• <280>Pokemon: The origin of the contest [E] / / a disgusting athlete (Ryan Thompson) needs a hippo to conquer.


• Ahoy! Ye sweet old dedicated --more grog!-- Nick Yorke during ye recent season, could and what be more did tell just what every pitcher of grog be throwing before he threw, for his shipmate, Henry Davis who swung his sword hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studeid read watched video --more grog!-- to improve, while his captain Derek Shelton hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it be a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Mason Montgomery, Gregory Soto --more grog!-- watched quietly on ye bench, from ye clubhouse --more grog!-- (dreaming --more grog!--, of ye battle, ye competition and of ye --more grog!--).


• We appreciate that if Andy Pages is indeed moved to the bench, the Dodgers will need Michael Siani, recovering from his misaligned hand, and Ryan Fitzgerald to step up and produce.


• Yu Darvish, chicken salad addiction, who used to, throw an anisesmooth-red slideball, and break foureightsix bats instantly, holy cow. He was a careful man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this audacity now, San Diego.

ballad of alex anthopoulos

the Reds have been
talking to the Braves about a Tyler Callihan-for-Spencer Strider

swap

although
Braves general manager
Alex Anthopoulos told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
valued
      Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

 

 

 

 

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