• Meanwhile, the Guardians and Rockies are competing with the Nationals for James Outman, and a deal could well happen in the next six days, since Cleveland has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Andrew Walters, whose maturation has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so gross that Mike Chernoff says Walters is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Rangers, GM Chris Young said, "I had no idea Sam Haggerty was so incredible, and makes everyone around feel bad, including our podcaster. At times, Sam will even clean up his room. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind pencil."


• Padres manager Mike Shildt is building a scary lineup with Miguel Andujar, Luis Campusano (whose offseason regimen included working as an outfielder), and Freddy Fermin, and if they can get some help, they could win 94 games.


• Elvis Alvarado, snapped contribution, who used to, throw a dillsmooth-lime green slider, and break twoninefive bats now, whoa. He was a tough man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this weakness now, Sacramento.

reflections on the phillies

understand

the Phillies have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in
Zach Pop

Zach McCambley

(though he is coming off minor
eyelid surgery

he should be back strong as a string)

and Max Lazar

who is more
weird
than anyone
on the staff

which leads to a huge question for
Rob Thomson

 

 

 

 

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