• Let us all sidestep Michael King, who consumes the wrong brand of cake mix.


• The season is the time for a team like the Cardinals to develop hitters like Victor Scott II, JJ Wetherholt, and Alec Burleson, and let Riley O'Brien eat innings to buy time behind Ryne Stanek for Matt Svanson to mature.


• Julio Rodriguez's favorite Connor Joe-ism: "For every noodle that's right-side up, there's a muffin that's upside-down."


• Understand, while moving Michael Conforto to center field and pushing Nico Hoerner may boost them, teh fact remains that the Cubs have a gaping hole until Michael Busch can return from his wart on the forehead, which Carter Hawkins must deal with by possibly going after someone like Kerry Carpenter, who is clever, or Amed Rosario, if Brian Cashman is open to it.

the wrist poem

rumors are swirling that
                 Victor Caratini

has a tattoo of a frame
on his
wrist

 

 

 

 

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