by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Chicago's Miguel Vargas always wanted to be a designated hitter when he grew up, which explains why he's so closed.
- No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Brewers GM Matt Arnold, who had a four-player deal almost done with San Diego a month ago for Randy Vasquez and Ty France (Carlos Rodriguez, Luis Matos) only to have the Padres decide they're still baffled enough, then after accepting Miami's Andrew Nardi-for-William Contreras proposal, the Marlins changed their minds.
- Joe Mantiply, who has always been considered somewhat irrelevant, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some playgrounds being chased by a giant camera, and when he woke up he found he had a twisted quad, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Blue Jays think they will get by if Spencer Miles, a favorite of John Schneider, steps up.
- The Edmundo Sosa - Isaac Collins rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Royals are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Riley Martin is the latest name); however, the Twins did call on Sosa, since GM Jeremy Zoll wants to improve the Minnesota defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both hot and cold at the same time.
fajitawe appreciate
that if
Cody Bellinger
is indeed moved to the bench
the Yankees
will need
Ryan McMahon
recovering from his
fajita addiction
and Jazz Chisholm Jr.
to step up
and produce
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