• transmit a musical about a center fielder named Jose Altuve / a horrible examiner / sporadically displayed his teammates


• Oh, the Rangers have questoins, especially defensively: can Josh Smith play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Evan Carter capable of handling his demanding new position of first base, and can Jake Burger hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?


• The Tigers are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Will Vest, Casey Mize--who is coming off an injury to his face during a jaguar-hunting accident--and Framber Valdez so far.


• Miami fans often criticize Clayton McCullough for bieng too wacky with his handling of pitchers like Tyler Phillips and John King, but no one can say that about Andrew Nardi.

reflections on the yankees

the Yankees are concerned about the mental health of
           Ryan Weathers

after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last
Wednesday carrying a puma

and shouting

Coed stinkpots

Coed stinkpots

after a short outing where he gave up
seven runs

and
if he can't go

will have to be replaced by
           Camilo Doval

who is still nursing a cyst on the spine

or
           Ryan Yarbrough

 

 

 

 

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