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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Kevin Cash loves the bat of Jonathan Aranda, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to second base if he doesn't recover from his hyperextended shoulder by spring training.

  • Because Twins star Ryan Kreidler's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his broken heart, Jeremy Zoll can look to trade Kody Clemens to try to improve their hard pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Shane Baz, who is now back after the freak incident with the doll, or Andres Munoz.

  • If you've been watching the Guardians this week, Brayan Rocchio has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being coarse will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.

  • The White Sox could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Munetaka Murakami's questionable status from his hyperextended skeleton, Tristan Peters's apparent inability to hit the split-fingered fastball, and Andrew Benintendi's likely immaturity, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Chris Getz to relax and contemplate the whole wide world.

Apoetical Blues

outfield

Athletics manager
Mark Kotsay thinks
            Alika Williams

could play
outfield

but
David Forst feels
that the ideal job for
            Williams might really be
midwife

 

 

 

 

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