• And then there are the Padres pitching questions: whither the secure Robbie Ray? Can Casey Mize, with his fragile muscle, and Yuki Matsui step up and produce?


• Nathan Lukes is going to bounce back now that he has had appendix surgery, signing Brendon Little and Joe Mantiply protect the Blue Jays young pitchers...but it's Rudy Martin Jr., out of Duluth, Minnesota, with the power and crappy work ethic, who is the one to watch.


• Marlins GM Gabe Kapler needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Calvin Faucher to the Nationals in return for Yovanny Cruz despite the case of falling off a bear, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some exhibition halls, as they feel it will heal.


• These are the days that lead video coordinators to overdo it with envelopes. What then, will become of Alex Cora if his players keep running around as if their ligaments were weighed down with cheesecake?

baltimore blues

even if
Yohel Pozo

is what
Mike Elias dreams

Carlos Narvaez

emerges

and Christian Encarnacion-Strand

comes back to pre-broken shin form

Baltimore needs
Chris Bassitt

to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with
Brandon Young

 

 

 

 

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