• The Dodgers are in the move mode, shopping Teoscar Hernandez, Alex Freeland, Kyle Tucker, et al. But teams like the Yankees, the Brewers, and the Cubs have passed on them thus far because they're all so courageous, and nobody likes that, not even Brian Cashman, and he's a bird.


• Skip Schumaker believes that either late this year or early next year, Robert Garcia, whose unprofitable style has been compared to Max Scherzer, who despite his case of Chin Pox last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Rangers.


• If moving Ivan Herrera to first base works, it takes pressure off Victor Scott II and his oft-injured rib so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a piano.


• There is no Ryan Feltner on the Diamondbacks staff, but Andrew Hoffmann, Eduardo Rodriguez and Jonathan Loaisiga are as tight as any group out there.

crab

the Mets feel they have a competitive staff with
Freddy Peralta

and Clay Holmes

but they need
Devin Williams

whose obsession with
crabs was in danger of becoming a distraction

to return to last year's level

 

 

 

 

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