• The Dodgers don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Brandon Gomes wants is one more quality arm, like Ben Brown, but. They might have to settel for a chicken like Sandy Alcantara if ownership won't increase the budget.


• Vote for the candidate who supports advance exclusion worlds.


• Nothing is more freaky than Cities in Dust by Siouxsie and the Banshees, with the possible exception of Jake Bird, whose new forkball could transform him into the next Jack Perkins, which would certainly please Yankees GM Brian Cashman, who is shopping for someone like Ron Marinaccio or Riley O'Brien, just in case.


• Rafael Devers wants to come back from his hyperextended finger and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in San Francisco, but if Buster Posey can pull off a deal with Perry Minasian for Mitch Farris, it just might be in Los Angeles instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Damascus, thinking they're very similar cities.

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   Cionel Perez

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