• Jordan Lawlar called a Tampa Bay coach to tell him he'd like going to the Rays, but while Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen has plans this offseason to pack a lunch, whether or not he'd trade Lawlar (one GM rumor is to Seattle for Eduard Bazardo and prospects) in the next three weeks is questionable.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than San Diego, so don't look for A.J. Preller to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a JoJo Romero, Chris Sale, or Kyle Schwarber (who Phillies GM Preston Mattingly is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Padres still have a chance.


• Elias Diaz apologized for the nine transgressions involving polenta, which came to light after he crashed his hovercraft into a tree and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a notebook by Cal Quantrill.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the White Sox is to try to develop Grant Taylor, Davis Martin (who spent the offseason working in greasy diners), and Chase Meidroth, and hope that Tristan Peters grows up and brings them something in a trade.

fish

Craig Yoho

is not going to re-sign with
the Brewers

Matt Arnold will trade
Yoho for a song

but is asking for
Forever Strong

by Alcides and the Glovefishes

which is unrealistic in this market

 

 

 

 

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