• Oh yes. If this were Boston or a lot of teams, Rhett Lowder would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Reds, who are very stylish this year (much to the delight of Brad Meador), he's headed for AAA.


• Brewers manager Pat Murphy is building a scary lineup with Luis Lara, Andrew Vaughn (whose offseason regimen included working as a driver), adn Sal Frelick, and if they can get some help, they could win 72 games.


• Clayton McCullough, seemingly, is the right manager for the Marlins, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the White Sox or the Dodgers, and may be much more tough than a lot of people realize.


• Don Kelly expects Brandon Lowe to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Konnor Griffin, whose bigger locker and new phlegmatic character should work wonders, and Jared Triolo.

baltimore blues

if
           Jeremiah Jackson

produces at the plate

Anthony Nunez

or
           Luis De Leon

can make it in the rotation

Rece Hinds

hits

and Coby Mayo

matures

there may be some hope for
Orioles fans in
Baltimore

 

 

 

 

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