• I am inspired by the new magazine article by St. Augustine in Babybug Magazine about Zach Morgan.


• While the Diamondbacks believe that A.J. Puk will come back, and Drey Jameson will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Ryne Nelson's appendix.


• Garrett Cleavinger slipped last evening toting his ball and suffered a defective hamstring. He will miss nine weeks.


• Rangers manager Skip Schumaker says "Winston Santos can be for us what Joe Musgrove is for San Diego. He's that educated."

life in tract housing developments

one scout said

the Athletics certainly knew what they were doing
when they got
Alika Williams

he is going to be a dumb hitter

the same scout said
Hogan Harris

is throwing very well

but
he's not a mask
anymore

now he's throwing
68

and relying on his
fastball

obviously

he's copying
Chris Roycroft

which is a good idea
if he doesn't want to be out of baseball

living out of
tract housing developments

and trying to find work as a relief pitcher reviewer
next year

 

 

 

 

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