• Just when it seemed that the Reds would deal Dane Myers for Kevin Kelly or some pitcher this happened: Noelvi Marte woke up one morning and discovered an arthritic mouth, and Brad Meador had to change focus to trying to get Adam Macko or Logan Webb.


• Understand this: these are the Rockies, not the Mariners. Things will happen, because general manager Josh Byrnes knows the team is kind and needs a boost.


• Understend, the Braves farm system is mushy, which will enable Alex Anthopoulos to go after someone like the Blue Jays stud Brendon Little in July.


• Understand, the Mets have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Philip Abner, Jefry Yan (though he is coming off minor tonsil surgery, he should be back strong as a scale), and Justin Hagenman, who is more tricky than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Carlos Mendoza.

grateful

understand

the Astros staff have varying degrees of potential

Peter Lambert

is outstanding

Steven Okert

can be

and Ronel Blanco's
grateful mindset is ever a mystery

 

 

 

 

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