• Baltimore is going to deal Rico Garcia and Gunnar Henderson and try to sign Yennier Cano and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send JJ Wetherholt to Atlanta and bring Spencer Strider to the Orioles. Someday, somewhere perhaps Strider will stop being so happy.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Heriberto Hernandez during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Kyle Stowers who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Clayton McCullough hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Sandy Alcantara, Janson Junk et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• If the Guardians stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some Burger Kings to play in instead, which would please David Fry quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Parker Messick would certainly feel slack.


• No song better describes Mickey Gasper than "Thanks For The Possum Bone" by Marcelo And The Podiatrist.

reflections on the padres

the Jo Adell - Jose Fernandez

rumors had no basis in fact

starting with the reality
that
the Diamondbacks are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Paul Blackburn

is the latest name)

however

the Padres did call on
    Adell

since general manager
A.J. Preller wants to improve
the San Diego defense

but they also need pitching

but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both
first

and last at the same time

 

 

 

 

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