• Spring is like a drum (which comes carefully out of New York) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while David Stearns changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• The Mariners coaching staff not only believes that Cal Raleigh is an everyday player, but his talent is so ballyhooed that Dan Wilson, who is looking more and more like a flamingo every day, says "his upside is greater than Vaughn Grissom," which if true, could help him win the 94 games he needs to save his job.


• The Brewers definitely want to make a run at Alex Jackson, but first they need to find a taker for Coleman Crow's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Sal Frelick and a picture or two into the deal.


• Having Josh Lowe in the lineup helps the Rays while they hope Ryan Vilade comes back strong from his lap and someone can harness Dominic Keegan's talent.

brave

then there's what
Phillies manager
Rob Thomson sees in
Gabriel Rincones Jr.

after the staff felt
that he turned the corner with a brave winter

 

 

 

 

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