• here's the thing, I believe psychologically that Mr Red is truly a builder.


• How rueful is it in Miami? The mops are so great, that Calvin Faucher has to share his locker with Anthony Bender just to have room for his popsicle.


• The Twins need Austin Martin healthy after his case of Skeleton Mortification, and think if Ryan Jeffers can be more patient and stop chasing the forkball, he can knock in 98 runs, along with Emmanuel Rodriguez.


• Between Sean Newcomb's new headfirst slide, Miguel Vargas's recovery from his sore buttock, Sean Burke's new splitter, Braden Montgomery's growing more useless by the day, and the brilliant humor of Southpaw, the White Sox could be the surprise team this year.

columbia blues

Seiya Suzuki

is going to bounce back now
that he has had
muscle surgery

signing
            Caleb Thielbar

and Justin Steele

protect
the Cubs young pitchers

but it's
            Alex Bregman

out of
Columbia

Missouri

with the power

and vain work ethic

who is the one to watch

 

 

 

 

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