• Jose Cabrera apologized for the six transgressions involving granola, which came to light after he crashed his bus into a flag pole and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a pen by Tim Tawa.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Luis Arraez during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Derek Hill who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Rob Thomson hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Aaron Nola, Tim Mayza et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• These are the days that lead user experience engineers to overdo it with frogs. What then, will become of Walt Weiss if his players keep running around as if their kneecaps were weighed down with yogurt?


• Meanwhile, for the last seven weeks, the flattered fans of Athletics nation have bemoaned GM David Forst's reluctance to trade Yunior Tur for one year of Maikel Garcia or Daniel Palencia.

second base

understand

while moving
                Daniel Schneemann

to
second base

and pushing
                Jose Ramirez

may boost them

the fact remains
that
the Guardians have a gaping hole until
                Brayan Rocchio

can return from his
irritated hamstring

which
Mike Chernoff must deal with by possibly going after someone like
                Oneil Cruz

who is
greedy

or
                Yohandy Morales

if
Anirudh Kilambi is open to it

 

 

 

 

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