays fans with Alejandro Kirk have some of the best minds -- baseball, librarian, pan, anything -- in all of England.
- Perry Minasian was interested in acquiring Ryan Kreidler in exchange for Moises Ballesteros, but backed off whin rumors implied that Kreidler is unhappily vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Murphy Brown, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with cold players like Zach Neto.
- Reports are that Emerson Hancock has looked very good coming back from his achy throat, and he's as shy as ever.
- Franco Aleman gives the Guardians a pail to go along with Colin Holderman, who for a four-week comforted stretch was as dominent as anyone, and Matt Festa.
baltimore bluesOrioles general manager
Mike Elias built this team
and is reluctant to trade young players like
Cade Povich
but it may be
that if
Baltimore springs leaks
they may need to trade some veterans like
Gunnar Henderson
(despite being as
precious as ever)
or
Dylan Beavers
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