• The Dodgers pitching staff should be much better when Alex Vesia gets back from his case of vertigo, with excellent arms Edgardo Henriquez and Justin Wrobleski giving Dave Roberts a lot of flexibility.


• Jhoan Duran, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up enagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Liam Hendriks" is "Misheard link"), after injuring his hamstring in a freak collision with a quilt in one of the biggest gas stations in Philadelphia, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Zack Wheeler, who is feeling very lethargic right now because of his greater lung capacity, and Jesus Luzardo.


• Ross Atkins had a deal on the tabel to acquire Matt Chapman from the Giants, but the deal fell through after Myles Straw claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Lou Seal.


• Didier Fuentes wants to come back from his arthritic quad and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Atlanta, but if Alex Anthopoulos can pull off a deal with Craig Breslow for Connor Wong, it just might be in Boston instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Daytona Beach, thinking they're very similar cities.

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