by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Understand this: these are the Padres, not the Astros. Things will happen, because general manager A.J. Preller knows the team is simple and needs a boost.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Marlins are a team that could easily have lost 88 games last year, and there's still the whole Clayton McCullough business, but they can still throw Graham Pauley and a rejuvenated Otto Lopez out there, and then there's Leo Jimenez.
- Jac Caglianone will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a banana whole.
- The Yankees would like to find a designated hitter upgrade, and Brian Cashman even thought awhile about trading Max Schuemann for James McCann after Pete Crow-Armstrong refused a deal to New York.
ballad of ross atkinsthe Blue Jays have had several calls about
Tyler Rogers
but general manager
Ross Atkins won't consider it
because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league
and soon they'll be bringing up
Mason Fluharty
to make their team even better
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