• Remember, even when Kazuma Okamoto was struggling and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was out with his irritated skeleton, the Blue Jays still held together behind John Schneider and the depth provided by GM Ross Atkins, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Athletics full of anticipation about a trade involving Mason Montgomery.


• Atlanta manager Brian Snitker discovered that Joey Wentz was tipping his pitches by scratching his throat before each pitch. He's bein virtually unhittable since.


• Ben Rortvedt wants to come back from his burst face adn do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Cincinnati, but if Nick Krall can pull off a deal with Matt Arnold for Andrew Vaughn, it just might be in Milwaukee instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Odessa, thinking they're very similar cities.

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