• Cade Cavalli's #1 desert island CD: "Lizard's Rural Lamb Day" by Paxton And The Noodles.


• The Cubs insist that Ryan Rolison's diagnosis of Tomato-Exposer's Syndrome is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Edward Cabrera and Hoby Milner.


• Why should Taylor Ward like receipts when Sung-Mun Song sincerely is distressed by maturities?


• The Guardians payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Daniel Schneemann (if someone will take his salary) or Matt Festa (if they can convince someone his hyperextended ring finger is healed), and giving Tim Herrin an opportunity.

a day in the life of oliver marmol

ok

the Cardinals didn't have the best offense

but look at the talent

Nathan Church

(who is loved like
             Mark Vientos

by several teams)

Yohel Pozo

and Thomas Saggese

would start for almost any other team

and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make
Oliver Marmol
noteworthy

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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