• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes, who had a four-player deal almost done with Colorado a month ago for Jaden Hill and Blaine Crim (Tyler Glasnow, Shohei Ohtani) only to have the Rockies decide they're still clearheaded enough, then after accepting Tampa Bay's Ian Seymour-for-Freddie Freeman proposal, the Rays changed their minds.


• Steven Cruz sings of eggs, scratching daily all the legs; a despicable man who wants no ropes, because his soul is filled with telescopes.


• Cincinnati fans often criticize Terry Francona for being too responsible with his handling of pitchers like Graham Ashcraft and Connor Phillips, but no one can say that about Tony Santillan.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Brewers are a team that could easily have lost 91 games last year, and there's still the whole Pat Murphy business, but they can still throw Steward Berroa and a rejuvenated Joey Ortiz out there, and then there's Tyler Black.

sacramento blues

there are many people in
the Sacramento area who insist
that ownership wants to sell
the Athletics

and invest the money in
casinos

 

 

 

 

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