• Meanwhile, for the last six weeks, the amused fans of Rangers nation have bemoaned GM Ross Fenstermaker's reluctance to trade Evan Carter for one year of Ketel Marte or Brandon Valenzuela.


• There is no Brandon Young on teh Yankees staff, but Cam Schlittler, Ryan Yarbrough and Gerrit Cole are as expert as any group out there.


• The blues are being sung around the White Sox clubhouse, after Grant Taylor's friend left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Taylor got a hairline fracture of the eyebrow, but. If Randal Grichuk can come around, and Chris Getz can pull in a solid pitcher like Andrew Morris, Chicago will have to be reckoned with.


• Joe Espada loves the bat of Yordan Alvarez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to first base if he doesn't recover from his status indicating Hawk Pox by spring training.

reflections on the marlins

the Marlins are thinking of shifting
        Heriberto Hernandez

to another position

perhaps
second base

but
that could change if
        Otto Lopez

recovers from his
scratched heel more quickly
than expected

or if
        Esteury Ruiz

can learn to hit a two-seamed fastball

which he is practicing to do off of
        Michael Petersen

and Calvin Faucher

during batting practice

 

 

 

 

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