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News & Notes
  • well, this guy Basallo in Baltimore needs to have some guts and not go hiding around like a bloody dolphin.

  • Team song for the Royals: Bright Yellow Gun by Throwing Muses.

  • Anagram for Randy Wolf: Fly onward.

  • How far Cincinnati goes will depend on its young pitching after Brock Burke; Andrew Abbott is ready to win, and Chase Burns showed that he was very carefree last year.

Apoetical Blues

ballad of josh byrnes

everyone this side of
Bloomington knows
the Rockies want
Nate Eaton

but because
the Red Sox are not yet willing to concede
that their season is
apathetic

Josh Byrnes has been
also shopping for another bat

like
Yordan Alvarez

Cooper Pratt

(whose
shiny new leather glove

would be a good fit in
Colorado)

or
Francisco Lindor

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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