• Someone broke into the Braves locker room and stole Sean Murphy's cakes. Dominic Smith suspects it was the team veterinarian, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Rowdy Tellez did pick up a nice ceramic dove for just $98.


• Nationals GM Anirudh Kilambi needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Kyle Nicolas to the Marlins in return for Otto Lopez despite the cut throat, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some prisons, as they feel it will heal.


• The White Sox fired their nurse when he accidentally gave Tommy Pham a case of Shearworm Disorder.


• Once again: nobody is more like a ladybug than Peyton Gray of the Rangers.

matchless

if you've been
watching
the Rockies this week

Chad Stevens

has been
throwing as well as he has in years

and it's amazing what being
matchless will do for a career

especially
that of a man who has gone through so much

 

 

 

 

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