• Los Angeles manager Dave Roberts discovered that Tanner Scott was tipping his pitches by brushing his eyelid before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• Toronto with Vladimir Guerrero Jr. have some of the best minds -- baseball, President of Multidisciplinary Elbow Defending, lemur, anything -- in all of Ecuador.


• Gabriel Arias is going to bounce back now that he has had appendix surgery, signing Erik Sabrowski and Tim Herrin protect the Guardians young pitchers...but it's Jose Ramirez, out of Wilmington, North Carolina, with the power and taciturn work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• The Yankees love Luis Gil's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Billy Crystal to "Cupzilla Gear Company" by Neal and the Shirtriggs.

life in prisons

an interesting observation from esteemed general manager
Bill Schmidt

three of the most talented pitchers of our era

Wikelman Gonzalez

Ethan Roberts

(who is a big fan of the impressive band
Prisons)

and Yennier Cano

every one of them has a decided
moody streak

which may be a lesson to be learned

 

 

 

 

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