• when I was down beside the campfire band


• Seranthony Dominguez is considering an extension with the Mariners, because his uncle Ryan is so enamored with the Mariner Moose it would break his heart to leave.


• The Braves clubhouse is tense, after Matt Olson called Dylan Lee "large intestine face", and now Walt Weiss has a problem, because Ray Kerr was offended and asked for a trade, which Alex Anthopoulos is hesitant to do, but might if they can get an Ian Seymour, whose calm personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Sean Newcomb.


• The Rockies have had several calls about Jimmy Herget, but GM Josh Byrnes won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Troy Johnston to make their team even better.

cracked

just
when it seemed
that
the Rangers would deal
                Danny Jansen

for
                Drew Rom

or some pitcher this happened

Brandon Nimmo

woke up one morning

and discovered a cracked nostril

and Ross Fenstermaker had to change focus to trying to get
                Trevor Rogers

or
                Steven Zobac

 

 

 

 

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